"These are volatile times."

"The XWF is a virtual ghost town and its internal integrity is crumbling."

"Fractured by the hypocrites running rampant, the very foundation is breaking to bits as the clueless cling to blind hope for salvation."

"Fingers grasping, clawing for something that isn't there, they slip right through and those poor bastards plummet into the abyss."

"That dark endless bottom we're all destined to fall."

"What the fuck is everyone waiting for?"

"Somebody do something. Anything. For fucks sake you aren't dead yet."

"Or maybe you are."

"Corpses pretending to be alive, the standstill is all you need. The dull, tedious flow of nothingness."

"Fuck that shit."

"Coma time is over."

"It's time to wake the fuck up dipshits."

"Cause I'm the goddamn C4 in your microwave."

"Boom."

Dillinger lights up a cigarette and takes a long pull off it as he checks for responses on his shout out to the XWF roster. There's nothing.

"Big surprise."

Exhaling a cloud of smoke, he shakes his head and sighs.

"This only confirms everything I said."

"This place is a stagnant wasteland."

"And you can't expect words from the dead."

A bunch of us have been backstage at Warfare since Friday waiting for the show to start, but the Marvellous One is awake! It would be best for you to shut your mouth and stay clear of The Monarchy or your XWF career will be short lived.

The Monarchy!

"Well shit, I must've fallen asleep in all the fucking boredom cause that's the biggest load of crap I ever heard."

"I must be dreaming."

"You can't be real after saying something that absurd."

"You have to be a figment of my imagination."

Dillinger holds up one finger to Marvelous Keith, indicating Keith should wait a moment and proceeds to slap himself in the face. Hard. This causes his head to jerk to the side as his whole body shifts from the force of the blow. Shaking his head and rubbing the side of his face, Dillinger then turns back to Keith and gasps.

"Oh shit!"

"You're real!"

"I wasn't dreaming, you're seriously standing there and you actually said all that with complete sincerity."

"Shut up and stay out your way or The Monarchy is going to shorten the life span of my career."

"Right."

"This is where I call your bluff and you either back down like a chicken shit or we meet in the ring and I beat the crap out of you and your entire stable."

"Which is it going to be?"

"Marvelous Keith of The Monarchy."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that's some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard."

"Christ, you sound like a thirteen year old kid playing WOW."

"Are you sure you're mentally stable enough to work for this company?"

Keith raises his eyebrows at this guys challenge and insults. He thinks deeply to himself.

You sound like a thirteen year old kid.. Idiot!

Keith laughs some more at his Marvellous comeback.

I guess you're not gunna take my advice, big mistake! The Monarchy are taking over, I can make quick work of you and send you packing, if that's what you really want?

Hi!

You both seem like highly spirited competitors.

How would you men like to settle this on Shove-It?

The winner will get an opportunity to fight for the poker chip of his choosing!

"Yeah, you do that."

"Make quick work of me and send me packing."

"Cause that's how this fight will go down."

"I'm the one that's fucked here."

"Sure pal."

"Whatever you say."

"I'll see you on April 7th."

(03-27-2016, 12:16 AM)The Judge Said: Hi!

You both seem like highly spirited competitors.

How would you men like to settle this on Shove-It?

The winner will get an opportunity to fight for the poker chip of his choosing!

"Depends."

"Does this Shove It happen before the 7th cause I'd really like to end this jackass, sooner rather than later."

April 7th, why so far away?

Seems to me there's an opening on the next shove it. I'm in if you are?

"That's the show I threw my proverbial hat in the ring for."

"There wasn't an option for another show that was happening sooner."

"Not until that weird computer offered, anyway."

"Which is why I inquired what it meant."

"You probably should pay attention to everything that's being said."

"Save yourself the embarrassment of speaking like you don't comprehend what's going on."

"Anyway, with that being said, if there's a sooner option, I'll take it."

"So I can end you."

"Sooner."

"Rather than later."

"In other words. Yes. I'm down to face you on Shove It ."

Hi!

Gentlemen, let me make this official!

BOOP BEEP BOOP COMPUTER NOISES DOOT DOOT DOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOT DOOTDOOT.

Alright, gentlemen, you are hereby fighting on Shove-It.

Glass Tables Match.

First man to put his opponent through one of the glass tables surrounding the ring wins.