Entrance Theme Music: "Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo
Entrance Description: Bilbo slaps his balls on the side as he wheels down the ring in his chair, trying to make sure the beast stays awake. When in the ring, he rubs it for a minute before eyeballing his opoonent.
5 or More Commonly Used, Standard Moves:
Smack to the face
upper cut to the jaw
Gut punch
DDT
Elbow Drop
Knee Drop
Dragonrana
Phoenixrana
Somersault Leg Drop
Shining Wizard
Clothesline
Diving Spear
Spear
Flying Clothesline
Flying Calf Kick
Gilmour Cutter, called a Gilmour Cutter. Because they're the best thing ever
Trademark Move(s): BRB, lolnope,
Description(s):
Top rope chokeslam, flying superman punch
Finishing Move(s): Facehugger
Description(s): Bilbo attaches his crippled body to his opponents face and humps him to unconsciousness.
Favorite Hardcore Attacks:
Pudding sock. Rape.
Additional notes:
Bilbo grew up in the foster system after surviving a partial birth abortion in his hometown of Midland, PA. His parents were a traveling man from Michigan who swung by Pennsylvania while on some sort of tour and picked up a homely local woman who was on the rebound after her FWB in the Department of Justice dumped her.
pin
See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
Pinned Your Mom
Pinned Your Dad
Pinned Your Cat
Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
Pinning You Right Now
Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass