May 11th, 2013
Live from the US Airways Center
Phoenix, AZ





It's another edition of Shove It Saturdays coming at you all LIVE, from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona! We are witness to a packed arena of fans, all cheering loudly as this edition of Shove It begins. Dozens of Mr. Satellite fans have packed the house and are excitedly anticipating Satellite's arrival. The North Korean Champ is due to appear to make an announcement here tonight regarding the title and the fans can't wait to hear it!

Suddenly the arena is bathed in darkness as the speakers suddenly being to churn out music.



No one knows how to react at first, because no one has heard this song played for anyone in the roster. The confused silence doesn't last long though as a mess of pyrotechnics flare up and we see Mr. Satellite's robot appear at the top of the ramp. The robot spins around in a complete circle and begins to roll towards the ring. The fans pop with excitement at the sight of Mr. Satellite's robot! However, Mr. Satellite is nowhere to be seen. The fans begin to get anxious right away and soon the whole arena is deafened by chants for the North Korean Champ, Mr. Satellite.

The chants echo and somewhere up in the rafters, near the ceiling of this arena, movement is noticed. The movement is quick and within a matter of seconds we see a figure leap from the support beams and land right in the middle of the ring! Just as that happens the lights flash back on and we see the figure that descended from the ceiling was none other than Mr. Satellite! The roar of the fans reaches epic proportions as Mr. Satellite raises the title in the air. As this happens Satellite's robot has reached the ring, the robot levitates up in the air, passes over the ropes and joins Mr. Satellite in the ring. Mr. Satellite then drapes the title over his robot's arm as the crowd continues to show their love. Satellite holds up one figure like he's telling us all to hang on one second.



From there Satellite reaches into his pocket and produces a microphone. Satellite looks to the side and smiles as it seems he takes in the crowds continued enthusiasm.

Satellite: Who knew that several months after I crawled up from the sewers, this would happen? I have to say you guys are really showing the love and I think that's fantastic! Thank you for that! Obviously you all know I won the title and with that, I am given the opportunity to rename it. I'm really honored to be given this chance and I didn't want to take it lightly or just toss any old name upon it. So I took time and considered a lot of options. Finally after much deliberation and thought it came to me. My name is Mr. Satellite and I'm the champ.....so why not bring the era of Satellite TV into the XWF? It's high time this company embraces Satellite TV!

The era of Satellite TV? What the hell does that mean? The audience seems confused as Mr. Satellite grins.

Satellite: Oh....Satellite TV isn't a big enough statement? You guys are still a bit confused? Okay, I'll elaborate then. You see, I thought about how through the history in this business there have been companies that wielded a TV Title. A respectable title that seemed to hold prestige whenever it existed. I then asked myself - why doesn't the XWF have a TV Title? You know what, I couldn't figure out why the XWF didn't, but I did realize I have the power to change that. I could take this title, rename it and change everything. So that's what I'm going to do. From this moment forward this belt will no longer be called the North Korean Title. No, from this moment, this is the XWF's brand new.......TV Title!

The fans still seem confused but cheer anyway.

Satellite: With the name change comes a bit more though. Since this is now the XWF's TV Title, all the old rules placed on the belt are wiped clean. New stipulations similar to the ways of how a TV Title works are now in play. For instance there's now a time limit to beat the champ in. If you can't pin me in fifteen minutes or less, you're not worthy to be the champ! Meaning if you can't pin me in fifteen minutes after that bell sounds, then you've basically lost the chance to gain the title, even if the match is still going and you still pin me. If the pin doesn't occur within the fifteen minutes, that pin doesn't cost me the belt! What a great rule!

The fans let out some enthusiastic and supportive cheers to what Mr. Satellite stated.

Satellite: Along with that stipulation though I decided that defending the title primarily on Shove It , really didn't make things all that fair. I mean I could become the permanent TV Title holder if that were the case, assuming that is....if I don't lose it at the Pay- Per-View. Between you all and me though, that's got less than hair's chance of happening! So I decided to ask Shane, if I could broaden the horizon of this new title once I declared it's new name. It took awhile for Shane to get back to me with a response, but when he finally did, he told me 'Potato.'. That's right he answered my question with the word, 'Potato'. This prompted me to become extremely confused and so I repeated the question, just in case he forget what I had asked. What he said next will change everything as far as this belt is concerned. He told me...

Suddenly Shane appears at the top of the ramp, a lit cigar hangs from the maniacal owners mouth. Shane smirks at the audience and produces a mic, that he then raises to his mouth.

: I said - what the hell, lets see if you've got the stones to remain champ, even when you have to defend it no matter which show you're appearing on! That means, following Satellite's stint on Madness this Monday, if Satellite gets booked on Madness or Warfare....he has to defend the title! No matter what show Satellite is appearing on the title will be defended!

The crowd cheers with approval at the new rules in place upon the title.

Satellite: Having a new name for the title just doesn't seem good enough though! No, I think this title should look different too! What do you think, Shane?

: Seems a bit silly to have a name for a title and not a matching title to go with that name.

Satellite: Yeah, it does seems a bit off. I think I should change that though by taking a page out of the great NWO's book!

Mr. Satellite drops the mic and then grabs the title. Satellite tosses the title down in the middle of the ring. From there Satellite pulls a can of spray paint from a compartment on his robot and proceeds to spray paint a message on the belt. The crowd gasps in shock at first but then begins to cheer at Satellite's bold move. Satellite stands up and grins as he lifts the title up in the air! Camera's zoom in as we all see what Satellite has done!



Mr. Satellite slings the brand new TV Title over his shoulder and picks up the mic.

Satellite: So now that's been taken care of and all of you know just how this belt works, I have but one last statement to provide. To everyone within the XWF, I implore you to 'try' and take this belt. Give it your best shot and don't disappoint me! I don't have much faith in any one of you succeeding but hey....at least you can say you gave it a shot.

With that Mr. Satellite drops the mic and climbs from the ring. Satellite walks up the ramp with his robot slowly following behind as the fans shout and cheer for their new TV Title holder, Mr. Satellite! Roses and other trinkets of affection begin to get thrown at Mr. Satellite as he continues his journey up the ramp. Shane waits for Satellite at the top of the ramp and points at the new TV Title. Just the simple point from to the new title causes the fans to lose it even more! Both Shane and Satellite then turn and disappear into the back as the fans continue to yell their support.

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The Raycer
- vs -
"Contagious" Dean Moxley McGovern
- vs -
Robbie Lee
Triple Threat Fan Appreciation Match, 1 Fall
Anything given to you by a fan (or stolen from a fan) can be used as a weapon during this match.

Robbie Lee and The Raycer are the first two out to the ring. They begin fighting right off the bat! Robbie Lee takes Raycer down and mounts him, unloading with a flurry of closed fists.

Dean Moxley McGovern runs down the ramp and grabs a crutch from a fan!

He slides into the ring... CRACK! Breaks the crutch across the upper back of Robbie Lee and the fans pop! They loved it!

McGovern exits the ring and goes around asking fans for a better weapon and one of them tosses him a brick.

Yeah... a brick. Why the hell do these fans have bricks???

McGovern gladly accepts the brick without asking questions. He enters the ring and just as The Raycer starts to get to his feet... BASH! McGovern cracks the brick upside the back of Raycer's head. Robbie Lee sees this happen and charges McGovern but McGovern is too fast, smashing that brick right into the face of Robbie Lee and shattering it in the process! The fans are going crazy!

FANS: Holy brick...holy brick...holy brick...

One of the fans in the front row is shitting into a brown paper bag. McGovern likes what he sees and goes over to the guy, taking the bag of shit and entering the ring with it.

He lights it on fire!

Flaming bag of shit in the ring! Flaming bag of shit in the ring!

SPLAT! McGovern with a DDT on The Raycer! RIGHT INTO THE FLAMING BAG OF SHIT!

McGovern grabs Robbie Lee and hits the BALLS 2 FACE DRIVER! (back to belly piledriver)

McGovern with the pin on Robbie...


...1


...2


...THREE!


Winner: Dean Moxley McGovern

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Donnie Damage
- vs -
The Assassin
- vs -
Crimson Dong
Triple Threat Fan Appreciation Match, 1 Fall
Anything given to you by a fan (or stolen from a fan) can be used as a weapon during this match.

All three men make it to the ring and the bell sounds as Crimson Dong does a cartwheel, catching The Assassin right in the cheek with his heel. Dong follows up by jumping and thrusting his pelvis into Assassin's face and knocking him out cold! Wow!

Donnie Damage runs toward Crimson Dong but the Dong does the splits and Donnie misses with a wild clothesline. Dong springs back up and delivers a hurricanrana and after landing the move he continues sitting with his crotch in Donnie's face and begins humping!

Hump hump hump!

Hump hump hump!

Now Crimson Dong goes and grabs a large rubber dildo from one of the fans in the front row. He enters the ring and begins whacking Donnie in the back of the head with it!

Whack! WHACK!

The Assassin wakes back up and attacks, but his effort is thwarted by a flying dong to the face! Dong begins humping Assassin ferociously! Now he quickly pulls Assassin's trunks down and begins ramming that large dildo up his ass!!! HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT IT ABOUT HALFWAY IN ASSASSIN'S ASS! OH MY GOD! ASSASSIN IS TAPPING!!! CRIMSON DONG WITH THE SUBMISSION VICTORY!

Winner: Crimson Dong

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Bryce's Mother
(with Unknown Soldier)
- vs -
Sophia Sanchez
(with Greggo)
Wildcard Bra & Panties Match w/ managers
Unknown Soldier and Greggo decided they wanted to see what it would be like to both manage competing wrestlers. Now is their chance! Can Greggo guide XWF newcomer Sophia to victory, or will Unknown Soldier and Bryce's Mother prove to be the most dominant, and sexiest, force?
Sophia and Bryce's Mother will wrestle in their bra and panties. The way to win is to strip the other person naked.
NOTE: Each manager can post 1 roleplay to help their client

Both women are in the ring, waiting for the bell to ring. Greggo and Unknown Soldier are standing on the outside, eagerly awaiting this match to begin! The ref looks back and forth, making sure both women are ready when...

BAM! Clothesline from Bryce's Mother! She's a strong, independent black woman who don't need to man to tell her when to start the match! Bryce's Mother pulls Sophia up by her hair and tosses her into the corner. She starts running as fast as she can, which albeit isn't very fast, and collides into the same corner with a sick stinger splash! This is just unreal!

On the outside, it looks like Soldier has just up and left! Where could he be going? The woman he's managing seems to have things under control, but that's no reason for him to just walk up the ramp to backstage!

Greggo on the other hand is yelling every inspirational quote he can to get Sophia back into this match! It's to no avail however, as Bryce's Mother lands a sick elbow drop on the girl! This is not right!

Stepping out of the ring, Bryce's Mother pulls a, a dildo out from the under the ring! No doubt leftovers from the XXX-Treme match the Crimson Dong won a few weeks back. She comes back into the ring to see Sophia rush towards her and...

DAMN! Smack to the face with the dildo! Is the camera crew even recording, or have they simultaneously quit their jobs to ensure their careers aren't tainted by this? Greggo loves it! His client is getting decimated, but he's loving every damn second of it!

AGAIN and AGAIN with shots from the dildo! This has got to stop!

Wait a minute, who's that coming down the ramp?

It's UNKOWN SOLDIER! He's back! Where did he even go in the first place? He's got a bag in his hand! WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAG? Soldier slides into the ring and places the bag in the corner, then exits again. All this time, a man in the front row has vomited from seeing Bryce's Mother in her bra and panties!

Sophia crawls over to the bag and pulls the first thing she can grab out of it. It's, it's, a bottle of vodka? Sophia can't believe her eyes! Why in the fuck did Soldier bring vodka to the ring?!

That's not all though, as Bryce's Mother tosses the dildo out of the ring and grabs the bag! Greggo takes the dildo and...

HE'S USING IT ON HIMSELF! THE MAN IN THE FRONT ROW IS VOMITING AGAIN! IS THIS SOME KIND OF WEIRD PORN FILM OR SOMETHING?

The other contents of the bag are revealed as Bryce's Mother lays them on the mat!

A few syringes, filled with an unknown substance. A vial of goat urine. And a knife. This should be interesting...

Sophia's pissed now though! She rips her own bra off and tosses it at Bryce's Mother! Doesn't she know that she's losing herself the match at this point? Bryce's Mother jumps right at her and forces her to the ground! Yanking the top off that bottle of vodka, she pours the contents down Sophia's throat! HOW IS THIS EVEN A GOOD STRATEGY? JUST END THIS!

Next, she grabs one of the syringes that's filled and jams it into Sophia's wrist! As she empties the contents into Sophia's veins, Sophia begins to spaz out! WHERE DID SOLDIER EVEN GET THIS SHIT?

NO, NOT THE KNIFE! BRYCE'S MOTHER HAS THE KNIFE AND SHE'S CARVING SOPHIA'S HEAD OPEN! SOPHIA'S BLEEDING BY THE GALLON! END THIS THING!

Bryce's Mother isn't done yet though, she pours the vial of goat urine...

INTO THE GIANT GASH ON SOPHIA'S HEAD! Sophia's rolling on the floor, screaming at the top of her lungs! HAVE MERCY!

Finally! Bryce's Mother rips off Sophia's panties, ending this match! Greggo and Unknown Soldier enter the ring, Greggo's pants still on the floor outside. Unknown Soldier starts lapping up the goat piss and blood combination from Sophia's forehead while Greggo ties a ball gag around her mouth! The three terrors; Greggo, Soldier, and Bryce's Mother pick up the battered, naked woman and carry her to God knows where.

Winner: Bryce's Mother

Guy in the front row vomit count: 2 Liters

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X-Treme Championship
Luca Arzegotti
- vs -
Danny Devia
- vs -
Chester Brock
- vs -
Markus Conan
Toilet Breaker Elimination Scramble
Several toilets will be set up all around the ring. The way to eliminate an opponent is to smash a toilet with their head. One of the toilets will be overflowing with shit. Bonus points for hitting a piledriver on somebody into the shit filled bowl!

We arrive to the arena as we see the last of the toilets being pushed into place around the ring. All four participants have been brought into the ring already so that there's no way any of these toilets can be disturbed until the match begins! All four men stare each other down, hungry to get this match underway. The way to eliminate an opponent is to smash a toilet with their head! The single toilet that's overflowing with shit makes a treacherous gurgling noise, almost like it's crying out to be used! It wants it's shitty contents to be shared with the poor asshole who gets smashed into it! Bonus points for hitting a piledriver on somebody into the shit filled bowl! Luca Arzegotti, Danny Devia, Chester Brock, and Markus Conan are sure in for a test of strength tonight! As we hear the bell sound and this match begins!

We see Luca Arzwgotti and Danny Devia pair off right away exchanging blows as Chester Brock and Markus Conan do the same. Right off the bat Luca gains the upper hand over Devia, hitting Devia with a few punches to the face followed by a Missile Dropkick! Danny drops and Luca is immediately on top Devia. Striking Danny with a few mounted punches before ripping him off the canvas and getting Devia with a DDT! As this is happening Chester Brock is overpowering Markus Conan. Chester delivering a series of chops to Markus' head and chest and follows those up with a Hip Toss and a Springboard Clothesline! Conan goes down but Brock is all over Conan as Brock pulls Conan from the canvas to hit Markus with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. Markus Conan and Danny Devia have definitely seen better days as we witness them both just being completely brutalized by Luca Arzegotti and Chester Brock! This all culminating to the moment when we see Chester tear Conan from the ring and smash Conan's head into a toilet. Followed by Luca grabbing Devia, launching off the top ropes with Devia and smashing Devia's into a toilet. Both Danny Devia and Markus Conan have been eliminated! It's just down to Chester Brock and Luca Arzegotti now! Oh my god whose head is going to get smashed into shit????

Luca Arzegotti and Chester Brock climb into the ring. Both men instantly clash, matching each other blow for blow until Chester stops this by delivering a swift Headbutt to Luca. Dazed Luca steps back and promptly receives a Gutwrench Powerbomb from Brock! Luca down on the canvas, rolls around in pain as Brock delivers a few stomps to Luca while Luca is down! Arzegotti swinging his arms wildly through these vicious stomps, manages to grasp hold of Chester's left leg. Arzegotti wrenches Chester to the mat and immediately begins striking Chester in the face! Luca finally hits Brock with a Low Blow and immediately rises to his feet. From there Luca yanks Chester Brock from the canvas and delivers a Vertical Suplex! Luca Arzegotti not satisfied pulls Chester from the canvas again! This time striking Brock with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Chester Brock is down! Luca rises to his feet and climbs from the ring. Luca then grips one of the toilets and pulls it from it's place by the ring. Oh my god! What the hell is Luca doing? We then see Luca carry the toilet up and into the ring. Luca climbs the ropes, while still clutching hold of the toilet! Luca dives from the ropes with the toilet and....

and....


Chester Brock rolls out of the way, just in time!


Luca Arzegotti smashes to the ring with the toilet and Chester Brock rolls away unscathed!


Chester Brock climbs to his feet and slips from the ring. Brock lifts up a toilet to bring into the ring and cause some damage of his own. Chester climbs back into the ring, pulling a toilet into the ring along with him. Chester then flies into action grabbing Luca just as Luca was rising to his feet. Brock gets Luca with a German Suplex! Chester then yanks Luca up by the back of his hair and proceeds to push Luca's face towards the toilet. OH NO! Luca struggles against the force of Chester Brock, throwing elbows back haphazardly. Nothing is connecting though! Brock is using all his weight to smash Arzegotti's head into the toilet Brock brought into the ring! Luca is still trying to land an elbow shot! Oh god! Luca's head is getting awfully close to submerging into the toilet!

BAM!

One of the wayward elbow shots finally lands a target, cracking Chester Brock in the face. Chester stumbles back dazed and Luca Arzegotti rises to his feet. Luca then springs into motion hitting Chester with a Hurricanrana followed by Luca pulling Brock from the canvas just to get Brock with Lost In Translation (Standing 450 Splash)! Chester Brock is down! Luca Arzegotti rips chester Brock from the ring yet again! This time Luca lifts Brock over his head and tosses Brock from the ring! Brock collides with three toilets causing the toilets to tumble to their sides. Luca climbs from the ring and continues the onslaught on Chester by taking a tight grip of the back of Chester's head and pulling Chester toward the toilet overflowing with feces! Luca steadies Brock into the best version of a standing position Luca can get Brock into. Chester Brock wobbles back and forth briefly before Luca Arzegotti hits Chester with a Piledriver right into the shit filled toilet! The move causes the toilet to smash! Shit gets everywhere! What a disgusting sight!

Winner: Luca Arzegotti

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MAIN EVENT
North Korean(?) Championship
Mr. Satellite
- vs -
Kinwrathi
- vs -
Kate Astrofey
- vs -
Mr.Natural
Elimination Table Match
Several tables will be set up all around the ring. The way to eliminate an opponent is to smash them through a table. One of the tables will be covered in fresh, steaming shit.


The main event is about to begin and the fans can't wait to see this match start. This main event is an Elimination Table Match! Several tables are seen set up all around the ring. Elimination rules are simple, to eliminate an opponent you must smash them through a table. Naturally, because this is Shove It...one of the tables is covered in a steaming pile of shit! This match is going to be utter chaos as a unified question presents itself....who's going through the table strewn with feces? Cheers and screams are soaring through the roof as we get ready to see the first of the four superstars emerge from the back.

'On Your Knees' by Jeff Williams hits the speakers.



As soon as the music hits, Kinwrathi steps from behind the curtains, moving in rhythm to the beat of the drums. He turns to the crowd and grabs his nuts, he then uses the same hand to high five a woman...in the FACE! The woman shrieks and Kinwrathi shrugs as he continues on his way to the ring. Upon arriving to the ring Kinwrathi gets on the apron as shouts curses we can't hear while pointing at his balls. He steps between the ropes and looks on the booing crowd while laughing his ass off.

The lights slowly dim as 'Planetary (GO!)' by My Chemical Romance blasts through the speakers.



Mr. Satellite exuberantly pops out from a trap door at the top of the ramp like he was being fired out of a cannon. Mr. Satellite lands on his feet a few feet from where he shot in the air from and immediately takes off for the ring. Slapping a high five to random fans who stick their hand out as he passes them on his way to the ring. Mr. Satellite then slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle where he pulls the title from his waste and holds it up in the air. The fans scream and shout as Mr. Satellite does this. Finally Mr. Satellite drops down and lays the title off to the side. From there he stands staring out towards the entrance, waiting for the next participant to arrive.

'Monochromatic Stains' by Dark Tranquility begins to play.



A series of dark scrawled images done by Kate's own hands in blood and black ink appear in succession to the beat of Monochromatic Stains on the X-Tron. Kate appears in the recesses of the entry way thrashing her head and arms. As she appears more fully on the entry ramp her thrashing fits continue to the point of almost looking like a standing epileptic seizure. She motions to the crowd who seems puzzled by her behavior. Then she motions with her arms for the crowd to get on their feet. A few overzealous fans may heckle her and her response is always a deafening high pitched scream in their faces. Upon arriving in the ring she takes to the top turnbuckle with her arms raised in a V shape. She accepts the cheers with the boos, on her face is the tired look of indifference.

Finally...we hear, 'So Fresh, So Clean' by OutKast burst out through the sounds system.



A countdown appears on the X-Tron

10



9



8



7



6

5


4


3


2


1!

Fireworks explode. Then Mr.Natural appears on the stage. He tilts his head to the left and sneers at the crowd. He lowers his shades and looks at the fans in disgust. He outs his shades on and walks down the ramp to the ring. While walking he stops midway, tilts his head to the right, and raises his eyebrow. he then wals up the steps on the apron and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He looks around at the fans and raises his eyebrow. He steps down from the turnbuckle and step into the ring. He slowly takes off his shades slowly and raises his eyebrow.

All four participants meet in the center of the ring as the bell sounds and this match officially begins!

Kinwrathi immediately attacks Mr. Natural right off the bat. Catching Natural with a left jab and then a right hook. Kinwrathi follows this up with a knee to Natural's gut and a Belly to Belly Suplex. With Natural down and feeling the pain Kinwrathi then rolls Mr. Natural from the ring. Natural plops down to the ground and Kinwrathi climbs out after. Kinwrathi pulls Natural to his feet and guides Natural over to one of the many tables set up. From there Kinwrathi picks Natural up and slams Natural through the table.


Mr. Natural has been eliminated!


As this is happening we catch a glimpse of Kate Astrofey having one hell of a time with Satellite. She's been trying to catch a hold of him this whole time but Mr. Satellite has been running away and dodging her attempts. Satellite seems to be doing this in a mocking sense, he'll slow down or stop just long enough for Kate to almost grasp hold of him before he runs away, or rolls between her legs, or leaps suddenly in another direction! Kate seems to be getting more and more annoyed as this goes on. Finally she seems to have gained the upper hand as she appears to have backed Mr. Satellite into a corner. Kate quickly dives forward attempting to hit Satellite with a Spear, but just before contact, Satellite leaps high into the air causing Kate to crash into the ring post!

Landing behind Kate after that dramatic leap in the air, Satellite whips Kate around to face him. Kate attempts to hit Satellite in the face but Satellite avoids this by dropping down and catching Kate with Leg Sweep! Kate drops! Satellite moves quickly lifting Kate to her feet and tossing her straight across the ring. Kate flies across the ring with fierce momentum, slams into the ropes, bounces off the ropes and flies towards Satellite. Just before Kate crashes into Satellite, Satellite ducks forward and tosses Kate up and out of the ring. Kate's fall is broken by a table that was set up and waiting like it was fate! Kate's fate was a table to break her fall! That crash landing to the table caused Kate to smash through the table!


Kate Astrofey has been eliminated!


Satellite turns his attention back to the middle of the ring just in time to see Kinwrathi climb in. Both Kinwrathi and Mr. Satellite spring into action. Kinwrathi boxing both Satellite's ears and then catching Satellite with a European Uppercut! Satellite drops but pulls Kinwrathi with him. Satellite begins to get in some mounted punches but Kinwrathi counters this with a Headbutt. Satellite tumbles back and Kinwrathi starts laying in some punches to Satellite's face. Satellite surges through this and catches Kinwrathi with a Headbutt of his own! Kinwrathi grabs his head and falls to the side as Satellite gets to his feet. Satellite shakes his head to gain some perspective. It seems that headbutt really rattled up Satellite's head as it appears he's slightly dizzy. Regaining his composure gave Kinwrathi enough time to rise to his feet. Kinwrathi moves in quickly getting Mr. Satellite with a Double Underhook Backbreaker! From there Kinwrathi wrenches Satellite from the canvas and lifts Satellite high in the air. Kinwrathi tosses Satellite out of the ring and towards one of the tables. Satellite sees this and places his arm over his head as if to brace for impact.


BAM!


Mr. Satellite just missed the table but still crashed into the divider! Satellite lays in a heap near the divider as Kinwrathi makes his way out of the ring. Kinwrathi walks casually up to Satellite, while Satellite is down and begins stomping on Satellite! Kinwrathi then pulls Satellite up and into position to smash Satellite through a table with a Powerbomb. In the split second Satellite is in the air though, Satellite kicks his legs down and into Kinwrathi's skull. This causes Kinwrathi to fall back. Both Satellite and Kinwrathi drop backwards. Satellite then crawls away from Kinwrathi and makes his way toward the ring. Satellite drops and rolls under the ring. What the fuck? What the hell is Satellite doing? Kinwrathi slowly pulls himself up to his feet and glances around. Luckily there's a Kinwrathi fan in the front row that screams that Mr. Satellite ducked under the ring. What the fuck? A Kinwrathi fan? Kinwrathi is even surprised there's a Kinwrathi fan in the front row, but he listens to what that fan says and charges for the ring. Kinwrathi bends over, looks under the ring and doesn't see Mr. Satellite. As Kinwrathi stands back upright, Mr. Satellite comes flying out of the ring catching Kinwrathi with a Suicide Dive! Satellite must have traveled from one side of the ring to the other and then climbed into the ring to deliver this move for the sole purpose of getting the drop on Kinwrathi!

Satellite climbs to feet gradually and pulls Kinwrathi up to his feet as well. Satellite then hits Kinwrathi with Seeing Stars (RKO)! Kinwrathi is down and looks to be slightly out of it! Satellite pulls himself up and drags Kinwrathi to a table. Satellite lifts Kinwrathi up and pushes him onto the table. Oh fuck! This isn't just any old table though! It's the shit covered table! Satellite just noticed this and shakes his head. Looking too exhausted to care at this point, Satellite heads back to the ring and climbs the ropes! Satellite stands on top the ring post as he gazes out at Kinwrathi still laying on the shit covered table. Satellite then makes his move as he jumps in the air. Oh shit...Frog Splash! Frog Splash to Kinwrathi through the shit covered table! The table cracks in half! Both wrestles look to be in peril!


Kinwrathi has been eliminated!


Winner: Mr. Satellite


Mr. Satellite is still our reigning TV TITLE CHAMPION!


XWF officials rush to the aid of Kinwrathi and Mr. Satellite, as both men appear to be still down. This is the image that we are left with as Shove It comes to a close. The next time the TV Title is on the line, its new rules will be in place! Who will be first to earn a shot against Satellite TV?