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JimCaedus · (05-21-2017)

1: Doctor Louis D'Ville
2: Robert Main
3: Trax
4: Chris Chaos
5: Thaddeus Duke
6: Thomas Nixon
7: Steve Davids
8: Jim Caedus
9: Dolly Waters
10: Cadryn Tiberius
11: Mezian
12: Peter Gilmour
13: Danny Imperial
14: John Samuels
15: Jack Cain
16: Michael McBride
17: Danny Sex
18: Jenny Myst
19: The Ultimate
20: Drezdin
21: R.L. Edgar
22: Jody Madrox
23: Obsidian Air
24: Tommy Righteous
25: James Raven <<<<<Fucking Legend
26: Bearded War Pig
27: Gabriel Emerick
28: Barney Green
29: Brian Harris
30: Random

Champions get their name in GOLD
Contenders get their name in RED

Universal Champion: Jim Caedus
-Defense Deadline: May 22, 2017

Xtreme Champion: Dolly Waters
-Defense Deadline: Now Exempt Until PPV

Hart Champion: Robert Main
-Defense Deadline: Now Exempt Until PPV

Television Champion: Thomas Nixon
-Defense Deadline: Savage Weekly

Thaddeus Duke: #1 to Universal
Micheal Graves: #1 to Xtreme
R.L. Edgar: #1 to TV

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (05-21-2017)

It appears that SOMEONE is on a roll...

Cadryn Tiberius · **05-21-2017, 06:08 AM**

I am!

You're right!

Thanks for noticing, Doc!!

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-21-2017, 06:20 AM**

(05-21-2017, 06:08 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: I am!

You're right!

Thanks for noticing, Doc!!

..........

Oh, right. You.

Well, it's amazing what a change in scenery can do to someone, am I right?

JackCain · **05-21-2017, 06:45 AM**

Doc, how do you get time to run your practice if you're always top of this list?

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (05-21-2017)

Running the practice and topping this list are one of the same, Mister Cain. You could stop by the office ANY time and I will gladly show you how it's done. The doctor's doors are ALWAYS open, my friend.

James Raven · (05-21-2017)

No complaints this week, Paul. It'll be nice when the ranking is higher, but it's nice to see the proper respect being paid in the meantime. There's a fine fruit basket being delivered to your office as we speak. Now, because he can't spend 6 hours away from me without suffering withdrawal symptoms, enter John Blaq with ignorant ass statements in 3... 2... 1...

Robert "The Omega" Main · (05-22-2017)

Doc I might just stop by your office. I'll bring some cigars. Makers Mark cigars and some scotch. We need to have a friendly chat. If you don't mind of course.

Mr Killjoy · (05-21-2017)

(05-21-2017, 05:47 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: It appears that SOMEONE is on a roll...

Yeah that's a nice #1 power ranking spot you got there Doc I must admit, be a shame if someone was to say... clean your fucking clock at the next PPV and take it from you.

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JackCain · (05-22-2017)

(05-21-2017, 06:52 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Running the practice and topping this list are one of the same, Mister Cain. You could stop by the office ANY time and I will gladly show you how it's done. The doctor's doors are ALWAYS open, my friend.

I got an unreasonable fascination with blood, sharp objects and incendiaries. I'll drop by...

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (05-21-2017)

That respect you're referring to, Mister Raven, usually involves Paul's knees and the back of his throat. And does that man look like he'd enjoy a damn fruit basket? He gets insulted enough around here without you showing up with an unattractive, healthy snack of appreciation.

Mister Main, of course I wouldn't mind, my friend. As I said, the doctor's doors are ALWAYS open. Bearing gifts? Damn! See how real respectful figures are treated around here, Mister Raven?

..............

You know I cringed a little bit there.... What is that? A baboon taking a crap?

...........?

Oh! It's Trax smiling. Ugh.

You know, every time I get something nice around here, someone else wants it... Trax I've been listening to your empty threats and blabber talk for a couple of years now. Yes, we'll finally have our long-awaited clash at High Stakes. The only thing your going to end up taking is some aspirin and a week off after the fact because after I drop you on your head once, I'll do it again during the Main Event along with the rest of the roster involved.

And John Cain? Those are also a few of my favorite things! Come on down.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (05-21-2017)

moved up one slot.. slow and steady..

but KINGS SHALL FALL.. sorry doc

JimCaedus · (05-21-2017)

It's okay Doc, the "fruit" was really just twinkies and oreos. Mr. Raven may be fresh off of a 4 or 5 year sabbatical, but he's not an idiot.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-21-2017, 03:07 PM**

(05-21-2017, 01:09 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: moved up one slot.. slow and steady..

but KINGS SHALL FALL.. sorry doc

Whatever you say, Peter.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (05-21-2017)

It was sarcasm doc smdfh

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (05-22-2017)

Good thing you pointed that out, Peter, otherwise I might have taken you as a idiot.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-22-2017, 07:56 PM**

U probably still think that

James Raven · (05-24-2017)

Psh, not with you constantly spitting hot fire like this to prove him wrong bud.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2017, 05:30 PM**

least I haven't resurrected from the grave.. oh wait..

Phantom Panzer · **05-24-2017, 11:32 PM**

"This shit's hilarious. Peter's fuckin' 12th. Hey Fatty Fatty 2 by 4, can't fit through the kitchen door, just admit you're fucking trash already. We all know if you ain't in the top 10 or top 5, you ain't shit, ya fat fuckin' un-Xtreme bitch."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-24-2017, 11:57 PM**

(05-24-2017, 11:32 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "This shit's hilarious. Peter's fuckin' 12th. Hey Fatty Fatty 2 by 4, can't fit through the kitchen door, just admit you're fucking trash already. We all know if you ain't in the top 10 or top 5, you ain't shit, ya fat fuckin' un-Xtreme bitch."

You've become quite the peanut gallery since this new invention of your's. I've always thought you to be clown shoes, but this is ridiculous.

And Peter's #12 looks pretty good compared to your.... your.... Hey, where are you?

Phantom Panzer · **05-25-2017, 01:08 AM**

(05-24-2017, 11:57 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(05-24-2017, 11:32 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "This shit's hilarious. Peter's fuckin' 12th. Hey Fatty Fatty 2 by 4, can't fit through the kitchen door, just admit you're fucking trash already. We all know if you ain't in the top 10 or top 5, you ain't shit, ya fat fuckin' un-Xtreme bitch."

You've become quite the peanut gallery since this new invention of your's. I've always thought you to be clown shoes, but this is ridiculous.

And Peter's #12 looks pretty good compared to your.... your.... Hey, where are you?

"Not an invention, fucko. Technically. It's not like Broken Oswego meant to create me. I fuckin' decided to go all Prison Break from his Broken braincase. I'm just me, motherfucker. If you don't like it, tough fucking tatted biker grandma titties. And #12 still ain't shit but shit. Some time soon, I'll make my way on the rankings, as if I give a fuck about what this fucking Jewrus, see what I did there, combined Jew and Walrus. Jewrus. By the Seven Assholes of the Broken Diddlers, I crack myself up. Anyway, who the fuck gives a fucking shit about what Paul E Cumstains says about what ever placement they are on his fucking bucket list of the men he wants to shove their dicks up his fat Jewish ass?

Not this clown, fucko."

James Raven · **05-25-2017, 03:25 AM**

(05-24-2017, 05:30 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: least I haven't resurrected from the grave.. oh wait..

Wait, what? How did you know what Rose Smith and I call her bedroom?

Bilbo Blumpkinz · (05-25-2017)

"Ummmmmm there must be some mistake because I took Danny Sex to the limit and should obviously be number one contender. Also, bX3 should be top contenders for the tag and trios titles. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 02:30 PM**

(05-25-2017, 01:08 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(05-24-2017, 11:57 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(05-24-2017, 11:32 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "This shit's hilarious. Peter's fuckin' 12th. Hey Fatty Fatty 2 by 4, can't fit through the kitchen door, just admit you're fucking trash already. We all know if you ain't in the top 10 or top 5, you ain't shit, ya fat fuckin' un-Xtreme bitch."

You've become quite the peanut gallery since this new invention of your's. I've always thought you to be clown shoes, but this is ridiculous.

And Peter's #12 looks pretty good compared to your.... your.... Hey, where are you?

"Not an invention, fucko. Technically. It's not like Broken Oswego meant to create me. I fuckin' decided to go all Prison Break from his Broken braincase. I'm just me, motherfucker. If you don't like it, tough fucking tatted biker grandma titties. And #12 still ain't shit but shit. Some time soon, I'll make my way on the rankings, as if I give a fuck about what this fucking Jewrus, see what I did there, combined Jew and Walrus. Jewrus. By the Seven Assholes of the Broken Diddlers, I crack myself up. Anyway, who the fuck gives a fucking shit about what Paul E Cumstains says about what ever placement they are on his fucking bucket list of the men he wants to shove their dicks up his fat Jewish ass?

Not this clown, fucko."

Oh, my mistake. You seemed pretty tickled about Peter's placing in it even though it didn't matter. You're stupid.

Phantom Panzer · **05-25-2017, 02:44 PM**

(05-25-2017, 02:30 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Oh, my mistake. You seemed pretty tickled about Peter's placing in it even though it didn't matter. You're stupid.

"D'awww, wittle Doctor Louisville Slugger, you used to be good at crackin' wise towards people, but all you can come up with is a second grader offense? 'You're stupid.' What? Do you expect me to say "NO! YOU'RE STUPID! NEENER NEENER! PUMPKIN EATER!" and you get to laugh at me for something so stupid as that?

Nawww... Y'see, this is where how I'm different than Broken Dick. I can actually talk shit. I can actually fuckin' go after how fucking stupid it is that some geriatric lookin' motherfucker, and a self-professed DOCTOR, can't come at some fuckwit like me, even though he should be so fucking ready and able to disarm and fuck me up verbally.

What happened, Doc? Am I that dumb or that smart, that you can't fuckin' hang with me? I'd like to think that I'm that dumb, so that maybe you can save a little face, but perhaps it's because it's the other way around? Maybe I'm just that fuckin' smart, and you're that fuckin' pants shittingly stupid.

Nahhh, couldn't be that.

Could it?

Nahhh...

I think you're just not wasting brainpower on me.

Quit while you can, Doc. I'm throwin' ya a lifeline here to try and help you stay relevant."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 02:55 PM**

I actually don't expect anything from you but the normal thing. Remember? A few weeks of nonsense until that nonsense turns into nothing.

Talk shit, huh? No. You're just trying REEEEAAAAAAAALLY hard to be a dick. So, go ahead, keep mocking me. Everyone's just laughing at you.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 03:07 PM**

(05-25-2017, 03:05 PM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said:
(05-25-2017, 02:44 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "D'awww, wittle Doctor Louisville Slugger, you used to be good at crackin' wise towards people, but all you can come up with is a second grader offense? 'You're stupid.' What? Do you expect me to say "NO! YOU'RE STUPID! NEENER NEENER! PUMPKIN EATER!" and you get to laugh at me for something so stupid as that?

Nawww... Y'see, this is where how I'm different than Broken Dick. I can actually talk shit. I can actually fuckin' go after how fucking stupid it is that some geriatric lookin' motherfucker, and a self-professed DOCTOR, can't come at some fuckwit like me, even though he should be so fucking ready and able to disarm and fuck me up verbally.

What happened, Doc? Am I that dumb or that smart, that you can't fuckin' hang with me? I'd like to think that I'm that dumb, so that maybe you can save a little face, but perhaps it's because it's the other way around? Maybe I'm just that fuckin' smart, and you're that fuckin' pants shittingly stupid.

Nahhh, couldn't be that.

Could it?

Nahhh...

I think you're just not wasting brainpower on me.

Quit while you can, Doc. I'm throwin' ya a lifeline here to try and help you stay relevant."

KILL YOURSELF

He's working on it.

Phantom Panzer · **05-25-2017, 03:56 PM**

(05-25-2017, 02:55 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: I actually don't expect anything from you but the normal thing. Remember? A few weeks of nonsense until that nonsense turns into nothing.

Talk shit, huh? No. You're just trying REEEEAAAAAAAALLY hard to be a dick. So, go ahead, keep mocking me. Everyone's just laughing at you.

A fucked up version of Mickey Mouse that also somehow resembles President Obama as well as PP, appears

"OHH BOY! Hoh hoh! It's really, uhhh, really easy to mock something that's, uhhh, so fucking dumb they won't quit while they're behind, hoh hoh!"

The fucked up version disappears and it's just PP.

"Now Doc, I'mma say this slowly for you....

Ka-wit... why-el.... youu.... arrre... ah-hed.... orrr.... rah-thur.... why-el.... youuu.... arrrre.... kay-pah-pull.... of.... spee-csh...

Did you catch that? Here's the fastforwarded version:

Quitwhileyouareaheadorratherwhileyouarecapableofspeech.

Oh shit, too fast.

Bah, I think you get the gist. Hah. Jizz.

Seriously. You're just making this so fucking easy. You have the capability to shut the fuck up, and yet, you keep on talkin' like you're Walken."

Phantom Panzer · **05-25-2017, 04:03 PM**

(05-25-2017, 03:58 PM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said: Seriously. You're just making this so fucking easy.[/s] You have the capability to shut the fuck up, and yet, you keep on talkin' like you're Walken." <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> with turrets.[/color]

Quote:Take your own advice Phantom Phaggot.

"Hah. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> with turrets. That'd be a fucking great combination. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> strength, plus they have a turret attached? Game fuckin' over. I actually like that idea. If I'm a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> with turrets, then I'mma fuckin' destroy all you motherfucks."

Phantom Panzer · **05-25-2017, 04:28 PM**

(05-25-2017, 04:26 PM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said: A turret and turrets are not the same thing you stupid asshole.

"OHHHH! You mean Tourettes, you fucking simpleton. Man. And I thought Doc was stupid. Holy shit. How can you not know how to say Tourettes? Cause it isn't said like "turrets".

Man. You guys call me stupid and dumb and shit like that, and here you are, incapable of saying fuckin' Tourettes."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 04:40 PM**

Quit while I'm ahead? I'm always ahead, so if I did that, would I have never began?

Your quiet threats make you look weak.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 05:36 PM**

Asshole.

Robert "The Omega" Main · (05-25-2017)

You know Doc is right here ladies. Trying to get noticed drumming up some enthusiasm. Please! Not only would Doc decimate each of you. He would end those things you call careers.

drezdin5788 · (05-25-2017)

BITCHEN!!! im fucking 20th

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-25-2017, 06:09 PM**

(05-25-2017, 05:43 PM)Robert Main Said: You know Doc is right here ladies. Trying to get noticed drumming up some enthusiasm. Please! Not only would Doc decimate each of you. He would end those things you call careers.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (05-26-2017)

I'm still here, Clown Shoes.

What's the matter? Did you run empty from the already short supply of old man jokes and balloon tricks? Why don't you spell check this for me before your quick tumble back into your very much broken, depressing broken self again.

Get back under that bridge you fucking wanna-be.

John Whyte · (05-26-2017)

holy shit youre the oldest queer ive ever seen.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **05-26-2017, 10:42 AM**

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.

John Whyte · **05-26-2017, 12:23 PM**

what is that a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> mating call? not today queerhunter

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