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The Dangerous Alliance
08-03-2015, 10:18 AM
Post: #1
"Listen Dean, I like you, but as far as I am concerned myself, you and Amanda Hands are the only members of my faction. I recently learned you allowed Pringles to join even though this faction belongs to me. I am not saying he cannpt joim us but I want to have the option to approve or disapprove of all members.

OOC: Seriously man, this is my faction so ask permission first, ok?

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08-03-2015, 10:23 AM
Post: #3
Not if The Dope Show gets there hands on The Dangerous Alliance...

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08-03-2015, 10:26 AM
Post: #5
Who the hell ARE you people?

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08-03-2015, 11:03 AM
Post: #10
(08-03-2015 10:18 AM)Darren Dangerous Said:  "Listen Dean, I like you, but as far as I am concerned myself, you and Amanda Hands are the only members of my faction. I recently learned you allowed Pringles to join even though this faction belongs to me. I am not saying he cannpt joim us but I want to have the option to approve or disapprove of all members.

OOC: Seriously man, this is my faction so ask permission first, ok?

Playboy Daddy D, listen up it's me it's me. I remember you telling me I had final say in anybody we bring in because you trust my recruiting skills. You told me you know that Dynamic Dean pimp recruits more young go-hards than the Marines and Air Force combined. I dunno maybe I dreamed that but it doesn't change the fact I remember it. I give you my word as a former holder of nine championships at the same time that Pringle Boi 187 the feather pluckin Father of Titles is going to take this Dangerous Alliance higher than it's ever been in any of its previous incarnations in past wrestling companies such as WCW and XQR. Ya dig? We cool? As ice? Oh, so nice!

PS: Who told that smelly old hag Amanda Glands she could be in? I guess we're even now bubba! Let's do this like Brew-dis!


OOC: Sorry man I got too excited about the DA but I think we can all make this work especially when we start up some wicked cooperative roleplays


(08-03-2015 10:21 AM)Drew Archyle Said:  This faction is going to survive for the long haul that much is clear.

That was a very stupid thing to say, whoever you are! Mind your own business or I'm calling your mother!


XWF record: 11W - 3L


Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world

Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)

Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!


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08-03-2015, 11:12 AM
Post: #11
"You are right Dean, I apologize. My nearly 34 year old alcoholic brain doesn't work like it used to. Who do we have wus biw? Enlighten me.

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08-03-2015, 11:12 AM
Post: #12
Ooc- at least she isn't on your team at madness...

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08-03-2015, 11:15 AM
Post: #13
Amanda raiser her hand.

Amanda: Wait, I am still in this group, aren't I?

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08-03-2015, 11:17 AM
Post: #14
(08-03-2015 11:12 AM)CjSharpe Said:  Ooc- at least she isn't on your team at madness...

OOC: Who

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08-03-2015, 11:18 AM
Post: #16
I'd be surprised if you don't turn on us..

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08-03-2015, 11:22 AM
Post: #17
"Of course you are in the Dangerous Alliance Amanda. I would never get rid of you. I think you might have broken CJ's achey breaky heart though. I would love for you to show me some things you learned in the porno business. I need me some good pussy."

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08-03-2015, 11:22 AM
Post: #18
:10 x Fucking Better Seth Feder:
Sounds like a fuckin' soap opera. Bunch of faggots.

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08-03-2015, 11:24 AM
Post: #19
Darren I promise I will fuck you up. You will go down to a CJS.. So will Amanda.. She didn't break my heart.. I dont fuck with men like Amanda..

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08-03-2015, 11:27 AM
Post: #20
Amanda: Seth Faggot, why don't you go choke on CJ's baby penis?

Amanda: Daren, I would love to show you new things. Have you ever done anal?

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08-03-2015, 11:29 AM
Post: #21
You are fucking disgusting you hoe ass bitch!

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08-03-2015, 11:32 AM
Post: #22
:10 x Fucking Better Seth Feder:
Alliance, keep your man hands bitch quiet while the adults talk. Come to think of it, I don't think there are any on the team. Good reference on the small penis Amanda, did you come up with that joke all by yourself or did you get it from when they did the sex change on you? Next time you open your mouth, fill it with something or make it worth my time to actually listen.

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08-03-2015, 11:37 AM
Post: #23
(08-03-2015 11:12 AM)Darren Dangerous Said:  "You are right Dean, I apologize. My nearly 34 year old alcoholic brain doesn't work like it used to. Who do we have wus biw? Enlighten me.

It's kewl daddy-o you've been spending your life flabbergasting and annihilating poor fools in Shine Box matches your entire career. It's understandable you might need a lil syrup to get through the day and you might forget a thing here and there. That's why you took me on as the lead man in the DA! You know my brain works better and faster than any of these other kids in the schoolyard. I got you mayne.

(08-03-2015 11:18 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said:  "Frodo, Dean, Pringle, and Darren. No bitches allowed, right, Dean?"

I hear there's some debate about the original sex of this Armando Hands playa so it's likely some technicalities could come into play here. Can anybody confirm?

Whoa! I just saw the new card for Madness and it looks like Hands is one of our opponents! Regardless of what's dangling between them legs she's about to get busted faster than a teenage nut at an Asian prostitution party! Ching chong love you long!


XWF record: 11W - 3L


Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world

Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)

Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!


Wrestler Info
Championships acquired in XWF

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08-03-2015, 11:51 AM
Post: #24
(08-03-2015 11:32 AM)Seth Feder Said:  :10 x Fucking Better Seth Feder:
Alliance, keep your man hands bitch quiet while the adults talk. Come to think of it, I don't think there are any on the team. Good reference on the small penis Amanda, did you come up with that joke all by yourself or did you get it from when they did the sex change on you? Next time you open your mouth, fill it with something or make it worth my time to actually listen.

Well slap me silly and call me jilly, it looks like that confirmation I was asking for about Armando's sex change! Thank you sir!

So you're Seth Feder huh? S'posed to be related biologically to good old Blondie? Ya know it's funny I got his number on speed dial. Anyone who pays attention knows the original Sid and I have been friends since we used to beat up nerds and shove their heads into toilets in grade school together. Funny I met most of his family and never got introduced to you playa? Then again they never let me go down in the basement when I'd come over to play at their house. Maybe you were the reason they had that door all chained up, huh bubba?

Want to join the Dangerous Alliance?!


XWF record: 11W - 3L


Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world

Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)

Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!


Wrestler Info
Championships acquired in XWF

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08-03-2015, 12:04 PM
Post: #25
:10 x Fucking Better Seth Feder:
You think Sid actually introduced you to everyone in the family? You must have taken too many cocks to the head. I guess with your new little pets -- you'll have even more cocks slapped across your forehead. Have fun with that.

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08-03-2015, 12:20 PM
Post: #26
Tee hee hee, he made a funny guys! He said dicks!

Dean is shown in his bedroom sitting on his bed and bouncing up and down with glee. His friend Kyle, Mikey, Melissa, Stinky Stevie, Cory, Julie, Brittany, Chris, Kris, and Johnny all are on the bed with him because it's actually two king sized beds pushed side by side. The young group of friends all giggle and some of them spit their juice out and drop their juice boxes.

The smallest and apparently youngest of the bunch, Stinky Stevie, looks up at Dean with big innocent eyes and blinks. Doesn't that weird man know you could kill him with a single lego?

Dean giggles.

Smells to me like there's a few things that boy doesn't know!

............. Like how to accept an invitation into the greatest faction of all time, for one!


XWF record: 11W - 3L


Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world

Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)

Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!


Wrestler Info
Championships acquired in XWF

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08-03-2015, 03:53 PM
Post: #27
"CJ why are you ersring a mask now? Did you finally realize how fucking stupid you look? You look even more stupid now. Your "Dope Show" is just as gay as the Marilyn Manson song you stole that song from.

Amanda, you want it in the ass do ya, I can make that happen. I will even eat your perfect little ass out for hours. You know I will."

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08-03-2015, 04:05 PM
Post: #28
"You assholes need to simmer the fuck down. Amanda is not a man. She and I spoke and she didn't want it made public knowledge but to clear her name, I was in Lord Of The Cock Rings with her and played the role of Dildo Daggens. Ttust me guys, she has nothing but meat curtains down there/"

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08-03-2015, 04:07 PM
Post: #29
Darren did your part involve you to see how many dildos you could fit up your ass? That's what is sounds like..

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08-03-2015, 04:10 PM
Post: #31
Oh wait.. That part involved him shoving dildos up YOUR ass huh..

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08-03-2015, 04:13 PM
Post: #33
No thanks... I dont want to fuck off but you can go fuck yourself....

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08-03-2015, 04:14 PM
Post: #34
"CJ I know you have a severe mental handicap but grow up. Do you even know where a dildo goes? I know Amanda dumped your ass not even a day after siding with you but do5n't be jealous of me. You wanted inside her and we all know it, I beat your ass to it by 12 years. Don't hate the player, hate the game, and since your retarded ass probably thinks I am reffering to Triple H, but I am not. He would kill you and your whole fucking Eurotrash family."

"...oh and Dean, I would go as far as to say you are the co-owner of DA but I am the head honcho. How would The Dangerous Alliance get is name without me? Amanda is also a member and last time I checked you owe me back some money so don't get too cocky buddy."

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08-03-2015, 04:16 PM
Post: #36
Darren nobody can fucking take you seriously... Even your own member disrespected you... By the way.... A-Man-Duh has probably had several dicks in him you cumbucket... He is about to have yours in it..

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08-03-2015, 04:18 PM
Post: #37
(08-03-2015 10:39 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said:  "I'm gonna straight up put my dick on Double D's head and let it slither like a snake."

See you fucking prick Darren.. Even your own member disrespected you...

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08-03-2015, 04:24 PM
Post: #38
Amanda laughs so hard at CJ she slightly pisses herself.

Amanda: Opps! Anyone have a spare set of panties? Never mind, it is August.

Amanda reaches under her mini skirt and pulls her panties off giving the camera a brief view of her vagina.

Amanda: That will be edited right?

The camera guy shakes the camera "no".

Amanda: Oh well, it is not like anyone hasn't seen it before.

Amanda gives a cute smile and chuckle to the camera.

Amanda: CJ, you need to get over me. That Ginger cunt thought Darren was stalking her but is you who is stalking me. You are a liar and a cheating piece of shit and you no want to form some dumb Marilyn Manson rip off group because Darren formed the Alliance? Seriously? Grow up little boy.

Amanda twirls away as the camera man zooms in on her panties lying on the ground.

Camera man: These are going on E-Bay right now.

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08-03-2015, 04:30 PM
Post: #39
"CJ, if Frodo seriously wants to put his dick on another man's head he is clearly a faggot and I don't want him in the Alliance. All of this shit you are trying to stir is all related to your clear jealousy of me and what I have. Amanda left you. Get over it and move on already for fucks sake. This stupid group you put together was also out of Jealousy. I suppose now you know I was in a porno you are going to go out and be ine too, aren't you? Get a life you fucking cunt."

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08-03-2015, 04:30 PM
Post: #40
CJ looks on his phone and he looms disgusted.

"Ew what the fuck is this?! She is a nasty as hoochie mama! She is NOTHING but a whore.. I got over that bitch long ago.. Meet my new girl.."

A woman gets in the set clearly prettier then Amanda..

"This is Alyssa.. She is my new girlfriend.. And she actually has a vagina unlike Man Hands.. She is not a fucking porn star.. She is not a corner hoe.. She is a sweet loving woman.. Unlike that fucking disgrace for a woman you have on your mattress right now Darren."

They begin making out as Alyssa covers the camera..

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