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Here Are Your XWF Staff!
09-17-2016, 10:03 AM
Post: #1

Shane Carver, ??????

Where is he? What does he do? The greatest mystery of the XWF is its secret benefactor.

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Vincent Lane, XWF Owner and Chief Executive.

Former Universal Champion and Megastar, Vincent has hung
up the boots and gone behind the scenes full time to lead the XWF
into a new era of prosperity. Along with his Head Assistant, Roxy Cotton, he can be found in the big office on the top floor of the XWF HQ building.

Jefferson Jackson, Financial Superintendent

Jackson was recently appointed to be Vincent's business partner and right hand man by the Japanese investors from IWGP. He tends to rub the talent the wrong way with his conservative ways, but he's just trying to do his job, folks.

Jane Carver, Head of Human Resources

When Jane Carver arrived claiming to be the unclaimed daughter of XWF's patriarch, Shane Carver, things got weird. In order to smooth things over, Vincent Lane had no choice but to hire Jane on as the leader of the previously nonexistent HR department.

J.T. Washington, Director of Operations

For as young as he his, J.T. has a strong belief that traditional wrestling should be valued over far out gimmick matches, and over the top characters. While J.T. has always been a fan of pro wrestling, he doesn't have very much experience working in the business.

Dr. Milton Matthews, Director of Information Technology

Brought in to help shoulder the burden of a disastrous turnout for Savage events, Dr. Matthews uses his background and intellect to ensure the fans of the XWF are always the number one priority.

Paul Heyman, Head of Championship Committee

Paul is a legend in the wrestling business and a long-time partner of the XWF. He has managed shows, managed champions, and created permanent XWF events such as his signature House of Horrors match. He now serves as the head of the championship committee where he determines contenders for the prestigious XWF titles. He also presents the official XWF pre-ppv show, Preemature Ejaculation.

Luca Arzegotti, Warfare Commentator

Luca has done it all inside the XWF ring, and now chooses to take his talents to the announce booth. He also has a homosexual blog, which can be seen here.

Old Man Johnson, Warfare Second Chair

"Johnson is part of a union, so his job is permanent. He's kind of bad at his job, but we can't fire him." - This statement was true when he led the officiating crew for the last two decades, and is equally true now that he has moved to the announce booth after arthritis made it too difficult for him to continue as a referee. He still wears the shirt. No one knows why.

Steve Sayors, Interviewer.

This poor guy. Everyone seems to take out their aggression on Steve, and he's just trying to bring the fans of XWF the stories they crave! He's probably in the hospital as we speak.

Tig O'Bitties, Ring Announcer.

The newest XWF hire! She announces the entrants in each match and sometimes sings the national anthem before shows. Please don't rape her.

Nipsey Russell, Timekeeper.

A lot of people think Nipsey died in 2005. Turns out he's just been working as the XWF's official ringside timekeeper! Ring that bell, Nip!

Tommy Gunn, Head of "Pink Circle"

Tommy Gunn, XWF's resident vigilante, is on permanent retainer as leader of Vincent Lane's personal security team. At times Lane will lend the squad out to other GMs or VIPs of the XWF.

Little Feather, Chief of Security.

Little Feather does some modeling on the side, but is "chief" (get it?) source of income is as the XWF security headman. He's no-nonsense and leads a group of nameless people to keep order.

Chaz Bobo, Referee.

Chaz is just thrilled to be an XWF referee, and he may or may not be transgender. Obama made it illegal to ask him/her.

Mika Hunt, Referee.

The XWF is all about equality! One of the first female referees in the pro wrestling industry, Mika rarely fucks the performers.

Richard Wang, Referee

Ambiguously Asian, rumors have circulated that Wang is corrupt and open to bribes.

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