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Robert "The Omega" Main · (04-14-2017)

The crowd is flowing forward through the Las Vegas strip much like a river. The people mostly tourist, always busy always moving forward. Moving towards the casino lights, like a moth to a flame. They are enticed by the opportunity to win and win big. They continuously move in the same direction, like a fish swimming upstream. Never actually taking the time to take a step back from life and actually enjoy what is going on around them. Robert is walking with the crowd with a beer in hand. He’s wearing his new AX3 cutoff t-shirt and blue jeans with snake skin cowboy boots. He looks through his aviator sunglasses while taking a sip of beer watching the crowd move through his home town. Robert stops abruptly posting up on the side of a building grinning.

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”Cadryn? I guess you decided to actually say something while Graves and I were playing cards, smoking expensive cigars and drinking fine whiskey. Puffing your chest out. Standing up for what you believe is right. Talking tough. Sending fear down the spines of? Well? No one! But anyway! Where has this guy been? Huh? The new and improved Cadryn! No longer the joker we all have known you for? The problem though, you decided to buck up at the worst possible time. Look at this clown literally"!

Robert points as the camera pans down the strip. Slowly zooming in on a clown walking towards Robert. The clown is far too skinny. He’s wearing a striped shirt like he's just broken out of some cartoon jail. His arms are nothing more than flexible toothpicks. The only thing that seemed right about him is his abnormally large fake white gloved hands and huge red feet. He walks like his legs object to all the weight of his feet. Robert starts to snicker for a moment.

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”You see it all here in Vegas baby! Now Cadryn! You ran down this list of things like people care about your sexual orientation! Nope! No one does! As a matter of a fact, no one cares about you at all. Your mother again, no! Well, I take that one back. I heard she dose shows south of the border in Mexico! How many inches can she take from a donkey sorta thing! Chris Chaos? Been there done that! You thrash Graves which I see he has already responded nicely. What are you so butt hurt about? Because Graves left a loser like you? Or is it the fact he was never REALLY your friend? All was well and good but then that buffed up promo you cut took a turn. You decided that you wanted to move on to me. I hope you’re sitting down because this is going to hurt a bit! I don’t know if you have watched over the past few weeks, or months for that matter. But I’ll bring you up to speed real quick. I dressing the way I dress is something that every single opponent has brought up. I look like I’m straight out of the 80’s. My hair has been brought up countless times! Old news, old material! Get some new lines will ya? You literally just spouted off everything Chris Chaos and Gabe Reno said about me. Did you just cut their audio and use it for yourself? See what you should be talking about is how I have taken the place by storm! How I have never been pinned to the canvas! How in two months I became the Hart Champion! How I am number two in the power rankings. How I am about to become a Trio Champion! Or how about the fact that I am in the hottest stable in XWF history AX3! Or how I can outwrestle 95% of the roster! I’ve done things you dream of doing but still haven’t. See there are men who dream and never make it off of their couch. There are men who dream and fail! Then there are men like myself Cadryn! Men like me that change landscape if this world we live in. Just think I have done all of it in a little over a few months. Now if you choose not to give me any credit among these things that I have accomplished. That's fine and well. Seem to be an infection around here, creeping into the people's minds. That Robert “The Omega” Main is overlooked. Don't worry though these fists will cure you! Seeing how the only thing you have to go by is attacking my looks and how I dress. Or maybe my curly hair with too much grease in it. Do you know what it is like to have curly hair? It’s a bitch! Speaking of haircuts around here there is one surefire way to tell if someone is a queer. It’s when their hair is cut like yours Cadryn! Let’s worry less about me and more about you! I may look like a douche and that’s fine! I won’t attack the way you look! I just state the obvious and tell you the truth about who and what you really are! I can sum all that um in a few words. You’re nothing!

You say your comedy bit is over and behind you? Funny just watching you wrestling in the ring is like watching jackass! You fumble around like a little boy who just found his pecker for the first time. It’s far from over. You are nothing more than a two-bit comedian. Even worse you’re piss poor wrestler. Every time you walk out to the ring those people in the crowd isn’t laughing with you. They are laughing at you. You just don’t have what it takes to be a wrestler. You don’t have the heart and when push comes to shove! You crumble and fail under all of the pressure. You always have and you most certainly always will. You’re like a used condom! Only good once! After that, you either get flushed down the shitter! Or tossed in the trash! I just described your entire career! Where do you get off being all high and mighty? Who do you think you have become? You are the same damn no one you have always been! Acting high and mighty like I’m supposed to be scared? If you ever wanted a laugh don’t worry everyone is laughing now. You're nothing more than a sniveling little bitch. Then you run your dick lips about how I lost to Peter and Graves? Look here peter cheeks. I got teamed with a shit partner. I never got pinned. Gilmour could never beat me one on one and he and the rest of the world knows it! My question to you there Cadryn, is what have you done? I’ll hold my breath while you answer. Nothing! You’re not going to unload on anyone! You are going to do what you do best get your ass beaten down to the canvas and get pinned. There is nothing you will be able to do to change it. See Graves and I literally have you by the balls. You can compare me to the Special Olympics and handicap kids. You can call me a

. In the end Cadryn, I out wrestle you. I out fight you I beat you! There is no other option. I am not going to allow some gay cowboy come in and do anything other than losing! I thought when I tossed that Joker card over my shoulder last night I had you pegged. I might have been wrong. You more like a clown"!

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As the clown approaches Robert watches in awe. The clown looked like a cake that had been sitting out in the hot sun for too long, buttercream icing all cracked. The hot Las Vegas heat cracked the clown’s makeup all over his face. It looked like a dry river bed only white. As he walked by Robert, the clown bobbed his head, the neon coils of hair rocking back and forth, He drank from his bottle of water without saying one single word. After thirty seconds or so he tossed the bottle into a trash can with red make-up around the rim. Robert watches the clown's orange hair bounce about as he walks bye laughing to himself.

”Maybe life after the ring Cadryn you could always come out to Las Vegas and be a clown. It would fit you perfectly. You actually think that you are a fan favorite around here? What universe to you live in? When you come on the television people at home and in the crowd fall asleep. They wake up dazed and confused. If they wanted to see some gay cowboys they would watch brokeback mountain. Or go to their local male strip joint. It’s their choice really. I don’t need a flashy gimmick I am who I am. I go out there every time and put on one hell of a show! Unlike yourself! You are the ping pong player and I’m the rugby player. There isn’t a connection! I win every time! Cadryn you will not win come Savage. Graves and I will put you back on hiatus. Now you want to be serious? You want to get into the ring with the best wrestlers on God's green earth you got it. Savage I will truly give you something special. An end. After all the smoke and dust settles Graves and I will carry your carcass backstage and dump you in the trash where you belong. See everyone will witness first hand as my brother and I take everything from you Cadryn. First, we will take your mind piece by piece. After your futile attempts to stop us, we will then take your body. After that, we own your soul. There will be no picking up the broken pieces of your heart this time. Graves and I end you once and for all. See the problem with people like you Cadryn, is your hallow. Full of empty promises. You lie to yourself and everyone around you promising the world and never giving. AX3 are the reapers that will bring death to this false Era of lies. One man at a time. Three stars will rise to the top of the wrestling world. Myself and my AX3 brethren. Three of us tell the truth. The others build their careers on fragile lies. Funny how quickly we forget who we truly are when we're blinded by rage. Wanting to give the payback, to those who hurt us. Cadryn you are lost. Unsure of who you really have become. But don't you worry. Graves and I will lead you back to where you belong. We will see how tough you truly are come Savage! Are you phony tough or crazy brave? Only time will tell! What do you actually think you are going to accomplish without a partner? And if for some reason LJ has the balls to step through those curtains and make his way down to the ring. He will meet the same fate. Carried out on his shield in a broken bloodied heap. Savage AX3 will have are hands raised in victory as we stand over the man who thought they could oppose us".

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Robert smiles as the scene fades with various shots of his hair and how he dresses

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