Taco
Director of Craft Services. Also a pin.
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05-08-2017, 08:33 AM
A pig falls out of the sky and lands on Dolly Waters, then falls asleep.
"Onnnnnkkkk.... "
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Shhhh. He's sleeping.
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Dolly Waters
Always.
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(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
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05-08-2017, 08:38 AM
re:Onk 2: Onk Harder -->
Dolly kicks out by slowly sliding out from under her new friend. She want's to say something... something cool, something witty, something epic- but she's not really good at that type of thing anyway, and of course, doesn't want to wake the omnipotent piggy.
Dolly simply scratches his belly a few times before walking away and leaves him sleeping.
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"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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05-08-2017, 09:09 AM
Graves tiptoes onto the scene with a fork and knife.
Mmmm... I'm about to make some bacon...
Graves leans over and stabs the fork into Taco's ass. Taco lets out a deafening squeal as he jumps up and runs between Graves legs tripping Graves up, and causing Graves to fall to the ground, stabbing the knife into his leg.
Ahhhhh!!!
Damnit! I'll get you next time, you stupid pig!
Now stay away from my woman, ALL OF YOU!!!
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