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putting you pu$$ies on notice
04-11-2017, 05:35 PM
Post: #1
*hits a blunt*

Im here to tell all you b!t©h boys that its time to watch your backs

*hits blunt again*

john blaq is here and hes the best damn thing smoking in these halls boy

*hits blunt*

pardon my french

*hits blunt*

especially all you champs.....or should i says CHUMPS! you better be ready for me to come and snatch up all your gold

*pops a molly*

matter of fact why dont one of you hoes come at me right now so i can show you a real

*hits blunt*

blaq

out....

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04-11-2017, 05:57 PM
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I'm fairly certain we already have a John Black.

Not that it matters, seeing as your both probably talentless.

Regardless, Welcome to the XWF, Rainman.

I ddddddefinitely look forward to you showing us what a real "blaq" is.

Whatever the hell that means?

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04-11-2017, 06:09 PM
Post: #3
go lick heath legers dead asshole you broke back faggot

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04-11-2017, 06:13 PM
Post: #4
Oh, I see.

You're that guy, eh?

You realize it's possible to ride a horse without being gay, right?

I mean, I do it all the time.

It's a shame. I figured you'd be a little more clever that than, but I should have known better.

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04-11-2017, 06:29 PM
Post: #5
oh great another loser joins us

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04-11-2017, 06:35 PM
Post: #6
riding a horse dont make you gay

*hits blunt*

but letting him creamfill your shithole while you grin about it like a freshly fingered fat girl...

*hits blunt*

that does make you gay. pardon my language

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04-11-2017, 06:37 PM
Post: #7
(04-11-2017 06:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  oh great another loser joins us

who the fuck are you talking about? you midtransition shemale

*shakes his head*

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04-11-2017, 06:45 PM
Post: #8
Replay:riding a horse dont make you gay

*hits blunt*

but letting him creamfill your shithole while you grin about it like a freshly fingered fat girl...

*hits blunt*

that does make you gay. pardon my language

That was pretty good, my man!

Naw, I'm just playing.

Honestly, you're just another untalented crotch goblin looking to make a name for himself riding the coattails of others. Except, in this case you're a former scrub, who changed his name to make him seem less like a scrub. But in reality, we all know you're still the same scrub that you were before, Mr. Blaq. Do you think it makes you edgy "hitting a blunt" after every word? It doesn't. You probably cough like a little bitch everytime you press that dirt weed filled baby blunt to your lips anyhow. And speaking of fat women, you sound like the type of dude who knows a good bit about them. I imagine your baby mama probably spends most of her time trying to sell the remaining balance on her Walmart card so she can get her daily fix. Walking around talking about "Y'all ain't shit", wearing dirty ass sweatpants with "Bootylicious" written across the ass. Looking like the real life version of Oscar the grouches nutsack. Probably even smelling worse than the aforementioned nutsack. All while you lay around getting that monthly check for the obvious case of down syndrome you're sportin.

Thanks for playing, chief.

Now get up on outta my house, fore' I get upset.

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04-11-2017, 07:09 PM
Post: #9
*hits blunt*

well shit looks like I touched a nerve. sorry I forgot you pecker swallowers are all sensitive and shit.

*hits blunt*

*hits blunt again to be extra edgy*

look here, you can parade around in your drugstore cowboy fedora and swivel on your rhinestone butt plug until your face is bluer than that one time you tried to swallow the entire horse's cock. i couldn't care less.

*hits blunt and puts on sunglasses to be even edgier*

but I came here looking for the big fish and you clearly aint one of them, so for you to sit here and cry like the one unfuckable goatbeast at a frat party, its a little puzzling.

*hits blunt once more for good measure*

boy I could fuck 15 fat girls in a pool full of dog shit and your momma's toenail clippings and it wouldn't smell remotely as funny as the notion that this is your 'house.'

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04-11-2017, 07:15 PM
Post: #10
Naw, son, quite the opposite.

To think that you have the mental capacity to upset me is laughable at best.

Not to mention, if I didn't spell out your material for you, how many original insults could you actually derive on your own?

I'd say, zero. So far all you've had are lame attempts at beastiality jokes, and depressing unwitty remarks.

You said you came here looking for "the big fish"..

Dude! You lost to Random!

Nobody loses to Random.

That's the polar opposite of a big fish.

You're asking for a pirrahna like me, when you lost to a minnow like him.

Keep on smoking that blunt, dude.

All your good at is blowing smoke, anyways.

As I said before, my house.

Bitch.

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04-11-2017, 07:28 PM
Post: #11
Man, somebody in the locker wants to be just like me, how sweet.

Well Guess what Blaq, I don't smoke blunts or any of that shit. Also, your better off ripping off someone else like Fatback Glimour or Shnse Carver or something.

Stop putting my name in the mud.
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04-11-2017, 07:30 PM
Post: #12
"youre so unoriginal! all you can do is point out how flamboyantly gay I am!" - the mating call of the verbally buttfucked

im having trouble recalling losing to this 'random' youre speaking of.

*hits blunt*

sure do hope youre not just lazily running your cumcatcher about some -other- guy.

*hints blunt*

you wouldn't just assume that two brothers with similar names and similar appearances are the same person, would you?

*hits blunt*

cmon youve said some downright remedial shit here but you can't be that dumb.

*goes to hint blunt, but instead stares. perplexed*

can you?

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04-11-2017, 07:35 PM
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(04-11-2017 07:28 PM)John_Black Said:  Man, somebody in the locker wants to be just like me, how sweet.

Well Guess what Blaq, I don't smoke blunts or any of that shit. Also, your better off ripping off someone else like Fatback Glimour or Shnse Carver or something.

Stop putting my name in the mud.

shut up you stupid nigger

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04-11-2017, 07:38 PM
Post: #14
Ironic that you guys randomly show up at the same time.

And before you changed it you both had that same mask on.

Crazy..

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04-11-2017, 09:38 PM
Post: #15
"Who is this low born meat suit? The man doesn't even have the boldness to spell pussy correctly. Why would any of us take you seriously? Begone knave. You're annoying."

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04-12-2017, 02:30 AM
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(04-11-2017 07:38 PM)Cadryn Tiberius Said:  Ironic that you guys randomly show up at the same time.

And before you changed it you both had that same mask on.

Crazy..

ironic that I point out that your IQ range falls squarely in the 'bipedal colostomy bag' range and yet you manage to make yourself look even dumber

if I put on a dollar store cowboy hat and buttfucked my golden retriever would you start thinking that you and i were the same person?

crazy..

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04-12-2017, 02:37 AM
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(04-11-2017 09:38 PM)Isabella Ravenwolf Said:  "Who is this low born meat suit? The man doesn't even have the boldness to spell pussy correctly. Why would any of us take you seriously? Begone knave. You're annoying."

what is this, 50 shades of people you don't want giving you a rimjob?

i dont know what a 'knave' is or how you have any idea what my spelling is like, but I do know an obvious lesbian when I see one

*hits two blunts at once*

let the men talk, would ya sweetie?

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04-12-2017, 05:24 PM
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(04-11-2017 06:37 PM)John Blaq Said:  
(04-11-2017 06:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  oh great another loser joins us

who the fuck are you talking about? you midtransition shemale

*shakes his head*

that makes no sense

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04-12-2017, 06:42 PM
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why, because i used too many syllables?

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04-12-2017, 07:11 PM
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(04-12-2017 05:24 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  
(04-11-2017 06:37 PM)John Blaq Said:  
(04-11-2017 06:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  oh great another loser joins us

who the fuck are you talking about? you midtransition shemale

*shakes his head*

that makes no sense

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04-12-2017, 07:14 PM
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I had to say it, but I agree.

Gilmour's right for once.

I guess the sun shines on a horses ass every so often, eh Pete?

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04-12-2017, 07:31 PM
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I've spent time in disenfranchised areas..

Mind if I hit that blunt, Blaq?


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04-12-2017, 08:05 PM
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i get a cookie yayy me!

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04-12-2017, 08:37 PM
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Has nobody noticed this guys blunt isn't even lit?

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04-13-2017, 05:54 AM
Post: #25
oh my god I used the wrong word!

hahahahahahahahaha lets all laugh at how stupid i am!

hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god what a fucking idiot!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha im such a moron!

*wipes tears from his eyes*

oh man that's hilarious. i can be pretty stupid sometimes ill give you that.

but before we continue our chorus of laughter i feel like I should maybe point out a couple things:

1. peter gilmour- you know what actually doesnt make sense? how you can allow yourself to be seen piggybacking attila the korean sasquatch. if i ever got caught trying to dip my wick in the zika progenitor id empty a turkey baster full of battery acid into my asshole and chant "i deserved it"

2. robert main- 'want to be gangster' huh? do you see my poppin' gats or turnin' hoes out? am i on the street corner with a ghettoblaster bumping some pac? the only thing i 'want to be' is exposing how all the gold wearing dick suckers around this special needs fuck factory are a bunch of stupid, spineless pussies. thanks for making my job easier.

3. cadryn tiberius- do i really need to go in on you again? rewind the tape. you are literally

and i dont want you thinking this is an exaggeration, because when i say 'literally' i mean it in the most biblical sense of the word

literally the least talented guy in this whole goddamn place. if you could be any less relevant you would be a vegetable. and not like a good one such as broccoli or carrots. you'd be a wrinkled cucumber sitting on the nightstand of a 300 pound cat lady, just waiting to be used as a masturbatory aid when the next episode of american pickers comes on.

4. lj havok- sure thing

5. mister nigger- shuck and jive you worthless monkey. you might want to rethink your 'yes massa' attitude toby, because gold or not ill always have time to whip a worthless nigger's ass.

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04-13-2017, 08:02 AM
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Soooo.. Are you going to pass it to me? Or what?


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04-13-2017, 08:41 AM
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Least talented next to you.

You left out a few words, dude.

But don't worry. Big Daddy Cady got your back.

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04-13-2017, 09:54 AM
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In irritation, witnessing the plight of those in need going ultimately unanswered, I storm over and pick through the crowd of my peers to meet John Blaq face to face.

We share a tense moment of "what the fuck's gonna happen now" before I, without removing my emotionless gaze from his reciprocating maddog, snatch the blunt from between his pointer and thumb.

"Gimme that shit goddammit." I take two long drags and hold it a solid 30 seconds, still staring Blaq in the eye, then exhale. "Stop smoking blunts, it's a waste of weed. Invest in a pipe. Good shit by the way. Also...if you popped Molly how the fuck ain't you rollin' balls right now?"

I hand the blunt to LJ Havok.

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04-13-2017, 02:13 PM
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(04-11-2017 06:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:  oh great another loser joins us
Correction Peter, another loser that joins us that will fail miserably here in the xwf

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04-13-2017, 02:17 PM
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John blaq who ever you are, I don't know who the hell you are and nor do I care to who you are but.....the last home boy that flapped there gums by putting us on noticed, he got his ass kicked. Don't believe me? I'm thee prime example.

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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04-19-2017, 09:52 PM
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John Black and I will oversex any of you!
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