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12-10-2016, 09:07 AM



Kid Kool sits on the curb outside the Vegas hotel he currently resides in. He holds a photo in his hands of him and Christina Nash, embracing eachother in the summer sun. He smiles sadly to himself, thinking back on all of their great moments together. He thinks about the time they went to the fair together and Nash almost threw up on Kool on the rollercoaster. He then remembers when he felt her throw up all over his perfect '#HashTagHero' tee..... he THEN remembers when she threw up a whole bag of weed on a random homeless person. Good, good times.

He then gazes up at the starry city sky, a small tear rolling down his cheek. He pockets the pic, before rising to his feet. He shoves his hands into his hoodie pockets, before heading out on the city. Vegas is beautiful, neon lights, towering buildings, everything a young party animal like Kid Kool could ever need to get down and kick it. As long as you have a huge wad of cash, there's nothing stopping you from killing a shit ton of time. KK grips the picture in his pocket, memories rushing through his mind. He can't believe he lost the love of his life thanks to some random wench. He worries she may never forgive him, and may forever be removed from his life. He heads to Trump Tower to meet with a certain someone......

- - -

We reopen to Trump Towers, the air wild with a chill not holding down, rain pouring with no sign of letting up. Kid Kool finally arrives with his hand clutching the photograph. He glares up at the behemoth building, knowing it would only be a matter of time before he stood face to face with the Chairman of not only Trump Enterprises, but of the free world itself. He took in a deep breath, before slowly exhaling... it was time.

Time to go back...

- - -

We open once again, this time to the top of Trump Towers, where we find Kid Kool knocking at a door. "Wait a minute!" he hears, before the door opens to find Donald J Trump standiing stoicly. "I've been expecting you." he proclaims. Kid Kool exrends his hand to shake that of The Don's, but Trump brushes him off. "Come into my office, kid."

Kid steps into Donald's parlor, and takes a seat. "Kid, I know why you're here. You want the Delorean, you know I have it, this I understand. But together, we can make things happen you wouldn't believe, trust me. Things aren't right in either of our personal worlds. You lost ya girl, I need the Spaniards to have never settled in Mexico. Let's roll, kiddo."

- - -

Donald Trump and Kid Kool arrive at the Trump Innovation Test Supply. Donald introduces Kid to the pride of his empire...

Trump: The world's first ever time-exploring Delorean, based right off the 'Back to the Future' model. Whadya think?

Kool: I love it, bro!!! Now I can do what I should have done before the night I lost my girl. Thank you!

Trump: But first, we're gonna go keep those nasty Spaniards at bay, whadya say?

Kool: In the words of Stone Cold Steve Austin-- OH HELL YEAH!!!

- - -

Sometime long ago, Spain;

A group of Spanish men and women are gathered on the bay, where a boat rests. They begin to board, when all of a sudden, a YOOOOGE portal splits the sky..... another ship travels through, crashing into the Spanish boat. The Spanish ship drowns into the murky depths, as Trump mans the wheel of the other boat. He cackles into the wind, "Ya fired!! Choke on those grapefruits, ya bunch of Spanish flies!! Next time you plan on setting sail, don't even THINK about America!" Kid Kool steps into the scene-- "FUCK Y'ALL! Cheech and Chong ain't even that funny!! >:^O "

Trump smiles and shakes The Kid's hand, before the two head back into 2016...

- - -

Trump and Kool step back into the present, where the pair are ready to right what is wrong. Don drops Kid off at Casear's Palace... KK sees himself speaking to Tesla VonJovi for the first time. Don speaks up, "Do ya wanna do it now or later?" Kid responds...

"#NOW"

- - -

The Kid from a few days ago walks side by side with Tesla VonJovi to his new ride. The two are smiling... when WHAMMO, a masked man smashes a coconut into Kid Kool's skull! KK drops to his knees, before the man tosses Kid into the back seat. He glances at Tesla, who's beyond frightened. He then hops into the driver's side seat and blazes off..... Trump walks up to Tesla. He calls out for her, and she turns. He slips her a wad of cash, smirking "Trust me.... you aren't missing a cent from what you might win. Have a nice day, enjoy a Penn and Teller show, and let the drinks be on me. Take care, hun." Trump walks away with a skip in his step...

Trump: No wall needed... though, those damn Canucks DID ship us Bieber. Might wanna look into that........

- - -

The masked man arrives at Kid Kool's Vegas hotel. He drops Kool on the couch, just as KK is coming to. "Kid, let me tell you why I did this."

KK: Why in the FUCK would you hit an innocent man in the back of the head with a damn coconut?! I was trying to help some chick rake in a thousand or two, and you nailed me like some chickenshit! Take that mask off and show me how ugly you are!

???: No problem, but trust me... you're not gonna believe this.

The man removes the mask, revealing none other than Kid Kool himself... from the future?

KK2017: I'm you from next year, I'm a depressed mess, and I have no girl in my life! You lost the best thing that ever happened to you when you took that jezebel to that fancy ass casino! You ended up with her...for a week. She's a HUSSIE, a FLOOZIE, a tramp! She left you for some two-bit plumber named Mario Luigi! He didn't even have a mustache! Don't make my mistake, don't lose Christina Nash. She's the perfect match for you!!!

KK: Oh..... well, there's something I need to tell you.

THWACK!!

Kool 2017 drops to the floor, at the hands of Christina Nash and a black baseball bat. She drops the bat to the floor.

KK: I'm me from 2018, and I already got back my girl. Note to future me?

#THAT_COCONUT_FUCKING_HURTS_!!!

KK: Christina.... let's go paint the town red.

CN: Let's.

Kid Kool rises and takes his gal by the hand, kissing it in his. They both smile, and Kid 2K18 drops a couple of Benjis on his 2017 self... "Here's a couple of notes for your trouble.......thanks."

Kool and Nash head out, as KK 2K17 rolls around holding his head...

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Joshua... what in the HELL are you on, crack or something? Trust me, my gal's all over that shit, I know a crack head when I hear and see one. You keep talking like some kinda smoked out psycho, and apparently you're now into rape and murder... guess I should watch myself around you, right, WRONG. You don't strike fear into me, bro, you make me feel like turning away cuz the more I watch your promos the more embarrassed I am for you. That fourth piece actually made sense for once, but GOD, man... bags dripping with blood, molestation, voodoo doctors, what in the HELL is wrong with that mind of yours? Bruh, if you want to make a name for yourself, I'd hope for your sake that it was a good one. Just sayin'.

I've got a tip for you. Focus. Listen. Understand. Put in the time, the effort, the practice and the sheer will power, and you WILL succeed... just not against me. If you want that brass ring, you need to fight like I fought, do the things it takes to grab the world's attention and leave it there. You're no Kid Kool, but you got this shimmer of talent... I saw in that fourth vid, and dude... run with that shit. It may seem like some fucked up b-movie, but at least it's not headache inducing. I'll see you in the ring come WildCard, and we'll tear the roof off that joint. It's almost time for the holiday of all holidays... after I whoop that ass, head off to Cesear's and win enough change to buy your girl a nice new necklace. That is IF you got a girl...

...I forget sometimes that not everyone is as lucky as I am... Merry Christmas.

--end transmission--

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