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Bacon Burger
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#1
02-11-2017, 12:44 AM

A cook in the steamy kitchen of a hole in the wall burger joint somewhere south southwest is tearing shit up. Single patty, flip. 10 bacon slices up top. Second patty, flip. Fresh lettuce greens cut right then and there. Seasoned buns kissed by the charbroiled mesquite flame. Cheese draped with savory melting satisfaction. All onto a greasy plate... assembled with ease but perfectly stacked soon to be remorse that even the most uptight Vegan could appreciate. Even the special ejaculated secret sauce. He carries the hot plate over to a sitting Broken Champion, then flings it greasey jizz first into his eyes. He falls to the floor in pain holding his face, the cook takes off his chef whites and hat, revealing our local 'Radical' up to no good once again before delivering a devastating 'Rated R' front flip leg drop off an orange and blue prop table. Old Man Johnson at another table sighs and tosses his lunch in the trash, sliding in for his duty. The pin...

Mmm, mmm, X-Treme bacon burger for the Brother Bitch!

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#2
02-11-2017, 10:02 AM

Oswald kicks out with a vengeance! He would growl as he prayed to the Seven Deities to restore his sight and he looks at Reno as he crashes down onto a table.

"Brother Reno!

I knew you'd come!"


However, unlike the other times, Oswald doesn't say anything else, no. A good meal was ruined, and he was upset. So he went over to the table, climbed up onto it. He pulled Reno up, placed his head between his legs, then hoisted him up onto his shoulders. He then performed The DELETION! spiking Reno's head straight down into the table, and through it, onto the ground below as well. Oswald performed a kip-up looking at Reno. He sighed.

"Brother Reno... you ruined a nice meal. For that, you have been DELETED again, yesss... You are still OBSOLETE!"

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#3
02-11-2017, 11:21 AM

Well... shit.




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