My real name is Ginger. Are you guys trying to scare me when you call me Ginger? That's not nice. Maverick, did you shower since pooping on the title?

<3 Gator <3

Mr. Kaleidoscope: I wouldn't have to mention it so many times if you

A. Weren't yellow to the fucking bone and didn't back down from a table's challenge in the first place.

B. Stopped trying to pull this weak bullshit argument about me being on drugs when anyone with a functioning brain can see you being a pussy.

Or C. Shut your fucking cocksucker.

You fucking ostrichkin piece of shit.

(08-15-2015, 07:21 PM)Maverick Said: "And in here, nine times out of ten when someone calls be by my real name, they try to be scary, and such. Hence, the sarcasm."

~mouthing the words "ok" before waiting a few seconds~


"Proving my point that,"


"again,"


"it's an XWF thing."


"Thank you for coming."


"Now unless your next words to me are 'face me for my championship, Sitre,' please turn your attention to the nearest table instead."

Not Too Long Ago, Lux Said:"This fruit is tasty."

Christopher: You got another one of those, dude? This shit's gettin' intense.

No one has really answered my question, except Maverick

TBX 4 LIFE

You know, it's been an interesting show in this exchange of words. I mean, we've got a Goddess in our midst
Trust you me, I'll not be trash talking this beautiful woman out of respect for someone who has actually done something in this business. I have a pretty good idea I've seen her somewhere before and I will leave it at that.

Now look at you, Justice Drake. Look at your shoddy appearance and your replica of the WWE Title which you probably bought from Virgil as the one fan who attended his autograph signing. You're not a wrestler. You're a dreamer. Neither team would want such a lowly wannabe such as yourself.

May come as a surprise, but at least Trax is a man you can respect. Despite my hateful words towards the first black Superstar of the month, I can't discount the bloke's skills. He always seems to come out of the gates and give it one hundred and ten percent. Can't argue that.

But Lane...oh, Vinnie. Held the Universal Title and he's in a bloody coma for how long? I digress. He can call that title whatever he wants because he's the champion. Savvy? He still looks like a reject from a Poison music video, but hell, he went toe to toe with Cain and came out on top. And yes, despite his shittiness, Cain was a tough son of a bitch.

Now Maverick, there's a guy you can get behind...if you're a championship and you like being used like toilet paper. Isn't that the same title that Trax now holds, eh?

The fact of the matter is this. I'm not choosing a side. I will not shill myself. You see, I don't care who it is I am always on "Team Aries".

Walks up and stands next to Christopher Isles.

What the hell is going on here? Oh, and is a date set for the cage match yet?

Pulls a cigarette out of his pocket and lights it up, still twitching from the shocking ending between he and Trax at the hotel.

I have no side, I am here to while everyone unworthy of being in the ring.....rather they are on team xwf or team ccwf.....does not matter

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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(08-16-2015, 12:05 AM)Justice Drake Said: No one has really answered my question, except Maverick

Mr. Kaleidoscope: You are a piece of shit. That answer your question? Well it should.

Well it didn't answer my question

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-17-2015, 08:41 PM)Justice Drake Said: Well it didn't answer my question

"And it never will be answered."

(08-17-2015, 09:12 PM)Roman M. Wulfrun Said:

(08-17-2015, 08:41 PM)Justice Drake Said: Well it didn't answer my question

"And it never will be answered."

Well, hey, you wanna bet on that? I bet you that it will be answered. I bet you 10 push ups!

Well what side are you on, Robbie?

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-17-2015, 09:27 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(08-17-2015, 09:12 PM)Roman M. Wulfrun Said:

(08-17-2015, 08:41 PM)Justice Drake Said: Well it didn't answer my question

"And it never will be answered."

Well, hey, you wanna bet on that? I bet you that it will be answered. I bet you 10 push ups!

"Shit only ten? I raise you ten more and a high class hooker"

(08-17-2015, 09:29 PM)Justice Drake Said: Well what side are you on, Robbie?

"And he is on your mom's side."

(08-17-2015, 09:29 PM)Justice Drake Said: Well what side are you on, Robbie?

Christopher: Someone didn't watch the last show.

No l didn't, well at least not that part!

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-16-2015, 09:34 AM)Lux Lyden Said:

(08-15-2015, 10:49 PM)Christopher Isles Said:

Not Too Long Ago, Lux Said:"This fruit is tasty."

Christopher: You got another one of those, dude? This shit's gettin' intense.

"Uh... no."


Lux looks around briefly and spots a painting depicting a bowl of fruit, hanging on a nearby wall. It looks to be rather poorly construed and Ghost Tank's name seems to be autographed on the bottom of it. Dang, he's terrible at art too. What a shame. No matter though, Lux doesn't seem to mind the poor quality and as a look of deep concentration meets absolute serenity, passes through his eyes, he walks over to the painting and plunges his hand directly into it. However, his hand doesn't rip through and destroy the work of 'art'. No, it somehow passes into the painting and he's able to grip onto a piece of fruit. An apple to be more precise, that he grabs and immediately yanks from the confines of the painting before tossing it to Chris. Mr. Isles catches the apple and it is seen that what was once a 2D painting of an apple is now an actual three-dimensional piece of real fruit. Though it still seems to be slightly misshapen and disproportional to what a true apple should look like.


"That'll have to do amigo. Sorry in advance if it still tastes like paint, I'm still trying to get the hang of these odd attributes I seem to possess. Oh and don't ask how I did that. I seriously couldn't explain it, even if I wanted to and I've already had quite a few conversations on the subject with my friend Mr. Black. It's all very confusing and mind boggling to say the least. So... I'd rather not even try to attempt to give a reason for what happened."


Lux turns back to the painting and passes his hand into it once more, this time targeting a banana. Unfortunately, when he removes his hand this time, instead of the banana he's holding a mint condition,1986 Barry Bonds rookie card. Raising an eyebrow in inquiry at the vintage baseball memorabilia, Lux sighs and pockets the card.


"See what I mean? What the fuck was that?"


Another sigh. This was all too weird sometimes.

Don't fall for this guy's shenanigans, Isles. He may be an arrogant sumbitch, looks to have some metahuman capabilities; investment in turpentine underway. Notwithstanding, chum, he's got some of the tastiest produce you could ever imagine. He gave me a cantaloupe and hasn't gotten over it since.

Well Mr Fernando, Team XWF wants me!

TBX 4 LIFE

...

Rolls eyes.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

Don't tell me your on Team XWF!

TBX 4 LIFE

"Goddess, I so want to lick you right now!"

If you are on Team XWF, then we need to stop bickering and arguing and start working together, if we have any hope of winning this war!

Now can anyone tell me who are the CCWF champions?

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-18-2015, 01:29 AM)Justice Drake Said: If you are on Team XWF, then we need to stop bickering and arguing and start working together, if we have any hope of winning this war!

Now can anyone tell me who are the CCWF champions?

Go watch last Warfare. Now. I don't want to hear any bullshit saying you have, because half of the damned questions you fucking ask are answered by watching Warfare. While you're at it, watch it again a few times.

Seriously, kids these days and their inability to just go find out what happened.

I'm sorry Bourbon, I'll ask a better question!

Who is our captain? Who is the captain of Team XWF?

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-18-2015, 01:29 AM)Justice Drake Said: If you are on Team XWF, then we need to stop bickering and arguing and start working together, if we have any hope of winning this war!

Now can anyone tell me who are the CCWF champions?

Now listen here Justice Drake, if that is your real name, why don't you tell us who the CCWF Champions are?

Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!

All l know is Vinnie Lane, I am about to read Warfare!

TBX 4 LIFE

Read?

You're going to read Warfare?

Now I've heard it all.

Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!

What the fuck is your problem with me!

TBX 4 LIFE

What the fuck?

TBX 4 LIFE

(08-18-2015, 02:16 AM)Justice Drake Said: What the fuck is your problem with me!

You sassin me boy?

Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!

Mr. Kaleidoscope: Hey guys you want to hear a funny joke?

Mr. Kaleidoscope takes a second to pause as he pulls out a microphone. He checks to make sure it's on before clearing his throat and speaking into the mic.

Mr. Kaleidoscope Justice Drake.

He drops the mic.

Drezdin:what's all the camotion about?

(Then Drezdin turns his head and sees a xtremely beautifull women)

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

[/color]He walks up into the face of Justice Drake and eerily stares into his eyes.

Your presence here is as much welcomed here as I am in church. Quit wasting yours, mine, and everyone else time and head to the back of the line. Give up this crusade and stop drawing battle lines, it's annoying and the smell of your breath when you talk is enough to make shit question its existence. So please do us a favor and just shut up.

Fuck off, LeStrange

TBX 4 LIFE

Perhaps that was a bit too harsh. Tell you what, how bout you and me get out of here and go grab a beer and discuss why you're wrong in trying to pick sides.

I really honestly don't care as long as it doesn't effect my chances of succeeding in this federation I don't care if it is xwf or ccwf

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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Shut up, Reverend. You're not succeeding here because you're less useful than I am to Peter. And I'm a detached Penis. Fucking idiot.

Any here that noise?