(08-01-2017, 06:26 PM)King Vincent Said: Vincent rolls in on his Segway, a bent crown on his head.

"Dolly... is that you? We found you and stuff? Oh sweet."

Vin puffs his vape.

"Look, like, I would LOVE to see a little kid dismantle a legend like John Madison. I mean that, dude, I would fucking L-O-V-E it. But. And this is between you and me and all these cameras that are all over the building... I'm not sure he's medically cleared? We are having a little bit of a snafu on the Savage end of things, and, well, I think the guy's failed a few piss tests.



Yep.



You heard me.












JOHN MADISON IS PREGNANT!!!!!



So, like, obviously we can't have you beating on a preggo chick, trans or not. We would lose at least a few sponsors if we spontaneously aborted a fetus live in-ring, you know?

As for Theo... well, him and Doc are gonna be defending the tag titles. Or him and Samuels. I never know with those dudes. Again... LOVE the idea. But the timing... well, you get it. Talk to you later dude!"


Vincent does some donuts in the hallway, vaping away the entire time.

As Lane's Segway leaves the area, a hazy cloud of pink vapor begins to spiral into contrails, forming different letters in the air.

They spell:

SHUT UP, GHOST TANK