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SAVAGE! 7/01/2017
07-02-2017, 08:38 AM
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FROM STUDIO 7 - UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA


Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:

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John Holiday
- vs -
Travis McCoy

2500 Word Limit
Standard Rules Match




The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

We're starting off with one hell of a slobber knocker tonight fans! Travis McCoy makes his return to the XWF Universe against newcomer John Holliday!

His return? Can't say I recall this guy at all JR!

Well, it was before you got hired as XWF commentary Huey....

True that, true that.



Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! He weighs in at 240 lbs....


"The Trooper" by Iron Maiden plays throughout the arena as John Holliday takes his place atop the stage and begins making his way down the ramp and to the ring.

John Holliday!!!



And his opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri... Weighing in at 250 lbs....

"The Red" by Chevelle plays as Travis McCoy steps out from the back and slowly walks his way to the ring staring down his opposition.

Ladies and gentlemen.... Travis!! McCoy!!!!!!

McCoy slides under the bottom rope and takes his corner as the official for the match, Mika Hunt, pats down his opponent, John Holliday, in the corner. As she turns around to do the same for him, he passes right by her and swings at Holliday!

Oh! It looks like Travis McCoy is in a hurry to get this contest started!

Hopefully he's not packing, JR! The official didn't even have a chance to inspect his gear!

DING! DING! DING!

It looks like she's giving him the benefit of the doubt!

The punch is blocked and Holliday returns a swing of his own landing it on McCoy's chin who absorbs the blow, but takes a few steps back. Holliday tries to keep the pressure on his he follows him across the ring with more punches. McCoy manages to dodge one and zips around behind his opponent where he locks his hands around his waist. He lives him up into the air and takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.

Both of these men match up very well, fans. Within a few short inches of each other's height and not much of a weight difference between the two men, neither.

McCoy's hands stay locked as he tries to work an advantage out of the hold. Holliday manages to work his way right back up to his feet and buries an elbow into the side of his opponent's skull which breaks the hold. Holliday steps into the ropes, bounces off, and swings a big forearm which is again dodged by the returning Travis McCoy. He bounces off the opposite set of ropes and catches a knee to the face!

Holliday takes a hard bump to the mat landing square on his back on the canvas. McCoy says on him, lifting him by the head back to his feet. He reaches across and lands a hard back hand slap across Holliday's chest which echoes throughout the arena receiving a trademark "Whooo!" from the crowd. He then throws Holliday's arm over his shoulder and lifts him high into the air and brings him back down flat with a vertical suplex!

You can definitely see the wrestling background in Travis McCoy, folks!

Don't we all have some kind of wrestling background, JR?

In a sense, Huey, sure! But this man has been going hard in this business for a long time and it shows!

After Holliday bounces off the mat, McCoy rolls on top of him. Mika gets in position for a pinfall count, but instead McCoy continues giving the business to his opponent with several straight punches to the skull. Mika rises back up and warns McCoy about the several closed fists, who obliges and instead then pulls Holliday back to his feet. The official managed to provide enough of a short distraction to McCoy to allow Holliday to pick him up on his shoulders and drop him with a Samoan drop! McCoy bounces off the move and rolls under the bottom rope to the apron where he lands on his feet on the outside of the ring onto the floor. Holliday rolls to his knees and watches his opponent stomp around the corner of the ring as Mika begins a slow count.

One!!

McCoy glances into the ring checking on his opponent and contemplates re-entry. Holliday is to his feet now and attempts to make an exit to catch up with McCoy, but Mika steps in his way only managing to hold him back before he gets by her. McCoy quickly hopped up onto the apron and grabbed Holliday just as he reached the ropes and pulls his head down across the top rope as he falls to his back onto the apron. Holliday's head slingshots back and he back peddles back towards the center of the ring. Mika warns McCoy again as he enters back into the ring, which he ignores and approaches his opponent. He grabs Holliday but gets rolled up into a small package! Mika with the count!!

ONE!





TWO!!







Kickout by McCoy!

McCoy almost bit that one, JR! I think Mika is doing more in this match to help both of these guys than anything!

She's just doing her job, Huey! Give her some slack!

Both men roll out of the move and back to their feet! Holliday dodges a standing clothesline and locks up behind McCoy hooking his arms! He lifts him up and drops him on the back of his neck with a strong butterfly suplex!

Holliday rises up, takes a bounce off the ropes, and drops an elbow onto the back of the head of McCoy! He rolls him over and locks in a headlock in the center of the ring. Mika does her best to check up on McCoy whose melon is beat red from the tight grip around his neck. Holliday grinds the hold over and over again, tightening his grip each time.

McCoy fades a bit, but manages to slowly work his way up to his knees. With what little conciousness he has left, he picks up Holliday and drops him with an exploding German suplex!

That's resiliancy there, folks!

It was just a headlock, JR... Geez.

I'd like to see how you'd fair if Mr. Holliday wrapped his arms around your head, Huey!

McCoy takes a moment to regain his composure before stomping across the ring to Holliday who is still down on the mat. He drops an elbow on him and straddles him again, pounding away with hard fists to the head of Holliday. After a few clean blows, McCoy grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet. In the same motion, he pulls Holliday to the edge of the ring and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! Holliday lands hard on the floor and lies motionless.

ONE!

TWO!!

McCoy paces around the ring for a moment before heading to the oustide himself, resetting the count. He picks up Holliday and throws him into the barricade, but Holliday reverses the Irish-whip and sends McCoy instead! His back cracks off the barrier and he falls to his knees! Holliday follows up quickly with a straight kick to the face that sends McCoy flying back where his head cracks off the barricade he just bounced off of!

THREE!!

Holliday grabs McCoy and sets him up for a DDT on the floor, but McCoy fights back and breaks free from the hold! The two battle back and forth with fists!

FOUR!!





FIVE!!!

I hope these two realize that if one of them doesn't get back into the ring here, they'll both be counted out!

SIX!!

McCoy blocks one of the punches and lands a stiff elbow to the side of Holliday's head. He grabs him and throws him towards the steel steps. Holliday manages to jump onto the steps and spin back around nailing McCoy with a flying forearm! He picks him up and sends him towards the barricade where instead of slamming against it, he flies over it and into the crowd!

SEVEN!

He marches over to it, but McCoy has already reached his feet and grabs Holliday before he can do anything and pulls him over into the crowd as well! Security does their best to clear the way for the two competitors and keep the fans safe by pushing everyone back and out of their designated seats!

EIGHT!

I don't think they really care, JR! These two are neck and neck right now and neither of them can gain the advantage! This could go on all night!

McCoy grabs a freed up steel chair and folds it up.

I don't think he's allowed to use that!

He winds up and swings the steel chair down, but misses Holliday and the chair whiffs through the air! They both look up to the ring where Mika just now reaches the count of...

NINE!

They look at one another and shrug. McCoy winds up again but gets a kick to the gut which causes him to drop the chair to the ground. Holliday leaps onto McCoy and spins him around with a tornado DDT!


TEN!!!

DING! DING! DING! DING!!

Well these two men apparently have more to prove than a pinfall in the ring! They're taking this fight further and further into the crowd! You could be right, Huey, this COULD last all night!

Holliday grabs McCoy and picks him up and gets punched in the gut. Back and forth the two men battle as they continue fighting through the fans as Savage goes to a commercial break!

Draw




Ezariaha
- vs -
Jody Madrox

No Word Limit.
No Disqualification match, best 2 out of 3 falls.
If Ezariaha fails to beat Jody Madrox for the HMW Title, she has to become his valet for the next 6 months.





Jim Ross: This match has a lot riding on it. That is for sure. Not just for careers, but for life in general. If Ezariaha fails to win this match, she has to valet Madrox for 6 full months!

Huey D. Louie: This is big for Ezariaha. Especially going into her match at Warfare. A lot of momentum is at stake as well.

Tig O' Bitties: This match is 2 out of 3 falls! If Ezariaha fails to defeat her opponent, she must valet him to the ring for the next 6 months!






Tig O' Bitties: Introducing first, her opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, Jody Madrox!

The lights going off in the arena, after the siren noise played on the X-Tron, we see Jody rocking down the ring with the beat. He gives some high fives to fans, and he rolls into the ring and stands in the ring and waits for his opponent.

Jim Ross: Jody looks confident here. Unrattled.

Huey D. Louie: Why would he be? He literally has nothing to lose here!

Just then "DOES FATE WHISPER YOUR NAME?" appears on the X-Tron in blue writing. It fades off like dust blowing in the wind. Then, "THE END IS NIGH" appears in red as Fly Leaf's guitar riff hits.





Tig O' Bitties: And introducing next, from Cincinnati, Ohio, Ezariaha!

Ezariaha stands to wait for the music to start. On the second drop Pyro goes off and she screams to the crowd. She walks down to the ring with sort of a nervous look, until she gets to the steps. Once there, she climbs the steps and yells your END IS NIGH! Getting into the ring, she stretches and does some air punches, preparing for the match.

The bell rings, and the two circle each other. The two lock up and, much to the surprise of Madrox, Ezariaha gets the upper hand, knocking him down with a hip toss. He looks up at her and she is in fighting stance, ready for him. He gets back up and charges, and he immediately puts him down with an arm drag. Jody's eyes go wide and she yells "COME ON!" with her fists up. He gets back up and looks like he is going to charge, but then rolls out of the ring.

Jim Ross: I guess Jody decided discrection is the better part of valor here.

Huey. D. Louie: Ezariaha is impressive early!

The ref begins to count.

1





2




3


Jody doesn't show any signs of getting back into the ring.

4


5



6

Ezariaha gets up on the second rope to yell at him to come back in and that is when Jody strikes. Grabbing her neck, he jumps and bounces her neck and chest off the top rope, sending her onto her back in the middle of the ring.

Rolling into the ring after the seven count, Jody goes for a quick cover.

1!





2----Ezariaha kicks out at 2.


Jim Ross: Jody tried to fool Ezariaha there. But it didn't work.

Jody bounces off the ropes, going for a leg drop but Ezariaha moves and he lands on his ass, grabbing his upper thigh.

Ezariaha is up and she comes off the ropes and hits a diving elbow. She covers.

1



2---Jody kicks out at 2.


Ezariaha is now a bit frustrated. She knows she needs to score two falls. She picks Madrox up by the head but he elbows her twice in the gut and locks her in a head lock. She shoves him off, he bounces off the ropes and hits a flying cross body on her!

Cover!


1!







2!






Ezariaha kicks out!


Madrox slams the mat.

Jim Ross: It is going to take a lot more than that to keep her down with what is at stake here!

Both superstars use the ropes to pull themselves up.

But neither stays down long and they meet in the middle, and exhange blows, with Madroz getting the best of her. Wrapping around her, he locks her in suplex position and throws her backwards, landing her on her head!

She is seemingly out cold! But Madrox smiles to himself. He has other plans.

Climbing up to the top rope he gives the "suck my dick" symbol with his hand and mouth before jumping into a full on splash. But just as he lands, Ezariaha seemingly catches him and rolls him into a pinning combination, with a handfull of pants!

Jim Ross: Ezariaha caught Jody! She's got the tights!


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2!
































3!


Ezariaha lets go and jumps up, almost as if she is shocked that she was able to keep him down for a three count!

Huey D. Louie: She did it! She leads 1-0!

Ezariaha leads 1-0


Tig O' Bitties: The winner of the first fall, Ezariaha!

Madrox jumps up and stomps around, obviously angry. He blind sides Ezariaha and shoves her into the corner and begins to rain punches down. Over and over and over and over until blood can be seen on her nose and lip.

Jim Ross: Talk about a poor sport, by gawd!

He pulls her up and delivers several shoulders to her mid section, eliciting "offffs" from her. Pulling her out of the corner he gets her in position for a DDT and delivers a HUGE DDT in the center of the ring. Ezariaha is out!

Madrox angrily hooks a leg.

1!
















2!



















3!

Score is tied 1-1


Tig O Bitties: Winner of fall number two, Jody Madrox!

Jim Ross: Jody has tied this thing up! Boy that was quick!

Huey D. Louie: I kind of feel bad for Ezariaha. He is bringing that Detroit street aggression now!

Jody however tries to get greedy, and hooks the leg again.


1!






2!


Ezariaha kicks out.


Madrox lifts her up by the hair but she elbows twice out of it. She whips him into the ropes and on the rebound jumps over him then comes off the ropes with a flying cross body.

She bounces up and hits a standing moonsault on Madrox! She gets Madrox in position for C.F.S and yells "NIGH!".

Just then the lights in the arena go pink and white.

Jim Ross: What the hell is this?!

Jenny Mysts music hits.





Jim Ross: What the hell is she doing out here! She has a match later! And a damn tough one at that!

Huey D. Louie: She has a last Woman Standing match against Ezariaha on Warfare. Mind games, Jim. Mind games. She isn't just the hottest in the business, she is the smartest too!


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Jenny walks about halfway down the ramp. He gives a Miss America Wave to Ezariaha before blowing her a kiss.

Ezariaha points and yells at her to leave, and doesn't see Jody creeping up behind her.

Jim Ross: NO! NOT LIKE THIS! BY GAWD DON'T TELL ME!

Jenny laughs and points to a destination behind her. Before she can turn, Madrox grabs her by the shoulder, spins her..................


ROTTEN EDGE!

Jim Ross: Rotten Edge! It is by gawd over! That little jezebel Jenny just screwed Ezariaha!!!

Cover!



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2!




















3!---Ezariaha KICKS OUT!


Jody cant believe it! Jenny is in shock.

Jody slaps the ring. He goes to lift her up but she grabs his neck when he bends down.

SMALL PACKAGE PINNING COMBO!

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3!


Jim Ross: BUH GAWD, SHE DID IT! EZARIAHA DID IT!


Cover!




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3!


Winner: Ezariaha, 2 Falls to 1


Tig O' Bitties: The winner of this match..........Ezariaha!

Jenny cant believe it. She backs up the ramp as Ezariaha points saying "Ill see you Wednesday, Bitch!"

As Ezariah continues to celebrate we see Jody going outside of the ring and grabs a microphone from the Ring Announcer and heads back into the ring to speak to Ezariaha.

Jody: Listen up Ezariaha, as you might know that I am not the Heavymetal Champion no more, so now you have to pin that mailman for now on. You can chase after him for the belt.

Then we see Jody looking among the crowd.

Jody: Fans, I know that you expected that a title was on the line, but now that dream is dead. That belt was nothing more than piece of metal that wasn't even worth holding. Am I pressed about losing it to a mailman? Fuck no! Finally someone like Vinny deiced to give to someone else who is more worthless than I am.

He then brings out a burlap sac of the replica of the Heavymetal Championship outside of the ring, and pulls it out and takes out a match and burns it and tosses it to the crowds outside while it was on still on fire. Then he look at Ezariaha with a glare as he comes up to her personal space.

Jody: I don't know if you won or not, but if you did... then congratulations, you don't have to be my valet for the six months. BUT, if not, well I guess that you my own bitch wether you like it or not. In fact....

Jody punches her in the face a few times, lifts her up and hits a Rottens Edge in the ring with fans giving him mixed jeers. Then he lays on top of her, and kisses her and slides out the ring and walks backwards to see his downed prey as the next segment continues.




Thomas Nixon & A Mystery Partner
- vs -
Robbie Bourbon & Bearded War Pig

2500 Word Limit.
Standard Rules Tag Team Match.






"My Sacrifice" by Creed booms through the arena, and the crowd cheers in anticipation for the beloved Thomas Nixon. As Scott Stapp's voice plays over the PA, Nixon appears on the stage wearing his black trunks and cape. What stands out to the crowd most is the green lizard insignia on the back of the cape that represents what Thomas is truly fighting for. Nixon races down the ramp, as the crowd applauds him and his cause, whether he is completely insane or not. Nixon hops on the and climbs up the far turnbuckle. Taking off his cape, he then holds it like a flag and gestures at the insignia. The crowd roars in approval, before Thomas enters the ring.



“Next Big Thing” by Jim Johnston booms through the arena, as Brock Lesnar walks on the stage to a huge reaction from the crowd. He bounces side to side on the stage, preparing for the fight. He walks down to the ring and the camera gets a better look at his MMA gear, featuring sponsorships from several companies including Jimmy Johns. Brock enters the ring, seemingly not paying any attention to the crowd or the fans.

Tig O'Bitties: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. First, the tag team of Thomas Nixon and Brock Lesnar!



Tig O'Bitties: And their opponents, hailing from the land of the free and the home of the brave, The Motherfuckers!

The Motherfuckers, Robbie Bourbon and Bearded War Pig, walk out onto the stage! Bearded War Pig is holding a fireworks cannon! Fireworks shoot out, sending streams of sparks and explosions out over the crowd! Bourbon is holding the American flag, waving it proudly! As the fireworks end, Bearded War Pig drops the cannon, and rushes the ring, slapping hands along the way! Robbie slowly makes his way to the ring, proudly waving the flag as he does, slapping hands along the way! Once he hits the ring, he hands the flag to a group of uniformed sailors up from San Diego, knowing they won't let the colors fall!

The bell sounds and we get started with Brock Lesnar in the ring facing Robbie Bourbon. Bourbon walks to the center of the ring and calls Lesnar to him.

Jim Ross: Seeing these two behemoths stand across from one another is one hell of an intimidating site!

Lesnar shoots in with a double leg takedown! Bourbon hits the mat hard, and Lesnar mounts him. Lesnar starts to pepper Bourbon with lefts and rights! A left! A right! A left! Bourbon tries to cover up, but Brock hooks in the kimura!

Jim Ross: Brock is looking for the quick victory here!

Brock has it cinched in! Bourbon is howling in pain, but is able to reach back and grab the bottom rope!

Huey D. Louie: Well he's going to have to look harder, because Robbie has a hold of the ropes!

The referee counts down for Lesnar to break the hold!

1...






2...





3...





4...

Lesnar releases the hold! Bourbon is slow to get up, but Lesnar is like lightning and grabs him around the waist! Massive German Suplex on Robbie Bourbon! Bourbon bounces off the canvas like a basketball!

Jim Ross: Would you look at the strength of Lesnar, to pick up a man of Bourbons size like he just did!

Brock stands up and is already sweating profusely! He walks a circle around Robbie, a sick smile on his face. Nixon is calling for a tag. Lesnar heads back to his corner and tags in Thomas Nixon! Lesnar drops and rolls out of the ring, grabbing a sandwich. Nixon approaches Bourbon, who is up to a knee. He delivers a stiff kick to his back! Another kick to his back! Nixon rebounds off the ropes and delivers a stiff knee to the back of Bourbon's head! Nixon goes for a quick pin!

1...








2...

Kickout!

Jim Ross: It's going to take a whole lot more than that to score a pinfall over Robbie Bourbon!

Thomas Nixon turns to his corner, but Brock is still mid sandwich and holds up a finger telling Nixon to hold off on the tag for a minute! Bearded War Pig is calling to the referee, debating the legality of the mid-match snack! Nixon walks back to Bourbon, grabs him in a headhold, and Bourbon nails him with a low blow! The referee was busy talking with BWP! Lesnar didn't notice because he was wiping his mouth after a delicious Jimmy John's!

Jim Ross: That's a low blow by Bourbon! C'mon ref, you gotta notice that!

Huey D. Louie: I'm pretty sure Robbie Bourbon thinks he's allowed to do that.

Bourbon rises and throws a straight right to Nixon. He backs Nixon into the corner, and delivers a back elbow to the jaw! An overhand chop to Nixon from Bourbon! Bourbon whips Nixon into the opposite corner, and comes in with an avalanche splash! Bourbon hooks Nixon and delivers a vertical suplex! No! Nixon counters and lifts Bourbon up, delivering a massive falcon arrow! He sits out with a cover!

1...





2...












Kickout! Bourbon gets a shoulder up at two. Nixon gets to his feet and goes to his corner, where Lesnar has finished his sandwich! Lesnar gets tagged in. He stalks Bourbon as Robbie rises to a knee, stopping, and staring at Lesnar. Lesnar charges, and Robbie does too, and the two behemoths collide in the center of the ring! Neither man is budging as they both try to gain some advantage! Lesnar finally slips around behind Robbie, and throws a German suplex! He walks over to Bourbon, hoists the massive man up, and throws another German suplex! Lesnar lifts Bourbon a third time an grabs him around the waist, but Bourbon throws a back elbow! Another back elbow! Lesnar's grip loosens, and Bourbon delivers a Russian leg sweep!

Huey D. Louie: Robbie Bourbon found a ticket out of Suplex City, Ross!

Bourbon is still recovering from two massive suplexes in a row, and BWP os looking for the hot tag! Thomas Nixon is reaching in, looking to maintain the momentum! Lesnar is making his way up, and is nearly to Nixon! Bourbon bounds and tags in BWP! BWP doesn't give a shit that it's Brock Lesnar or a clone! BWP rushes the corner and delivers a knee to Thomas Nixon! Nixon tumbles to the arena floor! BWP turns and clinches Lesnar with a muay thai clutch! A knee to Lesnar! Another knee to Lesnar! Lesnar puts his hands up, and BWP starts throwing the knees to Lesnar's abdomen! Lesnar catches BWP's leg, and hoists him! Lesnar spins and plants BWP with a huge elevated spine buster! Lesnar is trying to clear the cobwebs out! Lesnar goes to pick up BWP, but BWP counters by sweeping Lesnar! Lesnar hits the mat hard!

Jim Ross: Lesnar isn't prepared for the violent urges that Bearded War Pig brings!

Huey D. Louie: Not many do, JR!

BWP spins atop the face down Lesnar and throws a huge forearm to the back of his head! Nixon has finally climbed back onto the apron and is cheering on Brock, holding up another sandwich and a six pack of Miller Lite! BWP makes his way to his corner and tags in Robbie Bourbon! Bourbon enters, and sets Brock up between his legs! Robbie lifts Brock for a Robbiebomb as BWP climbs the top rope! BWP moonsaults off the top rope, catching Brock with a reverse DDT as Bourbon delivers the drop...

LIBERTY OR DEATHDROP!

Huey D. Louie: Bombs dropping in Suplex City, JR!

Robbie continues to sit with the pinfall, but the referee is busy telling BWP to leave the ring! After a moment, the ref comes over to count the pin!

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2...











2.9...










Kickout! Lesnar snaps his ankles together around Bourbon's head, forcing the break! Robbie falls backward, holding his head, as Brock scrambles to his corner to tag in Nixon and have himself a cool Miller Lite and another Italian sub! Bourbon makes the tag to BWP! BWP and Nixon circle each other, and tie up! Nixon locks in a hammerlock! BWP counters into a top wristlock! Nixon rolls and counters with a chop to the back of BWP's knee, dropping him! BWP is quickly back up and throws a chop from his knees to the standing Nixon! Nixon with a chop in retaliation! BWP stands and both men are in each other's faces! Both men are jawing at each other! BWP grabs Nixon by the face and pushes him back! Nixon with a snap superkick to BWP! BWP throws one of his own! Both men go down!

*THIS IS AWESOME!*THIS IS AWESOME!*THIS IS AWESOME!*

Both men slowly get up, and back into each other's corners! Both men make the tag! Bourbon is slow to enter, eyeing Lesnar. Lesnar is slow to enter, finishing an ice cool Miller Lite.

Jim Ross: Bourbon hasn't fared too well against Brock here so far!

Huey D. Louie: He's still breathing, some would call that doing well!

Jim Ross: Huey, how did the clone of Lesnar get califlower ears if he's only two weeks old!

Lesnar hops around in place, looking like he has all the energy in the world. Bourbon looks less than pleased. Both men charge each other, and Lesnar goes low again with a double leg! Bourbon hooks in a guillotine choke! Brock holds Bourbon up as Bourbon keeps the choke in! Brock falls to a knee, and Bourbon is on his feet! He picks Lesnar up, and shoots him into the ropes! Robbie rebounds off the opposite ropes, and both men extend their arms for a clothesline! Neither man falls! Lesnar stares at Bourbon, and Bourbon stares at Brock! Both men shoot off the ropes again, and both men collide with clotheslines! Neither man budges! Brock starts to laugh! Robbie leans in and bites Brock Lesnar's face, right on the cheekbone next his his nose!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! BOURBON IS GNAWING LESNAR'S FACE OFF!

Lesnar panics and manages to shove Robbie off of him. Lesnar stumbles back holding his cheek. Robbie rushes in with a powerful clothesline that catches Lesnar by surprise! Lesnar crashes to the mat.

Jim Ross: BOURBON JUST TOOK LESNAR OFF HIS FEET!

Lesnar rolls over and gets up to a knee, but Robbie rushes in with a lifting knee to the face! Lesnar flies back to the mat and quickly rolls over to his belly, burying his face in his hands. Robbie grabs Lesnar by the hair and lifts him up to his knees. Blood is pouring out of Lesnar's nose.

Huey D. Louie: He's Leaking! Brock Lesnar is leaking! I think Robbie Bourbon may have broken his nose with that knee!

Robbie, still holding onto Lesnar's hair, rains down pain in the form of some solid right hands directly to the ear of Lesnar! Robbie shoves Lesnar's head between his meaty thighs and lifts him up for a Robbie Bomb!

Jim Ross: BOURBON HAS HIM UP FOR THE ROBBIE BOMB!!!
THIS COULD BE IT!!!


Nixon rushes in and runs straight for Robbie, but is taken out by a huge shoulder tackle from BWP right before Bourbon crashes Lesnar down to the mat! Robbie and BWP look to one another and seem to silently agree on their next move. BWP grabs Nixon and dumps him over the top rope as Bourbon ascends the turnbuckle. BWP grabs Lesnar by the waist and powers him up.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, I THINK THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE...

BWP whips Lesnar back with a quick and hard German suplex up his own! Lesnar crashes into the mat neck first! BWP rolls out of the ring as Robbie Bourbon takes to the sky with a HUGE Split-Legged Frog Splash!!! Robbie crashes on top of Lesnar with a loud thud. He lays there for the cover!






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THREE!!!
KICKOUT!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Jim Ross: Lesnar kicked out, but it was just a hair too late!!!

Tig O'Bitties: The winners of this contest, BWP and Robbie Bourbon... THE MOTHERRRRRRFUUUUUUUCKERRRSSSSS!!!

Winners - The Motherfuckers!




Co-Main Event Match

Television Championship Match

Jack Cain
- vs -
Neville Sinclair
- vs -
Jenny Myst

2500 Word Limit
15 Minute Time Limit




Tig O' Bitties: This match is a triple threat is set for one fall and is for the XWF Television Championship! It has a 15 minute time limit!

Introducing first, from Oxford, England, Neville Sinclair!!!!!




Mozart plays and Neville comes out from behind the curtain. He snubs his nose at the crowd and walks slowly to the ring, sipping his scotch and swirling it in the glass.

Jim Ross: Here comes one of the two challengers. A real brawler. I wouldnt be surprised to see the Englishman walk out of here with that strap!

Huey D. Louie: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Jim. Jack and Jenny are no scrubs!

Neville gets to the ring and finishes his glass. He leans against the turnbuckle confidently waiting for his other two opponents.



Tig O' Bitties: Introducing next, from Las Vegas, Nevada.......Jennnny Myyyyyst!

Jenny enters the arena in her black and white attire from earlier when the drums hit for the first time in her entrance music, around the 20 second mark. She makes the belt around the waist symbol before smiling and sauntering to the ring elegantly until she gets to the front side of the ring.

Huey D. Louie: Oh yeah! Here is my pick! Lil Miss Myst!

Jim Ross: Well, she's got just as much of a chance as Neville, sure. This woman is flat out evil. Personally, I hope Jack rips her arms off and beats her with them!

Huey D. Louie: Blasphemy!

She hops up onto the apron and leans back over the top rope while lifting a leg. She then throws a leg over the second rope and and bends at the waist (Stacey Keibler or Velvet Skye Style). She pauses between the ropes while bent over to give the cameraman and that side of the crowd a nice show. She waves her backside back and forth a few times before kicking her leg up and finishing the step into the ring. She turns back to the side of the crowd that she entered on and shoots them a wink and slight smirk.



Jack Cain walks out onto the ramp way.

Tig O' Bitties: And finally, he stands 6 foot ten inches tall and weighs 328 pounds, from Queens, New York, he is the XWF Television Champion............Jack Caiiiiin!

Jack holds the belt over his head, looking at his two opponents in the ring and shaking his head. Walking up to the ring, he enters using the steps. He walks into the ring and looks at each competitor individually before handing the belt to an XWF ring attendent.

The bell rings. 15 minutes goes up on the X-Tron.

15:00


Neville jumps Jack immediately and begins raining shots on the big man, barely moving him. Jenny, however, rolls out of the ring.

Jim Ross: Where the hell does she think she's going?

Just as Jenny's feet touch the mat, Jack Cain throws Neville across the ring like a shot put. Neville lands, holding his back, and looking up at Jack. Jack turns towards Jenny on the outside, but she shakes her head and points to Neville.

Just as Jack was about to turn, Neville chop blocks the back of Jack's knee, taking him to one.

The Ref is counting, however, for Jenny.

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In the ring, Neville is going to work on Jack's leg. When the ref hits the 7 count, Jenny rolls back into the ring. Jack roars and powers Neville back with a kick, sending him into the turnbuckle and Jenny's eyes go wide.

He gets to he feet and looks at her. He takes one step, and she rolls out of the ring again with a "fuck this" hand gesture.

Jim Ross: Oh come on!

Huey D. Louie: She knows what shes doing!

Jenny begins to walk around the ring, taunting fans and making bitchy faces.

In the ring, Jack grabs Neville, who is able to get an elbow to the gut to back him off, then fires off a few good chops. The crowd "Oooohs!" along with them.

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Jack then takes Neville's head, grabs both sides ad headbuts him. This drops Neville on his ass.

Jenny rolls into the ring at a 9 count. Jack smiles a wicked grin and looks at her. He swings, she ducks, kicking the side of his leg. He roars and swings again, and again she ducks. This time she kicks the other leg. She elbows him in the back, then goes to run around him to the other side but he reaches out and grabs her by the hair. Her eyes go wide and her mouth opens.

Jim Ross: Uh oh! She got caught! Bad times at Ridgemont High for the head cheerleader!

Huey D. Louie: Neville! Do something!

Jack shakes his head, saying something to her, when Neville from behind clubs Jack in the back of the head. He drops Jenny and turns into a standing clothesline from Neville, but the big man didn't move. Neville bounces off the ropes and goes for another clothesline but Jack hits a big boot, knocking him down. This break gives Jenny opportunity to come off the ropes from the other side and go for a cross body........but Jack caught her. He puts her into a bear hug, and begins to squeeze. Jenny cries out and immediately reaches for her back. He changes grip and squeezes again. Again she screams and tries to break hold. He squeezes a third time and a crack can be heard. She falls limp in his grasp. Just as she does this, Neville chop blocks the leg again and he drops Jenny, who crumbles to the mat.

Jim Ross: Jack has dominated this match from the opening bell. Neither of these two can phase the big man

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Neville finally has Jack down to a knee and he bounces off the ropes with a running knee to the face, taking the champion down. Bouncing off the ropes he hits a leg drop. Neville goes for first cover of the contest.

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But jenny is back to her feet and bounces off the ropes. She splashes on top of Neville, who presses down on Cain. Cain rolls off and Jenny watches the stumbling Neville. She runs, grabs his head. Bouncing off the ropes.....










GOLD DIGGER!




Neville rolls out of the ring. She runs and bounces off ropes again but this time Jack moves and her leg drop doesn't connect.

Jim Ross: Jenny not gonna get it done that way. She needs to exploit what Neville already did work on!

Huey D. Louie: She knows what she is doing!

Cain goes to get back up but Jenny is ready. She positions herself in the corner and runs at Jack. SHINING WIZARD. Jack is down!

Jenny goes to lift a leg for a pin and her eyes goes wide when she realizes she can't lift Jack's leg! She shifts to try a body cover but he powers out.

Jenny stomps a bit on the head of Cain, but she doesnt see Neville creeping up behind her. He locks the arms. German Suplex!

He dropped Jenny right back on her head. He keeps the fingers locked. Another German. Then another.

He was going for his 4th German when Cain came off the ropes and went for a clothesline. Jenny managed to duck, and the clothesline almost decapitated Neville. Jenny, her back still weak, stumbled back but regained her composure and jumped on Cains back, piggy back style.

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Jim Ross: So this is her gameplan? I dont know what she is looking to accomplish here.

Cain begins to flail and Jenny brings her face down on the side of Cain's. She is biting him!

Huey D. Louie: She is biting the champion!

Jim Ross: What in the hell!

Cain flips Jenny over his shoulder, back first onto the mat. Cain then gets down to one knee, puts it into the top of her back and pulls her arms back. The ref is right there, asking for a quit. Jenny shakes her head no. He pulls tighter.

Jim Ross: Cain really doing a number on Jenny's back in this match

Just as Jack pulls harder, Neville kicks Cain in the back and he breaks the hold. Jenny rolls away as the British Gentlemen tries a nearly impossible feat. He tries to suplex Cain! He's got him up, but Jack's feet barely leave the ground. Jack reverses, arm dragging Neville and locks him in the same move he just had Jenny in! Jenny rolls out of the ring and the ref is concerned with her, and begins his count. Not paying attention to Cain. The TV champ is frustrated with her antics, and breaks the hold himself. He leaves the ring to go get Jenny, who sees him and begins to run around the ring. Being much faster than Jack, she slides back in on the other side. He stares a hole through her and walks up the steps and into the ring. He charges Jenny, and she moves, throwing a now standing Neville in the way of a big boot.

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But Jack moved a little faster than she expected and traps her in the corner. He smiles for the first time all match as he has her trapped.

Jim Ross: The jezebel is trapped like a rat! Oh this isn't gonna end well!

Huey D. Louie: Ref! Where is the ref!

Just as Jack, who had his arm cocked back for a huge TKO punch, was about to take Jenny's head off.......



Huey D. Louie: Say it, Jim! Say the line!

Jim Ross: Business has damn sure picked up now! It's Brock Lesnar!

Cain's attention is diverted by Lesnar, who walks down the ramp ominously as the crowd buzzes. Jenny rolls out of the ring, and then goes under it, looking for something.

Just as Lesnar gets to the ring he jumps up on the apron. Cain comes to confront him. The two are exhanging words and look like they are about to come to blows when Jenny is back in the ring. She has her pepper spray cannister. She fires, but Lesnar drops down and Cain moves, and she sprays the ref right in the eyes! He drops and rolls, holding his face!

Jim Ross: Jenny just sprayed the ref! She should be disqualified!

Huey D. Louie: It was an accident, Jim!

Cain sees that there is no ref. He jumps down to confront Lesnar and the two get nose to nose. Jenny grins, biting her lip and turns around but is greeted by Ezariaha! She must have come through the crowd!

C.F.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MYST IS OUT COLD!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! WHAT A CANADIAN DESTROYER BY EZAIAHA! A LITTLE PAY BACK FOR MYST INTERFERING EARLIER!

But Ezariaha can't celebrate too long. She turns around and Madison Dyson is in the ring! She slaps Ezariaha, who hits the mat and they roll around. They roll outside the ring on one side. On the other, Cain and Lesnar are exchanging blows. All hell is breaking loose! The clock continues to churn away!

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Neville comes to, and sees the commotion outside the ring. He also sees Jenny out cold in the center of the ring! But the ref is still down from the pepper spray attack! Neville tries to wake the ref. Jenny begins to stir, and is up to all fours. Neville's temper comes out and you can see the anger on his face. He kicks Jenny in the ribs. Liftin her up, he picks her up into a sidewalk slam, but she slides off out of instinct and grabs Neville, shoving him off. She goes to roll out of the ring again when he grabs her leg.

Cain whips Lesnar into the steps on the outside and Dyson drops Ezariaha tailbone first onto the ring apron with an atomic drop!

Cain is back in the ring and locks up with Neville. Madison Dyson is up on the apron, taunting Jenny! She flicks off Dyson, and the ref wakes up. He sees the carnage but hasn't seen anyone hit anyone, so can't call for the bell. Cain goes to lift Neville, who slides around and hits a huge German suplex on Cain!

Jim Ross: How the hell did Neville pull that off!

He goes for the pin! The ref is focused on the pin and doesn't see Jenny and Madison lock up! Madison grabs Jenny by the hair and jumps down to the mat sending her stumbling backwards.

Jack Cain kicks out at 2 but stays down, the battle with Lesnar taking a little out of him.

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She walks right into a kick in the gut from Neville!

THE EDUCATION!

Neville goes for the pin!


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Jim Ross: BUH GAWD! NEVILLE DID IT! HE IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION!

Tig O' Bitties: Your winner, and NEW XWF Television Champion..............Neville Sinclair!!

Winner and NEW XWF TV CHAMP, NEVILLE SINCLAIR!


Cain rolls out of the ring. Never drops to one knee in the ring and points up to the sky as the belt is handed to him and Mozart begins to play! There is carnage all over the ring and the outside!

Huey D. Louie: Look at the body count! Carnage!

Jim Ross: Buh gawd what a cat fight we are going to see on Warfare! And Jack sure as hell is far from done with Lesnar! And next week we will see Neville defend his belt! What a turn of events here in XWF!

Neville rolls out of the ring and as the ring area clears we see Jenny in the ring, realizing what is happening and throwing a tantrum as she hears Mozart play.

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On the way up from the tantrum, she stares a hole through Madison who is on the outside. Dyson blows her a kiss and smiles. Neville is at the top of the ramp, drinking a glass of scotch with the title over his shoulder. Suddenly, Sinclairs music is replaced by a new theme song as the lighting in the arena begins to strobe in purple. X-Ray Dog's "Gothix" begins to play.





After a few seconds, as the camera settles upon the entrance way, a large beast of a woman appears dressed in black leather.


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By GAWWWD! Look at the size of that!

Who is she, JR!?

I don't have any idea, but all three of these competitors can't take her eyes off of her!


The black woman treks to the ring. She stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around for a second before proceeding to the steps and ascending to the apron. Once she's at the apron, she wastes little time stepping through the ropes. She starts mouthing some words unable to get picked up by the microphones, to Jack Cain and Neville Sinclair. The two men exit the ring leaving only Jenny Myst standing in the ring staring across at this black amazon.

Jenny Myst gets to her feet and comes toward the center of the ring.


It looks like Jenny Myst wants to get her some!

I wouldn't. Not of this anyway.


The black beast lunges forward and Myst bolts from the ring and stands near the announce table. Myst stares at her for a second then goes to grab a microphone. As Myst has her back turned, the black woman slips out of the ring and starts venturing toward her.


This woman! Stalking Jenny Myst like prey!


Myst turns around with the microphone and comes to face to face with the black beast incarnate. The black woman smiles reassuringly to Myst and Myst hands her the microphone. The black woman gets set to speak but then immediately boots Jenny in the ribs, doubling her over. She then nails Jenny Myst in the back of the head with the microphone, dropping her to the floor.

Slowly and methodically, the black woman reaches down and grabs Myst by her hair and rips her back to her feet. The beast then lifts Myst into a gorilla press, and throws her down on the announce table. Myst being so light, she just bounces and slides off the table between the two announcers who then vacate their positions.

The black woman ventures around the table, taking her time. Again she grabs a hand full of blonde hair and rips Myst to her feet. Again she lifts her up, but then drops her face down on the fan barricade with Snake Eyes.

Working slowly, the black woman grabs Myst by her hair and drags her out from behind the announce table. She then lifts Jenny up and places her in a fallaway position before charging forward and driving her back first into the ring post, nearly folding her in half. She then unceremoniously drops Myst to the floor.

The Black Beast then roots around under the ring and pulls out a folded up table. She sets it up, then returns her attention to Jenny Myst, lying on the floor. Once more, she rips Myst to her feet by her hair and this time rolls her up onto the apron. She follows her up and grabs her by the hair, lifting her to her feet momentarily before placing Jenny's head between her thighs.

The black woman lifts her up into a power bomb, then leaps off the apron, delivering a sit out powerbomb to Jenny Myst, sending her through the table. The black woman sits there for a few seconds before getting back to her feet. She stares down at Myst momentarily before delivering a hard stomp to Myst's face, immediately causing her nose to gush with blood.

X-Ray Dog's Gothix plays again and the black woman makes her exit without uttering a public word.





Reeling from his intense match earlier in the night, Jack Cain holds the back of his neck. He stands next to XWF interviewer, Steve Sayors. Cain breathes heavy, and looks like he wants to get to the locker room for some rest.

Steve Sayors: Jack, just a quick word! That was a brutal match out there and I wanted a quick word! What are your thoughts after-

But Cain is sent sprawling into Steve, knocking them both onto the concrete floor. The camera pans to the side revealing Brock Lesnar standing tall. Cain starts to turn towards Brock, getting to a crouched position. But Brock grabs him by the neck and waistband…

And Brock rushes forward shoving Cain head first into technical equipment! With a loud thud Cain collapses on the concrete. Shouts in the background can be heard as personnel come to check on Cain.


“That’s a lesson for you. Don’t run your mouth at THE BEAST. Next time, I’ll rip your tongue out and strangle you with it.”

As Cain shows only slight signs of consciousness, a smile crosses Lesnar’s face. He turns and walks away, as Thomas Nixon’s voice can be faintly heard in the background reprimanding Brock from a far.





Co-Main Event Match

Jim Caedus & Chris Chaos
- vs -
Doctor Louis D’Ville & James Raven

2500 word limit
Standard Rules




[pink]Tig O’Bitties: The following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH, and is scheduled for one fall!




Tig O’Bitties: Introducing first, rumored to hail from the swamps of Sulphur, Louisiana, DOCTOR LOUIS D’VILLLLLLLE!!!

The lights go out in the arena followed by an eerie red glow. Smoke rises from the entrance way and the Doctor emerges from it. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks out among the crowd, then slowly begins walking towards the ring. The Doctor climbs the ring steps and into the ring, he stands on the second turnbuckle and holds his arms into the air as the lights flash back on.



Tig O’Bitties: And his partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… JAMES RAAAAVEN!!!

The entire arena slowly fades to black as the audience excitedly awaits the entrance of "The Peoples GOAT". The drum beat and guitar solo start and a series of white and blue spotlights come up and pan the crowd. Mike Shinodas voice is heard on the speakers singing.

“Now here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, throw ‘em up and let something shine, going out of my fucking mind… filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, high and tight so I wont get loose.”

By now the fans are going wild and cheering as the spotlights slowly make their way to the top of the entrance ramp where a dim fog begins to form.

“Truth is you can stop and stare, rub myself out and no one cares, dug the trench out and lay down there with a shovel up, out of reach somewhere… yeah, someone pouring in, make it a dirt glass floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out when they bring that chorus in.”

The spotlights come together as one, and the fog fills the top of the ramp until the downbeat hits and a major blue and silver pyrotechnic display goes off and the rest of the arena lights turn up to full. When the smoke clears James Raven is seen on top of the ramp, his hands thrown up over his head and a huge smile on his face.

“I BLEED IT OUT!!! Diggin’ deeper just to throw it away, I BLEED IT OUT!!!”

James makes his way down the ramp, high fiving fans and posing for pictures with several of them until he reaches the base of the ramp. Then, he pauses for a few seconds and sprints for the ring, diving in under the bottom rope and sliding in to the center of the mat on his hands and knees. He poses for a second, then gets up and runs for the turnbuckle, climbing up and posing yet again for the fans before doing a 360 degree spin off and doing the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As his music fades out he stretches in his corner,



Tig O’Bitties: And their opponents, Introducing first, from Long Beach, California… The UNIVERSAL CHAMPION… JIM CAAAAEDUS!!!

The now familiar opening notes to "Ready Steady Go" by Paul Oakenfold begin to blast from the PA moments before the ring announcer plugs. The fans erupt. As the spiel is unloaded the lights cut, plunging the arena in darkness before silver strobes begin to flash and silver spotlights begin to continuously wave from along the length of the entrance walkway to the crowd and back.

Obviously practiced and well-timed, the moment the announcer finishes, "ready, steady, g-g-go!" is let fly by the song's vocalist and silver pyro erupts from the egress. Before the cloud of smoke dissipates, the XWF Universal Champion and Ax3 founder Jim Caedus, strap over one shoulder, steps out as the house lights come up.

His hair hangs freely, emotion absent in his eyes. He glances around at the majority population of fans who now know exactly who he is. The small pockets of his smarks seem less enthused to be a part of the crowd but remain cheering nonetheless.

As the music continues he turns his attention to the ring and it's inhabitant(s) then starts an unconcerned slow walk, carefully gathering his long blonde hair into a secured samurai-style bun along the way. At ringside he removes his Dickies jacket, folds it carefully beside his corner's steps, kisses and places the Universal Title lovingly upon it, then ascends to the apron, stepping through the ropes and into battle after nearly 2 minutes have elapsed.



Tig O’Bitties: And his partner, currently residing in Clearwater Beach, Florida… CHRIS CHAAAAOS!!!

The words "FOLLOW ME" show up on the X-Tron screen as smoke billows at the entrance. Blue and white lights flicker. At the 10 second mark, Chris Chaos steps through the smoke wearing his jacket (Rated R Edge trench coat). Looking to both sides of the crowd. He walks slowly to the ring until he gets about 3/4 of the way down, then jogs and slides into the ring (edge style)...When he gets into the ring he gets up on the far turnbuckle and gets up on it, throwing both arms up

The bell rings and Chaos is going to start against Doc. Chaos grins, and Doc stares unwavering at him.

The two circle a few times then tie up. They both know each other so well, but Doc gets the upper hand early and rains punches down, backing Chris into the corner. He fires off a series of punches and chops, the crowd saying "OOOHH" along with each chop. But on the 6th chop, Chris fires back a few punches and makes Doc step back a few. A knee to the gut out of the corner by Chaos, and he grabs Doc by the head, bringing a knee up and colliding with his face. Doc backs off and Chris bounces off the ropes and takes the Doctor down with a clothesline. Chris throws up the X, then steps up to lift up the already getting up Doc by the head. Locking him in a headlock, Doc shoves him off and loops around, going for a suplex, but Chris reverses and locks Doc in suplex formation. Blocked by Doc, countered into a standing drop kick from Doc. Chris falls back on his ass and looks stunned that the older man was able to pull off than maneuver. Doc winks at Chris.

Using the ropes to pull himself up, Chris looks skeptically at Doc but then goes to approach him. Just as Chris takes a step towards Doc, Jim Caedus slaps him hard on the back. Chris whips around and the two stair eye to eye, but Caedus side steps him and into the ring. Chris shakes his head and exits as Caedus explodes towards Doc, shoving him into the corner.

Jim Ross: Such aggression from Jim here. Trademark of his! Overwhelming Doc early here!

Jim has Doc in the corner and rains punches down one after another. He takes Doc and yells out, then throws him by the head into the center of the ring. Jim then walks over to Raven and the two exchange words. It ends with Jim spitting in the face of Raven, Raven punching him, and Jim grabbing him by the head and flipping him into the ring.

Jim made a mistake, however, by turning his back on Doc, who hits him with a clubbing blow to the back of the head as Raven rolls out of the ring. Doc is able to corrall a stunned Jim, and lift him for a scoop slam. That is followed by a stomp to the head. Doc grins and takes in Raven, who is seething.

Raven steps into the ring just as Caedus is getting up. Lou Thez press! Raven is hammering Caedus in the middle of the ring. Bouncing off the ropes he hits a leg drop on the champ, and tries to end it quick.

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Raven is still insensed from Jim spitting on him. He grabs a handfull of Jim's hair and lifts him up, getting him in position for a DDT. But Jim, being the monster he is, counter and lifts Raven up, dropping him in a back body drop off the counter. Both men lay in the ring as both Doc and Chris reach for tags and slap their respective turnbuckles.

Raven holds his back and reaches for Doc, while Jim seems to ignore Chris. Doc tags in Raven. They both lift Jim into a double arm DDT and plant him mid ring.

Raven covers as Doc leaves.


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Jim with a shoulder up!

Jim Ross: Good teamwork here for Doc and Raven. Could spell disaster for Chaos and Caedus.

Huey D. Louie: They were screwed from jumpstreet, Jim!

Doc comes off the rope with a leg drop on Caedus. But doesn't go for the cover, knowing it probably won't keep the Universal Champion down.

Chris is reaching frantically, pleading for a tag. He is chomping at the bit to get at Doc. Doc lifts Jim by the hair and taunts Chris. Doc whips him into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Caedus ducks, and comes back off the ropes with a flying forearm, taking Doc down.

Doc and Caedus are both down when Raven goes to enter the ring, only to be held back by the ref.

Chris comes around outside the ring, and pulls Raven off the apron, firing a few shots to the face before whipping him head first into the ring post. Caedus pulls himself up with the ropes as Chris goes back to his corner.

Jim Ross: Will the Uni champ tag Chaos in here?

Chris is slapping the turnbuckle hard, reaching for a tag. Jim ignores him again, huffing in his direction as Chris rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

Doc walks over and tags Raven in. But Doc doesn't leave right away. He picks up Jim and Raven kicks him in the gut.

FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN

Jim is out and Raven hooks a leg. But Chris Chaos is in the ring immediately to break up. He grabs Raven by the head and throws him into the far turnbuckle. He lifts Jim up and walks him over towards the ropes on their side but Chris gets a club to the side of the head from Doc. Chris falls to the mat and Doc hooks a woozy Caedus in for a DDT, but again the big man counters.

SPINEBUSTER on Doc. Raven is the legal man but Raven flies out of seemingly nowhere with a flying cross body. Jim staggers back against the ropes and Raven clotheslines him over the ropes to the mat below.

Jim Ross: All hell has broken loose here! I don't even know who the legal men are anymore!

Huey D. Louis: Raven and Caedus. But here comes Chaos!
Raven turns around into a spear from Chaos! Chris goes to cover but the ref waves it off, claiming he isn't the legal man! Chris slaps the mat, but as he does he gets a boot to the face by Doc!

Chaos hits the mat. Caedus is up from the mat and slides into the ring. He and Doc exhange blows in the center of the ring but a knee from Caedus gets Doc in position. A HUGE DDT from Caedus.

He hooks a leg.

But again the ref waves it off. Doc isn't the legal man. This time Caedus slaps the mat. Raven is getting to his feet.

Raven bounces off the ropes.

SWINGING NECK BREAKER ON CAEDUS!

He goes to Cover but Chris is right there. The ref has seen enough and ushers Chaos and Doc back to their respective corners. This small break gives Jim time to shake off the cobwebs.

Raven grabs Caedus, however, and shoves him into the corner with Doc. Doc grabs his arms and pulls them back as Raven stomps away at the Universal Champion, bringing him to a sitting position in the corner.

Raven then takes a few steps back, runs, and knees Caedus in the face. The Uni champ slumps, and Raven drags him to the middle of the ring. But instead of covering he goes to the top rope. Raven throws his arms up in a flying motion. Chaos steps through the ropes. Raven jumps, and so does Chaos.

SPEAR IN MID AIR!

Jim Ross: My god! Chaos just damn near broke James Raven in half!

Doc goes to step into the ring. Caedus now decides to tag Chris and he slides into the ring.

Cover!





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Raven kicks out. Too much time elapsed from Jim's reluctant tag. Chaos is getting frustrated now. He stands up and throws his hands up and Jim, and Jim shrugs. Raven is back to his fet but Chaos bounces off the ropes.


SPEAR!

Another mega spear folds Raven in half but he is close to the ropes. Chaos covers, and Jim slaps him on the back. The pin doesn't count because now Jim is the legal man. Chris gets up and shoves Jim. Jim shoves him back. The two basically come to blows as the ref has to separate them. When the ref has their back turned, Doc steps into the ring and grabs James. He slides him by 1 arm to the corner. When the ref turns he reaches out. A weary Raven manages a tag. Doc explodes into the ring with a double clothesline taking both men down over the ropes.

Jim Ross: Trouble in paradise here for the former AX3 members. It's gonna be an explosion on Warfare!

Chris gets up slowly as Jim rolls into the ring.

Jim and Doc trade blows in the ring as Chaos gets back on the apron. Doc gets the better of Jim and Caedus rears back and slaps Chaos on the chest.

Chris stares a hole through him as he steps through the ropes to face Doc. "Just watch" he says to Jim, and makes a belt symbol around waist.

Doc goes for a big punch, Chaos ducks. SUPLEX. Hands locked.

SUPLEX.

SUPLEX.

SUPLEX.

Doc is down. Chaos flies off the ropes and hits a forearm to Raven, who flies off the apron. Doc is wobbly but back up and Chaos bounces off the ropes.


SPEAR ON DOC

Huey D. Louie: Chaos is on fire here!

Jim Ross: Chaos is rocking and rolling here!

He lifts Doc up for the Equalizer! This is gonna be it!

Just then, he feels a big hand on his back.

Jim Ross: Jim Caedus just tagged himself into the match!

Chaos drops Doc and turns to Caedus who is entering the ring. The two men argue for a moment before Caedus pushes Chaos out of his way and grabs Doc by the hair. Chaos stands there, hands on his hips, looking mighty upset. Caedus sets Doc up... Jim hits the ropes!



Wrexus Plexus!!!


NO, Doc managed to to avoid contact!

Caedus stumbles forward before turning to face Doc!

Lobotomy!!!

Doc rolls up to his knees and locks eyes with Chaos who is still standing inside of the ring. Chris looks across the ring and watches as Raven climbs up on the apron.

Jim Ross: Jim Caedus is down and out, now D'Ville is waiting for Chaos to make the next move!

Chris looks down to Caedus and mouths the words.

"See you at Warfare!"

Chris then drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Doc can't help but laugh as Chaos vacates the ringside area.

Huey D. Louie: What is Chaos doing!?! Get back down here!

Jim Ross: I don't know if I condone walking out on a match like that, but it's not like Jim Caedus was giving him any reason to stick around.

Doc motions for Raven to come into the ring. The two men lean in and talk some strategy. Raven seems to agree to Doc's plan and peels Jim up from the mat as Doc climbs to the top rope.

Flight of the Raven!!!

Raven rolls out of the way just in time for Doc to fly off of the ropes with...

Trepanation!!!

Raven rolls out of the ring to avoid a 5 count DQ.

Jim Ross: My God, there's no way that Caedus can fight back against these odds!

Doc transitions into the kata-ha-jime!

Jim Ross: Just call the damn match already, the man is out cold!!!

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!

Doc immediately releases the hold and climbs to his feet.

Tig O'Bitties: Ladies and gentlemen. Your winners by way of submission. DOCTOR LOUIS D'VILE and JAMES RAAAAVEN!!!

The two men waste little time celebrating their victory before Doc rolls out of the ring. Raven walks over to Jim, who is just starting to show some signs of life. Raven leans over and says something to Jim, but the cameras don't pick up the audio.

Jim Ross: One can only assume that James Raven is issuing a word of warning to Caedus that he is coming after the UNIVERSAL TITLE next.

Huey D. Louie: Yeah okay, fine, but is this really a good time for Raven to kick the man while he's down? He just had his so called partner walk out on him, and after that two man assault, he's barely conscious!

Raven throws his arms up to celebrate with the fans as he makes his way out of the ring.

Winners - Doctor D'Vile and James Raven!!!




Jim Caedus manages to get up to his feet, but immediately stumbles across the ring and collapses against the ropes, exhausted from the match still.

Jim Ross: "He’s got a champions resolve, you have to give him that."

Huey D. Louie: "I don’t have to give him a damn thing Jim Caedus has earned every damn thing he has ever-”

A green haze cuts Huey off.

Jim Ross: "What in the name of God is this now?"

Huey D. Louie: “Somebody call maintenance! I think a fucking skunk got loose in here.”

The haze fills the arena and the fans in attendance cup their hands over their mouths to keep from inhaling the fould odor. Down in the ring, the haze begins to lift. Jim Caedus is down on his knees, coughing and wheezing.










CRACK!





”Jim Ross: It’s that no good John Blaq! What’s he doing here!? And what is that in his hand?”




CRACK!





CRACK!


CRACK!



Blaq delivers blow after blow to the head of the downed Caedus. He backs off several feet and lifts his object in the air.

Jim Ross: “Tough to make out exactly what that object is… It looks sort of like a…”

Huey D. Louie: “Can’t be. He doesn’t have one of those.”

John Blaq raises his other arm and throws his mask to the side, almost on cue the music starts up…


HOL’ UP

HOL’ UP

HOL’ UP

WE DEM BOYZ!


Jim Ross: “BAH GAWD! THAT’S THE BRICK SQUAD THEME! AND THAT MUST MEAN THAT…”

Huey D. Louie: “JOHN BLAQ IS REALLY BRICK SQUAD CO-FOUNDER BRUCE BLINGSTEEN! AND HE HAS A 24/7 BRIEFCASE!”

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Universal Title Match
24/7 Briefcase Cash In

Bruce Blingsteen
100%
- vs -
Jim Caedus
15%
Standard Match



Blingsteen grabs a handful of Caedus' hair and lifts his head up. He places the briefcase underneath Jim's head and forces him to bite down on it. He leaps to his feet and drives the heel of his boot down onto the back of Caedus' head! Blood spills from his mouth as he rolls over in agony. Blingsteen grabs the case and hands it to the ref.

He rings the bell!

Jim Ross: "Not like this! That son of a bitch is going to steal the Universal Title!"

Huey D. Louie: "John Blaq--err, Bruce Blingsteen is about to complete the greatest troll job in XWF history!"

With a sick smile on his face, Blingsteen wraps his arm around Caedus' throats and places him in a rear naked choke!

Jim Ross: "H.Y.B.! He's adding insult to injury using Caedus' own move against him to steal the title!"

Bruce yells at the ref to check Caedus, so he lifts an arm up...


It falls!


The referee calls for the bell!

Winner and NEW Universal Champion: Bruce Blingsteen


Bruce throws Caedus' limp body to the side and kicks him out of the ring underneath the bottom rope. The ref hands Bruce his newly won championship and he holds it high above his head as the fans boo. Bruce shoves the referee out of the way and climbs the turnbuckle, posing for the crowd with the belt.



THE REAL MAIN EVENT!!!

NON-TITLE MATCH

John Blaq
BRUCE BLINGSTEEN
- vs -
J.T. Washington

2500 word limit
Standard Rules






Bruce Blingsteen stops celebrating and turns his attention to the entrance stage with a sly smirk on his face.

Jim Ross: That's JT Washington music!

Huey D. Louie: Wait, are we still having this match? Is the General Manager really going to face our NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION tonight!?!

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JT walks out onto the stage and pulls his jacket open to reveal his oiled up washboard abs. JT confidently struts down the ramp, not taking his eyes off of Blingsteen the entire time.

Huey D. Louie: Well, you've got to hand it to him, JT doesn't seem to be afraid of getting into the ring!

JT quickly rolls into the ring and charges right by Springsteen, shoulder bumping him out if the way in the process. JT climbs up on the second turnbuckle and raises both arms in the air. Springsteen looks at this fool like he can't be serious.

Jim Ross: He may not be afraid, but he should be!

JT jumps down from the turnbuckle and and pulls a microphone out of the inner pocket of his jacket.

JT Washington: So, John Blaq really has been somebody else under that mask this whole time huh? Well I don’t really give a damn what you call yourself Mr. Blingsteen! I said that I was going to make my in ring debut by kicking your ass, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do right here, right now!!

Blingsteen laughs off JT as he backs up to the corner.

JT looks frustrated with Blinsteens reaction.

JT Washington: Yeah sure, I get it. I’m not a threat to you. I’m just the dorky homosexual GM of the B-show, right!?!

Blingsteen is all smiles as he shrugs his shoulders while nodding yes.

JT laughs to himself a bit out of frustration.

JT Washington: You know what, all of my life, I have been underestimated and undervalued. Before I was hired as the director of operations here in the XWF, I tried for years to land a contract with this company. I’ve mailed in tapes of my matches, I’ve attended open tryouts, and I’ve submitted my resume time and again. Did I get a call? No, instead I sat at home and watched on TV again and again as untalented goofs like YOU were hired in my place!

A mixed reaction from the crowd.

Jim Ross: What in the world has gotten into JT Washington?

Huey D. Louie: I don’t know, but I like it!

JT Washington: Well tonight, I’m going to prove that the XWF made a mistake by defeating THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION live on SAVAGE!

Jt rips off his jacket and tosses it behind him to the outside without ever taking his eyes off of Blingsteen.

Jim Ross: Good Gawd Almighty!!! This is really happening ladies and gentlemen!

Blingsteen lays the title under the bottom rope and looks back up to JT with a nod.

Mika Hunt calls for the bell.

DING DING DING!!!

Suddenly Bruce Blingsteen is blindsided from behind by a huge clubbing forearm! Blingsteen drops to the mat as the camera angle switches to reveal Russell Edwards!

Jim Ross: What in the Hell is he doing out here!?!

Mika starts to call for the DQ, but JT hooks her arm and shakes his head no and he pressures her into the corner. Edwards climbs into the ring and grabs Blingsteen by the neck, lifting him up with ease!

Huey D. Louie: Holt shit JR! THIS is what JT meant when he said that he would win this match by using his brains!

Edwards lifts Blingsteen high into the air by his neck. He lets out a loud roar before slamming him down with a chokeslam!

Jim Ross: BRAINS!?! MORE LIKE HIS WALLET!!! WHY ELSE WOULD RUSSEL EDWARDS HELP JT WASHINGTON!?!

Edwards stomps around the ring with his massive chest puffed out, displaying his dominance. JT seems to be laying down the law for Mika in the corner. Edwards lifts Blingsteen back to his feet. Blingsteen tries to break free and fight back, but Edwards is just too powerful for him. Edwards rocks Blingsteen with a clubbing forearm, followed by another. A third and Final clubbing forearm sends Blingsteen down to a knee. Edwards smirks as he looks out to the crowd. Edwards grabs Blingsteen and lifts him up for a last ride style powerbomb. He stalls for a moment before crashing Blingsteen down to the match with authority.

My God, Russell Edwards may have just broken Bruce Blingsteen in two!

JT takes this opportunity to make his move. He starts to head out of the corner, but stops and points to Mika.

JT Washington: JUST DO YOUR JOB!

JT struts over to the downed Blingsteen and lightly kicks at his arm a couple of times to make sure that he’s out. JT then looks out to the crowd who is still giving a mixed reaction to these antics. JT places his foot on top of Blingsteen’s chest. Mika Hunt reluctantly drops to the mat to count the pinfall.





1…







2…













Mika looks up to JT, not wanting to make the final count.



























JT Washington: COUNT IT!!!


























JT Washington: NOW!!!
































3!!!


Jim Ross: Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself son, you’ve made a real impact here in the XWF!

Huey D. Louie: Why the sarcasm JR? JT just defeated the Universal Champion, he DID make an impact!

Tig O’Bitties: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner….

JT rushes over to Tigs and places his hand over her microphone, pushing it down away from her mouth. He then leans in and whispers something into her ear.

Jim Ross: Oh what now!?!

Tig O’Bitties: Your winner… and NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, JT WAAAAASHINGTOOOON!!!!

Jim Ross: WHAT!?! NO, HE CAN’T DO THAT!!!

Huey D. Louie: HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS JR, HE’S THE BOSS!!!

WInner and NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION - JT WASHINGTON!!!


Edwards drapes the UNIVERSAL TITLE over the shoulder of JT Washington who looks like he is about to cry like a baby. JT takes the belt and holds it high over his head, still receiving a mixed reaction, but now with more boos than cheers.

Jim Ross: THIS ISN’T RIGHT, THE TITLE WAS NEVER ON THE LINE, AND JT WASHINGTON DIDN’T BEAT ANYONE!

Huey D. Louie: Better watch what you say JR, JT could fire you for spreading such lies!

Jim Ross: LET HIM TRY!!!











Jim Ross: THANK GOD, A VOICE OF REASON!!!

JT stops celebrating and looks up to the entrance ramp with a look of shock and concern as Theo Pryce walks out to the stage with a microphone in hand. Even though he is in no real danger, JT Washington hides behind the large and powerful Russell Edwards who is standing there with his arms crossed, staring coldly up the stage to Mr. Pryce.

Huey D. Louie: I don’t know what Theo Pryce is doing out here, but he had better count his lucky stars that Russell Edwards is out here to hold JT back!

Jim Ross: OH PLEASE!!!

Theo Pryce: And here I thought that you were one of the good ones Mr. Washington.

JT is pointing and yelling something that the camera doesn’t quite pick up from behind Edwards.

Theo Pryce: We’re almost out of time, so I’m going to make this quick and simple. That title that you are parading around the ring with was never on the line, so for the record, you are NOT the Universal Champion!

The crowd pops as JT throws a fit in the ring.


STILL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: Bruce Blingsteen



Theo Pryce: Now, I understand that you want to be an in ring talent. Is that right?

JT, who is still cowering behind Edwards, nods his head.

Theo Pryce: Well JT, all you had to do was ask. Seriously, why doesn’t anyone just come and talk to me? So many of these problems could be avoided if people would just stop by my office. Anyway, back on topic, I’m going to give you a chance to make your dreams come true. Next week on Savage, I’m going to officially sign off on a J.T Washington - vs - Bruce Blingsteen, for the UNIVERSAL TITLE.

JT’s eyes almost pop out of his head from excitement. He begins jumping around the ring with an over exaggerated fist pump.

Theo Pryce: Okay, settle down JT. This match does come with a few stipulations. If you win, not only will you be the new XWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, but I will personally draw up the most lucrative contract this company has ever offered any talent in it’s history, but if you lose, that’s it. Your in ring career, at least here in the XWF, will be officially over.

JT shugs, not thinking that’s so bad.

Theo Pryce: Also, anyone, including that thing in the ring with you, tries to get involved in this match, then not only will you forfeit your chance at an in ring talent contract, but you will also find yourself fired from your position as the general manager of Savage!

JT flies out from behind Edwards and rushes towards the ropes throwing a fit, kicking the ropes, and screaming at Theo. Suddenly Blingsteen hits a low blow from behind on Edwards, causing him to double over. Blingsteen then spins Edwards around and to the amazement of everyone, hits a flip piledriver!

Jim Ross: Flyboy Flip!!!

Hearing and feeling the huge impact from the Flyboy Flip, JT winces and SLOWLY turns his head to see Blingsteen back on his feet right behind him. JT spazzes out and tries to quickly exit the ring. Blingsteen manages to grab him by the tights, but JT struggles and fights his way over the top rope and to the floor, and the cost of losing his wrestling trunks! Blingsteen bust out laughing as he holds JTs trunks out in front of him.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD! JT WASHINGTON IS NAKED AS A JAYBIRD!!!

Huey D. Louie: CUT THE CAMERAS, CUT THE CAMERAS!!!

JT stands up and cups his privates with his hands as he runs up the ramp and blast past Theo Pryce who can’t help but laugh at JTs expense.

The credits flash as the show ends with a shot of Blingsteen, UNIVERSAL TITLE in hand, walking around the ring, twirling JT’s trunks over his head.

Jim Ross: That’s all the time that we have, we’ll see you next week!












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XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
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JT Washington got played like the bitch made cocksucker that he is!!

All hail the new champion of the Universe.

Bruce Mother Fucking Blingsteen bitches!!!

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Oh and Jim Caedus.

You a bitch yo.

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OOC: Loved how my tag match was written, and the finish was perfect. Everyone came out of it looking good. Don't know what the fuck happened with the Universal Championship at the end there...Great show though!

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OOC (as well): Thanks guys! This is awesome

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Time to start bustin' some fuckin' heads. Nixon? You and Denver the Last Dinosaur are about to find out what happens when you start costin' people things.

Don't think I forgot about you either Neville - maybe it's time to try somethin' a little different with you..


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Still not sure what the bloody hell went on in that Universal Title match!

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"Good match Thomas Nixon! Now for you abomination, fuck off! You're not right. A disgusting vile shit head, who should be annihilated in a cruel and treacherous way! Now Robbie off we shall go to Dunkins, I suppose? Victory Hog's Leg on the war, only for the best fucking team PERIOD!"

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"Well, shit."

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"That was the world's most hilarious obituary. Rest In Peace, AX3."

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"Ax3 ain't Caedus. Better believe I'll be retaking that strap."

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"Ax3 ain't Caedus. Better believe I'll be retaking that strap."
After next week, you can TRY to take it from me Jimbo!

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07-02-2017, 05:27 PM
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The only thing you're taking next week is a dick in the ass....

Faggot.

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white hot xwf megastar.
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07-02-2017, 06:47 PM
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Prepare to suffer your SECOND loss to me you prick!

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07-02-2017, 11:19 PM
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i will beat bruce blingsteen and bring credibilty back to the uni title :P

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07-03-2017, 03:11 PM
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OOC: What in seven hot shits is going on with that Universal title? WOOOOOOOORK

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(07-02-2017 11:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i will beat bruce blingsteen and bring credibilty back to the uni title :P

You can't even beat your meat without fucking up. We all know you ain't never winning that title again.

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(07-02-2017 11:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i will beat bruce blingsteen and bring credibilty back to the uni title :P

"You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing you fat piece of shit."

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07-03-2017, 03:35 PM
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Ooc: The cash in was real. The JT match was just a work.

I was going to do something else with the main event vs Blaq originally, but then I found out about the cash in shortly after adding it to the card, so we had to improvise.

I wasn't going to say anything earlier, but I feel like it's worth mentioning with all of the confusion surrounding the end of the show.

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(07-03-2017 03:13 PM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said:  
(07-02-2017 11:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  i will beat bruce blingsteen and bring credibilty back to the uni title :P

You can't even beat your meat without fucking up. We all know you ain't never winning that title again.

ill prob win a title before u ;)
and tell ur mother i said hi

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(07-03-2017 10:06 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  and tell ur mother i said hi

She has a restraining order against you for a reason, Peter. She was a social worker, and just trying to help you out. Stop trying to relay messages and leave her alone to put the pieces of her life back together.

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U do know that restraining order wasnt allowed. I got my ways jimbo

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07-04-2017, 02:42 PM
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"Hey fatass, how would you like to have the next shot at my title?"

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07-04-2017, 03:14 PM
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(07-04-2017 02:42 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "Hey fatass, how would you like to have the next shot at my title?"


Yeah! Because we all know a Universal title reign isn't worth shit until you've defended against Peter Gilmour.



Rolls eyes.


Its almost like you're looking for easy title defenses to have before you inevitably drop the title to a worthwhile opponent.

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"And it's almost like you're still the same talentless nigger that couldn't hold my jock in the ring. Glad to see not everything has changed. You're not even close to being a contender, until that changes I'd keep your nose out of my fucking business."

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In all honesty Trax your statement I could not agree more with!

That's not to say I wouldn't be opposed to a title match win or lose or draw in order to at least bring credibility to my character and help Facilitate my return by putting people on notice that Mr. Nice guy here has gone on a permanent vacation so...yeah you're pretty much fucked!


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07-04-2017, 03:24 PM
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"Lol."

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I know...shocking right? the man who spent countless years since oh say 2006 when I started in the Efed business cultivating and re building this exact character time and time again and has been pretty much my main character all throughout comes here is made into a joke practically every week but when the chips are down and suddenly he's got nothing left to lose shit hits the fan, nobody is safe, everybody's a target and you think to yourself..
Oh Fuck!

In comparison I'd likely be the Enzo Amore of the company the guy who runs his mouth getshis ass beat but like a cockroach surviving a nuclear explosion I'm still here and ready to fight another day!


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Thomas Nixon (07-04-2017)
07-04-2017, 03:40 PM
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"Efed? Character? You've lost me bro. You want a title shot?"

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07-04-2017, 03:42 PM
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(07-04-2017 03:20 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "And it's almost like you're still the same talentless nigger that couldn't hold my jock in the ring. Glad to see not everything has changed. You're not even close to being a contender, until that changes I'd keep your nose out of my fucking business."


Can't hold your jock in the ring, come again? Based on what? You took your ball and ran home soon after I debuted. I don't blame you. Too bad though, if you had stayed you would of been here to witness me do in months what it took you years to do, bitch.

Calling me a nigger when you walkin' around with a gold grill looking like a white Lil' Uzi Vert, haha, I should slap the cultural appropriation outta you.


I'm not close to being a contender.. as opposed to Peter Gilmour? A guy who I'm still above in the power rankings regardless of the fact I've taken a couple losses lately and I don't opt in for every show like some other guys? Now you're just lookin' like a shook punk making excuses, its OK man I'm not asking for a title shot right now because I have other business in XWF I need to clear up first.I'll leave you to wrestle scrubs to feed your ego. Hey maybe you can face one of the referees next in a title defence, pussy.

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07-04-2017, 03:46 PM
Post: #33
(07-04-2017 03:40 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "Efed? Character? You've lost me bro. You want a title shot?"


me? A title shot? Why how generous of you!

I accept! For the next Wednesday Warfare!
You Vs Me Blingsteen


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07-04-2017, 04:15 PM
Post: #34
(07-04-2017 03:46 PM)Dr.Psycho Said:  
(07-04-2017 03:40 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "Efed? Character? You've lost me bro. You want a title shot?"


me? A title shot? Why how generous of you!

I accept! For the next Wednesday Warfare!
You Vs Me Blingsteen

"DOPE! I'll just need your 50,000 xbux match deposit. Once I get that I'll make sure to tell the assholes in charge to book the match."

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07-04-2017, 05:24 PM
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(07-04-2017 03:42 PM)TRAX Said:  
(07-04-2017 03:20 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "And it's almost like you're still the same talentless nigger that couldn't hold my jock in the ring. Glad to see not everything has changed. You're not even close to being a contender, until that changes I'd keep your nose out of my fucking business."


Can't hold your jock in the ring, come again? Based on what? You took your ball and ran home soon after I debuted. I don't blame you. Too bad though, if you had stayed you would of been here to witness me do in months what it took you years to do, bitch.

Calling me a nigger when you walkin' around with a gold grill looking like a white Lil' Uzi Vert, haha, I should slap the cultural appropriation outta you.


I'm not close to being a contender.. as opposed to Peter Gilmour? A guy who I'm still above in the power rankings regardless of the fact I've taken a couple losses lately and I don't opt in for every show like some other guys? Now you're just lookin' like a shook punk making excuses, its OK man I'm not asking for a title shot right now because I have other business in XWF I need to clear up first.I'll leave you to wrestle scrubs to feed your ego. Hey maybe you can face one of the referees next in a title defence, pussy.


TL;DR: I'm going to call you a pussy and then immediately distance myself from any sort of challenge because I already know I can't beat you.

"You pay, you play, bitch. You think I give a fuck about power rankings? Gilmour's bank account makes him a contender. Show me the money and I'll show you the gold, otherwise stay in your own fucking lane."

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07-04-2017, 05:29 PM
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"Although I don't approve of selling title shots, if you hang onto that piece of gold through Caedus' rematch, I'll happily put down a large sum of X-Bux to take a shot at you. Seeing as that's your only excuse to not take on Trax."

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07-04-2017, 05:34 PM
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"Caedus gets his rematch when I say he does. Or are you taking a page out of Trax's book and immediately backing away from a match? Like I said: You pay, you play. You want it, show me the money."

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07-04-2017, 05:45 PM
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(07-04-2017 05:34 PM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:  "Caedus gets his rematch when I say he does. Or are you taking a page out of Trax's book and immediately backing away from a match? Like I said: You pay, you play. You want it, show me the money."

"Hey, buddy. I can tell by the gold grill in your mouth that you probably have a fairly low IQ, while simoultaneously believing your the shit. So let me just drop something on you: even though you're the Universal Champion, you don't make the rules around here. You have a defense set for this Saturday whether you like it or not, and from what I'm aware of, Caedus has his rematch being lined up for the very near future.

You can't usurp that just because you smell your own farts and beat off while looking at yourself in the mirror. But, if for some reason your ass isn't handed to you after those two defenses, I'll happily sign over all the X-Bux I have, over 80 thousand, for the opportunity at that title. I'm not shying away from anything.

So you're going to need a different excuse then 'you pay, you play' to turn me away. I'll clearly pay."

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07-04-2017, 05:50 PM
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"Man I was really hoping you were one of the smart ones. Sad face. Let me break this down for you, pissant: I defend my title at Savage, and after that I have a WHOLE MONTH where I can do whatever the fuck I want, I can have as many or as few matches as I want. Title or non-title. Caedus will get his rematch, sure, but they can't stop me from defending my title against say...some closest case with 80,000 xbux burning a hole in his pocket, first.

Do you understand now or do I need to draw you a fucking diagram?"

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07-04-2017, 05:57 PM
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(Thomas I sent you a pm)

In honesty I could care less about money Thomas I say he should be made to defend the title money or no money since he wants to hand out title shots like free Halloween candy! and besides whos to say the cowardly little shit wouldnt pull a fast one and keep the cash and not keep his word to give you a title shot like some little chickenshit paper champion would! *cough cough* Blingsteen *cough cough*

I wouldnt be opposed to a triple threat match you vs me vs this Jackhole! Perhaps if you or I win Thomas we can shut him up permanently!


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