It's no bullshit.

Sure, Danny Sex tasted a little penis last time he competed. It was Bilbo's, it was bound to be little. Sometimes tasting a little penis for the sake of victory is worth it. Sometimes some bastards need to get beaten, even if said bastards live in wheelchairs and are ultimately super sympathetic for being pathetic. Either way, maybe the next penis Danny Sex tastes will be your father's. That's right, just in time for Father's Day. Danny fucked your mom, now Danny will fuck daddy.

Mr. Sex: I'm fucking them left and right, bitches, satisfying butch and debonair and hardcore and switches! My dick's uptown, downtown, all over town! Next place is in your Papa's asshole!

Mr. Sex keeps his pelvic thrust in full motion in front of a rugged but beloved looking old chap reading a book in a chair, giving a thumbs up, as if to say he's okay with getting cornholed by Danny Sex, and he looks like your dad. He sips his favorite beer, just like your dad, and gawks at Danny's thrusting pelvis and exposed penis.