SteveSayors sits at a desk behind and in front of which are XWF logos. Steve is shuffling papers as the theme musicfades, in a rushed voice, and sitting forward in his chair delivers the late breaking news.

Sayors: This is Steve Sayors bringing you the late breaking news of the day in an XWF exclusive! As we brought to your attention last week the XWF's continued work on their new monster has been confirmed in a video feed captured by XWF techcrws in the Wednesday Warfare host Arena just a short time ago. In the video newbie sensation Thumper, speaks about bulking up as well as perhaps a boob job. What will she become?

In other news DeBeers is missing several rough cut diamonds, Seattle police havebrought in the usual suspects, one Benito Angelo is wanted for questioning...