Evening folks. Jane here. I have some very stunning, very bittersweet news.

Long time XWF commentator Dewey Gobblecock will be calling his last show with the XWF on our next broadcast of Wednesday Warfare. Our beloved Dewey has come down with a serious case of Bell's palsy and will no longer be able to perform at his required level- the recently hitched couple of Gaylord Cockshaffer and Mike Stump will also be retiring to help take care of Dewey in his time of need.

We wish Dewey the best, and pray that he will one day overcome this horrendous, commentator killing condition.

The XWF in response plans to really spice up our Warfare commentary team. I will be making the announcement of our new Warfare commentators prior to the Main Event of Warfare.

Thank you all for your continued support of XWF Programming.

Regards.

Jane
The XWF's Prodigal Benefactor

Let's send him out with a bang

If that's the announcer that keeps calling my finisher the wrong name then good riddance, get Barney Green behind that announcers table.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

I honestly can't tell if this is a pin attempt. I concede if it is.

My goodness! Why am I reporting this from the 24/7 Hallway? My mistake, Danny.

Jane
The XWF's Prodigal Benefactor