Andrew Medoza, admitted to a Sheriff sergeant that he decided to have sex with his neighbor's horse because his girlfriend didn't call him back. In his words,"I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse."
His girlfriend didn't call back so he went over and penetrated neighbor's horse. Again in Medoza's words," I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby." And he proudly continued with, "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left." His girlfriend called about a minute after he finished. However someone saw him deep inside the horse and called the local authorities.
The scene opens up to Greggo alone in a rundown, filthy apartment somewhere in Chicago. He's recovering from a night of sex and drugs as he watching television...
So basically that translates to he's rubbing lube on his naked self, leaned back on the couch, with a porno on.
GREGGO: Mmmmmm... yeah. Work it, girl.
The camera turns and gets a shot of what he's watching and it's a young hillbilly looking girl with pig tails and she's sucking off a MASSIVE horse dick. I mean this thing's as long as a walking stick. It makes the Asmodeus Cane look like a Snyder's Of Hanover pretzel stick.
GREGGO: That's hot... work that tongue... work that Greggo dick.
He's rubbing himself down with lube and referring to the horse's penis as a "Greggo dick."
The camera shuts and our view cuts to blackness. What the heck happened?
A couple seconds later we're back! Greggo turns to the cam and smiles in that creepy, sleazy way he does; showing a lot of teeth and gums while breathing heavily.
GREGGO: Welcome back... it seems the last cameraman didn't feel comfortable filming what was going on here which is odd. It's not like I had an actual horse in here and was sucking it off myself. It was just a video.
From the next room we hear a horse whinny and come trotting out with a tutu around its body. The horse has some kind of white cream smeared all over random spots on its body and head, and its tail seems to be tied at the end around what appears to be a massive dildo. Greggo smiles and strokes his chin, thinking of what to do here.
GREGGO: See that last cameraman was just a bitch who couldn't handle a good show. If he couldn't handle me watching a NORMAL porno then what the heck was going to happen when this horse came out of my bedroom?
Next, a goat comes scurrying out of that same room and appears to be very frightened as it runs behind the couch and hides from...
UNKNOWN SOLDIER! CARRYING AN IGUANA THAT APPEARS TO BE INSIDE OF A CONDOM! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Greggo licks his lips and looks at Soldier.
GREGGO: Howdeh Soldier... I hope you remembered to poke holes into that condom before you stuck it in that condom. Otherwise we could be charged with animal cruelty and get in some kind of trouble I reckon.
Soldier takes holds the iguana up to the camera so we can all see it's alive and well inside of the condom. There are indeed some holes poked into it so the iguana can breathe. That's good... for a second we were worried something wrong was going on here.
Greggo takes a crack pipe and starts to take hits from it while Unknown Soldier starts trying to shove the condomed iguana up the horse's ass.
GREGGO: You need to lube it up more. It's animal cruelty to shove it in there with no lube.
SOLDIER: Can I borrow yours? I seem to have misplaced mine.
Greggo finishes rubbing himself with the lube and gets caught up in the moment, stroking his really dark penis several times. Why is it so much darker than the rest of his body? Never mind that... he eventually tosses the bottle of lube to Soldier but Soldier doesn't even attempt to catch it. That quickly his mind has completely shifted to paying attention only to the fact that he's smoking goat meth...
...out of the iguana's ass!
GREGGO: Soldier! No! Did you kill the iguana?
SOLDIER: No, I just poked a bigger hole in the front of the condom so I could shove some goat meth down its throat and now I'm taking hits. You're suck, Greggo, thinking I'd kill this poor little guy when he's served us so well.
The horse takes a massive, bloody dump on the carpet.
The goat starts pissing on a dead dog.
Greggo walks over and takes the iguana from Soldier and puts his lips to its ass, taking a massive hit of the goat meth.
GREGGO: I'm pretty sure this method might call for us to slightly adjust the name from goat meth to something like... Uh... Hmmm....
SOLDIER: Meth?
GREGGO: Yeh know something? That does make sense. We've officially invented "meth" ...not the same taste as goat meth since it's coming out of an iguana's ass but definitely the same if not a better effect. We should bring this little guy to your Spoons, Needles and Lighters match!
Somehow through all of this, the iguana appears to be alive. Makes no sense but it's happening.
SOLDIER: You know what else I think we should bring with us?
GREGGO: What?
SOLDIER: Here, let me show you. I'm glad you already lubed up your entire head so this will make it easier.
Soldier grabs Greggo and starts trying to shove his head INTO the horse's ass. It's disturbing as fuck how quickly Greggo's head just kind of "pops" into the horse's ass. Obviously that ass has been loosened up a lot and obviously Greggo's head must have been very slippery.
SOLDIER: You see it in there?
Soldier slaps the horse on the side of its ass and yells as loud as he can so Greggo can hear him.
SOLDIER: DO YOU SEE IT???
There's a very muffled response from within the ass of the horse...
GREGGO: This is pure genius! How's you get this in here?
Soldier smiles at the camera and walks away, leaving Greggo on his own... not trying to push his head out of the horse but actually trying to get deeper into it. He's got a shoulder in! OH MY GOD HE'S GOT BOTH SHOULDERS IN AND NOW HIS LEFT ARM IS IN!
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