Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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08-10-2015, 09:21 PM
We open scene to show Robbie Bourbon driving.
I'd like to thank Paul McDoogle, of Fargo, North Dakota, for being the first winner ever in the "Be Robbie Bourbon in Someone Else's Promo" sweepstakes. Paul looks like he had a wonderful time going to a strip club with the rest of the Dope Show.
Now, my Dopes, there was a deal in place, and I'm still waiting on you to honor it. You certainly didn't do your job in menacing a limousine properly, and you most certainly didn't do it in Bourbon Men attire.
As such, I will not be appearing in any more Dope Show promos until I see what was promised to me by CJ Sharpe himself, and that's every member of the Dope Show in a Robbie Bourbon mask, and any sight contrary to what I'm saying, without the proper Man of the People seal of approval, is a counterfeit. So, CJ, Chameleon, Darren, Anthony, time to pony up your end of the bargain.
Just stand up, put on a Robbie Bourbon mask, and tell everybody your super cool secret Bourbon Man call sign code name!
Otherwise, you'll have broken our agreement. You don't want that.
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08-17-2015, 06:05 PM
Where the fuck was u when this shit was going down? And screw them quitters.
Frodo mother fucking Smackins
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08-17-2015, 06:11 PM
"Are you Shakespeare? The way you handle the English Language is astounding."
All My Wins!
Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy
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08-17-2015, 06:59 PM
Are you Mohhammed cuz your face shouldn't be seen in public.
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08-17-2015, 07:03 PM
watch it
Thunderbolt XYZ
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08-17-2015, 07:04 PM
(08-17-2015, 06:59 PM) LeStrange Said: Are you Mohhammed cuz your face shouldn't be seen in public.
Most common name on Earth and you pronounce it like an uneducated asshole.
Great job LeDouche.
Thunderbolt X Y and Mother Fuckin Z Reporting For Duty!
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08-17-2015, 07:19 PM
Your the most generic person on the planet. Tell you what, go to Wal-Mart and get a grocery bag and fill it with those 25 cent bouncy balls and surgically attach it between your thighs so you can emulate of what it is like to be a man.
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08-17-2015, 07:25 PM
See, only an asshole shops at Wal-Mart.
How else would you know that they sell bouncy balls?
The legacy of LeDouche strikes again.
Thunderbolt XY and Mother Fuckin Z pulls out his walky talky.
"Yes this is Officer Thunderbolt XZ and Mother Fuckin Z, I'd like to report a 187."
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08-17-2015, 07:36 PM
better call in a 480 while you're at it
Prof. Bobby Bourbon
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08-17-2015, 09:24 PM
Dammit, LeStrange, did you invite Thunderbolt XYZ into the Bourbon Men?I mean, Dope Show?
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08-18-2015, 01:52 AM
Are you threatening an Officer of the Law? Is that what you're doing Le Douche?
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08-18-2015, 07:24 AM
Its not a threat, its a guarantee.