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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · (02-25-2017)

The scene opens to two Gen Xers gay kissing each other. One is clearly homeless and the other one is dressed up like Deadpool. NOCMM walks over to them and guns them down with a machine-gun, oh what a happy coincidence, the one in the Deadpool costume is a monkey. The homeless one wasn't a veteran, he was just a

so it's a good thing that NOCMM killed him too. NOCMM surveys the situation.

NOCMM: Well, so far all the Gen Xers I've come across are worthless new skool fags. It seems Burofag was just projecting and age is just a number; not at all a determining factor in the likelihood of someone being an old skool bad ass. He's a

rookie, so no one thought he was right, but it feels good to check and confirm the facts.

Speaking of facts, NOCMM checks the Internet to see if anyone has reported Milo's death yet.

NOCMM: It's been over 48 hours since that

they killed supposedly died, but no one has run a story on it. Which would be strange considering how public the murder was and the fact that it was filmed for a promo, but we already knew they faked that shit.

NOCMM checks Breitbart and the Alt-right news, hell even The Daily Stormer, the Wall Street Journal's #1 Fansite, to see if there is any outrage at their fantasy depiction of the death of one of their leaders.

NOCMM: The crickets are chirping there too. No one cares about their shitty promo, even the media

that are aching to report anything about their target. They probably watched it, saw how shitty and lame it was, and thought it was inhumane to subject the world to it. I'm surprised. They are much more ethical than I'd normally give them credit for.

NOCMM looks down at the corpses of the men he just killed and realizes they were cos-playing as his client's opponents. How droll. NOCMM sets their bodies on fire so they go to Hell faster.

NOCMM: Ever since I owned these

two days ago they've been in hiding. After this blunder, this botched viral promo attempt, I don't really blame them. All their promo did was make the new skool fans look even stupider and make the old skool fans think they're even lamer. Make no mistake about it, running and hiding to lick your wounds is the rookie way out, no matter how shitty your

promo is it's still better than nothing. That is how you come off as lazy. That's how you prove you're inferior.

NOCMM shakes his head.

NOCMM: Real men, real invisible men too, don't lick our own wounds. We find a cisgendered female woman, collect some xbux from her, and fuck her wounds. You have 4 days you rookie

. I suggest you make them count. If not, well then I'll have about 20 more promos to make and you'll be taken to the

HERO

XTREME

SEVEN

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NINE!

NOCMM easily finds a cisgendered female customer, and does to her what real men do as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode How To Come Off As Lazy and Inferior by Jim Caedus and Rookiepool
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