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Big Nate · **09-09-2016, 07:18 PM**

Oh HELL no.

Someone get Trump on the line, I need to be deputized post-fucking-haste here. We got us a bonafide greasy-haired Mexican tryin' to sneak on over and have his Aztec squaw drop an anchor baby in my backyard on my dime.

Not happenin', chico!

And where'd you get that there belt, boy? Who'd you steal that shit from? Habla what I'm asking you, motherfucker?

Fuck, man, these coyotes ain't even tryin' to bring over the good ones anymore. How fast can you pick an orchard worth of oranges, Pedro? What's your top mowing speed? I'm gonna drop you in the name of Davey Crockett and the rest of the patriots who got slaughtered in the Alamo because we NEVER FORGET over here, boy. Then I'm gonna call INS and tell them I made me a citizen's arrest... and I swear to baby Jesus if I have to press one for English I'm taking it out of YOUR ASS.

Pussy.

Nate scoops Payne into a high angle running Liger bomb, then pins him.

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