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Shove-It MANIA 4/2 Part 1
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(cheered heavily at home; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#1
04-02-2016, 01:58 PM



Welcome to XWF Shove-It! We see Dillinger and Marvellous Keith in the ring already, with four plate glass tables surrounding the ring.

Dillinger
VS
Marvellous Keith

Glass Tables Match.
Winner gets an opportunity for the High Stakes Chip of his choosing at a later show.


DING! DING! DING!

Gaylord Cockshafer: And we are underway! Welcome to Shove-It, ladies and gentlemen!

Mike Stump: This should be a good one, Gaylord, these men are risking life and limb here in a last minute glass tables match!

Marvellous Keith charges Dillinger, trying to press his weight advantage, and knocks him over with a shoulder block! Keith bounds off of the ropes as Dillinger gets to his feet, and delivers another shoulder block! He bounds off the ropes again, and Dillinger gets to his feet quickly, and counters the third shoulder block with a drop toe hold! He rolls over the body of Keith and applies a headlock! Keith powers up, and reverses the headlock into an arm wrench! The arm wrench is countered by Dillinger into a hammerlock! The hammerlock is countered by Keith into top wrist lock! The wrist lock is countered by Dillinger into a headlock! Keith shoves Dillinger off into the ropes, where he hits them face first, and Keith runs in for a clothesline, spilling both men onto the apron! Dillinger sees the glass table behind him, and kicks Keith in the stomach! He grabs the top rope and tries to slingshot Keith through a glass table. Keith holds the rope, delivers a backhanded chop to Dillinger, and attempts a slingshot himself! Keith holds on! Both men exchange blows, until they both tumble through the glass table!

CRASH

The Shove-It loyal in the crowd start a dual chant.

*THIS IS AWESOME!*HOLY SHIT!*THIS IS AWESOME!*HOLY SHIT!*THIS IS AWESOME!*HOLY SHIT!*

The referee looks at both men, then up at the X-Tron, which shows a replay of both men!

Gaylord Cockshafer: It looks like the referee is checking to see which man penetrated first!

Mike Stump: It's a close one, Gaylord.

The replay shows BOTH men going through the table simultaneously! The referee signals this match will continue, and he heads to the floor. Dillinger and Marvellous Keith are both sprawled out, covered with cuts and bleeding, broken glass everywhere. Both men are slow to get up, as Marvellous Keith uses the actual ring barricade to help himself up, the Shove-It loyals patting him on the back as he stands. At the same time, Dillinger uses the ring steps to pull himself to his feet. He's got a huge gash across his forehead, and his face is covered with a thick crimson mask. He cracks a smile when he sees Keith bleeding! He picks up a shard of glass and hurls it at Marvellous Keith, who dodges! The glass goes deep into a fan, who gives a thumbs up and looks exstatic that he has a souvenir. Marvellous Keith picks up one of the iron legs of the shattered table, and as Dillinger hurls another shard of glass at him, he deflects it, shattering it, Jedi style. He charges Dillinger with the iron leg, who delivers a back body drop to Keith, who flips over the steps as the iron leg he's holding collides with the ring steps.

DWONG.

Gaylord Cockshafer: And Keith gives the Shove-It loyal here a huge dong for coming out!

Mike Stump: I bet Keith is feeling that in his fingertips!

Dillinger stalks Keith on the outside, and as he slowly gets up, Dillinger grabs him in a head hold and puts him on the apron! Dillinger climbs the apron, and lifts Keith! He points to another table on this side of the ring! He lifts Keith for a suplex, but Keith powers back down and lifts Dillinger for a suplex! Dillinger slides over the back of Keith and lifts him for the Rack 'Em & Crack 'Em! Keith struggles, but Dillinger sits out on the apron, hitting the devastating Argentine Backbreaker! Marvellous Keith rolls back into the ring, and Dillinger points at him!

Gaylord Cockshafer: This is brutal!

Mike Stump: This is Shove-It, Gaylord, what'd you expect?

Dillinger re-enters the ring, but Keith is quick to grab an ankle and pull him to the ground, standing and delivering a series of stomps to Dillinger's knee! He lifts Dillinger, and whips him into the ropes, hitting a clothesline from hell on the rebound! He points to another of the glass tables, and the fans are going crazy! Keith picks Dillinger up, and hoists him for the Marvellous Edge! He charges towards the ropes, looking to launch Dillinger over and through a table...
















And Dillinger counters, dropping to his feet and delivering a dropkick to the back of Keith's head, sending him out onto the apron again! Dillinger follows, and scoops the much larger Keith up for The Final Coffin Nail! He leaps and drives towards the glass table...


















CRASH

And connects, sending Marvellous Keith through with a wicked tombstone piledriver! The fans are going wild!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Dillinger with a sick way to end this match here.

Mike Stump: Marvellous Keith put up a hell of a fight, but it just wasn't enough between these two talented young men.

We go backstage and see the rest of the Monarchy watching the match together on a screen, and reacting to their man being put through the glass table. Shade watches silently. The camera pans to show Balaque Negar standing with Steve Sayors backstage. They shake each others hands and Sayors walks away. Negar looks at the camera.

Balaque Negar: Ladies and gentlemen, I've just heard the Judge will appear tonight on Shove-It to address the poker chips he's having XWF talent fight for tonight! As noted, these are called the High Stakes Chips. There's a green one which gives you free limousine service. There's a blue one, which gives you a presidential suite at the Aria...

Balaque puts his index finger to an ear piece he is wearing. He nods.

Balaque Negar: I'm sorry, I've just heard that Shove-It is cancelling it's deal with the Aria Resort and Hotel in Las Vegas, and that an announcement of the new Shove-It venue will be made later, before the main event!

Drezdin
VS
Ophelia McVeigh

X-Treme Rules Match.
Winner recieves the red High Stakes Chip.
Loser gets introduced to a past XWF staple!!!



Ophelia McVeigh and Drezdin are already in the ring.

DING! DING! DING!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Definite size miss-match between McVeigh and Drezdin here!

McVeigh and Drezdin tie up. McVeigh with the arm drag, Drezdin pops up to his feet. Arm drag from Drezdin now, McVeigh flips through and is on his feet still. Both men shoot off the opposing ropes, McVeigh leaps as Drezdin slides, both men stop and face each other. McVeigh flips Drezdin the middle finger!

Mike Stump: There's how McVeigh feels!

McVeigh dropkicks Drezdin's knee, the huge monster Drezdin drops to the mat on his hands and knees! McVeigh comes off the ropes, and delivers the Ghostbuster to Drezdin! Pinfall!


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Kick out!

Drezdin pressed McVeigh off of him, and sits up, nodding his head no.

Mike Stump: He's up in arms now!

McVeigh stands and delivers a side kick to Drezdin's head, and Drezdin catches it with one massive hand! McVeigh is begging him off as he stands! Drezdin is standing up and holding McVeigh's boot! McVeigh slides their foot out of their boot!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Oh my god, he had a trick boot!

Mike Stump: Looks like the shoe is on the other foot, Balltongue Picklesmoker!

Gaylord Cockshafer: What was that?

Mike Stump: There's a match, Gaylord, shut up!

As Drezdin stands in the ring, contemplating his life and what it's value is now that he's holding his opponents boot for some reason, Ophelia McVeigh plants a huge leaping superkick onto Drezdin, sending the big man into the corner! McVeigh charges in, and Drezdin counters with a vicious chop that echoes through the arena!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

The crowd goes silent as Drezdin raises a finger to his lips, making a hush face. He then delivers another chop to Ophelia McVeigh, and McVeigh flops around on the mat like a dead fish! Drezdin raises his arms! He then turns to the referee and calls him over, telling him to raise his arms!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Does Drezdin think he's won the match!

Mike Stump: I'm stumped, Gaylord. Why would this moron think he won because he delivered two chops?

The referee waves Drezdin off and explains that this contest can not end after the first man lands two chops to the other! Drezdin looks over at McVeigh, who has gone full on Xbox 360 ragdoll glitch in the ring from the devastating chops to his chest! Ann-Thraxx McVeigh is on the ring apron, she's calling the referee over! The ref turns and sees Ann-Thraxx just as Ophelia nails Drezdin with a low blow! The referee turns, and Ophelia nails Drezdin with another low blow because that's legal in this x-treme rules match! Drezdin falls to his knees, and Ophelia takes a few steps back. He readies himself, lines up his shot, and delivers a third blow to Drezdin's testicles with a soccer kick.

Ophelia pins Drezdin.

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2.9...


















And Drezdin quickly gets a shoulder up while clutching his testes! McVeigh brings him up and sets up for the Opheliac Attack! It hits! Ophelia McVeigh with a pinfall!




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3!

As McVeigh stands up and looks overjoyed! Suddenly, the X-Tron displays a new image.

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Hi! Congratulations on being the first High Stakes Chip winner!

Since you have won the red poker chip, you now have access to your own personal group of valets, courtesy of Shove-It!

Now, that's not all!

That's right, XWF, I never got to explain what happens with those chips!

If you, Ophelia, or any other competitor for that matter, can collect all three chips, you can cash them in for a title shot of your choosing!


The crowd goes wild over this announcement.

Now, onto the matter of your opponent, Drezdin.

The lights go out. When the come back up, we see one thing in the ring with Ophelia and Drezdin.

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Gaylord Cockshafer: That's John Madison's guillotine!

Mike Stump: That thing has caused more blank torsos than frostbite!

Drezdin looks in panic at the guillotine.

Drezdin, as noted in the match, the loser would be reintroduced to a past XWF staple. Well, since you put up such spirited competition, I have decided not to use this guillotine. However, to you and all other XWF superstars out there...

SHTHUNK!

The blade drops.

The chopping block is open.

The Judge fades from the X-Tron, and 10 people walk out onto the entryway. They're obviously strippers, male and female, perhaps even escorts. This is Las Vegas. They approach Ophelia and one particularly burly man starts to give him a back massage as a woman starts to massage Ann-Thraxx. A third approaches Ophelia and hands him a red poker chip.

John Black
VS
LeStrange

Frozen Tundra Match.
Winner recieves the blue High Stakes Chip.



As we come back, we see John Black and LeStrange in the ring as the special Frozen Tundra cage lowers over the ring.

Gaylord Cockshafer: This is a first in the XWF, the Frozen Tundra match!

Mike Stump: Yeah, Gaylord, an idea that LeStrange had that was pretty good that the Judge kind of twisted into this mess.

As the cage hits the floor, 4 ring techs connect lines to the cage itself that lead from a massive vat of liquid nitrogen while 2 other techs connect lines that lead from a tank of water. After they are connected, the liquid nitrogen flows and we see frost form all over the cage. With that, a blast of mist shoots from the water lines, and the whole top edge of the cage is instantly lined with crooked icicles, preventing escape. The techs all scurry out of the way.

Gaylord Cockshafer: And the referee is calling for the bell, and this match is underway!

DING! DING! DING!

LeStrange steps to the center of the ring and beckons for Black to come to him! Black approaches! LeStrange sets to tie up, and Black drops down and delivers a shoulder block to LeStrange's left knee! LeStrange goes down to the ground quickly!

Mike Stump: John Black targeting the bad knee of LeStrange, and there are little more devastating injuries to a professional athlete than to the knees!

Gaylord Cockshafer: John Black looking to capitalize!

John Black mounts LeStrange and starts throwing lefts and rights as LeStrange tries to cover up. LeStrange turns and gives up his back to John Black. John Black cinches in a rear choke! The referee is breaking the choke!

Gaylord Cockshafer: The rear naked is illegal in this match!

Mike Stump: It isn't extreme rules, it's the Frozen Tundra, Gaylord. I know how devastating the rear naked can be.

A blast of mist courses through the cage, creating a bevy of sideways facing icicles forming spikes on the sides of the cage, and lighter mist blows throw, leaving a dusting of snow on the competitors and the ring. The cold must have helped LeStrange come to his senses, as he is on one knee, getting to his feet! John Black circles him and grabs him, and delivers a German suplex to LeStrange into the cage and ice spikes! The icicles shatter, and LeStranges skin freezes to the cage, pieces of it tearing off as he lands on the snow covered mat! John Black raises his arms and cackles as a blast of snow comes through the cage. It falls on him, his breath is seen with every laugh that comes out of his body.

Mike Stump: He's just done something brutal to LeStrange, I wonder if LeStrange can even feel his hands and feet right now!

Gaylord Cockshafer: He seems to be getting up!

LeStrange charges in and does a running big boot to the back of John Black's skull, sending him face first into the mat! LeStrange drops and starts bashing Black's face into the mat, and smearing it, creating a pattern in the now 2 inches of snow within the ring! LeStrange pulls Black's face back again, and with a crunch smashes it into the ring, and we see a huge red blotch start to spread throughout the snow.

Mike Stump: The Sanguine Snow-Cone! I haven't seen that since Denver, 1995!

Gaylord Cockshafer: This match is more violent than I anticipated, Mike!

LeStrange brings Black to his feet, and he laughs in his face! He puts Black in a hammerlock, and charges him at an untouched, icicle strewn wall of the cage. Black smashes into the cage, icicles shatter everywhere, and the blood flowing from his nose drips and freezes on the cage itself, forming blood ice! Black throws a back elbow, and grabs an icicle, and he stabs LeStrange in the arm with it! LeStrange reels back, holding his left arm which still has a jagged piece of ice sticking out of it. John Black grabs another icicle and hurls it at LeStrange, knocking him in the forehead as the icicle shatters! He grabs another, but LeStrange runs in and delivers a clothesline to Black with his icicle stabbed arm, driving him into the cage! The whole cage shakes, and all the icicles fall off. One of the liquid nitrogen lines has come loose and liquid nitrogen is spraying into the ring, all over the mat, freezing it into a sheet of ice!

Gaylord Cockshafer: This, this is getting out of hand, somebody stop this!

Mike Stump: This is the Frozen Tundra, Gaylord, this doesn't stop until one man is pinned or submitted in that ring.

LeStrange delivers a Beale toss to John Black, who lands with a crack on the sheet of frozen ring. The referee puts on some earmuffs, and LeStrange pulls the icicle from his left arm. Blood drips and freezes on the mat. He points into the crowd, and a fan throws him a roll of duct tape. He works on closing his wound with the duct tape, pulling it tight around his left forearm. John Black is slowly climbing to his feet. Both men stagger towards each other, losing footing occasionally on the frozen ring as techs shut down the loose liquid nitrogen line. The crowd is on their feet!

LET'S GO LESTRANGE! JOOOOOOHN BLACK! LET'S GO LESTRANGE! JOOOOOOHN BLACK! LET'S GO LESTRANGE! JOOOOOOHN BLACK!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Both men look ready for more!

Mike Stump: That cold air hitting your lungs, Gaylord, makes you feel alive. These men are like meat in the fridge, they're not going to go bad for a while.

Both men exchange lefts and rights, and John Black lifts LeStrange for a Samoan drop! LeStrange wriggles out of the lift, and gets John Black up for a Samoan drop! His left knee buckles, and he just slams John Black onto the sheet of frozen mat with a crack. He backs up and rebounds off the ropes, delivering a fist drop to John Black! He goes for a pinfall!

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John Black gets a shoulder up! LeStrange can't believe it, and runs his hands across his own head in frustration, knocking the dusting of snow on his head to the mat, which has a thick glaze of ice on it. John Black grabs LeStrange's left leg, and rolls him onto his stomach! John Black uses the leg to pull himself to his feet, and grabs the other, and locks in a sharpshooter on LeStrange! LeStrange is howling in pain as Black leans back! The referee checks to watch LeStrange and see if he'll tap!

Gaylord Cockshafer: The Sharpshooter! This one could be over!

Mike Stump: I don't know what I'd do if I had that kind of pressure on my legs!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Nobody really does, Mike.

The referee is putting on mittens as he goes to the mat. LeStranges left hand, connected to an arm that is duct taped shut but dripping blood onto the ice, hovers above the mat as John Black starts screaming at LeStrange telling him to tap out! LeStrange's hand lowers, but stops! He raises it again, screaming in agony from the pressure on his left knee! His hand is shaking, and it looks like he is ready to slap the mat at any moment. Suddenly, he takes his right hand and reaches back, grabbing John Black's leg! He pulls on it, taking away from Black's leverage! John Black falls forwards, clotheslining himself on the center rope, his face micrometers away from the cage! LeStrange stand, and does a leaping hip press to John Black, smashing his face into the icy cage, causing frost and fresh icicles to fly into the crowd! LeStrange pulls John Black back and onto the mat, and John Black counters with a roll-up!


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And at 2.9 LeStrange counters into another roll-up!


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John Black releases the cradle, and both men roll back, each on a knee, facing each other. They both slowly get to their feet.

THIS IS AWESOME!*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*THIS IS AWESOME!*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*BALLS OUT, AWESOME!*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

John Black throws a right. LeStrange with a right. Black with a right. LeStrange with a right. Both men shoot into opposing ropes, and charge back at each other. LeStrange winds up the left arm for a wicked clothesline, but John Black ducks and lifts LeStrange, then plants him with the Blacklisted! He goes for the pin!




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3!

Gaylord Cockshafer: John Black has just captured the second High Stakes Chip! But, if he doesn't get the Presidential suite at the Aria, what does he get?

Mike Stump: Those things are worth an arm and a leg, Gaylord, and Balaque said we'd know later tonight!

We go backstage where we see Balaque Negar standing next to a closed door.

Balaque Negar: Folks, I've just heard from officials here at Shove-It that Ted and Dave must compete as a single person, tonight, and that special ring gear has been given to them!

Ted and Dave walk by, each holding a box, and they both shrug as they enter the door, which is their locker room.

Ted and Dave
VS
Kristen Silver

X-Treme Rules Match.
Winner recieves the green High Stakes Chip.


We see Dave and Ted in the ring, both clad in the same shirt and pants. The shirt is a 7XL with two necks, and the pants are skin tight leather, built for very kinky three legged races.

Gaylord Cockshafer: Ted and Dave need to be competing as one person for this match, Mike, and it seems the Judge has put them in a suit that makes them a two headed, three legged person!

Mike Stump: Yeah, that's a great idea, extra limbs guy...

Kristen Silver starts making her way to the ring! The fans are behind her!

*KRISTEN SILVER!*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*KRISTEN SILVER!*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*KRISTEN SILVER!*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Another grouping of fans start a chant as that dies down.

*WE WANT TED, WE WANT DAVE!*WE WANT TED, WE WANT DAVE!*WE WANT TED, WE WANT DAVE!*

The bell rings.

DING! DING! DING!

Kristen Silver and Ted and Dave go to tie up and she slides around the clumsy twosome! She delivers a forearm shot to Dave, then a forearm to Ted! She grab's Dave's arm, and whips him towards the corner. He kind of falls and pulls Ted down with him into a heap. She throws her arms up in disbelief! She bounds off of the ropes and drops a floating senton onto both men! She then grabs the center leg and goes for a half-crab on two legs! Ted and Dave howl in pain, and after the referee checks for a submission a few times, she slams both knees in the middle ring down onto the mat in frustration! She slides out of the ring, and reaches underneath of it, pulling out a chair! She throws it in the ring! She then pulls out a second chair! Kristen Silver slides back into the ring holding the second chair, but Ted and Dave get to their feet and do a shoulder block from both of them, putting Silver down!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Huge weight difference between the opponents tonight, Mike.

Mike Stump: Woah, shit, what gives you that idea Gaylord?

Ted and Dave clumsily pick Silver up, and deliver a double suplex to her! They really struggle to coordinate getting back up, and they're on their feet at the same time as Silver! Silver with a left to Dave! Ted punches her with his free hand! Silver with a right to Ted! Dave punchers her with his free hand! Ted and Dave deliver a double punch that sends Silver reeling into the corner! Ted and Dave HULK THE FUCK OUT and RIP OPEN THEIR SHIRT! Their other two arms are free! Both men pick up a chair, and set up to deliver a con-chair-to to Kristen Silver!

Gaylord Cockshafer: Ted and Dave looking to finish things!

Mike Stump: They're going after Silver's cheekbones here, both men looking for head tonight!

Both men wind up their chairs...

SWACK.

The chairs collide as Kristen Silver slides out of the ring itself, unscathed! She reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher and a glass jar filled with dirt.

Gaylord Cockshafer: Wait, what's in that jar that Kristen Silver has pulled out?

Silver blasts both men with the fire extinguisher, which sends them crashing to the mat and both chairs scattering out of the ring at different sides. She reenters the ring walks over to where both men are bickering over the difficulty of standing up in three legged pants and no practice. She opens the jar, and dumps the dirt all over them, which now appears to start crawling all over Ted and Dave.

Mike Stump: FIRE ANTS! OH MY GOD, KRISTEN FUCKING SILVER HAS DEPLOYED FIRE ANTS!

As the fire ants start to engulf Ted, who thrashes about like a madman, he grabs a hold of Dave's hair! Dave panics as the fire ants crawl into his hairline and throughout his scalp! Both men are yelping in pain, and Dave finally taps out! Kristen Silver sprays the men again with the fire extinguisher, killing the ants.

Gaylord Cockshafer: And Kristen Silver gets a quick win over two men tonight!

Mike Stump: She had their number, Gaylord. Two.

Gaylord Cockshafer: That's right, and she has won the coveted green High Stakes Chip tonight!

The view on the screen changes again, Silver leans on the top rope to get a better view of the Judge.

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HI!

That was really, really something. Bravo!

For that, you are the first holder of the green High Stakes Chip, and you have complete limousine service everywhere you go. Good luck, Miss Silver!


A limousine actually pulls out from the entrance, and a chauffeur steps out and opens the rear door for Silver. She steps out of the ring, and as she enters the limo the chauffeur hands her a green poker chip.
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04-02-2016, 03:00 PM

Lestrange is sitting in the back, wrapping more duct tape around his wounds with a space heater to his right.

Again, I have come up short, but this isn't the end John. Far from it. Tonight we showed just how brutal we can get. We have Kidd Kool next week and after this showing, the guy is probably piss in his Spiderman drawers. So I only have one question Black, One more time?

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04-02-2016, 03:49 PM

(04-02-2016, 03:00 PM)LeStrange Said: Lestrange is sitting in the back, wrapping more duct tape around his wounds with a space heater to his right.

Again, I have come up short, but this isn't the end John. Far from it. Tonight we showed just how brutal we can get. We have Kidd Kool next week and after this showing, the guy is probably piss in his Spiderman drawers. So I only have one question Black, One more time?

Hey... I mean, this time we have Kidd Kool to deal...who SHOULD have participated for this event. But, i'll give Kidd a break before Warfare.

So in short, we shall duke it off once more and after that, shit you better focus on keeping your body at room temperature before you get a cardiac arrest. Don't want to see our favorite mad man dead at your age, ya dig?

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#4
04-03-2016, 01:34 AM

"Well Keith, it was fun."

"You bled, I bled, we beat the shit out of each other, hell we both crashed through a table at one point but in the end, you took the loss. As predicted. By me."

"Relax, I'm not here to gloat. You took the loss and that's quite enough, no need for me to pour salt in the wound after. Although, I've actually done that to a dying man once. He actually begged me to kill him quicker. Anyway, that's beside the point. The point is that was a real fight and I'm glad it was you, I got to put through that table. Couldn't have had a better first victory. Thanks for that Keith."

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I spotted some 'entertainment' in the form of twins, stumbling off to the parking garage. Easy targets but since I never had the pleasure of doubling my pleasure, if you know what I mean, I think it's finally time to fix that."

"And no, Keith. I'm not going to rape them. I might chop off their heads with an ax but I'd never resort to rape. I mean, c'mon! I'm not an animal! There are simply some things you don't do. Like shitting where you eat or sleeping where you shit or whistling while you work. Okay, maybe the last one is fine but the other two are definitely not. I'm a little offended that you assumed I was capable of such things, Keith but it goes to show you, how different a similar mind can be."

With that, Dillinger saunters off, disappearing into the crowd as he whistles a happy tune.
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04-03-2016, 11:28 AM

(04-02-2016, 03:49 PM)John_Black Said:
(04-02-2016, 03:00 PM)LeStrange Said: Lestrange is sitting in the back, wrapping more duct tape around his wounds with a space heater to his right.

Again, I have come up short, but this isn't the end John. Far from it. Tonight we showed just how brutal we can get. We have Kidd Kool next week and after this showing, the guy is probably piss in his Spiderman drawers. So I only have one question Black, One more time?

Hey... I mean, this time we have Kidd Kool to deal...who SHOULD have participated for this event. But, i'll give Kidd a break before Warfare.

So in short, we shall duke it off once more and after that, shit you better focus on keeping your body at room temperature before you get a cardiac arrest. Don't want to see our favorite mad man dead at your age, ya dig?


have to have a heart for it to be in arrest my friend.

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