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#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (04-25-2013)

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**The scene opens in the rundown apartment of Bryce's Mother. She's sitting on a couch while multiple rats run across the floor in front of her feet. She's wearing a maternity dress and has rollers in her hair. She's also smoking a big ass blunt and drinking some Kool-Aid.**

"Hey honey, how are you tonight?

I see there's a big party scheduled for this upcoming Shove It.

Honey, believe me, I can shove it.

I want to bring that title home to my baby boy.

Maybe I'll call it the Bryceweight Title.

I see you boys talking mess to my little baby.

Honey, Bryce's mama don't let folks talk about her little boy that way.

Mr. Satellite, cracka I'll rip your other arm off, fry it, and eat it with some gravy.

I ain't no bad mother, bitch. I make do with what I have, mothafucka.

I wanna see yo' crippled ass carry that boy for nine months while coping with addiction."

**Bryce's Mother rubs her tummy region.**

"Honey, I got another one on the way.

I need money to support this baby.

I heard that North Korean Title carries a hefty paycheck. I want it.

Ain't nobody coming close to my baby. Nuh-uh, that white boy Mister Mystery better back away.

Or maybe Bryce's Mama want to lose the baby so she can keep that money for herself."

**Bryce's Mother begins to run that scenario through her head.**

"More money for me and my little Bryce.

More chicken, corn bread, and Hennessy for us.

That's why my finishing move be the belly flop on these niggas.

You hear me Mystery? I'm gonna abort my child on your punk ass, white boy."

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