Only couples are allowed to eat here. Singles can fuck off.

Why can't singles eat here?

Because I want to feel special.

Overall Record: 2-8-1.

1x Federweight Champion.

Shitlist: Izzy Ravenwolf, Nate Higgers.

“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.”
― Anatole France

Unknown Soldier comes into the room dragging the dead lifeless corpse of some poor middle aged woman behind him by her left foot. A trail of blood and guts follows behind her along with a swarm of flies. Soldier drags her across the floor like a child towing a stuffed animal behind them. He sets her up in a seat at the table and she immediately plummets to the ground. He rummages her up from off the floor and back into the seat, neatly arranging her in a specific position so as not to fall this time.

Unknown Soldier: "Thanks for the invite Nico, I'd like you to meet my date...."

He pauses for a moment, searching his eyes up at the ceiling, looking like he's pulling some random name off the top of his head as he probably has no clue what the dead woman's actual name is. He looks back at her as if she's going to give some type of answer, to which she of course doesn't.

Unknown Soldier: "You'll have to forgive her Nico, she's a bit stiff today..."

Tommy see's Solider's dead date and in "shock" he told him this.


Solider, If you like fuking corpses, then you should head down to Dirt Dog Cementary. They got the most fresh dead female corpses you could have at your disposal. Also, how's your time back in XWF?

He noticed Nico and his lover.


Sorry to interrupt y'all, but you guys sure do love to SHOVE It to the world you love one another. I hope y'all last eh'

He's on his Shotgun Keyboard pounding away an off key "love song".