HOUR BREAKDOWN Normally we'd have one hour focus on Traditional Style and the other hour focus on X-treme/Unrated, but since nobody actually requested to be on the X-treme hour, this ENTIRE SHOW will be under traditional rules! Traditional Rules: Keep RPs and segments more traditional/wrestling based; no explicit or sci-fi content allowed Tommy Wish - vs - Fontanna Standard Match Ethan Bird - vs - Sidney Cutter Standard Match Avery Rodriguez - vs - Aerial Knight Standard Match "Mr. F'n Dominance" Trax - vs - El Quardo Standard Match SURPRISE GUEST REF Note: Ref can RP up to 3 times, attempting to sway match in either direction or to strengthen submitted angles MAIN EVENT XWF Hart Championship Ginger Snaps - vs - Thunderbolt X Standard Match GUEST REF: Loverboy Vinnie Lane Note: Ref can RP up to 3 times, attempting to sway match in either direction or to strengthen submitted angles

TommyWish - vs - Fontana Standard Match

Wylin Out by Mos Def and Prefuse 73 plays

As Tommy Wish is walking down the ramp...Fontanna runs down the ramp and Clotheslines Tommy. Fontanna then picks Tommy up and drives him head first into the barricade. The ringside doctor runs over to check on Tommy but he waves them off. Fontanna slides into the ring smiling and laughing at Tommy, who is obviously pissed off! Tommy slowly walks up the steel stairs and climbs into the ring, to start the match...


The bell rings as both competitors get to their feet and start circling each other. Neither willing to make the first move and wind up making themselves vulnerable. Fontanna takes a step backwards and looks over the ropes, jaw jacking with a particularly loud fan jeering him. Wish wastes no time charging in and dropping a clubbing forearm across Fontanna's shoulder blades. Fontanna doubles over from the impact but manages to shove Wish away before charging after him and colliding against him with a lariat and knocks the bigger Wish off his feet! Wish hits the mat holding his throat and coughing. Fontanna goes and lays in the boots, stomping on Wish's arms, shoulders, and head.

Wish grabs one of his feet as it goes for a stomp! He yanks and pulls Fontanna off his feet! Fontanna crashes to the mat and Wish rolls on top of him, jockeying and struggling for position before dropping down some huge hammerfists! Left, right, left right, he doesn't even seem to punching him anymore, it looks more like a mauling!

Wait! Fontanna catches Wish's right hand! Then the left! Headbutt! Wish staggers off and falls flat on his ass, looking like he's in a bit of a daze. Fontanna pushes himself up to his feet and pulls Wish up to his. He then brings a knee up to Wish's stomach and doubles him over, before setting Wish's head inbetween his legs. He hoists!

Wish blocks it by hitting Fontanna in the back of the knees! He roars and gets out of Fontanna's clutches by dropping him with a huge back body drop! He floats over for the pin.

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Kickout! Fontanna gets his shoulder up and uses that momentum to get back to a vertical base. Wish shakes his head in frustration before turning around and getting right back into the thick of it. Wish throws a punch that smacks Fontanna in the jaw before whipping him into the ropes! On the rebound, Fontanna drops Wish with a huge dropkick! The cover!

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Thr--KICKOUT!

Fontanna seems absolutely livid! He screams at the ref, demanding that was three. The ref slaps his hand with two fingers outstretched, affirming that it was only a two count. Fontanna shakes his head and peels Wish up to his feet.

However, it seems that Wish has built up a head of steam! He throws them big elbows right to Fontanna's gut and shoves him off. Wish throws them big hambones that crack against Fontanna's jaw and knocks his backwards into the ropes. He then muscles Fontanna up and sets him on his shoulder, before taking off towards the center of the ring and dropping him with a huge Powerslam! He thinks about going for a pin but decides against it.

He peels Fontanna off the mat and forces him into the corner, before lifting him up and setting him up on the turnbuckles! Fontanna throws a hambone that knocks Wish away and he drops to the mat. High flying is not his forte and he's not going to risk fucking up now! He gets up in Wish's face and taunts him before reaching out to grab him.

Slap!

Wish just slapped him right in the face!

Fontanna's beet red, he is pissed at this disrespect!

Another slap!

A third!

Fontanna roars and hits the ropes, hoping to take Wish's head clean off his shoulders with a huge discus lariat!

No! Wish with the big knee to the gut! Fontanna doubles over and...

HideYaFace! The Impact DDT connects!

He goes for the pin!

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Three!

Tommy Wish emerges victorious in this bout.


After the bells ring to declare the winner, we see Tommy roll out to the ring and grabs a chain under the ring. Then he rolls into the ring and strangles Fontanna neck for a few minutes and the fans are booing at him, then he uses the chain to hit a Russian legsweep. Tommy removes the chain off his neck, and lifts him up again, and Irish Whip him and hits a Massive Lariat that made Fontanna land on his neck.


Then Tommy grabs a mic, and kneels down to the downed Rookie.


Tommy: Smart move to attack me early before the bell even rang, but a Rookie mistake for not even turning around before I almost cut your oxygen and turned you blue. Welcome to the XWF, Rookie.


Then Tommy leaves the ring as the medics check up on Fontanna.

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Ethan Bird - vs - Sidney Cutter Standard Match

The sounds of the streets plays

Ethan walks down through the crowd, hopes the guardrail and slides into the ring.

Until We're Dead by the Star Fucking Hipsters plays

Lights flicker and shut completely off after the piano intro and when the first guitar riff begins the lights turn on to full brightness while Sidney enters dragging a barbed wire baseball bat cursing and pointing at the audience as well as general jibes. As he walks to the ring the lights fade on and off, and when he reaches the ring the lights get amazingly bright and tsidney usually spits or snot rockets at the crowd continuing to berate them


The bell sounds and the two men go at it. Cutter tries to chop the big man down, but Bird is having none of it. He grabs Cutter and nails a Judo hip throw. Ethan Bird grabs the man up and whips him into the ropes before catching his rebound with a reverse neckbreaker. Bird quickly covers him as the referee slides into position.

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KICKOUT!

Cutter isn’t out of it that easy. Bird pulls him up but Cutter hits a throat thrust and catches the big man off guard. Cutter wraps around his stomach with his arms and lifts him up with a belly-to-belly suplex! The big man goes over and hits the mat with a thud. Cutter smiles and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. The referee is quick to apprehend them and turns to throw them outside. Cutter takes this opportunity to stomp on the balls of Bird! Bird convulses in pain from the blatant low blow. Cutter quickly covers him!

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NO! Bird is able to get his shoulder up.

Cutter quickly gets up. Bird gets to his knees only to be kicked down again by a dropkick. Cutter comes over and begins driving his fist into the mush of Bird over and over and over! Bird grabs Cutter around the neck and returns a solid right of his own that gets Cutter off as his nose begins trickling blood. Cutter tries to hold him down with stomps to the stomach, but Bird catches his third foot and sends him back tumbling over himself.
Bird gets to his feet and charges at the disoriented foe. Cutter gets up just in time to take a running clothesline knocking him for a loop! Bird isn’t finished as he waits for his opponent to return to his feet. He kicks Cutter in the gut and lifts him up for a poweromb!

Cutter slides out of it though! Bird turns around just in time for Cutter to wrap his head and charge for a second rope bulldog! Bird is sprawled out on the ground as Cutter begins driving his knees into the face of Ethan! Ethan is trying to stop it, but the knees are too heavy to block. Ethan finally pushes him away and gets to the ropes.

Cutter is forced to create separation.

He charges towards Bird, but Bird lifts him up onto his shoulders and charges forward hitting a powerslam! He doesn’t go for a cover, but just smacks him on the side of the face with a slap and walks away. Cutter is up and looks furious! He charges Bird, but Bird just trips him sending Cutter into the corner forefully. Cutter bounces out in bad shape as he turns into the caring arms of Bird.

WHO THEN DROPS HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH A WORLD’S END!

So much for caring.

The lifting fisherman’s DDT devastates Cutter who is barely moving. Ethan Bird goes for the cover.

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THREE!

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Avery Rodriguez - vs - Aerial Knight Standard Match

"You" by Candlebox plays

As "You" began to blare out throughout the arena, Avery would walk out onto the stage, being greeted by a rapturous ovation from the crowd. Taking the moment to soak in the energy from the fans, a smirk would come across the Latina's face as she scans the arena. Being consumed by the adrenaline rush, Avery would get down to one knee, cups her hands around her mouth and yells out:


Avery hops back onto her feet and the crowd is going crazy! She runs down the ramp and slides through the bottom rope, hopping back onto her feet to scale the closest turnbuckle. Avery throws her arms and fists up into the air as the crowd cheers for her. Rodriguez then comes back down and leans up against the ropes as she waits for the match to start.

"Sentry the Defiant" by Coheed and Cambria plays

The acoustic strums of a guitar can be heard as the spotlights point directly at the ramp and everyone becomes dead silent. The acoustic strums repeat for a second time as fog begins to seep out of the ramp and towards the ring itself. Just as the song becomes heavy, the Aerial Knight bursts through the curtains and takes a good look at the crowd and the ring. Once the lyrics hit, he slowly walks to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans to his left side as he passes them by. As soon as he gets close to the ring, he stops and looks up at the ring, where the referee (and if he enters second, his opponent) are waiting for him. He smirks at them and circles the ring as the song continues to play, even as the chorus plays out. After annoying the referee and taking a good chunk of air time out of the show, he climbs the stairs and hops over the top rope.

Once inside, he then hops to the top rope of his respective corner and waits for the bell to ring. All the while, he has a cocky smirk on his face.

The bell sounds and Rodriguez wastes no time going right at her opponent by locking up with her and then immediately tossing him into the corner. Knight’s back connects hard with the turnbuckles and before he can react Rodriguez takes him out with a dropkick the result of which leaves Knight seated up against the bottom turnbuckle. Rodriguez follows up with a few well-placed corner stomps to Knight’s face and chest.

Rodriguez grabs Knight by the hair and pulls him up to his feet and then drags him towards the center of the ring and plants him with a spinning spinebuster. With Knight down Rodriguez slowly walks around the ring taunting her opponent.

Rodriguez starts playing to the crowd a little bit something that would prove ill-advised as Rodriguez was in the midst of turning around when she gets taken out by Aerial Knight via a flying cross body block. Rodriguez is down on her back staring up at the ceiling while Knight spins around and starts pushing himself up

Knight gets to one knee, and then the other. He stands over the fallen rookie but only for a moment and he pulls Avery Rodriguez up and tosses her into the corner. Once there Knight grabs the back of Avery’s head and begins smashing it into the top turnbuckle.




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Rodriguez’ head connects with the turnbuckle five times before Knight lets go and watches as Rodriguez falls backwards to the mat.

Knight quickly grabs Rodriguez’s leg and hooks her for a pin.




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Kick out!!

Knight quickly reacts to the unsuccessful pin fall by pulling his opponent up and again tossing her into the corner but Rodriguez manages to stop her momentum turn herself around and nail an unsuspecting Aerial Knight with a discus clothesline the force of which puts both competitors down but only for a moment.
Rodriguez is somehow the first to her feet, she picks Knight up by the throat and tosses him under the bottom rope. With his neck hanging over the ring apron Rodriguez grabs Knight’s legs like a wheelbarrow and using all of her momentum falls backwards sending Knight throat first into the bottom rope. Knight rolls over in an attempt to get away but Rodriguez grabs him by the leg and pulls him into the center of the ring and slaps Knight across the face as hard as she can.


SLAP!!!




SLAP!!!



Rodriguez pulls Knight up by the ears and sets him up for a snap suplex but Knight reverses it into a bridge pin.





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Kick out!!

Knight quickly spins to his feet, backs up a few steps and then charges at Rodriguez, taking her out with The Knighting.(Shining Wizard)

With Rodriguez down Knight wastes no time and ascends the turnbuckle and then leaps off hitting Rodriguez with a flawlessly executed Knightfall. (Shooting Star Press) and then a pin.





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3!!!

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"Mr. F'n Dominance" Trax - vs - El Quardo Standard Match SURPRISE GUEST REF Note: Ref can RP up to 3 times, attempting to sway match in either direction or to strengthen submitted angles

Blacker The Berry by Kendrick Lamar plays

Walks down to the ring in his attire and black hoody with jackie by his side, usual taunts the crowd on the way down to the ring, runs and slides into the ring when he gets halfway down the ramp, starts pacing and shadow boxing in the ring before standing in the middle and raising his arm, taking his hoody off and throwing it into the crowd then standing in the corner arms up on the ropes head cocked back with a shit eating grin on his face.

Coward by Black Light Burns plays

The crowded arena's lights flicker briefly before falling into darkness. Primal drumming begins before unrestrained, thrashing guitar explodes, enveloping the mass into a startled frenzy. The stolen sight returns as the place slowly illuminates. The X-Tron flares to life, flashing a montage of the self proclaimed "Death Defying Daredevil" as he executes various moves from his near limitless arsenal. Slowly, a large flock floods through the entranceway from the back. The diversified group, from rough and tough looking, weapon wielding goons to sleek, well groomed associates, comes to a stand still on the stage.

"YOU MAY FIND
THAT MY APPETITE GETS IT'S WAY
IT KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
I'M A BEAST SWALLOWING PREY"...

As the lyrics for "Coward" by Black Lights Burns resonate throughout the vast building, an enigmatic figure pushes his way out of the pack. His visage buried behind a menacing disguise, "The Masked Maniac" El Quardo beckons his legion to follow as he stalks towards the ring.

Exquisite boots clang off the metal ramp as El Quardo surveys the vast audience. Every movement flaunts his immaculate physique. Veins surface under tan skin as chiseled muscle contracts and flexes.

Rolling under the bottom rope and waiting for the bell to sound.

Rockstar by Nickleback plays

"Rock Star" plays as Dimallisher wearing an official XWF Referee shirt walks out shaking hands with the fans. He climbs into the ring and immediately starts cursing at both competitors.


Dim looks at both competitors before walking over to Trax and begins patting him down for weapons. Trax turns around as Dim continues his search. Dim grabs his ass and Trax rears back about to clobber Dim. Dim backs away but has a determined look on his face. Dim walks up to El Quardo and begins searching him. He reaches into his tights and pulls out a pistol! El Quardo is shaking his head and acting as if he had no knowledge of it! Dim points at him accursedly before throwing the obviously planted gun away. Dim finally looks at both men and motions for the bell.

Trax and El Quardo lock up, but Trax whips Quardo across the ring. Quardo gets up and charges Trax only for the latter to nail him with a clothesline. Trax waits for El Quardo to get up before wrapping his hands around his waist. He tries for a German suplex, but El Quardo wraps his leg around Trax’s, stopping the move.

El Quardo rears back and nails an elbow to the side of Trax’s head! Trax releases it and staggers back. El Quardo wraps his arms around Trax and sends him over his back with a belly-to-belly suplex. Trax bounces off the ground and gets to his feet.

El Quardo whips Trax into the corner and charges him with a clothesline. Trax takes the blow and falls to the ground. El Quardo climbs to the top rope and looks down upon him. He leaps for a shooting star press!

Trax rolls out of the way as El Quardo hits the ground hard! Trax rolls him over and goes for the count.

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THREE!

At least that’s what the crowd is saying. Dim, meanwhile, is staring dumbfounded at the pinfall attempt. Trax looks up at him and gets up infuriated. Dim just turns away from him. Trax pulls at his hair in exasperation before El Quardo hits a low blow!

Trax’s face displays pain before he is rolled up. Dim slowly turns around and goes for the quick pinfall.

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2…NO! Trax kicks out.

Trax bounces to his feet as does El Quardo. Trax nails him with the…


TRAP SILENCER!!!

El Quardo falls out.

Dim notices that his shoes are untied. He kneels down to tie them. He can't remember how to tie his shoes though so it's taking longer than it should.

Through the crowd comes the group of KKK members who are each carrying burning crosses.

Trax sees it coming and arms himself with a steel chair to defend himself.

He picks off each KKK member one by one until the action spills out of the ring.

Dim is still tying his shoe...

Suddenly we hear the roar of an engine coming from the entrance ramp. What the fuck...



Someone is driving a General Lee car down the ramp at full speed!

Trax is shocked while the passenger of the car fires his shotgun into the air!

The car is rammed into Trax who goes tumbling over the hood!

The passenger of the car is none other than DICK E TICKLER!

The driver who looks to be around 6 feet tall, slender build, steps out and is wearing a confederate flag around his face.

The masked driver DDTs Trax on the hood of the car while Dick Tickler gets some chains out of the trunk.

Meanwhile, Dim is STILL in the ring trying to figure out how to tie his shoes. He can't figure out those darn bunny ears.

Dick and the masked attacker wrap Trax up in chains so that he can't move and they slide him under the bottom rope and into the ring.

Finally Dim manages to form some kind of knot... actually, he's managed to tie his shoes together. Fuck it, he kicks them off after tripping.

Dim drags Trax into the ring and lays him over top of El Quardo. Dim cracks a whip over Trax's back and then makes the count.

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Dim graba El Quardo by his neck and drags him up the ramp to the stage where a immigration officer is waiting in his van. Dim choke slams Quardo, rips off all of his clothes except for his mask and throws him by his asshole into the back of the van which has a burrito, a bucket, and a dildo laying inside.

"Take him back home to Mexico, officer!"

Dim closes the door and it speeds off.

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MAIN EVENT XWF Hart Championship Ginger Snaps - vs - Thunderbolt X Standard Match GUEST REF: Loverboy Vinnie Lane Note: Ref can RP up to 3 times, attempting to sway match in either direction or to strengthen submitted angles

On My Own by CFO$ plays

Thunderbolt X comes out and does an Adrian Neville turn. He gets up and goes from side to side with his arms forming a DX style X above my head. He gets to the ring and jumps on the apron like Brock Lesnar and does a few side to sides. He bounces off the rope and performs a Red Arrow style somersault. He lands on both feet and performs a DX Chop. Thunderbolt then performs a superhero crouch.

Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingford plays

Ginger bounces down to the ring as the song plays. She waves to the fans and blows kisses while holding the Hart title up in the air for all to see.

I Wanna Rock by Twister Sister plays

The high pitched wail of Dee Snider pierces the air as the Twisted Sister classic pumps through the PA system. As two big pyro towers shoot off on either side of the stage, former XWF Hart Champion and for tonight referee "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane spins out of the entrance ramp, wearing his favorite t-shirt, a cutoff Faster Pussycat screen print, long silver tights and shining silver boots. The crowd pops as Loverboy struts down the aisle, strumming the air guitarand leaping into the air with a jumping split. As he hops onto the ring apron, he swings around, facing the crowd, and pumps his fist along to the music, singing along and inciting the crowd to do so as well.

Ginger and TBX glare at one another in the ring, Vinnie Lane in a ripped ref shirt exposing his mid-rift stands between the two. Thunderbolt goes to shake Lane's hand but Vinnie walks away and calls for the bell.

Ginger rushes TBX with a lariat but Thunderbolt ducks under her arm and surprises her with a backstabber! The champ goes to the ground, clutching her back in pain as TBX gets back to his feet and takes a few steps back, he crouches down and gets in position ready for a superkick. Ginger gets to her feet and turns to TBX who throws a devastating kick towards Snaps!

But Ginger side steps and drives an elbow into TBX's nose! Thunderbolt falls back but stays on his feet, Ginger takes advantage and runs in, hitting Thunderbolt with an enziguri. X falls to the ground and Ginger goes for the cover!


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Ginger looks up at Lane who is on his phone in the corner, Ginger calls for Lane who reluctantly puts his phone away and rolls his eyes before making the count.

ONE!

Kick out! Ginger gets to her knees a little frustrated. Lane shrugs and gets back up and goes on Tinder. The two competitors get away from each other and Ginger once again rushes forward to meet TBX, who throws out another stiff arm, this time Ginger has it scouted, as he stops mid-move, and then leaps up into the air and extends her feet out, catching TBX by surprise with a dropkick, Thunderbolt is stunned momentarily as Snaps rushes back to her feet, runs toward X, swings around him, locks him around the neck and drops down, smashing TBX right off the canvas, face first. After connecting with a impromptu Ginger DDT, she hooks Thunderbolt's legs for the cover.

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ON-NO! Thunderbolt X with a powerful kickout, he flings the much smaller Ginger off him, who manages to land directly on her feet, she wastes no time charging once more at the now seated TBX, and throws a knee right into his face, but Thunderbolt is able to duck under the strike! Thunderbolt X smartly underhooks the arms of Ginger, and then slides him over on his back, completing the back slide pin! Lane is annoyed he has to go back down for another count.


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Kick out! Ginger manages to get loose and the pair catch their breath, when suddenly...


Without warning a big gray police assault vehicle with the CPD shield on the side comes out from the back slowly. The fans are going crazy trying to figure out what is going on. Ginger Snaps and Thunderbolt X as well as special guest ref Vinnie Lane are all standing in the ring watching as the vehicle approaches the ring. The vehicle finally comes to a stop only after it bumps into the side of the ring shaking it enough that all three people inside the ring momentarily lose their balance.

The driver side door of the vehicle swings open and a man dressed in full CPD riot gear jumps down out of the vehicle. He climbs the ring steps and then climbs in between the ropes. The man then approaches Vinnie Lane, Thunberbolt X and Ginger Snaps, taking a few seconds to stare each one down. He then takes a step back and removes his helmet.

It's Drew Archyle. The XWF's newest resident whackjob.

Archyle attaches the helmet to his belt and then reaches into his pocket and pulls something yellow out but doesn't reveal exactly what it is to anyone. He then slowly circles the three people in the ring and then backs himself into the far corner. Once there Drew opens his hand and begins unrolling yellow police tape that reads "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS". Drew then begins roping off the corner effectively removing that corner from being used for the remainder of the match. Once he's roped the area off to his satisfaction he reaches back with both hands and hoists himself up so that he is sitting on the top turnbuckle. Satisfied with his seating arrangements he motions to the competitors that they may continue the match.

Thunderbolt catches Ginger off guard with a heavy right hook that knocks the sense out of the champ. Ginger tumbles to the ground but rolls to her feet, making sure her nose isn't broken. TBX steps to the side and waits for Ginger to get to her feet, as soon as she does Thunderbolt strikes with the Thunder Clap! TBX hits the RKO and goes for the cover, Lane still a little confused by the appearance of Drew tries to send him packing and doesn't see TBX covering Ginger!

After a few seconds Drew points behind Lane at the pin and Vinnie springs into action counting the pin.

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THRE-NO! Ginger barely gets a shoulder up! TBX gets to his knees holding his face in his hands in frustration! TBX looks at Vinnie shaking his head who shrugs.

"Sorry dude, be better."

Thunderbolt gets to his feet and gives a kick to Ginger's stomach, he then stands back into the corner and waits for her to get up. Ginger gets to her hands and knees and TBX sprints towards her, going for Thunderbolt End! (Curb Stomp) He gets a foot on Gingers back and jumps into the air, but Snaps rolls away and get to her feet! Thunderbolt lands on the mat and turns shocked to Ginger!

GINGER SNAP!

With lighting quick speed Ginger drops TBX with the Snap Suplex and goes for the cover!

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Lane hesitates...















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THREE!!!!!!

Ginger gets to her feet to a round of applause! Vinnie Lane has just handed the Hart Title to Ginger Snaps who was able to successfully retain it against Thunderbolt X. She has her back turned to Drew Archyle having forgot that he was even there as he has not involved himself in the match since his arrival. Ginger holds the belt up high as the crowd showers her with cheers unbeknownst to her Drew leaps down from his perch in the corner and drops the Hart Champion with a diving elbow drop that he calls "The Funny Bone". Snaps goes down. Vinnie Lane looks down at her and then at Drew not really sure what to do. Drew quickly gets to his feet and grabs a baton off his belt and in one quick motion extends the baton outwards and points it at Lane.

"This doesn't concern you. You've done your job now go and enjoy the rest of your night and leave this little twat to me."

"Sorry dude but that shit doesn't fly with me."

"Your funeral."

Drew swings the baton at Lane nailing him right in the ribs. Lane grabs at his side in obvious pain. Drew closes in on Lane and attempts to give him another blow...


THUMP!!!









CRACK!!!














HOLY SHIT!!!











Out of no where Thunderbolt X came flying onto the scene. He tried to take out Drew but Archyle must have eyes in the back of his head because he stepped out of the way at the last second and TBX speared Vinnie Lane right into the corner. Lane's head smashed into the middle turnbuckle. A pool of crimson blood is quickly forming around Lane's head, his eyes having rolled into the back of his head.

Thunderbolt looks down at his fallen idol, so horrified at what he just did that he doesn't even see when Archyle brings the police baton down on the back of his head. TBX is knocked out instantaneously, his head falling forward and landing right in Lane's crotch.

"Fitting." Drew turns around quickly to face Ginger who was quietly trying to climb out of the ring."Where are you off to little lady? Don't be afraid of the outfit. I was doing some job shadowing earlier and didn't have time to change."

Ginger stops her retreat and walks towards Drew, the Hart title resting comfortably over her shoulder.

"Last week I issued you a challenge, truth is I didn't really give you a choice but either way you accepted the challenge without hesitation and I wanted to thank you for that. That was a stand up move on your part. In fact it's kind of ironic that in an industry made up of mostly men you showed the most balls out of anyone.."

Without warning Drew rears back and swings the baton at Ginger, cracking her across the jaw with the hard piece of metal. The Hart title goes flying as Ginger drops to the ground clutching at her jaw.

"Now I said you accepting my challenge was a stand up move and I mean that but it was also a stupid move. And you made it worse for yourself with that bullshit stipulation you put in place for next week. See now, now instead of being able to stretch everything out of the course of a week weeks I need to get it all in now and that's exactly what i'm going to do. Sorry Ginger but I'm not sorry."

Drew swings his arm downward bringing the butt of the baton flush with the top of Ginger's head. Ginger's head falls backwards to the mat, her eye's open as she stares up at the ceiling. Drew reaches down to his side and pulls out a taser. He points it down taking aim at Ginger and then squeezes the trigger sending 50,000 volts into Ginger's body which spasms uncontrollably.

Drew continues squeezing the trigger and Ginger's body continues to convulse until Drew finally decides to stop. Once he finally does Ginger lays motionless in the ring, her eyes closed as if she were taking a nap.

Drew reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of black spray paint. He takes off the cap, shakes it a little bit and then using the spray paint makes a black outline of Ginger's body before tossing the can to the ground. Before leaving the ring Drew reaches down and picks up the XWF Hart title and slings it over his shoulder.

"Next week this officially becomes mine in the meantime I will be relieving you of the burden of having to look after it. You can thank me whenever you wake up."

Drew climbs out of the ring and then climbs back into the Assault Vehicle. He turns both the lights and sirens on and then slowly backs the vehicle up until it eventually disappears out of sight.

Refs run down the ramp and start frantically working on an unresponsive Vinnie Lane as Madness fades to black.

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OOC: Hello Everyone. We apologize for the lateness of this show. Unfortunately somethings happened and the show was not able to be completed on time something we try and avoid at all costs. To anyone who is brand new I promise you late results is not the norm and again we apologize for their lateness and any inconvenience it may have caused. Because the results for this week we're late and to avoid cancelling next week's Madness what we are going to do is host a SUPER show next Wednesday. Essentially we will just going to add the matches we planned to have for next week's Madness to the Warfare card. It will be two matches and we will clearly notate which two they are. Those matches will follow the Madness rules, meaning traditional rules and those two matches will also follow the 3 promo max. The card for next week's SUPER show will go up tonight. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to PM me.

You will pay, Drew! You cost me the match and you messes with Vinnie Lane. If you think you are good as you say you are then put me in that Title match.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

I have had ENOUGH with Dim and his and his lackey's trifling, Shane I passed your test, I won the match, so its time for Dim put up or shut up and face me, I have other business to intend to but fuck it I want him at the super show, I'm not wrestling another goddamn match until I get my hands on that fool in a sanctioned match.

(OOC: If Dim accepts, book me, if not, don't book me)

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
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October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

(06-24-2015, 01:48 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You will pay, Drew! You cost me the match and you messes with Vinnie Lane. If you think you are good as you say you are then put me in that Title match.

I tire of this fake "baby face" running around trying to be a good guy yet begging for title shots and threatening revenge. Next week, Thunderbolt X, whatsay you become a real sympathetic face who gets his ass handed to him by a real monster heel? Accept the challenge, if you will.

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(06-24-2015, 01:48 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You will pay, Drew! You cost me the match and you messes with Vinnie Lane. If you think you are good as you say you are then put me in that Title match.

And here I thought I was the crazy one.

How in holy hell did I cost you that match?

I didn't do a thing to you during that match. You or Ginger. I just sat in the corner and watched the match like a good little boy.

And as for your Loverboy I wasn't the one that sent him to the Emergency Room, you did when you decided to use him as a fucking tackling dummy.

Speaking of dummies, if Ginger wants to add you to the match next week she can, it's her title. Well, sort of.

Drew spits on the Hart title and then uses the bottom of his t-shirt to polish off a smudge spot on the title.

Let me rephrase that. Ginger is the champion, for now. If she wants to add you she can. If not, you can go to the back of the line where you belong you sourfaced fuck nugget.

Thunderbolt, I told you. I need this title, so I won't let you take it. Drew, though a meanie, didn't change that. He actually helped you. Lane was ignoring your pin, and Drew pointed it out. Sorry, mate. Better luck on Wednesday.

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(06-24-2015, 08:56 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Thunderbolt, I told you. I need this title, so I won't let you take it. Drew, though a meanie, didn't change that. He actually helped you. Lane was ignoring your pin, and Drew pointed it out. Sorry, mate. Better luck on Wednesday.

Actually, Vinnie was distracted by Drew's entrance. Sure he pointed out my cover, but had he not come out in the first place, then I could have been the Hart Champion!

Also Drew, you know my spear on Vinnie was unintentional. As a matter of fact, you were the one who knocked him out first.

Ginger, as soon as I win my match on Madfare, I'm coming for whoever is champion, regardless of whoever wal…… wait, I mean, whoever crawls out champion.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

TOMMY WISH!!!!! You think you can just jump me with a Fucking CHAIN!!! I will get you back for your disrespect!!!

Vinnie was on his phone not paying attention the entire time. Don't blame Drew. Apologise right now. And send flowers to Vinnie. I did. You should as well. Even Drew went to visit him.

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(Lane still a little confused by the appearance of Drew tries to send him packing and doesn't see TBX covering Ginger!)

Yeah, I'm sure Vinnie was on his phone.

Also I have sent flowers to not only Vinnie, but to Roxy as well.

In fact, we need to wrap up this argument, because I'm going to see them now.

GOODBYE

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

I really was wrong. Thunderbolt, you don't have heart. All you have is a list of excuses. It's never your fault. That's just not what I thought of you. I hoped there was a nice person here, besides Robbie and me. I really hoped it'd have been you. Sorry for my mistake, guys. And sorry it cost Vinnie like it did.

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(06-24-2015, 09:22 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: I really was wrong. Thunderbolt, you don't have heart. All you have is a list of excuses. It's never your fault. That's just not what I thought of you. I hoped there was a nice person here, besides Robbie and me. I really hoped it'd have been you. Sorry for my mistake, guys. And sorry it cost Vinnie like it did.

Are you kidding me right now?

I tried to save Vinnie, ok?

I try 110% in every match, I participate in, ok?

In fact, you beat me fair and square in the ring, however, all I am saying is that if Drew didn't come out, then Vinnie might hace noticed my cover and I could be Hart Champion.

Also, if Drew didn't come out, Vinnie wouldn't have been attacked therefore I wouldn't have accidently speared him, meaning he wouldn't be in a Coma right now.

And lastly, If Drew didn't come out, then you would be in possesstion of your Hart Title.

I make no excuses about the match, you did beat me fair and square but I could have won that match if Drew didn't come out.

Oh and by the way, the threat was aimed towards Drew, mostly because he deserves an ass whipping!

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

This is odd. . .

For some reason, Mister Thunderbolt's little line of bull-hickey reminds me of what was said following our session during Round One at Lethal Lottery. . .

Hm.

(06-24-2015, 09:32 PM)Thunderbolt X Said:

(06-24-2015, 09:22 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: I really was wrong. Thunderbolt, you don't have heart. All you have is a list of excuses. It's never your fault. That's just not what I thought of you. I hoped there was a nice person here, besides Robbie and me. I really hoped it'd have been you. Sorry for my mistake, guys. And sorry it cost Vinnie like it did.

Are you kidding me right now?

I tried to save Vinnie, ok?

I try 110% in every match, I participate in, ok?

In fact, you beat me fair and square in the ring, however, all I am saying is that if Drew didn't come out, then Vinnie might hace noticed my cover and I could be Hart Champion.

Also, if Drew didn't come out, Vinnie wouldn't have been attacked therefore I wouldn't have accidently speared him, meaning he wouldn't be in a Coma right now.

And lastly, If Drew didn't come out, then you would be in possesstion of your Hart Title.

I make no excuses about the match, you did beat me fair and square but I could have won that match if Drew didn't come out.

Oh and by the way, the threat was aimed towards Drew, mostly because he deserves an ass whipping!

Boy you are as stupid as you are a shit wrestler.

"I make no excuse about the match..."

Proceeds to make an excuse about the match.

You do know how excuses work right? You can just say you don't, at this stage is pretty obvious that you don't.

Now as for whether or not I deserve an ass whipping, that's probably true but I do know for a FACT that I have a better chance of getting that from a comatosed Vinnie Lane than I do from you. Today. Tomorrow. Next week. Next month or next year.

You're a punk bitch Thundercunt and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be.

But don't you worry your bitchy little self, you and I will face-off soon.

(06-25-2015, 03:31 AM)Drew Archyle Said:

(06-24-2015, 09:32 PM)Thunderbolt X Said:

(06-24-2015, 09:22 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: I really was wrong. Thunderbolt, you don't have heart. All you have is a list of excuses. It's never your fault. That's just not what I thought of you. I hoped there was a nice person here, besides Robbie and me. I really hoped it'd have been you. Sorry for my mistake, guys. And sorry it cost Vinnie like it did.

Are you kidding me right now?

I tried to save Vinnie, ok?

I try 110% in every match, I participate in, ok?

In fact, you beat me fair and square in the ring, however, all I am saying is that if Drew didn't come out, then Vinnie might hace noticed my cover and I could be Hart Champion.

Also, if Drew didn't come out, Vinnie wouldn't have been attacked therefore I wouldn't have accidently speared him, meaning he wouldn't be in a Coma right now.

And lastly, If Drew didn't come out, then you would be in possesstion of your Hart Title.

I make no excuses about the match, you did beat me fair and square but I could have won that match if Drew didn't come out.

Oh and by the way, the threat was aimed towards Drew, mostly because he deserves an ass whipping!

Boy you are as stupid as you are a shit wrestler.

"I make no excuse about the match..."

Proceeds to make an excuse about the match.

You do know how excuses work right? You can just say you don't, at this stage is pretty obvious that you don't.

Now as for whether or not I deserve an ass whipping, that's probably true but I do know for a FACT that I have a better chance of getting that from a comatosed Vinnie Lane than I do from you. Today. Tomorrow. Next week. Next month or next year.

You're a punk bitch Thundercunt and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be.

But don't you worry your bitchy little self, you and I will face-off soon.

Woah, woah, woah, back up.

I was just pointing out a situation that you were involved in, Mr Archyle. I wasn't making an excuse.

And don't bring Vinnie into this, ok? The next time I see your unstable self, not only will I kick the living shit out of you, I will excate a little revenge!

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend

Tell you what you brain dead troglodyte, after I give Ginger an up close and personal example of why women are inferior to men I'll plan on doing the exact same thing to you the next week.

How does Madness on July 6th sound to you?

Xtreme rules match. Anything and I mean absolutely fucking anything goes. I don't care if an Indominus Rex shows up and decides to eat you for breakfast that's a win as far as I'm concerned.

You want to talk a big game little boy, well now's your chance to back it up.

(06-24-2015, 09:07 PM)Fontanna Said: TOMMY WISH!!!!! You think you can just jump me with a Fucking CHAIN!!! I will get you back for your disrespect!!!

It's just the way game played, it's best to wait your turn....

(06-25-2015, 04:13 AM)Drew Archyle Said: Tell you what you brain dead troglodyte, after I give Ginger an up close and personal example of why women are inferior to men I'll plan on doing the exact same thing to you the next week.

How does Madness on July 6th sound to you?

Xtreme rules match. Anything and I mean absolutely fucking anything goes. I don't care if an Indominus Rex shows up and decides to eat you for breakfast that's a win as far as I'm concerned.

You want to talk a big game little boy, well now's your chance to back it up.

I'll give you the same advice the Doc gave me, don't waste your time with fodder like Thunderbolt X. Take that title off Ginger Snaps, for everyones sake, and be done with it.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
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You know I would generally agree with you Mr. Trax, it does seem to be an exercise in futility but you know what? I'm going to take a chance on Thundercunt. I'm going to give him one chance to lose like a man and not cry afterwards and rattle off a handful of excuses. If he can manage to avoid being himself then there may just be hope for him yet.