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11-29-2016, 11:04 PM


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It's that time again, boys and girls! Time for the annual medical check-up.

Blood pressure, urine sample, stool sample, blood tests, all that good timey wimey stuff.


"4 hours. 4 hours I've sat here and watched everyone else get the exact same exam and tests that I've had, yet they've all gone." Cadryn says aloud to himself in an empty waiting room.

About the same time that Cadryn displays his utter annoyance with the situation, a nurse comes from the back of the office and beckons to him.

"Mr. Tiberius?"

"Well, seeing as I'm the only one left, we'll have to assume that's me."

"This isn't a game sir, I need to speak with Cadryn Tiberius." says the nurse in a disgruntled tone.

"My apologies. Yes, I am Cadryn Tiberius. To what do I owe the pleasure?"

"Sir, I need you to come back to an exam room, the doctor would like to speak to you personally."

"The doctor needs to speak to me personally? Shit, did I piss dirty for Meth again? No, no. I haven't done Meth in years." he thinks to himself.

Cadryn follows the nurse back to the exam room.

"I'll need you to strip down, completely naked, and put this hospital gown on."

Cadryn begins stripping down, a look of anxiety on his face, he tries to break the silence with a joke.

"Generally, I would charge five bucks for a sneak peak, miss."

The nurse unamused continues to get supplies ready for the doctor, and exits the room.

"Why in the hell am I in here, is it my blood pressure? I haven't been eating very healthy, or maybe it's the diverticulosis? Either way it can't be good. Any other time it's in and out with these exams. It's rare that you are seen by an actual doctor."

Cadryn stands up pacing back and forth across the room, trying to figure out exactly why he's in this situation when the door opens.

"Cadryn?"

"That's what my mother calls me.."

"Hi, my name is Dr. Feengerbaum, how are you this afternoon?"

"Well, I've been better. I'm honestly just curious as to why I'm back in this room? Is there an issue with my tests, or with my overall exam?"

"There isn't an issue per say. We did find a spot in your stomach, near your colon. It is imperative that we do a Colonoscopy to determine what the spot actually is."

"Oh, you just want to shove something in my ass, that's it? Phew. Here I thought there was an actual issue. Well, pitter patter, let's get atter."

Cadryn bends over and spreads his buttocks exposing his anus to Dr. Feengerbaum.

"Woah, son. I'm a general practitioner, not a stomach doctor. I'd tell you to relax, but you're already doing that, so let's get a little more serious, shall we?

Cadryn stands back up and releases his buttocks.

"Sorry Doc, got a bit ahead of myself. So what's the next step?"

"We'll set you up with a stomach specialist, set an appointment and go from there."

"Then why am I standing here naked if you're not doing a retal exam, good sir? "

"I was curious about that myself quite honestly. Did you do something to upset nurse Thompson by chance?”

“She did seem a little perturbed, but I can't imagine what I may have done to cause such a response.”

“Well Cadryn, I hate to admit it, but nurse Thompson has a history of stealing patients clothes when they upset her. You may be riding home in that gown today.”

“What kind of establishment are you running here doctor!?”

“I apologize Mr. Tiberius, I'll talk to her, and try to get your clothes back.”

“Very Well, and I'll take a lollipop as well.”

“One more thing. Are you the the same Cadryn that used to be in the XWF about a year ago?"

"It's funny you should mention that. We are one in the same. And I'm actually back with the XWF. First match is here in a couple of weeks."

“Interesting. Well, we should have you all situated before time comes for your match then.”

“Truthfully, Doc, it doesn't really matter. My opponents aren't exactly the cream of the crop, to say the least. They are a bunch of underperforming...”

Cadryn pauses for a moment, ending the conversation abruptly.

And in that moment, I realized I knew nothing of my opponents. Everything in life has become a joke in my mind. I use humor to mask the sad existence that I live on a day to day basis. I've never been one to take things seriously, and it's very apparent that it has affected my life in a very negative way. Like an animal backed in to a corner, I have but one option. The only issue is, that in every representation of the word I am a coward. A coward who runs from his responsibility and a coward who runs from himself. Everything I could have been, erased by what I wanted then. My hearts as cold and black as evil can be..

If I could go back, back to that very moment, I'd change everything. I'd never have let it come this far..

..But I did nothing to stop it...

“Mr. Tiberius, are you alright?”

Cadryn realizes he's been mute for more than a moment..

“Whoops, sorry. Just thinking about how unequivacally irritated I am by the fact that my opponents aren't worthy of stepping inside the ring with me.”

“I see. Well, Mr. Tiberius we will contact you with the details regarding your future specialist appointment. Is there anything else I can help you with today?”

“Naw, Doc. I think alls well that ends well, as they say.”

A few minutes pass before the doctor returns to the room with Cadryn's clothes. Cadryn quickley changes and exits the exam room and leaves the building headed towards his car.

Logically, I should research my opponents. That would be my best approach. But, as we all know that isn't my forte. I mean, if they were half as good as they believe themselves to be, they'd be in the ring with someone more talented than myself. Ah, there I go again, making myself out to be the underwhelming talent. I mean, who goes around calling themselves Dawud. Is that short for “The Wood”? I've overheard the guy having a coversation, and needless to say, it's like a more terrible version of “In Living Colour”...

Or maybe “Martin”. That was a pretty awful show, too. And then we have Brandon Moore. The guy who literally sat there and told the most vague story in the history of mankind. He said he has some friends..But, apparently none of these friends have names? Makes me wonder if his friends are imaginary, or maybe he caught that austism bug Snow has been throwing around. Either way, not exactly the most threatening of people, the two of them.

And then we have Mysery. First of all, pal, it's spelled “Misery” and I imagine your ex girlfriend used it to describe the less than passionate, 14 seconds of premature glory you label as “Mind blowing sex”. I can't imagine you'll be too much of an issue, either.

Cadryn realizes that this entire time he has been sitting in his car having an entire conversation with himself..

A look of fear and axiety comes over Cadryn's face as he quietly mutters to himself before starting his car and casually driving off.

 I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear...

Perhaps I shall weather the oncoming storm..



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