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Counseling Session 1 (Joy's Wedding Prep)
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11-04-2016, 10:54 PM

We open to a Payne and Joy sitting on a cozy couch inside a marriage counselor’s office. We can tell it’s a counselor’s office because of the many diplomas on the wall, the fancy book collection in the book shelf, and the whole guy sitting in a chair taking notes on the couple. In fact, they both have their heads turned in compete opposite directions. There is a sense of uneasiness in the room as the couple is sitting as far away from each other as possible while still being able to sit on the same couch. Both not making any eye contact with each other. The counselor attempts to ease the tension among the two lovers.



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But he is interrupted before he can.



I can’t believe you brought me here! We don’t need marriage counseling. Our marriage is fine!



Uhh… It’s really not!



Yes it is! You just love drama. And if there isn’t any for you Joy, then you’ll make some.



Why don’t you tell that to the little groupie-whore-policewomen you madeout with?!



That’s such bullshit! And you’re the last person that should bring up cheating! Must I bring up Matt Lennox?



Oh wow! Way to dig up ancient fucking history Hunter! Bravo!!



The poor counselor attempts to get in-between the bickering couple.



Now surely, there hasn’t always been this much tension in your marriage? There had to be some good times? Right? Hunter, why don’t you tell us about your wedding day?







Well, there I was, on the altar, about to marry the woman of my dreams. Then the music started to play, and there she was…



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Fucking beautiful… but drunk... but so damn beautiful…



She eventually stumbled onto the altar. We both said I do, and I, the Straight Edge Phenom got married to a drunk mess. It was so damn embarrassing!




Okay stop!







Back in the counselor's office.



Did I ever tell you that you like totally suck at telling stories?



Fuck you Joy.



This is how it went down.






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You think he’ll like this?




Joy begins posing in the mirror beside her. Her three seldom seen bridesmaids alongside her. All of them sharing a large champagne bottle. Joy turns her body towards her friends in anticipation of their opinions. One of them is sucking on some random waiter’s face and looks to still be drunk from last night. The other two are sipping from their champagne bottles from the comfy sofa nearby. The three valley girls look almost like as if the cast of Mean Girls grew up, yet maintained their stuck-up high school bitchiness.



Jen


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Anna


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Lisa


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Doesn’t matter honey. You’ll only have it on for like two seconds anyway.



It’s like probably too sexy. You don’t Hunter to cum too quickly.



That’s never been a problem before... Lisa, what do you think?



Drunk Lisa pulls away from the waiter to look at Joy. Unfortunately, the creepy waiter also looks at Joy.



Wow! I think I’m ready to fuck again.



Eww.



Being creeped out, Joy covers herself up in a silk robe.



Shut up. You’re better seen not heard… It looks good Joy!



I’m sooo nervous!



Oh Em Gee! Why?!



It’s my wedding day!!!



So what? I’ve had like 3 of them!



All I wanna know is there going to be any hot wrestlers here?



No! I don’t anyone from that Extreme Wrestling freakshow ruining my wedding. I told Hunter not to invite anyone from that wrestling company. Except his bestfriend Ray Peterson of course.



Mmmm, Ray Peterson? Now I’m ready to fuck again.



If you’re that nervous babe, you should be drinking with us.



Are you kidding? Hunter would freak!



He won’t even notice! DRINK!



DRINK!



DRINK!



DRINK!



Fine!



Peer-pressure being a motherfucker, Joy is poured a glass of champagne and downs it to cheers. She is quickly refilled, and repeats the process multiple times in a matter of seconds.



Damn Joy!



I don’t think it’s working!



I still have some weed from last night. That will calm your nerves for sure!




The girls and the waiter quickly form a stoner’s circle. Strangely similar to That’s 70 Show. With the camera quickly panning from one person to the next as smoke fills up the room. It starts at Joy.



This was such a gooood idea! I feel sooo… What’s the word?



The camera pans to Lisa, who just finished exhaling a cloud of smoke.



This is some bomb shit! You guys won’t believe who I bought it from… Kevin freaking Hart! Crazy right?



The camera quickly pans over the waiter and to Anna.



That’s not too crazy. I think Kevin Hart is Hunter’s good friend. Right Joy?



The camera spins over to Joy.



What is that word?! It’s on the tip of my tongue!



The camera turns over to Jen.



HAHAHAHAHA!



After Jen’s random laughter, the camera rapidly pans to whoever is talking in the circle.



Oh shit! I got to get back to work…




Damn right you do!



No, my actual work. The wedding has already started.



That’s impossible. Joy is right here! There’s no wedding without her. Right Joy?



RELAXED! That’s the word I was looking for! Wait… What are we talking about?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



I feel like there’s something important I should be doing right now…



If you can’t remember it, it obviously isn’t important. Hey, where did my sexy waiter go?



I think he went to serve at the wedding.



OH SHIT! My wedding! Where’s my dress?!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!







Back in the counselor’s office.



You were drunk and HIGH at our wedding?!?!



That’s all you got out of the story?! I was trying to say that I was nervous!



Alrighty. Time is up guys. Good first session. We made a lot of progress today!



Oh no! We are not done talking about this shit!



This might have to wait honey. I forgot to tell you earlier, I kinda booked you in a rumble match for the Xtreme championship tomorrow night.



YOU DID WHAT?!



Okay, seriously, you have a flight to catch and you’re already running super late. Get going!



Hunter gives Joy a quick death glance before darting towards the door.



Oh and Hunter?



Hunter turns his head towards Joy as he exits.




Remember this the next time you want to fool around with some whore!


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