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JIMMY GOT DAT NUMBAH!
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11-04-2016, 11:22 AM

Scene be openin' up in de bowels o' Hell, because dat fool Jimmy dreamin' while in his bed pissin' himself like a little baby would.

Dis scene be uncomfortable for to be narratin', on account o' what we be ssein' right now.

Dere Jimmy be, wearin' dem same flip flops he got at de dollah store in 2009. He got dat cheap tee shirt from de pier, too, like all de white tourists we get in Jamaica erry day. Jimmy a damn mess, mon.



JJ: BUH! BUH! Mon! Why I be in Hell, mon?!




Jesus, Jimmy. You be such a fuckin' idiot, mon.

Anyways, dis demon lookin' ting, he kinda slither up to ol' Jimmy and look 'im up and down, den he hiss at him.



Demon Ting: Jimmyyyyyyy. Welcome! Pleasssssssse sssstep over here to sssssselect your number for the D'Ville Rumble tomorrow evening!


JJ: Oh, right! O'course, I be forgettin', mon! Between all de pussy I be gettin' and all de money I be makin', sometimes it be difficult to be rememberin' what I got goin' on, my bruddah!




Dis muddafucka, mon... Jimmy don't got no money and he sure as shit ain't gettin' no pussy. All he be gettin' is funny looks from people on de beach who be tinkin' he or some shit.

So de demon ting den make Jimmy follow him o'er to where dere be a horrible sight. Dere, all chained up and nekkid, wearin' nuttin at all but his fat ass and his favorite mascara, dere be dat waste o' space Ghost Tank.

De demon point at Tank's ass and tell Jimmy what to do. It disgustin', mon.



Demon Ting: Okay Jimbo... just slam your hand up into there and grab one of the ping pong balls. Pull it out and look, and you'll sssssssssee your entry number! Ssssssssimple!


JJ: You be jokin' mon?


Demon Ting: Not at all, Jimmy. Thisssssss issssss explicitly what what Louis wanted usssss to do. Now peassse hurry, we have othersssss to worry about.


JJ: I ain't doin' dat shit, mon. Fuck dat.


Demon Ting: Well.... there issssss one alternative.


JJ: What dat be den?




Dis part funny. Dis demon ting den grab up Jimmy head from behind wit his tail ting or whatva, den he start to be shovin' Jimmy face right up in dat fat nasty fuck Ghost Tank's ass crack.



Demon Ting: You ssssssssssssuck it out!


JJ: FMFMMMMFMGMRRRRLL!!!!




Hahahahahaha, oh shit, dis be de best day of me life, mon! Look at him, flailin' around like a little ragdoll! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh, dammit, he dun got his face away from dat dribbling butthole.



JJ: STOP! OKAY! I'll stick me hand in dere! Fuck!


Demon Ting: Aww...



Awww... I agree wit' de demon.

But anyway, Jimmy den roll up de sleeve o' his shitty Hawaiian shirt and den kinda turn his hand into some sort of point wit' de fingers all together like. Den he reach back, close he eyes, and ram his hand up into de nether regions of dat fat ass, which be makin' a funny gurglin' noise.

I might got to go toss me cookies, mon.



Demon Ting: Grosssssss.


JJ: Shut up! Dis be your idea, mon! Oh! I tink I got one! I feel a lot of greasy little plastic balls up in 'ere! Okay, now I got it... I got it... I... got... itttt...




Jimmy put his foot up on de saggy butt cheek of Ghost Tank, den he yank his arm back as 'ard as he can, and dere be a wet poppin' sound.

Jimmy fallbackward onto his ass, doin' a full somersault, and den he sittin' dere in a puddle of loose stool, holdin' a ping pong ball in his brown shitty 'and wit a grin on his face for some damn reason.



JJ: I got sixteen! I'm goin' to win de rumble mon!


Demon Ting: Ugh.... you ssssssmell awful. I'm going to go hurl.



Me too, demon ting. Me too.

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