Scene opens and we see Cain there, we hear him whistling a haunted tune as he sharpens a large butcher knife. He chuckles.

""Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated." ..."

He chuckled and reveled in the sound of the stainless steel knife against the sharpening wheel, sparks flying off and bouncing off of his hand as he does. He pulls the knife from the wheel and it shimmers in the light as he looks it over.

"Hehe."

"What did you expect? I told you all that I, Cain, can never die. I can't get sick. I can't age. This is my curse, as well as my blessing. I am forever, just like death; of course, death could never claim me. Thanks to YOUR God, none of you are safe...well...except maybe Morbid Angel."

He looks at the knife for a moment, memories flooding his mind of one of his first XWF Encounters. It was a match where he had lost, and been raped by the fags who'd been given viagra.

Cain sneered.

"Oh yes, I remember that all too well. It was an wmbarassment to my legend and will be a blemish on the history of me, the innovator of murder."

He shook his head.

"You live, you learn. Now you see, I showed mercy to a human. Let's face it, Morbid. That is all you are, no matter what you claim to be. Yes, you are a very large human but you failed to realize one small detail during our feud."

"Evolution is a way of life for a monster who has perfected it over billions of years. It's been a year since our last encounter, Morbid. Your time has come."

"This is not just me "talking trash" as you wrestlers call it. This is me, the Original Beast, challenging you to a Last Man Standing match at Back In Black."

"It's your call, Angel. Don't be a pussy."

The awesome banner was brought to you by Morbid Fuckin Angel.

Morbid Angel is sitting Naked in a leather chair, fire roaring beside him. Slowly he reaches over and grabs a container of marshmallow fluff and begins to rub it all over his pectoral muscles before looking at the Camera.


Morbid Angel-:No, I already beat you..."


He then begins to press his pecks together to see if they would stick together....FOR SCIENCE!

(12-07-2015, 01:58 PM)♆♍ᵹŗᶀìȡ 卐 Ąᾗᶃḝᶋ ♆ Said: Morbid Angel is sitting Naked in a leather chair, fire roaring beside him. Slowly he reaches over and grabs a container of marshmallow fluff and begins to rub it all over his pectoral muscles before looking at the Camera.


Morbid Angel-:No, I already beat you..."


He then begins to press his pecks together to see if they would stick together....FOR SCIENCE!

"You can refuse my challenge for now, but sooner or later the reaper will catch up to you."

Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said: Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

Mason leans back, flabbergasted.

"Yeah!? Well where'd you get that jacket!? The toilet store!?" 

He turns around really quickly, grins, fist bumps himself, and turns back around.

"Let's slow our rolls, champ. It's all in good fun. No need to get nasty up in here. I got a little excited. I'll even apologize. Look, I'm sorry. See? There. We're good now."

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

"What can I say? I'm an ambitious guy."

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

Ah yes, Bourbon, good to see you again. No need to remind me eliminating CCWF is the main goal however, I fully remember, and its the ONLY thing I'm focused on.


Everything and everyone else is an afterthought.

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

"You obviously have your time line confused, you little monkey. You issued an open challenge and the spirit of vengeance saw fit to accept, if nothing else to put you out of your misery.

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

"Know better than to mention your name? More like not care. You are the Universal Champion, boy, but you have got to be THE worst champion in the history of our business. After all, not long after you won said title, XWF went on hiatus."

"Do you know who else was detrimental to his empire's success? Julius Caesar. I told his senate he was, as you mortals say, "bad news" from the beginning. We all know what happened to him. Watch your mouth, the same can happen to you."

He snaps his talons.

"Just like that."

(12-08-2015, 02:12 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said: Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

Mason leans back, flabbergasted.

"Yeah!? Well where'd you get that jacket!? The toilet store!?" 

He turns around really quickly, grins, fist bumps himself, and turns back around.

"Let's slow our rolls, champ. It's all in good fun. No need to get nasty up in here. I got a little excited. I'll even apologize. Look, I'm sorry. See? There. We're good now."

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

"What can I say? I'm an ambitious guy."

""Toilet store?""

He face palmed.

"Your jokes are almost as annoying and stupid as you are, monkey. As for fun, my fun has yet to begin. My fun begins when I tear you from limb to limb as I make you my bitch. Just as I did that fellow with the long hair who cut it for...a bitch."

(12-08-2015, 02:29 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:
"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

Ah yes, Bourbon, good to see you again. No need to remind me eliminating CCWF is the main goal however, I fully remember, and its the ONLY thing I'm focused on.


Everything and everyone else is an afterthought.

"And that, Trax, is why you will eventually fall by my hands. I simply choose to let you breathe and live as you are until I see fit to end your miserable existence. The title? That's the afterthought. I came here to hurt people."

(12-08-2015, 04:56 AM)Cain Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 12:28 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ahem, the "Biggest Dog"? I think you have it confused Mr. Cain, I'm the Universal Champion, I'M the biggest dog, furthermore I've even beat the old fossil you called the biggest dog, so really it should be ME you should be challenging...


But you know better than that.

"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

"You obviously have your time line confused, you little monkey. You issued an open challenge and the spirit of vengeance saw fit to accept, if nothing else to put you out of your misery.

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:
"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

"Know better than to mention your name? More like not care. You are the Universal Champion, boy, but you have got to be THE worst champion in the history of our business. After all, not long after you won said title, XWF went on hiatus."

"Do you know who else was detrimental to his empire's success? Julius Caesar. I told his senate he was, as you mortals say, "bad news" from the beginning. We all know what happened to him. Watch your mouth, the same can happen to you."

He snaps his talons.

"Just like that."

(12-08-2015, 02:12 AM)Mason Prince Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said: Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

Mason leans back, flabbergasted.

"Yeah!? Well where'd you get that jacket!? The toilet store!?" 

He turns around really quickly, grins, fist bumps himself, and turns back around.

"Let's slow our rolls, champ. It's all in good fun. No need to get nasty up in here. I got a little excited. I'll even apologize. Look, I'm sorry. See? There. We're good now."

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

"What can I say? I'm an ambitious guy."

""Toilet store?""

He face palmed.

"Your jokes are almost as annoying and stupid as you are, monkey. As for fun, my fun has yet to begin. My fun begins when I tear you from limb to limb as I make you my bitch. Just as I did that fellow with the long hair who cut it for...a bitch."

(12-08-2015, 02:29 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:55 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Damn. First time I've ever seen a puppy dog waggin' it's tail waiting to get neutered.

Hello Trax. As a friend, I suggest you try to keep your mind focused on the low down mutts in the CCWF, they're the ones who'll bite.

Ah yes, Bourbon, good to see you again. No need to remind me eliminating CCWF is the main goal however, I fully remember, and its the ONLY thing I'm focused on.


Everything and everyone else is an afterthought.

"And that, Trax, is why you will eventually fall by my hands. I simply choose to let you breathe and live as you are until I see fit to end your miserable existence. The title? That's the afterthought. I came here to hurt people."

Actually the XWF went out of business right after the PPV where Vinne Lane was given back his second rate Universal Championship, so I think you're blaming XWFs "hiatus" on the wrong champion there buddy. Speaking of championships, its a good job titles are an afterthought to you because ever since I joined the company and even before then I've noticed winning titles and winning matches in general is a feat you have great trouble with, oh yeah you manage to hurt people a little in your matches but rarely go on to actually win the match, if you consider that a job well done then well...do you I guess? We both have a different idea of what success is... clearly.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

"Hold on. Cain, you magnificent , do you knw history at all? No one regards Julius as trouble. He forgave his enemies. He helped the poor, Rome dud well under him. His armies loved him, and he was a brilliant general. Worst thing about him was his arrogance. And the fed going on Hiatus would hardly be Trax's fault. He's not in control of shit. Literally not even his own bowels."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

(12-08-2015, 09:01 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hold on. Cain, you magnificent , do you knw history at all? No one regards Julius as trouble. He forgave his enemies. He helped the poor, Rome dud well under him. His armies loved him, and he was a brilliant general. Worst thing about him was his arrogance. And the fed going on Hiatus would hardly be Trax's fault. He's not in control of shit. Literally not even his own bowels."

"Ahhh, Frodo Smackins. The little guy."

"There was a time when Hitler kept seven of your kind alive, despite my protests. But you see as it pertains to Caesar, he would have been a much better man had he ruled with an iron fist. He would have been a much better man if he was not so forgiving."

"Nonetheless, always good to see you, you ugly little troll."

Ooc: Thanks for reminding me that you can just use the colors name to change the text. Makes it much simpler when writing my posts.

(12-08-2015, 08:41 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 04:56 AM)Cain Said:

(12-08-2015, 01:04 AM)Mason Prince Said:
"Why would anyone challenge 3/5ths of a Champion?

Oh, that was rude and racist. I apologize. Kinda. I'm generally a nice guy and that was all in good fun, I promise.

But hey, looks like Cain's challenging me at Back in Black and he hadn't even mentioned you... Seems like I'm the new Big Dog in town. Funny thing that."

"You obviously have your time line confused, you little monkey. You issued an open challenge and the spirit of vengeance saw fit to accept, if nothing else to put you out of your misery.

(12-08-2015, 01:42 AM)"Mr FN Said: Because as I just said, he knows better to mention me, just like you, if you're unfortunate enough, will find out the dire consequences that usually happens when someone catches my attention for the wrong reasons. Have fun pillow fighting with the other curtain jerkers in the opening match, talk to you again if you eventually make it to adults table.

"Know better than to mention your name? More like not care. You are the Universal Champion, boy, but you have got to be THE worst champion in the history of our business. After all, not long after you won said title, XWF went on hiatus."

"Do you know who else was detrimental to his empire's success? Julius Caesar. I told his senate he was, as you mortals say, "bad news" from the beginning. We all know what happened to him. Watch your mouth, the same can happen to you."

He snaps his talons.

"Just like that."

(12-08-2015, 02:12 AM)Mason Prince Said: Mason leans back, flabbergasted.

"Yeah!? Well where'd you get that jacket!? The toilet store!?" 

He turns around really quickly, grins, fist bumps himself, and turns back around.

"Let's slow our rolls, champ. It's all in good fun. No need to get nasty up in here. I got a little excited. I'll even apologize. Look, I'm sorry. See? There. We're good now."


"What can I say? I'm an ambitious guy."

""Toilet store?""

He face palmed.

"Your jokes are almost as annoying and stupid as you are, monkey. As for fun, my fun has yet to begin. My fun begins when I tear you from limb to limb as I make you my bitch. Just as I did that fellow with the long hair who cut it for...a bitch."

(12-08-2015, 02:29 AM)"Mr FN Said: Ah yes, Bourbon, good to see you again. No need to remind me eliminating CCWF is the main goal however, I fully remember, and its the ONLY thing I'm focused on.


Everything and everyone else is an afterthought.

"And that, Trax, is why you will eventually fall by my hands. I simply choose to let you breathe and live as you are until I see fit to end your miserable existence. The title? That's the afterthought. I came here to hurt people."

Actually the XWF went out of business right after the PPV where Vinne Lane was given back his second rate Universal Championship, so I think you're blaming XWFs "hiatus" on the wrong champion there buddy. Speaking of championships, its a good job titles are an afterthought to you because ever since I joined the company and even before then I've noticed winning titles and winning matches in general is a feat you have great trouble with, oh yeah you manage to hurt people a little in your matches but rarely go on to actually win the match, if you consider that a job well done then well...do you I guess? We both have a different idea of what success is... clearly.

Cain just shook his head. These words didn't hurt him, not in the least bit.

"That was then and this is now, monkey. Before you start screaming "racial slur", I call you "monkey" Because all humans brought into this world after me are just that. Stupid little monkeys, unworthy of the sentience given them by your God."

"Success is different to many, and you must be an idiot because you don't seem to realize that if I want to win, I will. Plus, if I won every match, why, the " air quotes. "..."Internet wrestling community" would accuse me of "burying" the young stars. You know, what with me being over six billion years old."

He laughed.

"You are funny, black man. I may consider letting you live."

He sneered.

"But I doubt it."

(12-08-2015, 11:12 AM)Cain Said:

(12-08-2015, 09:01 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Hold on. Cain, you magnificent , do you knw history at all? No one regards Julius as trouble. He forgave his enemies. He helped the poor, Rome dud well under him. His armies loved him, and he was a brilliant general. Worst thing about him was his arrogance. And the fed going on Hiatus would hardly be Trax's fault. He's not in control of shit. Literally not even his own bowels."

"Ahhh, Frodo Smackins. The little guy."

"There was a time when Hitler kept seven of your kind alive, despite my protests. But you see as it pertains to Caesar, he would have been a much better man had he ruled with an iron fist. He would have been a much better man if he was not so forgiving."

"Nonetheless, always good to see you, you ugly little troll."

Ooc: Thanks for reminding me that you can just use the colors name to change the text. Makes it much simpler when writing my posts.

"Except, that is the direct opposite of what you said. He forgave his enemies, and worked wonders for his empire. That is not bad news. He was well loved by most of the senate before he took power. A few senators took issue with how well loved he was, and started pushing him. He forgave most of them after he won his war. And Adolf Hitler, as most historians will tell you, Hitler actually didn't get involved in the day to day murderings of people. He let his right hand man, Himmler. Which, according to your previous claims Heinrich Himmler tried to kill you once before. Why would anyone expect you to be near Hitler on a positive level, Jew. And Cain, the earth isn't even 6 Billion years old. Nice try, though."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

(12-08-2015, 11:23 AM)Cain Said:

(12-08-2015, 08:41 AM)"Mr FN Said:

(12-08-2015, 04:56 AM)Cain Said: "You obviously have your time line confused, you little monkey. You issued an open challenge and the spirit of vengeance saw fit to accept, if nothing else to put you out of your misery.

"Know better than to mention your name? More like not care. You are the Universal Champion, boy, but you have got to be THE worst champion in the history of our business. After all, not long after you won said title, XWF went on hiatus."

"Do you know who else was detrimental to his empire's success? Julius Caesar. I told his senate he was, as you mortals say, "bad news" from the beginning. We all know what happened to him. Watch your mouth, the same can happen to you."

He snaps his talons.

"Just like that."


""Toilet store?""

He face palmed.

"Your jokes are almost as annoying and stupid as you are, monkey. As for fun, my fun has yet to begin. My fun begins when I tear you from limb to limb as I make you my bitch. Just as I did that fellow with the long hair who cut it for...a bitch."

"And that, Trax, is why you will eventually fall by my hands. I simply choose to let you breathe and live as you are until I see fit to end your miserable existence. The title? That's the afterthought. I came here to hurt people."

Actually the XWF went out of business right after the PPV where Vinne Lane was given back his second rate Universal Championship, so I think you're blaming XWFs "hiatus" on the wrong champion there buddy. Speaking of championships, its a good job titles are an afterthought to you because ever since I joined the company and even before then I've noticed winning titles and winning matches in general is a feat you have great trouble with, oh yeah you manage to hurt people a little in your matches but rarely go on to actually win the match, if you consider that a job well done then well...do you I guess? We both have a different idea of what success is... clearly.

Cain just shook his head. These words didn't hurt him, not in the least bit.

"That was then and this is now, monkey. Before you start screaming "racial slur", I call you "monkey" Because all humans brought into this world after me are just that. Stupid little monkeys, unworthy of the sentience given them by your God."

"Success is different to many, and you must be an idiot because you don't seem to realize that if I want to win, I will. Plus, if I won every match, why, the " air quotes. "..."Internet wrestling community" would accuse me of "burying" the young stars. You know, what with me being over six billion years old."

He laughed.

"You are funny, black man. I may consider letting you live."

He sneered.

"But I doubt it."

Rolls eyes


You "choose" not to win every match because you don't want a bunch of  fat neck beards living in their moms basement saying bad stuff about you online, so instead you choose to...hardly win ANY matches? Amazing logic.


Laughs


You're adorable.


As for your empty threats, well maybe management will deem you talented and capable enough to put you in the ring with me sometime soon to give you that chance.


"But I doubt it"

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

"... isn't even 6 billion years old..."

Explain this...

(12-09-2015, 02:03 AM)Cyren Said: "... isn't even 6 billion years old..."

Explain this...

He's immortal, him dying is like him winning matches, he can't do it.

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

"Nice to see you all, you bunch of vaginas. 
Hey Trax-Zilla, my little gun driller.
Robbie Bourbon, all that time to burn off some fat and you've put even more on? Looking heavy, my friend.
Howdy Cain, still thinking your some fucked up, demon? Still mumbling on in life?
Hey Frodo, you didn't receive the compost I sent? Still a midget!
Mason Prince, who da fack is this guy? Hey there!
Hello Uncle Morbid, you cock juggler!
Yo Cyren... 
That's all of you!
Did you all enjoy your undeserved vacation?"

"Most actual scientists put the earth around 4.54 billion years. Cain claimed to be 6 billion years plus. And the events from the bible are believed to have happened, if they did at all, within the last 6,000 years. All of this is a far sight away from Cain's claims. Again with the manhardly able to keep his own story sraigyt, we're forced to wonder, is he really Cain of lore? Or r, just some fat failure in disguise."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy