"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
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12-18-2015, 09:23 PM
WRESTLER'S STATS
Birth name: Â Apollonio Flipjack
Born: July 29, 1982 (age 33), Â Bay City, Michigan
Residence: Â Chicago, Illinois
Alma mater: University of Michigan
Website: www.alldayjobberfucker.com
Ring name: Â Â Â Â Amjetkun "Path Maker" Socio "The Great"
Billed height: 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Billed weight: 276 lb (125 kg)
Billed from: Â Detroit, Michigan
Trained by: "Dr. D" David Shultz, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Macho Man Randy Savage
Pro Debut: Â July 1996 in WCW dark match, Bash at the Beach, defeating Charlie Blockenstone
New to XWF or a returning roster member?: ic: returning  ooc: new
Personality:Â Juice head jimmy rustler
Alignment (heel/face/tweener):Â Face in Illinois and Michigan, Tweener in Ohio and Iowa, Heel everywhere else
Looks Description:Â Angry, muscular oaf
Ethnicity:Â Loves Thai food and Italian pussy
WRESTLING STYLE
Strengths:Â Muscles and strokes
Weaknesses:Â Disco and Religion
Entrance Theme Music: The voice of Mason Prince asking Amjetkun to be his biggest fan...  NO WAIT we have actual footage showing on the big tron, Amjetkun turns to look up and listen as (12-18-2015, 07:15 PM)Mason Prince Said: "  And who the fuck are you, anyway? Another fucking fan  Is that it, fanboy?  Get the hell in line and (12-18-2015, 08:54 PM)Mason Prince Said: "And who the hell do you think I am?   ? I'm ? Man           and the silence of Amjetkun not knowing who the fuck that carbon copy cunt sack is!  Amjetkun shrugs and goes "Uh ok bub I guess you're ?  Still not your fan though RETARRRRRD!"  Followed by- *Dice Clay style* Ooooooh!
Entrance Description : Â Â Comes out clapping and smiling, then doing the entrance music video routine with Mason's chopped and screwed remix blaring. Â He finishes that bit and goes back to pumping his fists and nuts like a champ until he slips on some grease and has a full blown roid rage fit, spinning clotheslines and uppercuts to dicks, so many fans and ring crew people get hurt.
5 or More Commonly Used, Standard Moves:Â
Bench Press
Quad Killer
Calf Cutter Cunty Creamer (any leg submission probably after a kick to nuts)
The 5 K (just runs so fast at the opponent they go flying and Amjetkun keeps running)
Protein Laxytime (chugs so many protein shakes he has massive diarrhea and then does Yokozuna Banzai Drop to you)
Trademark Move(s):Â Â The Side Suplex Slam Thingamabobber
Description(s):Â Â See above
Finishing Move(s):   The "Sshhhhhh"  which stands for  Suplex Sleeper Hold Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Description(s):Â Â Vertical suplex held while arm around their neck is cranking them tighter than a hand around a cock when it's midnight and everybody's asleep so it's time to turn on the porn. Â Blood rushing to their head, no way to breathe, they finally just go limply flaccid like a... oh you get the point. Â Done bitch, done. Â
Finishing Move 2: The PHPPP aka The Pump Handle Pill Popper Plex
Description: A high angle vertical leaping perfect plex sometimes keeping the leg hooked for a pin and sometimes not!
Favorite Hardcore Attack:Â Rustling those nut hugging jimmies till the cows come home
Description:    Calling people names and saying things in a stupid fashion but ultimately  making the other person look stupider for having an argument about something with some juiced up jock bag.  Then follows up with a punt kick to the groin if applicable to loosen up those tighty whities.Â
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