It's come to my attention that some "Miss New Booty" here in the XWF has listed me as her enemy without so much as saying hello.

So, Hello, Kandi With The Bad Hair, try not to wear out your welcome as fast as Hef wore out your pussy. You know, back when you were posing with your legs spread while I was in second grade?

You could have made a friend, sister, but you wanted to make a name for yourself instead... and unfortunately for you? You picked the wrong one. The owner and the champion of this place is wrapped around my little finger because my legs are wrapped around him every night.

You should have asked before you spoke. Now you fucked up.

XOXO

Kandi Washington: “Adorable, just fucking adorable—some wretched little hag wants to call out the Queen? Oh puh-lease! I smelt the stitch from your beaten up pussy a mile away and darling, you wouldn’t last a single second in the same ring with me. I’ll run circles around you like EVERY fucking man in the back has done at one point or another!”

“But really? Are you really so punctilious you had to study my every move? I understand bitches like you are OBSESSED with the likes of me, but you have taken obsession to a whole other level. Since you’re feeling so froggy, then leap bitch!”

“I’m not the type of bitch to lower myself to whore’s standards, but why not? It’ll do me great pleasure to send you flying through those doors and when I do, don’t let them hit you where the good Lord split you, bitch!!”

“Just remember one thing, you might spread your legs for the Owner, but I’m a real fucking woman and I don’t need to be associated with some dirty little skanks like you. I don’t need to be associated with any of the other bitches on this roster. And I’ll take your sloppy seconds and you won’t even be a faded memory after I rock his fucking world! All you need to do is understand I paved the fucking way for stupid bottle blondes like yourself. Ever ask yourself what made you want to be a blonde? IT WAS ME, BITCH! Stop trying to jumpstart off of my BRAND and find your own identity because it’s not cute anymore; it’s just plain ass pathetic like your ridiculous large tits!”

“Oh and one more thing, you don’t look like a diva, hell you don’t even look normal! You look like the perfect candidate for an episode of Botched! Dr. Terry and Dr. Paul, I found you your newest patient!

Xoxo,
Signed your XWF’s Reigning Queen
Kandi FUCKING Washington

P.S. Bow to the MOTHER FUCKING Queen, Cunt!

Well SOMEone sure is pissed that she got too old to keep living at the mansion.

Honey, you're talkin' you're the queen but you're lookin' like a lab rat.

You want me to think of you as the Grandmama of the Peroxide Princess? Fine. You go be a GILF, I don't give a fuck. Just because you were in the same issue of Playboy as Marilyn Monroe doesn't make you an icon, sweetheart, it just makes you old.

Crawl back to Hugh out there in Vegas, sugar, he might need you to go back to your old job of jamming a Viagra suppository up his crusty ass. He might even put you in the "Where Are They Now?" update near the back of the magazine. Face it, bitch, you haven't been centerfold quality since Bush was in office, and in style to boot.

And by the way, you worn out Tara Reid clone, my man wouldn't go anywhere near your catcher's mitt of a cooze if his life depended on it. He only fucks real women.

Shave your snatch, Granny Smith, it's 2016 now. Your generation is Hashtag, Over.

The Queen is dead. All hail the Queen.

Kandi Washington: “Aw, look who decided to reply to yours truly once again. You must really love my sexy ass because you just keep coming back for more, just like your man does! I know you’re a like a doorknob—EVERYBODY gets a fucking try, but why so crazed and obsessed over my pink, tight,. andSMOOTH pussy? Are you a lesbian? I’ve let a bitch lick in the past, but I want my 15% because it makes you famous afterwards! You don’t have to worry I really don’t want your sloppy seconds because I have a sexy twenty-one-year-old boy toy who makes your man look OVERRATED! And I know for a fact if Jakey was on this very roster, he would take EVERYTHING from your man and then he will be as broke, homeless, and PATHETIC as you!”

“Since I am feeling fucking charitable, which doesn’t happen very often, I am going to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity to work for a real woman. You can pick what Kandi Land you want to work in. I have one in Vegas, LA. Dallas, Manhattan, and the big city of Miami! I told you I am a rich bitch and honey, I can do wonders for you. It’s just too bad you have no fucking respect! So get on the pole, whore! You’re very welcome, bitch!”

“So please, next time you want to be so damn punctilious, check yourself before you wreck yourself because bitches are not allowed to come for me, unless I send for them. I haven’t even sent out a whore alert yet!”

“Just ONE more thing, you punctilious bitch: for our match on Warfare, can you make sure to wear a pad because I don’t want your piss anywhere near my royal QUEENDOM! I am going to beat the fucking piss out of you! When I hit the FINAL LICK, you’re going to feel old, very old, so old you will be diagnosed with dementia because it’s a pretty HARD kick to the head. I know the only thing you have flying at your face are balls, so it’s going to be a change in atmosphere for you.

Toodles.


Xoxo,
Signed your XWF’s Reigning Queen
Kandi FUCKING Washington

P.S. Bow to the MOTHER FUCKING Queen, Cunt!

Listen, Cougartown -

Put down the dictionary and stop trying to make punctilious happen, okay Gretchen Weiners?

You are seriously making me LOL over here. Some washed up ex-flapper from the Roaring 20s thinks she can take my man from me? Please, bitch, you're like five years older than he is! Just because your slab of meat got cradle robbed right off the High School bus doesn't mean you're what young, successful men want!

Oh, and I've heard of Kandi Land. Some of the girls who work at my club walked out of those dirty scumholes because they didn't want to give ten dollar handies in the VIP. They come to the Rox because they can make money and still have some class, unlike you and your human trafficking ring disguised as a titty bar.

And you know something else, suge? I DO like the taste of a woman from time to time. Me and Vinnie pick the best and the brightest to come home with us every weekend, and it's always the time of their life. Maybe if you ever decide to stop putting on a front and cool those discount-quality tits of yours, you can give me a real apology and get into those good graces with the two of us.

Maybe.

Loverboy wanders in, holding his massive title belt and sucking on a lollipop.

Rox, dude, what's going on in here... it sounds like two alley cats mating!

The megastar finally notices the second blonde in the room, and quickly looks her up and down. Twice. He doesn't get quite all the way back up to her face the second time, though.

Oh... hey there. Who's your new friend, Roxy? She's looking pretty good!

Loverboy's throat bobs up and down when he sees the icy stare coming from his girl.

Her eyes are on her face, Vinnie!

"Hi, Kandi. Head's up, if Jakey comes here, I will seriously rape him. Ask Lane, that's how I roll."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Loverboy walks toward Roxy and puts a hand on her shoulder, smiling from behind her at the new girl in town.

Relaaaaaax, chica!

Damn, when did you start getting all jealous? You know you're always my number one, babe, but you also know how I love my menages... namely, I prefer them a trois.

Besides, why aren't you chicks getting along? It looks like you use the same bleach, and I bet you even got your noses done at the same place! You two might be soul sisters!

Lemme borrow your vape, babe.

(07-18-2016, 07:53 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hi, Kandi. Head's up, if Jakey comes here, I will seriously rape him. Ask Lane, that's how I roll."

He's not kidding. It's an HR nightmare, trust me.

Why do you hate me? Roxy emailed me that you hate me. I wanted to be friends.

<3 Gator <3

Roxy blushes when Ginger walks in.

Oh... Hi Ginger... did you get my other emails? Or texts? I tried adding you on Insta, too...

Here we see two bleach blonde trash bag whores that are more plastic than human arguing over petty issues. You know, they have ways to insert the same silicone they put into your tits into your asses. Maybe then, either of you could begin to hold a candle to my figure. Too bad they can't do the same thing for your intelligence.

Fuck off, Ophelia. You have a penis.

Way to disprove how petty you are, babe. Jeez, it feels like I'm surrounded by dim-witted cheerleaders. Oh, wait...

I'm not into girls, Roxy. I'm sorry. And Vinnie hurt my feelings before. He needs to apologise.

<3 Gator <3

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, Ginger... just come spend the night. We'll have a slumber party! We can watch movies, play games, give each other makeovers, play some kissing games...

Vinnie, tell Ginger you're sorry for all that shit from before! You hurt her feelings!

Oh, Kandi. You're not the queen here. I am. And you can eat my crusty shithole.

(07-19-2016, 04:11 PM)MARIA BRINK Said: Oh, Kandi. You're not the queen here. I am. And you can eat my crusty shithole.

Oh lort oh lort, its her again... didn't Glimour wanted you to be banished?