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Guppy Parsh · (07-08-2017)

~Act V~

"funny video."

"I know right, CNN are either a bunch of drooling

or lying hacks."

"probably both."

"Then not only did they blackmail someone over it, it was the wrong guy."

"i thought they were jornalist?"

"No, a journalist would know the difference between a gif with audio and one without. They're just

. We should bomb their headquarters and make a statement. If you go full

over a gif, then you die. End of story."

"hold on drew says were being investigated by team

2.0 and they have the worlds greatest detective. we have to lie back and wait and not fuck this up."

"And who the fuck made Drew the boss? He was just supposed to handle the Facebook page and get likes, and he couldn't even do that right. You're right though Batman and Scullbin could be a problem."

"drew has a katana. he could probably take care of them. shove it up their butts and slice from inside."

"Drew's also getting a job so Batman won't be suspicious of him. That leaves you to fly to Miami and take care of those bozos."

"u mean I kill them? I only signed up to kill

]

[color=#FF0000]"Have you seen the latest Guppy Parsh promo? Batman thinks mannequins are people and Scully is

enough to associate with him. They wear their

like it's a badge of honor, but it's a badge of shame. They're disgusting. Once they're out of the way no one will be able to stop me from blowing up every building owned by CNN. No more fake news, and no more real

]

[color=#FFD700]"can I take my sister?"

"It's not exactly a hot

hunt is it? Considering your condition it would probably be a detriment to the mission if you didn't."

"condition?"

"You're a sex addict."

"sex addicts arent

right?"

"If I didn't know you I'd definitely think you're

, Sean. The way you type is disturbing to say the least, but if you succeed in taking out Team

2.0 I will spare you. Would it kill you to capitalize something?"

"No, I just thought it didn't matter."

"That's better. I'll have Desiree book some tickets for you and your sister."

"drew said i can rape the hot

b4 we kill them, so can i have brooke baldwin?"

"If you never write the word 'before' like that again, then yes."

~Act VI~

The scene opens to Scully's dirty dwelling, you'd think a family of rats was living here the past few days. The television is blaring an infomercial for boner pills, but Scully's dick worked just fine the remote was just too far away. He revels in the fact that his dick works as a fit dumpy woman runs her tongue over it, but that moment is interrupted when some mongoloid knocks on the door.

Skull pushes the hooker off his cock, her nose is smeared with cocaine as she falls back giggling. She lays on the floor wearing nothing but fish nets, her head lands in a box of left over pizza and suddenly she passes out.

A line of coke sat on the coffee table next to a small, empty bag. The knocker knocks again and Skull struggles to get to his feet. He pulls his trackie bottoms up over his raging boner and walks towards the door, stepping over the ho. He opens the door and is greeted by a callous dark figure shrouded in darkness, light pours in behind him on this Miami Summer day, creating a striking contrast. It steps forward revealing a short man, in a costume that would scare small children if it wasn't a cultural icon. "Hi Scully! Beautiful day!"

Skull realises he still has a hard on so he turns his back on Guppy.

"Beautiful I wouldn't know. I haven't been out for a couple of days. Come In. Ignore the mess if you can."

Guppy follows Scully inside, and takes in a deep breath while he takes in the atmosphere. Trash all over the floor, along with a strong, independent woman. This here is what America's all about. "How long have you been here in Miami? It seems like you are already one with the culture and one with the people!"

Scully doesn't find Guppy's remark funny.

"You're earlier than expected. Want some coke or a beer or something? You can fuck this slut in her ass if you want? She's still got three hours of duties left."

Heh duties.

"No thank you. I'm happily married and I've been sober for 36 years! She's very pretty though, if I knew there was no chance my wife would see this I might have been swayed. Is there any pizza left?"

Skull shrugs.

"No pizza, unless you want the bits in her hair? Otherwise you can eat that large cucumber on the side?"

"I'll pass. Hey! You seem to be in higher spirits than I remember from our phone call. You look great! I might not even have to unleash my secret weapon after all."

"The truth is I'm fuckin' coked up. You ruined the joke though..
She shoved that cucumber up her vag. She gave me about four bjs and I didn't fuck her once. I had a shave and shower after our convo. I was wondering if you'll help me tidy and clean up?

"I love to clean!" Guppy grabs two armfuls of beer cans and starts crushing them against his Batsuit.

Skull runs the hot water tap to fill up the bowl, he adds some fairy and the bubbles begin to appear. Off goes the tap when the water reaches the right height. He empties litter and food in the bin bag, before grabbing a clean dish cloth from his kitchen drawer, dips in the water and wipes the sides down. How fun is this hey? Cleaning in detail. He then begins to wash up the stack of plates, bowls and utensils.

The hooker begins making choking sounds and foaming at the mouth. Guppy throws his crushed cans into the air and dives next to the whore, he pushes the couch away from her and makes sure it is up against the wall, then he grabs a pillow and places it under her head to cushion it. He checks his Batwatch. "Don't hold them down. Don't put anything in their mouth" he repeats to himself while he waits for her to stop shaking.

Skull just stares down, bubbles all over his hands. Guppy was dealing with the incident head on but Skull didn't know what to do. He kept repeating himself.

"She's dying. She's dying. She's dying."

"It's not as serious as you think." Guppy doesn't look up at Scully. "She's got about four minutes to stop shaking before we need to call an ambulance."

Scully looks down at Guppy and the hooker, not convinced she'll live.

"Let's get her outta here..

Dump her somewhere. No one will know she was even here." suggests Scully heartlessly.

"She'll be fine Scully" says Guppy as her convulsing begins to subside. "I wonder if she's ever done that on the job." he wonders aloud. Once the shaking finally stops Guppy begins to gently pull her knee so she rolls over onto her side next to him, then makes sure both legs are touching the floor to help balance her. Guppy checks her mouth for food or a grill and listens to her breathing. "Seems like her breathing is back to normal, now we just have to wait until she recovers."

"Fuck!"

It was a close call but Skull was sketching out. He paces back and fourth, sweat dripped from his forehead and he quickly grabbed out his wallet. He grabs a $20 note, rolls it up and snorts the line of coke on the table. Skull pulls on his hair and suddenly punches his wardrobe, putting a hole through it. His knuckles bleed and it's at this point Guppy realises his partner has serious issues.

"Hey, Scully. Loosen up a little she's fine. Her pimp probably knows she's epileptic. There's nothing to worry about."

Scully takes deep breaths and then sits down on the 2 seater sofa bed. His knee shakes uncontrollably and he grinds his teeth for a few seconds.

"What was it you wanted to show me? I don't feel at all positive now. I messed my wrestling career up, my family and I nearly killed Juicy Lucy...

I don't want to drink alcohol and do drugs. I want to see my son.

Whatever it is, I need it. What is it?"

"Scully, you remember the last time we teamed up, right? How you and I suddenly got super powers. We won but we still found ourselves conflicting with one another. Not this time!" Guppy hops to his feet and pulls a syringe filled with a thick black liquid out of his Batpants. "Ta-duh! This'll make you super tough like Brock Lesnar! Your kid will idolize you and your wife will be begging you to come back. Just let me stick in your neck. It's lizard tested and lizard approved! We'll be the perfect team! You'll be super strong and I'll be super smart! We'll take down everyone! The life you want back is just an arm's length away. REACH OUT AND GRASP IT!"

Scully stares at the syringe, licking his lips and very tempted to grab it. His fingers spread, ready to grasp the syringe filled with the black liquid. He stretches but pulls his arm back in. He wasn't sure so Guppy moved closer. "You know you want it. Trust me."

Scully gulps, quickly grabs it and sticks the point of the needle in his neck. His eyes roll to back of his head and he falls back into the sofa.

About 30 seconds later, Skulls head shakes and his eyes open wide. He looks at Guppy amazed.

"Batman.... It's you hoo. Oh my.. You hoo arrr my heerow. Well I actully prafer da turtles. You hoo kno, da heerows in a half Shelley."

"Um....yes, my favorite is Donatello." Well fuck. That wasn't supposed to happen. Hold on, maybe it still worked. Maybe he's just kidding. "Do you feel special now?"

"Speshall? My mum said I was speshall. Gess wat? I caym out of er vaghina."

The hooker looks oddly at them both, she was still recovering sat against the wall and still hardly wearing anything.

Hooker:"What have you done to him?"

Guppy turns to the hooker, "You, shhh. I already fixed you." then he looks back at Scully, "Are you ready to kick some butt, Scully?"

Skull begins taking deep breaths, he jumps up and down, shaking his wrists in Brock Lesnar style.

He then looks at the hooker in the nude and asks.

"Y aven't you hoo got ne cloves on?"

The hooker looks confused. Skull places his hands over his eyes, peeking through his fingers. He asks Guppy.

"Batman.. She iz nawty. Tell er to get dressed. She as er foo foo owt."

Guppy grabs a blanket and tosses it onto the hooker. "Scully, I need to show you something." Guppy takes out his iPhone, pulls up a video and shows it to Scully.

"If that was your logo would you think the orange man is threatning you with violence?"

"Ooooh reslin. I like reslin. I'm good at it... "

Scully gets excited and grabs the confused hooker, lifts her up and starts spinning her around, making helicopter noises. He then stops, then spins the other way, this time making aeroplane noises as the hooker kicks and screams.

It was at that exact point that Guppy realized what he did. Scully didn't say no because he couldn't. Any sane man would have just said no. He didn't just turn him

. He made Scully as

as CNN. What could he do? Go to Nixon for a cure? Yeah right, then he'd have to explain how he got in this big of trouble in the first place. Guppy just stands there, hoping the problem would fix itself somehow.

Scully puts the hooker down who is really dizzy, it's so bad she runs into the toilet and begins vomiting. Skull shrugs and shouts..

"Dats wot you hoo get for bein roode!"

Scully then grits his teeth and clenches his fists. He looks at Guppy, walks past him angrily. He opens the front door and looks at a random car. It was a red pick up truck. Skull twists his neck and lifts the pick up truck up... He yells out.

"Raaaaaaaaah... "

As he holds the pick up truck in the air.

Guppy chases Scully out the door and can only look on in astonishment at what he's seeing. "Wow, that's amazing! Um...be careful! That's someone else's car!"

Scully realises that it would bad of him to damage it. He puts the car down as gently as he can which still causes the suspension to bounce slightly.

"I'm sorri. Will da paleece get me?"

Guppy shakes his head. "No, you just don't know your own strength. It's okay. You're not in trouble." Guppy eyes start to twitch, "As long as you're willing help me on Savage, Saturday night. I need you to be my boy wonder."

Batman knew there was a reason he carried a robin uniform with him at all times. In case the chosen one would appear before his very eyes.

Skull nods his head, his tongue hung out like an excited dog. The hooker exits Scullys flat, fully dressed with her handbag. She stops.

Hooker:"This shit turned weird quick. But I had a good time regardless. The guy dressed as Batman, thank you for helping me."

She kisses Guppy on the cheek and looks at Scully, she then kisses him on the cheek too which causes him to go bright red.

Hooker:"Maybe we can do this again sometime."

The hooker walks off. Scully looks at Guppy.

"I'm in. Let's lick Windows."

Guppy smiles at Scully's

comment. It's funny how fast that guilt disappeared, isn't it? Although making him a

was awful, Guppy knew deep in his heart that it wasn't permanent, and he'd return to normal someday. Maybe this was better for Scully. He didn't have to think about his wife or his kid anymore. There were no more distractions. His newfound ignorance gave him strength. Scully could finally do what he came out of retirement to do. Wrestle.

Guppy fin.

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