02-24-2017, 09:34 PM
Okay. Now you are seeing a rare, annoyed form of Bobby Blackcoat.
Mr. Lane...
Again, this is an open workout. This is not serious business. The correct information will be correct when the time is correct for Bobby Blackcoat to obliterate Tidbits' knee.
I'd preferred not to bring this up. But you've forced my hand.
Indeed Tidbits is heavier than me. I'd wager more than thirty pounds heavier. I'd wager at least fifty, come tomorrow night. I am training to stay agile, light. And that I am.
Why would I train to stay light? Because there is one thing that makes a heavy man tired. Running. I am going to run, run, run. And Tidbits will be supporting fifty more pounds of pressure on that knee. And as I kick it, and wear it down, there will be FIFTY MORE POUNDS OF PRESSURE bearing down on that joint.
Then, as Tidbits hastily, sluggishly, and clumsily chases me, trying to use that weight, and those FIFTY EXTRA POUNDS hit the floor, and all the weight is on the knee, that is exactly when I'm going to step forward into him, and kick forward into his knee.
All that weight is going to work against him, sir. This is by design. This will be a calculated strike. I hope Tidbits has gained a massive amount of weight recently. The more the better. The gravity of that weight will work against Father Slathe's vile minion.
Traumatic brain injury? Oh, there will be trauma. Every bit of it centered on Tidbits' weathered knee cap. KNEE DESTRUCTION. I will vaporize his leg.
I appreciate your attempt at damage control, by the way. Trying to take credit for Savage and Mr. Colton. I know the truth about your ties to Warfare and your opposition to Savage beneath the surface. We will all know everything soon. Big changes are coming, and Savage is where wrestling fans will find Bobby Blackcoat. NOT your show. Not Warfare.
This Wednesday night, fans of Warfare, please tune in because it is going to be an incredibly special moment. The first, and final appearance of Bobby Blackcoat on Warfare. Alongside my dearest friend in the business, Brother Broken Oswaldo.
Mr. Lane, I don't want to see you in that building that night. I don't want to know anything about you. Do not approach me.
As for the comment about church...
Ironically enough, the church is exactly where the perverted priest Father Slathe came from. And Sunday morning, he might be there again for the services of his creation. As morbid as this prediction is, we don't know how Tidbits will react to the surgery he will require to repair his ACL.
I thank you, and thank my personal relationship with the multiverse for your offer to attend church services with you. However, I would not feel comfortable participating in any church that excludes other faith systems such as Allah, Judaism, and Buddhism. I welcome you to join me at an upcoming Blackcoat Enterprises gathering, however.
Would you care to join?
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