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Bobby Blackcoat · **02-25-2017, 07:09 AM**

Well, Mr. Main, I appreciate you seeking out my open mat workout from last night. Sleepy? You should get some rest before the big event begins.

Open mat workouts are not meant to dazzle competitors. It's for fans who choose to watch their hero prepare. That's all that the supporters of Blackcoat Enterprises did last night. Nothing more.

Were you expecting us to care about you and entertain you, sir?

I'm afraid that was never the intent. However you sought us out and have brought last night's training back to the forefront of attention. Happy?

Surely everyone was incredibly excited, probably THRILLED about your preparation for tonight's monumental episode of Saturday Night Savage!

Oh what's that? You chose not to compete and you haven't said a word about it? Oh... I see.... Well that's.... highly exciting...?

So you sit back, doing nothing, spectating without competing yourself, and then you chime in on others' efforts to explain how boring you are?

People who feel bored by the mundane tasks of others (I hate to break it to you) are often quite boring themselves. You go out of your way to feel bored and to express your boredom.

I wager you're the type who sits at home on days off saying "No work? I'm so boooored.. Nothing to dooo..." and then while doing work things say "I'm so booored, slow dayyy".

People like this have no soul, no true passion for life. Maybe you are an extremely boring person to be around, if you take time to express boredom over people enjoying their time more than you...

Good luck with everything, though. If you ever muster up the courage to compete on Savage, I would be happy to vaporize you and send you back to Boredomburg-never to dazzle us again. You'd be forced to realize that you are in fact incredibly stale and stand no chance in a world of whimsy. Stay on Warfare.

Farewell.

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