(05-18-2017, 01:19 PM)John Blaq Said:

(05-18-2017, 01:17 PM)Chasm Said:

(05-18-2017, 01:11 PM)John Blaq Said: lisa chasm sounds like the name of a fucking disease from the 1600's

Wow do you really think my real name is Chasm? You and Bilbo are a perfect pair as you both are special people

is it billy corgan?

Wow right back to the same joke that wasn't even funny the first time. I get it I am a bald male and look a little like Billy Corgan, so that must be my name.

(05-18-2017, 01:23 PM)BasIc biTch doCtor josHua reno Said: Is yer name hairless testicle with a nose?

Ok you lost me, is that your way of saying I am a dickhead?

"Hey DShadows, you know how I know you're a ? Because when I gape that asshole of yours open like a can opener on some tomato soup and spread it wide enough that I can get my whole dick plus both balls in there at the same time, making you the first ever human being to get BOTH BALLED, you'll fucking enjoy it."

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shadows ill cut off your moms titties and wear them as a hat. fuck you

G-rated XWF megastar.

(05-18-2017, 02:38 PM)Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz Said: "Hey DShadows, you know how I know you're a ? Because when I gape that asshole of yours open like a can opener on some tomato soup and spread it wide enough that I can get my whole dick plus both balls in there at the same time, making you the first ever human being to get BOTH BALLED, you'll fucking enjoy it."

I thought that was the only way anyone would feel that you are in with that micro penis of yours

your wife is a whore

G-rated XWF megastar.

"This is the 100th post and I made it just to call you a again, Chasm."

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As I look at the handful of messages I've gotten from people asking me to team up with them after High Stakes, or help them deal with particular rivals that have been thorns in their side, I can't help but wonder if anyone looks back on this and wishes they had treated my offer a little differently.

Take a good hard look at the person you're lining up with for the tag team tournament; are they better than me? I doubt it.

I get being skeptical of the masked man, boys and girls, but when they give you a resume like I did and tell you exactly what they have done, can do, and will do again... next time you should listen to them; or end up on the wrong side of history once more.

Yeah this did go a little off topic didn't it James? Still, at least you got a better idea of how this place works now. I don't know you; but you seem a smart guy. Rise above it, and the next time a guy in a wheelchair with a bulbous dick starts wheeling towards you, time to bread out the blades.

Mr. Raven, Mr. Cain, the Motherfuckers, America, and world may need both of you.

Fear not, America, your good neighbor to the north is willing to help. I can't speak for Mr. Cain, but James "Mother Fucking" Raven is in...

Mr. Raven, it's me Engy. I got this finger trap thing from a quarter machine and I can't get it off. Every time I pull the FUCKING THING GETS TIGHTER! FUCK!

Can you help?

Also, let's be friends. :)

The secret is to push your fingers together, kind sir. It will loosen the trap. See you later friend.

(07-12-2017, 02:48 AM)James Raven Said: The secret is to push your fingers together, kind sir. It will loosen the trap. See you later friend.

Engy does it, and is absolutely floored when it works.

Are you....are you a sorcerer?