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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **07-13-2015, 11:41 AM**

"Yeah, he lost his sack and shaft to AJ Lee. Her nasty rot crotch swallowed his manhood."

~~Rain~~ · (07-13-2015)

So are you.

LJ Havok · (07-14-2015)

Frodo, You're the man. There's always a place for you in my new world.... remember that.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2015)

"Guys!!! Guys!! LJ Havok knows my name. Guys!! LJ Havok. He knows my name."

~~Phil "Cm Punk" brooks~~ · **07-14-2015, 10:10 AM**

CM Punk:I'm not even going to bother.

Punk hands the microphone over to his girlfriend AJ...

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AJ Lee: So,here's the situation, Mistah Punk doesn't feel like talkin' to a nobody like yourself, especially one who isn't on his level. Geez louise,frodey, you ain't even on his same plane of existence. But since you wanna go running your mouth about my man, he may not feel like acknowledging your existence, but I'll go ahead and speak for him, not because I have to, but because I love my Puddin' Pop and I want to! Got it?! Ok! Now that we got that crystal clear, let's move on, shall we? See Frodo,My Man deserves all the credit inthe world and it's because of idiots like you that he's tryin' to change this place. He's tryin' to make it a better place than when he came in. All he asks for is your love, admiration......and most of all....your respect. In fact, my honey demands respect for what he's accomplished in this ring. At Madness, Punk was cheated outof that match and the whole world saw it. This stinky smelly Midget stole that match and clearly that was not fair! It's not fair!*AJ does a few breathing exercises*But that's OK, because that justmeans that, when he pounds your face in the Next Warfare before Relentless, he'll be in even thatworse of a mood and it'll make it extra entertainin' to watch. So, good luck with that wired jaw next week, Frod-O!

LJ Havok · **07-14-2015, 10:17 AM**

Frodo, I really cannot tell if that was sarcasm..

In any case, I feel like we are about to embark on a beautiful friendship.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **07-14-2015, 10:47 AM**

(07-14-2015, 10:10 AM)Phil "Cm Punk" brooks Said: CM Punk:I'm not even going to bother.

Punk hands the microphone over to his girlfriend AJ...

AJ Lee: So,here's the situation, Mistah Punk doesn't feel like talkin' to a nobody like yourself, especially one who isn't on his level. Geez louise,frodey, you ain't even on his same plane of existence. But since you wanna go running your mouth about my man, he may not feel like acknowledging your existence, but I'll go ahead and speak for him, not because I have to, but because I love my Puddin' Pop and I want to! Got it?! Ok! Now that we got that crystal clear, let's move on, shall we? See Frodo,My Man deserves all the credit inthe world and it's because of idiots like you that he's tryin' to change this place. He's tryin' to make it a better place than when he came in. All he asks for is your love, admiration......and most of all....your respect. In fact, my honey demands respect for what he's accomplished in this ring. At Madness, Punk was cheated outof that match and the whole world saw it. This stinky smelly Midget stole that match and clearly that was not fair! It's not fair!*AJ does a few breathing exercises*But that's OK, because that justmeans that, when he pounds your face in the Next Warfare before Relentless, he'll be in even thatworse of a mood and it'll make it extra entertainin' to watch. So, good luck with that wired jaw next week, Frod-O!

"Right, first, AJ and Punk are married. Not dating, so you pretending you're Punk and getting that fucked up, that's silly. Secondly, if Punk was so good, he'd have been able to avoid losing to me. But, he lost. So, he's beneath me. You're right, I'm not on his level, I'm six levels above him. He'll get respect when he manages to actually get a win over me.

Also, I won't be fighting on Warfare. I fight on Madness. Dipshit.

And, LJ, when I first joined, your name was one of the most known names here. You were a legend. I'm excited for you being back."

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **07-14-2015, 04:51 PM**

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. To defend himself from accusations that AJ owns his manhood, he went to AJ to stand up for him. Tell ya what, Mr. and Mrs. Lee, I, Robbie Motherfucking Bourbon, as opposed to Frodo, DO fight on Warfare, because Warfare; the blood, the skulls, the bodies, it calls to me. Come see me the Wednesday before Relentless, not that you deserve a spot on PPV. I've been fighting all summer long, you've pissed and moaned about antibiotics and a game of phone tag like they're bombshells and not proof you couldn't or wouldn't exhaust your resources to actually deliver to the people.

LJ, first I have to ask; will your new world have snacks? Is it an actual whole other planet? Say, are you that guy who's trying to colonize Mars in 2019? If so, bravo sir, bravo. Martian command centers are classic supervillain.

Second, I think your sister Jessica is cute. Loved her in TNA.

LJ Havok · **07-14-2015, 05:55 PM**

(07-14-2015, 04:51 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

LJ, first I have to ask; will your new world have snacks? Is it an actual whole other planet? Say, are you that guy who's trying to colonize Mars in 2019? If so, bravo sir, bravo. Martian command centers are classic supervillain.

Second, I think your sister Jessica is cute. Loved her in TNA.

Yes, tubs, all the snacks you want... Until your kind is stomped out by evolution.

...And what the actual fuck is a TNA?

~~Mia Dim~~ · **07-14-2015, 06:45 PM**

Shut up

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · **07-16-2015, 05:07 PM**

(07-14-2015, 05:55 PM)LJ Havok Said: Yes, tubs, all the snacks you want... Until your kind is stomped out by evolution.

...And what the actual fuck is a TNA?

Hey now, I just wanted to know what kind of party you had in mind, no need to get hostile. And don't talk to me about evolutionary stomping; see I'm the type of guy who's doing the stomping. Did you know that besides us, the best survivors in the planet are cockroaches and rats? Do you have a plan for vermin in your new world? I do; my boot! I stomp on the fuckers, they die, I play around at the top of the food chain. See, it's not that complex; even the rats and the roaches know the score.

It's this weird place that really makes no sense sometimes. Never mind I brought it up.

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