The Show opens to the Ford Center in Oklahoma City. Shane-o-mac Bry and Vince Russo stand mid-ring, ready to announce the opening intro to this super special event!

VR: "Shut up all you fuckers with your stupid cheers and listen to the GREATEST PERSONALITY IN WRESTLING HISTORY (next to me) SHANE-O-MAC BRY~!!!1"

Shane-o-mac Bry: Thank you, Vinny-Ru. Now, this whole night is dedicated to two great men; THE Mac Bry, and former Madness GM-- Paul Heyman!!!

MANY boos at the mention of both these names.

SMB: Tonight, TMB will face off against XWF icons in ten different matches, and IF he wins all ten, then he will receive an Anarchy Title match! IF he wins at least half, then he'll get an Anarchy tag title shot with a partner of his choosing! Now, let's kick start things with a barbecue!!! We promised Paul Heyman, but we've got three other pieces of meat to throw on the grill! Not too long till 4th of July, let the fireworks go off in this biz-nitch!

"This is Extreme" by Harry Slash and the Slash-tones plays as Ann Thraxx [the real one], Ann-Thraxxx McVeigh, Zak Misery, Jeffree Star, Davey Havok, Blood on the Dance Floor, The Butcher Babies, Black Veil Brides, raYne, Tony Spaghetti, Martyr, Ophelia, Kid Kool, Sincere Lee Wild, Theo Price, Willam Belli, The Crimson Schlong, Greggo's Room Mate Dookie, Maria Brink the 3rd, Christine Nash , Lou E. Dangerously, Mike Hunt, Jack Hoff and Cyren and Scorpio also all come to the goddamned ring at the exact same time. They carry Paul, Ozymandias, John Madison and Shane in shackles, bondage, mouth gags, feces, cum and pig's blood. All four of the XWF legends cry like a pack of bitches.

SMB: Techies, lower the grill!!!

A huge grill is lowered to the center of the ring, before Russo lights five matches on his knee and tosses them all into the pit, causing a massive fire to erupt. After Sincere Lee shits in Paul Heyman's mouth and slaps him across the face, and Christine Nash uppercuts Paul in the go-nards and fucks him in the ass with a razor-wire and high-voltage electric dildo before ripping his ass cheeks apart and spreading his ass blood all over the mat. Theo Price kicks Ozymandias in the nuts and bites his ear off and spits it down his throat, and Scorpio rips off Madison's head and kicks it into the fans like a soccer ball and Roseanne Barr catches it and Scorpio cock slaps Madison and Scorpio bitch slaps Madison and Scorpio farts in Madison's mouth and Scorpio takes a shank and guts Madison and Scorpio rips out Madison's rib cage and Scorpio takes off his boot and shoves it up Madison's ass and Scorpio takes a pin and needle and Scorpio threads Madison's mouth together right after Jefree Star shits in Madison's mouth and Scorpio and Jefree Star sing "Rock You Like a Hurricane" and Jack Hoff and Mike Hunt kill Scorpio and Jefree Star for butchering the best rock song ever and then they also KILL THE BUTCHER BABIES BUT THEN THE BUTCHER BABIES COME BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES AND KILL HOFF AND HUNT and then Dookie cock slaps Madison. Oh, and Shane gets thumped on the nose by Black Rayne who comes out of the crowd and then Black Rayne and Shane share one last french kiss. The stars all toss the four XWF staples into the pit, up and over the apron from the outside and they cry as their flesh is melted and falls from their muscle tissue, and it doesn't take long before all four are masses of goo in the middle of a fucking 10 foot grill and Willam Belli pisses on them. Crimson Schlong jerks off on them, and Maria Brink the 3rd is eating a ham sandwhich with Hoff and Hunt. raYne is thrown in too. Tony spaghetti laughs cuz once, a long time ago, outside this same arena, in a company called MCW, raYne lit Tony on fire and killed him. Don't ask.

Everyone tosses in trash and stuff to make the flame grow higher and melt the five men inside. Now they're all dead.

SMB: And so, with that taken care of, all of us are going to eat this human meat while we sit out in the audience. Mac Bry, get the fuck out here so we can get to the good shit!

All twenty or thirty or so people scoop the burnt flesh and muscle and organs and clothes and leather trenchcoat that raYne always wears even when it's fucking 200 degrees outside and they sit in the front and second row and "Remember Me" by Eric Minnesota plays and a cannon is rolled out to the stage while the grill is smothered and removed from the ring. Once the grill is gone, the cannon fires and MB flies through the air and smashes into a turnbuckle and falls unconcious to the canvas. He didn't die. Dammit.

Eli James comes out to "Anti-Christ Superstar" by Marilyn Manson. Eli walks down to the ring carrying a huge cross on his back, before setting it outside on a podium. Eli rolls into the ring and pulls MB to his feet. He repeatedly boots MADISON'S BACK AND HE IS PISSED OFF AND ALSO CHARRED HALF TO DEATH BUT HE KILLS ELI. Eli goes to heaven cuz he's a good Christian boy. John is PISSED THE FUCK OFF AFTER ALL THAT SHIT HE WENT THROUGH PREVIOUSLY. He takes the cross and tries to put MB on the cross but MB kicks Madison in the nuts and cock slaps Madison and bitch slaps Madison and farts in Madison's mouth and takes a shank and guts Madison and rips out Madison's rib cage and takes off his boot and shoves it up Madison's ass and takes a pin and needle and threads Madison's mouth together right after Willam Belli shits in Madison's mouth. Then Mac Bry crucifies Madison. Eli forfeits.

WINNER: THE Mac Bry

"Lowrider" by War plays and Hunter Payne rides down to the ring and cock slaps Mac Bry, knocking him out cuz Hunter has a HUGE FUCKING MONSTER COCK and he tosses MB in the trunk before driving out to the parking lot. Hunter drops MB on the gravel and starts spanking him on the ass with a chain attached to a BUTCHER BABIES CD. Hunter then invites Maria Brink the 3rd to come out and piss on Mac Bry, which he does. I mean she. I think. Mister Brink eats another ham sammich and burps in Hunter's face. Hunter reminds Maria he's straight edge and that second hand gas is deadly. He then eats Maria's face. And sandwhich. Hunter wins cuz he's Mexican.

Hunter Payne wins cuz he's Mexican.

Now Hunter throws Mac back into the arena all the way from the outside. Classic Peter Gilmour returns and pulls MB to a swimming pool filled with parm. He tosses Mac into the parm pool and here comes The Blood on the Dance Floor. They both start singing about pirates and sex and some kid named Billy Jean and then they fuck a one year old baby. Oh wait, that was that Adam Sandler lookin' fucktard from lostprophets. He invades the match and fucks a one year old baby. The Black Veil Brides come along and kill that guy and The Blood on the Dance Floor and Minxs' long lost relative Missing Linxs comes along and has a ref's shirt on and MB shoves his tongue down the baby the Classic PG and wins via gay.

WINNER: THE Mac Gay, the gayest gay

Now John Austin hops into the pool and eats all the parm and now he's a fat fuck. Austin smashes a light tube over Mac's head and blood starts spilling into the pool. Classic PG stands up and pisses on MB and shits on MB and cuts off his dick and wears it like a necklace and jacks off all over Mac Bry GODDAMMIT IS THIS WRESTLING OR REDTUBE?! Gilmour leaves and then Austin pisses on MB and shits on MB and cuts off his own dick and wears it like a necklace and jacks off all over MB leaving his seed all over MB and then he does the deed. Which means is he is he slammed him through a GODDAMN GLASS TABLE CUZ THIS IS A GLASS MATCH NOT A CUM MATCH. Plus Austin cums glass. Austin eats a ham sammich.

Austin eats a ham sammich.

Minxs comes out of the closet. Minxs comes out to the pool and since Mac Bry is already bleeding all over the fucking place Minxs wins this blood bath match cuz she isn't bleeding WAIT SHE JUST HAD HER PERIOD ALL OVER SUPERNOVA!!!

MB wins cuz period blood.

Minxs comes into the pool anyway so she can beat the fuck out of Mac Bry and raYne who just magically appeared there even though he's dead again and turned into hamburger meat. Minxs and Zak Misery beat the holy living fuck out of both MB and Rayne, slamming them into glass objects and the sides of the pool and also Minxs and Zak are making out cuz incest is hawt. Zak pisses all over FRODO FRODO FRODO I wanna just ask is this enough cum and poop and pee-pee for this show to be as good as yours? No? Ok. THE CEILING OPENS AND IT'S LITERALLY RAINING SHIT, PISS AND SEMEN!!! AND RAYNE!!! RAYNE IS DEAD! Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. There's raYne and he's got his tag partner Satan and they're beating the shit out of Mac Bry and raYne. Two Raynes? TWO RAYNES, BITCH, THAt's more than one I don't even fucking know what I'm doing anymore.

WINNER: Fall Out Boy

Mac Bry is magically within the confines of the Asylum Cage Match and he is at full health and not covered in shit and piss and cum anymore. MB irish whips Ann into the ropes, she comes back and hits an enziguri which sends MB to his knees. She grabs a beer bottle cuz she's not straight edge anymore [don't ask] and breaks it over Mac's skull. He just smiles through a face of crimson and yells "THANK YOU MA'AM, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!" Ann glares before bitch-slapping Mac, who stands up and tears off his shirt, tosses it to the ground and yanks Ann by the hair HERE COMES DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE, GOOD GAWD!!! DDP slides into the ring and drops Mac with a Cutter. Ann pulls a kendo stick off the wall and starts smacking Mac in the head DIAMOND CUTTER TO AN-THRAX!!! DDP kicks John Madison in the nuts and then he leaves with Joy cuz Hunter Payne is Mexican.

Hunter Payne is Mexican.

Mac pins Ann. 1...2...3, Ann wins.

The cage is removed and Ann is put in Fort Supply. Which is an asylum for those who don't live in Oklahoma and think it's a regular mental clinic. Anywayz, now LJ Havok, Cam and Rebel [not to be confused with Star] come to the ring to "The Red" by Chavelle. Cam enters first and MB goes for a clothesline but Cam hops into the air, latches onto the arm, and brings Mac crashing down with an arm breaker, ala Alberto Del Rio, whoever that is. Mac rolls around, clutching his arm in pain. LJ then slides in and springboards off the middle rope, hitting the Asai moonsault, cracking Mac's ribs slightly. Rebel then slides in, anticipating Mac to get to his feet.............he does, RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rebel shouts out "FUCK YOUR STUPID, SHITTY EMO MUSIC, GO CUT YOURSELF!!!" The Black Veil Brides and Davey Havok kill Rebel. Davey Havok and Andy Sixx then sing "I Hope You Suffer" while Mac drops both LJ and Cam with dual stunners, before he pins them for the three-- WHOOPS, make that two and a half cuz Rebel broke it up as a ghost like Frodo was once. Remember that? No? Fuck you. The three men get the pin and the win.

LOSER: THE Mac Bry, cuz fuck you.

Black Rayne comes down to the ring.



HE GLARES AT MAC BRY



He then shoots himself.

"The Dr. Who Theme" plays and out comes SuperNova Mr. Satellite Azrael Erebus. Azrael carries two lightsabers, a red one for himself and a lime green one for TMB. They stand close together-- *ZWOOSH!* Sabers connect... *ZWOOSH!* Sabers connect again. Mac Bry steps on Azrael's foot ZWOOSH Azrael's head is cut off and Archie Lawson kicks it into the crowd. Rosie O'Donnel catches it as a souvenir! MB and Arch high five and then Arch does a rap about The Union.

AL: This is a rap I gotta flow with
Chris MacBeth doesn't have the fruits to sow with!
He looks a little rusty at this game called wrasslin'
And you know he and Scully are always hasslin'
That chap named Tush with the porn star looks
Cuz they want to eat his salami he overcooks
When he puts it on a grill.
Tush died.

AL: Tush died on his way back to his home planet
So he left Scully in charge of the GODDAMMIT
I just remembered something important
I think I've gone impotent.
But at least I'm not a glorified j0bber like Scully
Fuck Scully.

Mac Bry: Archie Lawson everybody!

Everybody boos.

Mac Bry wins by ZWOOSHing off Azz-hole's head.

"Rawk you like a hurricane" hits and out comes Jack Hoff, dressed in his best, low-rent, dollar-store William Regal outfit! He carries a pair of brass knux. The ref hangs up the ham sammich on a rope in the corner from a pole and Jack Hoff has a heart attack from too many ham sammiches and now he's dead again.

WINNER: Mac Bry by forfeit.


Shane-o-mac Bry hops the guard rail and gets on the microphone. "NO! Jack Hoff is NOT done quite yet! EMTs, save this man's life... AGAIN!" A core is placed in the center of Jack's torso, the same kind of core that saved raYne's life in 2013 when he was killed in space by DDP, Minxs, Zak, Alexandra, Azrael and Mr. Radio with a bunch of lightsabers or some shit. Jack kips up and his costume suddenly changes into that of Shawn Michaels!!! He SUPERKICKS MAC BRY RIGHT OUT OF HIS BOOTS HE'S NOT WEARING! Mac Bry grabs the brass knux tho! While he's lying down on the job! Oh my! Jack Hoff picks up Mac....swing... and a MISS! Jack ducks under the knux, and Mac instead knocks out Hoff's manager, Lou E. Dangerously! THIS PISSES JACK THE FUCKIN' FUCKITY FUCK OFF!!! Jack boots Mac in the gut, bounces off the ropes.... AX/SCISSORS KICK!!! Mac drops and Jack goes for the Spin-a-roonie and cheese, but only ends up stumblin' around on his big fat hairy ass.

He goes for the pin; 1..............2..............3!!! JACK HOFF WINS!!!

Jack dies on the way back to his home planet. For the third fucking time.

Shane-o-mac Bry calls Russo over and hands him the microphone. "FUCK YOU MAC BRY, EVERYBODY CHANT!"

Everybody boos.

VR: "See Mac, they're booing YOU!"

Fans: RUSSO SUCKS! RUSSO SUCKS RUSSO SUCKS!

Jim Ross: I think Russo's hearin' what he wants to Bobby.

Heenan: Sounds like music to my ears, JR.

VR: "Now, we have our main event............. ladies and gentlefucks, allow me to welcome the returning TRUE Queen of the XWF, the one, the only, the OMEGA PRIME HERSELF-- MOTHER FUCKIN' ALEXANDRA GAT DAM CALLAWAY!!!!!"

'Dark Horse' by Katy Perry hits and Ally-Cat marches through the curtains rolling a guillotine down the ramp in front of her. She rests it beside the apron, before rolling into the ring.


Shane-o-mac Bry: Mac, I've brought A.C. back for the job. THE Job. The job of ripping you out of this company forever! You have no chance, no chance in HELL bitch! Ladies and gentlemen, ARE-YOU-READY?!

Everybody boos.

Shane-o-mac Bry: That's what I thought.

VR: "Now, all you knuckle fucks and fuck knuckles, watch as we-- "

SUDDENLY, "BreakDown" by Twiztid plays and the lights cut out...

Speakers: "Maybe I'll save the world tomorrow, but right now your time is borrowed."

A spotlight appears...









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It's Axl VanHalen from the Crue World Order. A band of rebels in the sport who have silently made their mark on the independant scene. Axl is their leader, and he's here for Gawd knows WHAT reason! Axl stalks down the ramp, glaring at Shane and Alex... he makes his way down the ramp, when "Welcome to the Jungle" hits, and the lights flash bright, hot pink and the fans erupt in cheers for their new Chairman, Vinny Lane! Axl used to be a wannabe hair metal rocker, and now it seems we have a clash between the former wannabe and the current real deal, sex appeal megastar champ, "Loverboy". Lane is carrying an electric guitar and he is rushing down to the ring with a fierce glint in his eye. Axl turns around and stares at Vince........ Vince has the guitar risen and ready to strike, but Axl rips the guitar away from Vinny, glaring intently into the Chairman's eyes.......... KA-BONG!!! Axl just spun around and SMASHED the guitar over the head of Mac Bry!!! He's out cold! Axl turns around, eyes cutting into Vince, as the leader of The Crue drops the broken handle of the guitar at his feet. Ax steps forward, brushing harshly against Vince's shoulder, as if he were doing this all under the orders of a higher power.......







Vinny loads Mac up in the guillotine, and Alexandra smiles, smirk dripping with malice... She holds the rope, a scene very reminiscent to some here in the Realm of Xtreme. Alex lets the cord loose................






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