Gabe Reno, with his Unified X-Treme Championship belt on his shoulder walks down the dark corridor Calypso is believed to dwell in. He reaches a door reading "Federweight". He turns the handle, and peaks inside. A red jump suit on a hanger dangles to the right, the rest of the room empty. Gabe whispers behind him, as an XWF Official tip toes in to the left. Calypso can be heard snoring but in the next room. Reno pulls a portable PA system out, silently walking it into the room and places it next to his somber head. Then amps up the volume to full output, pressing the green button on a microphone he pulls from his back jeans pocket.

HEY, BITCH. WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOU KNOW I WOULD GIVE YOU A NASTY LOOK... BUT YOU'VE ALREADY GOT ONE!

The ref is caught snickering by the cameraman. Calypso realizes what is going on and and tries to get up, but Reno smacks him across the face.

CALYPSO, I LOVE THE HAIR, HOW DO YOU GET IT TO COME OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS LIKE THAT?!

Calypso tries to get up again and Gabe knocks him down with an X-Treme Title belt smash to the face.

YOUR FAMILY TREE MUST BE A CACTUS CALYPSO, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PRICKS... BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE HALF THE MAN YOUR MOTHER IS!

Fed up and angry, Calypso kicks Gabe in the mid section, then gets up and attempts an implant DDT... Gabe brushes out, pokes him in the eyes and puts his hands upside down on his own face with an idiotic look to mimic Calypso's mask. Reno throat chops him, then piledrives the Federweight Champion on the cement floor.

I want them all, BITCH.

He hooks the leg, the ref gets down to count...