Option C: After Oaktree completes his sphincter smorgasbord, I rip Thunderbolt in half lengthwise, scoop out anything that looks important, take a big, steamy shit where his heart used to be, hire a gook seamstress to sew him back up, and parade him around as the literal sack of shit that he is?
Option D: We rip his balls off and forcefeed it to Dick and then cut off his dick and stick it up his asshole. We cut him open and shit everywhere and then sew him up and throw him off a cliff.
Sound Fun?
I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't
I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly
I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
"You want to fondle my dick, balls, and asshole? Sounds to me like you just came out of the closet, twinkletoes. I guess that would explain why you're constantly hanging all over Vinnie Lane's siphalitic manpleaser. But hey, kid, I'll give credit where credit is due: It probably wasn't easy to do what you just did, admitting to being a a colossal and all. I'll tell you what, before I shit down your throat I'll make sure to wrap you in one of those queer rainbow flags so everyone knows exactly how proud you were to be such a flaming abomination."
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
(06-29-2015, 04:11 PM)Dick E. Said: "Holy fucking shit batman! Ghost Tank decided to grace us with his prescense before not showing his opponent the same courtesy."
"My next match is versus Hank Lane. Spending time with my girlfriend and training. And, Dick, when are you going to get laid, man? You have an insatiable craving for derogatory homosexual terms.
Look, I have some gay friends, and I can try to hook them up with you. Just, promise me one thing? It's hard to get laid when you use language that demeans someone, it makes them hard for them to want to fuck you. Just saying."
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
(06-29-2015, 04:17 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: No, it goes
A, B, C, D, E, F
and so on.
"I even told you what Option F means, you useless imbecile. You want Option E? Go fuck yourself. There's Option E. See how much it resembles Option F? Maybe I should've skipped E and went to F. Oh, wait. I did, you fucking idiot."
"Nice poll Dick. Also, I love the fact that I'm a considering you're the man who is overly attached with getting your hands on my asshole. Face it Tickler, you've already lost, all this wannabe tough guy talk isn't going to change the fact that you are so truly fucked, it isn't even funny. So carry on calling me out despite the fact we have our match, keep screaming for attention like you need someone to change your depends and keep being a pathetic old piece of shit that no one gives a fuck about. And like I said before, save some material for your promos."
"What!? Hahahahahaha! Did you actually just say that line? 'Excuse me waiter, could you please send back this pudding? There seems to be some proof in it.' Hahahaha!! Wow. Fucking wow. I know you're like a hundred years old but Jesus titty fucking Christ that line is bad even for your standards. What have I told you Dick? Save some material for your promos, because this is what happens. You start to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull shit like this out. And editing video footage, come on man, Anyone can do that. Step your game up old man, at least make this match a little more interesting."
"Why don't you join him in the ring, ? You can give him a nice big kiss after he has his supper. I've got plenty of run left in these legs to take both of you out."
"And seeing that the true alpha male has more fight in him than the old lion who thought he had control of the pride, he turns to a young straggler in hopes he will regain his former glory. Glad to know I've won this little back and forth too Dick, see you next Warfare."
Dick E.
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Teens, some men, few kids (cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)
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"Begging me to stop making fun of you, pleading with me to 'save some material' as if for some reason what I do in promos will have some sort of effect on our match, and you're the alpha male? You're a goddamn joke and if you don't start taking this more seriously I'm going to pound your face into the canvas until I literally liquify your skull. Go ahead and plead some more for me to stop making you look like a little bitch. Its entertaining as all fuck."
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