Welcome to Savage Saturday Night ladies and gentlmen! We have an action packed show for you this evening.
That's right, we'll see who moves on in our Tag Team Tournament, as well as having both the Television Championship AND the X-Treme Championship defended here tonight!
But first... I'm being told we have a special announcement from Vincent Lane's desk!
From the top of the ramp, the curtains part and a long, purple rug rolls down the aisle. As Lady Gaga's voice reverberates throughout the arena, Vincent Lane's personal executive assistant and head secretary Roxy Cotton walks out from the back and heads for the ring with a clipboard in hand.
As the crowd cheers her and men in the audience wolf whistle, Roxy wiggles her way down the ramp in her form fitting mini dress and stiletto heels. She climbs the ring steps with assistance from a ringside crew member, and enters the ring through the bottom and second ropes, held apart by referee Chaz Bobo.
Roxy gets to the center of the ring and smiles while her music fads out.
"Thank you, XWF Galazy, for the warm welcome! Are you ready for a fantastic show?"
The crowd's enthusiasm returns as they cheer wildly for themselves.
"I'm sure you are... but first we have two points of order to address with the fans of the XWF! First of all... the decision has been made regarding the June Star of the Month."
Another pop from the fans in attendance.
"As you know, it was a hell of a month for most of the XWF roster... a lot of people were in line, deservingly so, for this major honor. After long deliberations and a lot of back and forth, the XWF executive committee have determined that the two most deserving nominees for June's award just happen to be engaged in a bit of a rivalry as of late. These two men were the last ones standing at the end of the blockbuster High Stakes II pay per view event, and they will both be recognized as CO-Stars of the Month for June, 2017! Put your hands together for two XWF legendary names... Doctor Louis D'Ville and James Raven!"
The crowd goes wild as images of D'Ville and Raven both appear on the X-Tron. After a few moments of applause, the tremors die down enough for Roxy to continue.
"Secondly, and certainly not any less in importance... for months I've been pestering and pestering my baby Vincent Lane to honor the many deserving female athletes in the XWF. The landscape of our business has changed dramatically over the past few years, and the XWF has always been and will continue to be on the right side of history. So it is my pleasure to announce to you all that VERY SOON, the XWF will have a championship JUST for the ladies... and that championship will be unveiled NEXT WEEK ON SAVAGE!"
What an announcement from Miss Cotton!
The XWF is going to have a women's championship!
The crowd continues to buzz as Paparazzi once again plays over the PA system and Roxy Cotton leaves the ringside area.
John Holiday
- vs -
Brian Harris
- vs -
Rydan Phyre
2500 Word Limit
Standard Rules Match |
Tig O’ Bitties: This match is a 3 Way Dance with one fall to the finish!
| [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c [/video] |
Tig O’ Bitties: Making his way to the ring, he hails from London, England… RYDAN PHYRE!
Rydan simply walks down to the ring, ignoring fans, climbs into the ring and wipes his feet on the side of the apron mat, then enters the ring. He stands in the ring awaiting the next opponent.
Tig O’ Bitties: The next competitor who hails from Toronto Canada, OUTLAW BRIAN HARRIS!
We simply see The Outlaw Coming out on Bike with outlaw written on it, he revs it up, and rides down to the ring. He then rides it around, and parks it to the upper right Apron and gets off it. He climbs to the ropes and enters the ring looking at his opponent.
Tig O’ Bitties: The third competitor who hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… JOHN HOLLIDAY!
| [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo [/video] |
The camera pans around the arena, and suddenly we see Holliday coming through the crowd, and hops over the barricade. He scopes out his two enemies and enters the ring, before the bell even rung, Rydan and Outlaw are putting a beatdown on him with punches and kicks.
JR: My Gawd, before the bell had a chance to ring…these two guys are mauling him to death.
Huey: That what’s happens when you are a new guy here… they are taking the advantage on him so he can be out of the match early on.
JR: You know that this isn’t a elimination match, so that don’t apply much to this situation.
Ding
Ding
Ding
Rydan and Outlaw lifts Holliday up, and Rydan holds the back of his arms, Outlaw gives him overhead chops to the skull. Outlaw does the same position, Rydan lays Haymakers to the midsection that makes Holliday collapse on the mat. Rydan finds an opportunity to chickenwing crossface Outlaw, Outlaw immediately breaks the hold by slamming him to the corner. He Irish Whip Rydan to the other side of the corner and Lariats him off it. Outlaw drags Rydan off and pins him.
1
KICKOUT
Kickout by Rydan, who manages to legsweep Outlaw to the mat with a transitional leg lock that he holds tight on Outlaw. Holliday manages to grab Rydan by his hair, slams his head onto the turnbuckle few times, then he lifts Rydan up the third rope and sew saws Rydan balls. The ref counted up to two, Holliday made Rydan bounce off from it. Outlaw pushes Holliday, Holliday pushed back, then they traded fists until Outlaw tosses Holliday to the outside. Outlaw heads outside to the ring as the ref counts...
1…
2…
3…
Outlaw then tries to Irish Whip Holliday to the steel steeps, but reserves it. Holliday then taunts to Outlaw and runs up to him and tires to hit dropkick but misses him.
4…
Suddenly we see Outlaw picking up Holliday and Irish Whipping him to the poles. Holliday stumbles for a bit until Outlaw rolls back into ring. As the ref was still trying to count out Holliday, Rydan picks up a chain, wrapped it around his fist, and sucker punches Outlaw with it. He then tosses the chain out and pins him.
JR: This newcomer must be crazy to pull that off!
The ref turns around to start the count, but Holliday punt kicks Rydan’s head off Outlaw to break the pinfall. Holliday then goes to the top rope, and aims directly to Outlaw to hit a Diving Elbow Drop. He then taunts to the crowd, but gets blindsided by Rydan who punches him in the back of the head. Rydan then places a sleeper hold on Holliday, but elbows him in the gut and whips him off to the ropes, Spinebuster him in the process. Outlaw gets up and short arm knees strikes Holliday, which had no effect on him. Holliday kicks Outlaw in the gut, places him in a powerbomb positon, he hits the…
PITTSBURGH DRIVER!!
Holliday Quickly pins him in that position…
1…
2…
TH—
Outlaw kicks out the neck of three, then Holliday is trying to argue with the ref about how that was three count. But Rydan grabs Holliday arm, turns him around and gives out a short arm lariat. He does it a second time, and hits it successfully. Rydan lifts Holliday by the arms and Irish Whips him, and himself to the ropes to hit…
THE SILENCE!!
Rydan pins him in that position…
1…
2…
Outlaw big boots Rydan off of Holliday, then he grabs him by the hair, and places him on the turnbuckle. He punches him until Rydan was out of it. Then he lifts him up the turnbuckle on the top rope to sit on, and he stands on the second rope and hits a SUPER…
GUNSHOT off the top rope!
JR: By GAWD, WE MIGHT SEE A WINNER HERE TONIGHT!
Outlaw turns Rydan to his back drags him to the center of the ring near Holliday and goes for the pin...
1..
2…
JOHN HOLLIDAY FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!
Holliday yanks Harris off of the pin and throws him out of the ring through the ropes!
Rydan Phyre gets to his feet, and he staggers toward Holliday, grabbing him by a shoulder and spinning him towards him...
Holliday with a kick below the belt!
Pumphandle setup...
HOLLIDAY SEASON!!!!!!
John Holliday just caught Phyre in a devastating Pumphandle Flatliner, and Phyre is OUT!
Holliday with a pin!
1.....
2....
3!!!!!!
Scully & Guppy Parsh
- vs -
Jim Caedus & Trax
No Word Limit
Special Guest Referee - John Samuels
Tag Team Tournament Match
Standard Rules Tag Team Match |
Jim Ross: Here is a tag match that you know is gonna be a good one!
Huey D. Louie: It has been a wild night so far, fulling expecting fireworks here.
Tig O' Bitties: This is a tag team tournament match, set for one fall. Introducing first, from Birmingham, England, SCULLY.
Suddenly the arena lights go red and "Angels Fall" by Breaking Benjamin blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage. He looks around at the XWF Galaxy in attendance and smirks. The chorus of boos fill the arena in disapproval of Skull, he shrugs it off and slowly walks down the ramp, ignoring them. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and smirks once again at the crowd. He walks up the steps and walks along the ring apron. He turns to look at the fans whilst slowly moving both hands from his face to the floor, gesturing "A look at me" type taunt, before raising the title once again. Scully enters through the middle rope and into the ring. Skull walks over to the far turn buckle and climbs to the top. He holds his hands in the air. The Scully Meister spins himself round and chills on the turnbuckle with his arms folded.
Huey D. Louie: Still one of the best entrances in the business, Jim.
Jim Ross: Certainly one of the longest.
Tig O' Bitties: And introducing his tag team partner, from Washington 
Elementary, GUPPY PAAARRRSH.
Guppy walks down to the ring and enters it, not nearly as pretentious as Scully is.
Tig O' Bitties, and their opponents, members of the new AX3.........TRAX and Jim Caedus.
Trax and Jim look at each other and then nod. They sprint to the ring and slide in, popping up ready to fight. Scully and Parsh retreated and are re grouping outside the ring. Caedus is going to start the match for his team. After some discussion, they decide that Scully will start for his.
In the ring, the bell sounds and Caedus explodes, throwing Scully around like a rag doll. He throws Scully into every corner, splashing him in each, then plants the stumbling man with a sidewal slam in the middle of the ring. Caedus stands up and points at Parsh, who puts his hands up like "don't shoot", and Cadus turns his attention back to Scully. He lifts him into a pump handle slam, Scully counters and shoves him off but on the rebound off the ropes, Jim turns him inside out with a clothesline.
He laughs and walks over, tagging Trax.
Jim Ross: I think they are enjoying this.
Huey D. Louie: YOLO, Jim. YOLO.
Trax gets a few stomps in on Scully, then lifts him up into a stading dropkick.
Cover
1
2
Scully is able to kick out, somehow.
The two former associates in the ring have the crowd buzzing. Trax lifts Scully up and goes for another dropkick but Scully, being as slippery as he is, counters. SKULL LOCK!
He has to SKULL LOCK locked in on Trax. Trax, the much fresher man, however, is able to get to the ropes fairly quickly.
Scully is forced to break the hold. Trax uses the ropes to pull himself up. Scully bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Trax lifts him over and dumps him outside. Trax turns and Parsh comes off the top rope with a drop kick! Caedus is in and drops Parsh neck and chest first over the ropes. Parsh turns around and Caedus clotheslines him. Scully is back in, however, and he and Jim exhange punches before the ref ushers Jim to his corner. Scully tags in Parsh. Trax is back in and tags in Jim.......
Jim throws Parsh around like a Rag Doll. All four corners like he did to Scully and ending with a spinebuster in the middle of the ring.
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Blingsteen's music hits and he steps out onto the rampway. His homies are around him, jumping up and down and hyping him up.
He holds the new hideous bling teeth title up over his head. Jim points yelling about a rematch and how Bruce is next.
Out of nowhere, Parsh rolls Jim into a small package.
Handfull of tights!
1
2
3!
Jim kicks out but too late.
Jim Ross: MY GOD! Parsh just pinned the former Universal Champion!
Huey D. Louie: Blingsteen just ruined this match! Probably the shortest tag match in the history of Savage!
Jim Ross: Oh, there is going to be hell to pay, I assure you!
Trax is in the ring, helping Jim up but Caedus shoves him. He is furious. Blingteen and his boys hop around as Parsh and Scully hold their arms up in the ramp way.
Jim Ross: This could be the upset of the year, and Caedus is seething!
Trax is trying to hold Jim back as Blingtseen makes a gun symbol at Jim with his hand and "fires". Caedus explodes out of the ring, clotheslining both Parsh and Scully and makes a beeline for Blingsteen, who ducks out of the ramp way behind the curtain as Jim gives chase.
Folks we need to go to commercial. we'll be right back!
Chris Chaos & Jenny Myst
- vs -
Thomas Nixon & The Clone Of Brock Lesnar
2500 Word Limit
Tag Team Tournament Match
Standard Rules Tag Team Match |
Jim Ross: This one should be a good old fashioned SlobberKnocker!
Huey D. Louie: Are you gonna say the line if Jenny pins Brock?
Jim Ross: That's IF. We will cross that bridge when we get there.
The Nexus by Aramanthe blares over the loud speaker. At the 10 second mark, Chris and Jenny step through the smoke at the rampway. Jenny bends and twists, blowing a kiss (WWE Maria) and Chris stands behind her, throwing up an X with his arms (symbolizing him killing AX3). When the kiss is finished, he twirls her around, bends her back, they kiss, then walk to the ring.
Tig O' Bitties: Introducing first, residing in Clearwater Beach, Florida, The XWF's Resident Power Couple, Chris Chaos and Jenny Myst!
When they get to the ring he holds the ropes open for and she enters slowly, Velvet Sky style with a step through and a little ass shake. They step into the ring and wait as the ominous music of the BEAST hits.
Jim Ross: That is music that nobody wants to hear.
Huey D. Louie: You will protect me, right Jim?
Jim Ross: Good luck with that.
Tig O' Bitties: And introducing next, their opponents, the team of Brock Lesnar and Thomas Nixon.
Lesnar comes out and walks towards the ring, bringing his shoulders up and down and snorting. Nixon walks next to him.
Chris is in the ring, giving the "come on" to Nixon. Jenny leans against the ropes looking rather unimpressed.
Lesnar gets to the ring and jumps up onto the apron, pulling on the ropes.
Nixon walks up the steps.
The bell rings and Nixon taps Lesnar on the shoulder with a smirk. Chaos goes to walk into the ring but Jenny pulls him back.
"Me" she says, nodding. Chaos laughs and goes to walk in again and she slaps him on the back and walks through the ropes past him.
Huey D. Louie: Jenny Myst just checked herself into this match to start!
Jim Ross: Does she have a death wish?
Jenny walks up to Brock who looks her up and down like a piece of meat. She slaps Brock across the face. The crowd responds with an "ooooohhhh"
Brock smiles. It didn't phase him at all.
Just then Jenny slaps him again. Brock smiles. Jenny is pissed now, and she goes to slap him again and Brock grabs her arm.
Jim Ross: Uh oh.
Brock shoves her back and she tumbles all the way back to the corner before popping up. She runs at Brock but he damn near tackles her into the corner. Setting her up, she drives his shoulder into her abdomen. Then again. And again. And again. And again.
Jenny slumps in the corner. But Brock doesn't relent. He grabs Jenny by the hair and tosses her to the middle of the ring with relative easy. Brock, not even haven broken a sweat yet, laughs as he walks over to the downed girl.
Jim Ross: Brocks got bad intentions here.
Huey D Louie: It may be time to go to suplex city, Jim!
Jim Ross: I'm afraid it might be.
Picking up Jenny by the hair he locked her in position for a suplex. Thomas Nixon yells out
"DO IT!"
He throws Jenny back, but keeps the hands locked. The crowd chants "ONE"
"TWO"
"THREE"
"FOUR"
They got all the way to 8 before the chanting stopped. Jenny was down in a heap. Brock laughed and hooked the leg.
1!
2!
3----Chaos was there to break up the cover!
Nixon steps into the ring and he and exhange blows. The ref tries to get in the way. Lesnar comes over and clubs Chaos in the back of the head. Those two double team Chaos in the corner as the ref tries to break it up. In the scuffle he must get a thumb to the eye or whatever, because he grabs his faces and turns breifly.
Jenny, who is weakly coming too, sees this and crawls over. Just as Brock has Chaos down in the corner and is stomping him, Jenny brings her arm under.
LOW BLOW TO BROCK.
Brock grabs his man business and stumbles back. Jenny bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Lesnar, who hits his back.
Jim Ross: My god! She got the big bohemith down! Lesnar is flat on his spine!
Chaos has rolled out of the ring and Jenny bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop on Lesnar. Chris is back on the apron. She comes over and tags him in. He isn't in long before Lesnar is back up. Chris grabs him by the head and tries to shove him into the corner but Brock doesn't move. Chris chops him in the chest, once, twice. Lesnar shoves him off. Nixon, seeing Lesnar is still reeling from the low blow, reaches his hand out.
Lesnar ignores him.
Chaos comes off the ropes with a clothesline, taking Brock down. Brock isn't down long and Chaos goes for another off the ropes clothesline, but this time Brock catches him and nails a DDT!
Rolling onto the cover.
1!
2!
Chaos kicks out!
Brock slaps the mat, thinking that was it.
Just then Jenny emerges on the apron after grabbing something from under the ring. It is a bag of Jimmy Johns and a six pack!
Jim Ross: What the hell is she doing?!
Huey D. Louis: It worked last week! It's called paying attention, Jim.
Jim Ross: It's called cheating
Brock doesn't seem to be biting however. He continues to stomp away at Chaos. Jenny then cracks one of the beers and begins to drink it agressively, Stone Cold style!
Brock hears the can pop and looks over at her. He looks back at Nixon. Then back at her, then back at Nixon.
Her hand is on the can, but she is making a face, obviously disgusted by the taste of the cheap beer. Brock walks over and tags in Nixon, who throws his hands up in a WTF motion.
Brock jumps down as the crowd reacts with a half laugh-half cheer.
Jenny teases him like a dog with a treat then sets them down on the announce table and walks away. Brock grabs the back as in the ring Nixon and Chris tie up. Nixon throws Chris into the corner, and begins to rein punches down. Chris reverses and begins to hammer Nixon. Whipping him into the other corner, Chaos runs and splashes Nixon before catching the stumbling man into a spinebuster in the center of the ring. Knowing that won't be enough to keep the former Television Champion down, he kneels in the corner, looking for the spear with a crazed look on his face.
Jim Ross: Chaos wants to end it here! He wants to break Nixon in half!
Huey D. Louie: You think Brock will finish that entire sub?
Jim Ross: Why don't you ask him.
Nixon wobbles up and Chris charges for the spear.
Nixon moves away at the last second and grabs Chris, putting him into sort of a modified crossface maneuver. An unusual submission hold for Thomas, he struggles to hold on as Chris struggles for the ropes. Chaos is reaching, Nixon is pulling back. Just as Chris gets to the ropes, Nixon continues to pull as the ref tries to get him to break the old then begins to count. Just as he gets to the four count he goes to break the hold but Jenny comes off the top rope with a leg drop on Nixon. He breaks the hold and she bounces off the ropes to go back at him but Lesnar, who is done with his food and beer for the second week in a row grabs her by the hair.
He pulls Jenny back and she elbows him, he hangs onto the hair. Just then Chaos charges, she ducks and he SPEARS BROCK! Brock falls back into the announce table but she turns around into an exploder suplex from Nixon. Nixon then gets speared by Chaos.
Jim Ross: My god! Lesnar fell back into our table! All hell is breaking loose here!
Huey D. Louie: Would you say it is "chaotic", Jim?
Chaos rolls into the cover.
1!
2!
NIXON GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Chaos can't believe it. He rolls up to his knees.
Nixon is still down but beginning to stir.
Chaos gets to his feet and picks up Nixon by the head. He is signaling for the Equalizer when suddenly Brock comes out of nowhere. He kicks Chris in the back of the head and both he and Nixon tumble. Chris goes to get up and Lesnar boots him in the face. Jenny jumps on Brocks back and begins to, what looks like, bite him. Brock flips her over onto her back on the mat. Nixon is rolled out of the ring onto the apron. Brock sees a downed Chris and Jenny and smiles. He tags in himself by slapping Nixon.
Walking over to Jenny he picks her up by the hair. He lifts her up for an F5!
Jim Ross: BUH GAWD, LESNAR TAGGED HIMSELF IN! But Jenny isn't legal!
Huey D. Louie: It sounds funny when you say it that way.
Just as he gets her up she begins wiggling. He can't secure the F5 so he gets her in powerbomb formation instead. She reaches into her bra and grabs the Pepper Spray and sprays Brock. It was really quick, and the ref seems to have missed it. Brock drops her. Jenny grabs him in a headlock. Running and jumping off the ropes.
Jim Ross: Here is comes, Gold Digger!
But Brock, even with his eyes all messed up from the spray counters and throws Jenny. But what he doesn't see is Chaos.
SPEAR!!!!
Brock is down!
Jenny dives and knocks Nixon off the apron.
Chris picks Brock up!
Jim Ross: My god, look at the strength of Chaos here!
EQUALIZER!
Chris hooks the leg.
1!
2!
3!
Jim Ross: They did it! Chaos pinned Lesnar! The damned devil's duo is moving on!
Huey D. Louie: You mean the power couple!
Jim Ross: Whatever they call themselves, they just pulled a huge upset!
| Winners: The XWF's Resident Power Couple---Chris Chaos and Jenny Myst |
Jenny jumps into Chris's arms and wraps her legs around him. They embrace, kiss, and they hold each others arms up as the half the crowd cheers and half boos.
CCTV footage appears on the X-Tron, showing Thomas Nixon and The Clone of Brock Lesnar in the locker room after their match with Chris Chaos and Jenny Myst. Lesnar has removed his gloves and is wearing sweatpants, barefoot. Thomas has already changed into his street clothes, a pair of jeans and a gray V neck shirt.
“You couldn’t just take my damn advice? You couldn’t just wrestle like a team?” Thomas says, clearly upset.
“Nixon, get the fuck out of my sight.” Brock says in a chilling, calm voice.
Nixon kind of shrugs, but he leaves the locker room, shutting the door behind him. Lesnar cracks his neck on both sides, and it seems as if the scene was about to cut away to commercial.
Suddenly, the locker room door breaks down. Lesnar is taken by surprise as Jack Cain bursts through, wielding a lead pipe in one hand and knuckledusters on both fists. Lesnar flies at him, only to be caught across the side of the head with the pipe, sending him to the floor. Cain quickly slams it shut and jams a chair in front of it, blocking anyone getting back in.
Lesnar is back up on his feet, rubbing the side of his head but already bubbling with anger. Both men roar at one another, but as Lesnar tries to grab Cain, the taller man drives the knuckleduster into his jaw. The clone is staggered, but still not out of it. Cain smashes the pipe across Lesnar’s face, sending him crashing against the wall, but still not down.
Brock staggers forward, raising his fists like a mindless zombie that refuses to die. Cain waits, deliberately, measuring his next shot. Lesnar regains some awareness and snarls, but Cain hammers him across his gut. Lesnar sends out a howl of agony and clutches his stomach, but Cain is relentless. He drives the pipe into the clone’s gut again, and again, as he stumbles to the floor. Jack then puts the boot in, mercilessly kicking the downed man in the abdomen repeatedly.
There’s loud bangs on the door as people outside try to get in, but Cain continues the assault, punching Lesnar in the gut with the knuckleduster. He drags the heavier man up to his feet, then measures Brock, who still has pain etched on his face and his holding his gut. Cain smiles, then blasts him with a brass knuckle assisted TKO punch, sending Lesnar into a heap in the corner of the room. He removes the chair from the door and security come flooding in, only for Cain to ward them off with the pipe. The security guards stray away from Cain and go to the aide of Lesnar. The guards call for medical assistance, as Cain smirks and the scene fades to black.
Bearded War Pig & Robbie Bourbon (The Motherfuckers)
- vs -
Basic Bitch Doctor Joshua Reno & Ghost Cank
No Word Limit
Standard Rules Match |
Tig O’ Bitties: This Tag Team Match is set for one fall…introducing the first Team of Bearded War Pig and Robbie Burbon… TEAM THE MOTHERFUCKERS!
We see the duo simply coming down to the ring, giving high fives to the fans, climbs inside the ring and stands there as they wait for their opponents.
Tig O’ Bitties: The second team of this match is the team of… GHOST CANK AND JOSHUA RENO!
We hear no music from the X-Tron and Robbie and BWP then look around the ring for their opponents. They shrug it off, but they both were greeted by chair shots by Jousha and Ghost Cank. Joshua Reno and Ghost Cank kept on repeatedly striking chairs on Robbie and BWP bodies until they stumbled in the ring. Then Joshua and Ghost Cank toss the chairs out and taunts to the fans in a “suck it” manner as the bell rings.
JR: Wow, they are sure trying to dethrone Team Motherfuckers by using those chairs.
Huey: You Got that right JR, they are trying to throw off that teams game off so it will be easily pickings for Joshua and Ghost Cank.
Ding
Ding
Ding
We see Joshua and BWP in the ring first and they circle around the ring. Then they lock up to the point that BWP places him to his corner and tags in Robbie and double team Suplex Jousha. Robbie then chokes his throat as Josuha places his hand on the lower rope. Robbie keeps his hand on his throat until the ref started to count to 2 and let’s go. Robbie then lifts Reno to his feet, places a headlock and drags him to BWP to tag him in. Robbie transitions to a wrist lock, BWP kicks Reno on his gut.
JR: Team Motherfuckers are on a roll tonight against this makeshift team of Reno and Ghost Cank folks.
BWP Irish Whips Reno, but Reno reverses and hits a Fuck YOU onto BWP's nads. The ref was blindsided as Cank was trying to enter the ring. Reno then cradles him, but BWP inverts the cradle his own. They kept on switching the cradle until Robbie breaks the cradle fest in the ring. Ghost Cank gets tagged in by Reno and sit down punches BWP until he pulls him by the hair to his feet. Ghost Cank punches him to the face, then transitions into repeated shoulder blocks. Ghost Cank Irish Whips BWP, but BWP ducks the Big Boot and executes a Round House Kick to Canks head that made him groggy. BWP then does a Kick Boxing Combo that made Cank drop on the mat.
JR: War Pig is out there decimating Cank in this match.
Huey: JR, War Pig is just trying to prove the fans here that they aren’t anything to mess with as a team.
BWP tags in Robbie, Robbie lifts Cank and hits him with a throat chop that made Cank stumble. Robbie then locks his arm in a Hammerlock and transition into a clothesline, but Cank ducks it and hits his own Pulling Clothesline that caused him to go to the mat. Cank then goes to Reno to tag him in, but Reno refuses to go in. Then we see Reno coming inside the ring with him crying in a fetal position.
Huey: What in da heck is Reno doing?
JR: I think he trying to play possum…getting to the head of Robbie.
Huey: I think that plan isn’t goin to—
RENO CRADLES ROBBIE FOR THE PIN!...
1..
KICKOUT
Robbie then quickly gets to his feet, then he gives Reno a PHRENOLOGY CLAW. He holds his head tightly and swings him around the ring like a ragdoll. Reno looks like he about to passout in the ring by this hold, until Cank comes in and gives a German Suplex to Robbie and goes back out. Both men are laid out as the ref started to count…
1…
2…
Both men are crawling to reach for their team mates.
3…
4…
FI---
BOTH MEN TAG IN THEIR PARTNERS!!!
BWP pumps himself up, and he Head butts Reno and knocks out Cank with a clothesline off the apron. Then he taunts to Reno, and he gives him a spinning back fist, ANOTHER spinning back fist to a dazed Reno. Then he Whips him to the corner and we see them hit the…
BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC!
Robbie then lifts Reno up to his feet and hits a sick overhead Belly To Belly to Reno. Then we see Robbie tagging in and signals BWP to the top rope…
JR: I think we might see a victory here tonight!
Huey: Oh man I thought BWP was supposed to be the one hitting the suplex, and Robbie hitting the top rope maneuver.
JR: Tonight… might be a whole different style for this infamous team.
BWP then hits a LO DOWN on Reno and PINS him!....
1…
2…
3!!!!!
| Winners - DEM MOTHERFUCKERS |
Television Championship Match
Neville Sinclair
- vs -
Jack Cain
2500 Word Limit
15 Minute Time Limit |
The brilliant sounds of Mozart fill the arena as the new XWF Television Champion Neville Sinclair emerges from the back with the title belt on his shoulder and a glass of Scotch in his hand.
Tig O'Bitties: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match-up will have a fifteen minute time limit and is for the XWF Television Championship! Introducing first...
But before Tig can finish, Jack Cain runs out behind Sinclair still wielding the pipe he assaulted Lesnar's clone with earlier in the evening!
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! CAIN JUST LAID SINCLAIR OUT FROM BEHIND!
Cain continues to batter the downed TV Champion, busting him open and kicking the title belt off of the ramp way, down into the production area below.
Cain stops with the pipe for a moment, grabbing the glass of Scotch next to Neville's unconscious hand. He picks it up, dumps the liquor onto Sinclair's bloody head, and then spikes the glass down onto his skull, shattering it.
Enough is enough already!
Finally, as Jack Cain starts to raise the pipe once again, XWF security members rush the stage and grab the incensed former champion. As they struggle and drag him away, medics and EMTs arrive to tend to Neville Sinclair.
Folks let's take a quick break while Neville Sinclair gets taken care of... we'll be right back with the X-Treme Title on the line!
CO-MAIN EVENT
Xtreme Championship Match
Thaddeus Duke
- vs -
James Raven
2500 word limit
Standard Rules Championship Match |
The following contest, is set for one fall and is for the XWF XTREEEEME CHAMPIONSHIIIP!
Folks, this one here has instant classic written all over it!
Similar styles. Similar size. Similar move sets. Similar drive and determination, JR, this is gonna be a good one!
Introducing the challenger, from Toronto, CANADA! Weighing 2 hundred 22 pounds… JAAAMES RRRRRAVEEEEN!
The entire arena slowly fades to black as the audience excitedly awaits the entrance of "The Peoples GOAT". The drum beat and guitar solo start and a series of white and blue spotlights come up and pan the crowd. Mike Shinodas voice is heard on the speakers singing.
“Now here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, throw ‘em up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind… filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, high and tight so I wont get loose.”
By now the fans are going wild and cheering as the spotlights slowly make their way to the top of the entrance ramp where a dim fog begins to form.
“Truth is you can stop and stare, rub myself out and no one cares, dug the trench out and lay down there with a shovel up, out of reach somewhere… yeah, someone pouring in, make it a dirt glass floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out when they bring that chorus in.”
The spotlights come together as one, and the fog fills the top of the ramp until the downbeat hits and a major blue and silver pyrotechnic display goes off and the rest of the arena lights turn up to full. When the smoke clears James Raven is seen on top of the ramp, his hands thrown up over his head and a huge smile on his face.
“I BLEED IT OUT!!! Diggin’ deeper just to throw it away, I BLEED IT OUT!!!”
James makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for pictures with several of them until he reaches the base of the ramp. Then, he pauses for a few seconds and sprints for the ring, diving in under the bottom rope and sliding in to the center of the mat on his hands and knees. He poses for a second, then gets up and runs for the turnbuckle, climbing up and posing yet again for the fans before doing a 360 degree spin off and doing the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As his music fades out he stretches in his corner, and then waits for either his opponents entrance or the starting bell.
James Raven, back after a five year sabbatical, puts the XWF on notice at High Stakes by walking away as the victor in the Deuces Wild battle royal and winning the number one contender spot to the Universal title by defeating Doctor Louis D’Ville!
But tonight, its another big test for both of these men, James Raven, Thaddeus Duke and its gonna be SAVAGE!
His opponent...
From Old Saybrook, Connecticut. Weighing 2 hundred 10 pounds… he is the XWF XTREEEEME CHAMPIOOONNN.. THADDEUSSSSS DUUUUKE!
Silence.
Darkness.
GUITAR! White light bursts through the darkness pointing straight up from the ring posts illuminating the vertical Illuminatus Iron Cross banners (white field, blue cross,) hanging from the lighting rigging above each corner of the ring. More guitar, the screen flashes to behind the curtain where Thaddeus is shown wearing a white Dolly Waters, Revolution Prime hoodie with the hood up, rocking back and forth in anticipation and excitement. The Xtreme title slung over his shoulder
Back to the mostly darkened arena. 'OKAY,' the arena lights pop on, strobing in blue and white colored lighting with Thaddeus Duke, hood up, standing on stage not moving.
GUITAR WINDS UP, CHORUS: The crowd cheers as he throws off the hood and walks to either side of the stage, pointing out toward the fans. He backpedals toward center stage and then heads toward the ring. Once he can reach fans, he slaps hands old school style, going from side to side. He runs up the steps and pauses, looking at his admirers before hopping over the top rope into the ring. He makes his way to each corner, giving the Bret Hart "I love you" pose with the Xtreme title held high. Once all four corner are done, he hops back to the outside and takes selfies with fans at ringside. Mostly kids and teens.
Back at High Stakes, Duke failed to secure the victory for the Universal title but managed to wrestle the Xtreme title away from Micheal Graves!
Thaddeus Duke hands off the Xtreme title, perhaps for the last time, JR!
That remains to be seen, Hugh, but I’m sure we’re gonna find out!
The bell rings and both men retreat to their respective corner, staring across the ring at one another. Soon, Thaddeus exits his corner and starts to pump up the crowd. James Raven stands idle, looking on. The crowd begins to chant:
LET’S GO RAVEN!
LET’S GO DUKE!
Thaddeus smiles, because Thaddeus. Raven can’t help but notice the reaction as well.
This crowd here in Hollywood, can’t help but support both of these men!
I know who’s going to win this, JR!
...
The fans!
Duke and Raven tie it up in the center of the ring. Raven gets the upper hand early and traps Thaddeus in a hammer lock. Thaddeus flips, twirls, somersaults, the whole nine as he reverses the hammer lock and sends Raven to the mat with an arm drag. Raven sits on the mat on his knees and Thaddeus gives him a bow.
Raven gets back to his feet and the two men come together again. After tying up, this time Duke gets the upper hand by trapping James Raven in a side headlock. Raven tries to power out of it initially but to no avail. Finally, Raven backs Duke against the ropes and shoves him off. Duke flies across the ring and bounces off the ropes. On the rebound, Raven drops to the mat and Duke leapfrogs him, bouncing off the far side ropes. On that rebound, Raven takes Duke down to the mat with an arm drag.
Catch as catch can here in the early going!
Duke, on his knees, applauds Raven for returning the favor. Back to his feet and the two men circle the ring once more, still feeling out and sizing each other up. The two meet in the center of the ring and Thaddeus immediately ducks through the tie up and grabs Raven in a rear waist lock. Duke pushes Raven forward into the ropes, but Raven grips the ropes as Duke rebounds backward. Duke rolls through the landing and is back to his feet and upright quickly.
Raven turns…
BETTER THAN YOU!
Raven reacts quickly though and falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring, avoiding the super kick from Thaddeus Duke.
Danger averted!
That kick is lights out and James Raven knows it! Fuck You Shank is pretty similar!
Thaddeus backpedals toward the far side, giving Raven time and opportunity to get back into the ring. Raven hops onto the apron and looks around ringside for a second before getting to his feet and stepping through the ropes. Duke though, has other ideas as he rushes toward Raven and..
SNAPP!!
Duke delivers a devastating kick to Raven’s midsection, stunning him for the moment as he tried to enter the ring. Thaddeus grabs Raven in a front facelock and drags Raven through the ropes with Ravens ankles hung up on the middle. Duke then drives Raven head first into the mat with a DDT then quickly rolls him over and hooks the leg.
1…
2…
Kick out here at two, by James Raven!
The man has a history of concussion, JR, and that DDT was devastating!
It remains to be seen if it’ll have any adverse effects on him as we move forward in this match.
Duke gets back to his feet and lifts Raven to his, then whips him toward the corner. Thad chases him in and delivers a big dropkick causing Raven to rebound out of the corner and fall face first to the mat. Duke gets back to his feet and pulls Raven to his. Duke sends him into the far corner and gives chase. Just as he closes in though, Raven gets a foot up, hitting Duke in the chest. Thad staggers backward and falls to a knee before getting back to both feet and charging in a second time. This time, Raven gets both feet up squarely under the chin and Thad falls to his back. Raven thinks quickly and bursts out of the corner and grabs Thad by his feet and flips over on top of him for the pin.
1…
2…
Thaddeus Duke with the kick out here.
This just in, Duke now knows what Raven’s crotch smells like. Update at 11.
Raven now with the separation he needed in order to take control of this thing.
Raven gets back to his feet and drops an elbow onto Duke immediately. He springs back up and grabs Duke by his hair and pulls him to his feet, then tosses him to the corner. Raven follows him in with a hard back elbow and watches as Duke stumbles out of the corner. Raven then hops to the top rope and leaps just as Duke turns around, landing a cross body block which he completes with a hook of the leg.
1…
2…
Duke kicks out and Raven works quickly to get back to his feet. He stands back, letting Thaddeus get up under his own power. As Thaddeus nears an upright position, Raven moves in for the kill, sending Duke down with a swinging neckbreaker. Raven debates momentarily going for a cover but mounts a ground and pound attack on Duke, wailing away on his forehead. He gets in a good 8 or 10 shots before jumping to his feet and feeling the rush of adrenaline.
Raven then retreats to the corner and waits, staring down Thaddeus Duke with vicious intent.
James Raven, stalking Thaddeus Duke like prey!
I know what’s coming, JR!
Duke struggles to get to his feet. He uses the ropes to aid him and spins out of the corner, trying to find James Raven. Raven though, is in a full sprint coming toward Duke and dives in his direction.
DIVEBOMB FROM RAVEN!!
Duke side steps at the last possible second, sending Raven shoulder first through the turnbuckles and into the ring post. Duke rests against the ropes momentarily, but then grabs Raven by the back of his trunks and rolls him up.
1…
2…
Raven with a last second kick out, and this barn burner carries on!
Raven lies on his stomach after the kick out as Duke gets back to his feet. He stands beside Raven and drives a vicious stomp into his already injured shoulder causing Raven to flinch away and roll onto his back. Duke closes in again with another stomp to his other shoulder. Then to his ribs, his knee, his ankle, then moves to the left side of Raven and works his way back up. He then stands at Raven’s head and looks out at the crowd cheering wildly no matter what either of them do. Duke then turns and uses the middle rope as a sort of slingshot and drives one last vicious stomp into Raven’s head.
Duke retreats to the corner and waits patiently for Raven to get up under his own power. Slowly, he does so. As he gets upright, Duke turns sideways and launches out of the corner.
BETTER THAN YOU FROM THAD DUKE!
QUOTH THE LIONHEART! NEVERMORE!
Duke hits the super kick and falls back first on top of Raven while pulling his leg up.
1…
2…
3!?
RAVEN KICKED OUT!
AND DUKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Thaddeus gets back to his feet and looks around. He points down at Raven then shakes his head and applauds before stepping through the ropes and slowly climbs to the top rope, waiting for Raven to get back to his feet. Raven reaches for the ropes and aids himself to his feet and turns toward Duke. Thad leaps from the top rope and out of a last second attempt from downtown desperation…
DIVEBOMB!
DUKE IS DOWN BUT SO IS RAVEN!
The spear splits the flying teenager in half and both men are down and out. Raven though is slowly trying to get the crowd going as he ever so slowly works his way back to his feet. As he gets upright, Thad starts to get up. Raven debates for a second then steps back.
As Thaddeus gets up, he turns toward Raven…
FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN! THAT’S GONNA DO IT!
1…
2…
3!?
BY GAWD THE KID KICKED OUT!
I got chills, JR!
Raven sits on his knees on the mat after the kickout. He looks over at Thaddeus who lies on the mat and like Duke earlier, points at him and applauds.
These two men, with a bit of mutual respect for one another. It’s not common in this business.
It’s not. But when its there, some guys like to make it known. Both these guys are that type of guy.
Raven gets back to his feet and Duke has started to get up slowly. Raven awaits…
Duke is up…
Raven moves closer…
Duke turns…
FUCK YOU SHANK!
Duke ducked it!
With Raven off balance after the missed super kick, Thaddeus wisely rolls him up from behind.
1…
2…
Kick out from Raven, and this match continues!
Duke gets back to his feet, and Raven is still just a touch off kilter as he starts to get back up. Duke runs off the ropes. On the rebound, he leaps into the air and delivers an HBK style forearm to Raven, taking him to the mat.
NIP UP!
And just like that, Duke is back to his feet!
What a match, JR!
Duke stands back in wait as Raven shakes the cobwebs while he gets to his feet…
Duke moves in and Raven turns to face him…
BETTER THAN YOU! FUCK YOU SHANK!
Both James Raven and Thaddeus Duke hit their respective super kicks simultaneously on the other and now both men are out cold.
These two men have been to Hell and back, and neither of them are moving... the referee is counting them both down!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
Thaddeus begins to stir...
6...
7...
Raven shows signs of life...
8...
9...
RAVEN KIPS UP!
James Raven with a burst, and he grabs a handful of the X-Treme Champion's hair, pulling him to his feet..
LOW BLOW FROM THADDEUS DUKE!!!!!!
Duke just hit a devastating uppercut full-bore into Raven's eggs!
James Raven drops to his knees, and Thaddeus Duke walks to him with a sneer.
"Kiss it, Raven."
SHINING WIZARD FROM THADDEUS DUKE!!!!
This is it! Raven is on his back and Duke is heading to the top to finish him off!
Thaddeus Duke nimbly ascends the turnbuckles after admiring his handiwork for a moment. He stands atop the strands and looks down, then flies off and backflips into a shooting star press.
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