Jesus, kid, you just can't stop talking, can you? I don't call myself Maria Brink's AIDs, you . I call myself Maria Brink. Because that's my name, dipshit.

My XWF Profile. It says Maria Brink. Not Maria Brink's AIDs

I'm irrelevant? Way to steal my phrase. Pussy. You took it easy because you couldn't think of anything to say to me. We all know the truth. You were too stupid to think of a decent come back, and that's why you stayed quiet for so long, and barely focused on anything I, or Freddy, said. You dumbass pansy division cockstain.

You're a Lorde fan? Seriously? It just reinforces my point about you wanting to be an Aussie, you stupid Kangaroo Jack mother fucker. Go suck on Austin Fernando's cock, see if he can make you an Australian baby in your throat. Fucking dipshit.

He is the comedian of the Asylum. He's funny. People like him because he's funny. Who likes you? No one. Not a single soul. Every friend you had, abandoned you. You don't have real fans, you have to pay people to be around you, and pay for them to fly places. You've got no one and nothing. If it wasn't for your money, you'd be nothing. Me? Joel fucked me so hard I got pregnant. I have AIDs, and still get more ass than you. None of it costs me money. Look at Frodo's sex life. You know, he banged your girl in her asshole? And his wife fucked your girl's face for like three hours.

Frodo's a joke? What's that make you, since it's well established that you're less than he is. Are you a failed comedian, then? Are you Dane Cook? Is that why you pretend to be so tough and edgy? To hide your failed comedy career?

You're so fucking stupid you don't understand how dumb you sound when you call me the Queen of Ass and Doc the king, when you're his bitch. What does that make you? Are you my bitch as well? If I tell you to roll over on Monday, will you? Be a good boy, go get me the newspaper.

First of all, thanks for telling us how shitty you are. We all know you're not deserving to be here. You're not a good enough wrestler to enter the same ring as anyone. Even John Black is better than you.

And no, I've had an awesome week. You've got us confused, baby girl. I'll tap out because the burning of my vagina from my awesome sex life is too much for me to bear? Where does that even make sense? Sophie, do you ever pay attention to the things you say, or do you just let the ignorant shit roll from your mouth and pretend that it makes sense to anyone? You fucking piece of trailer trash wrinkled dick bag.

Ok, so I bashed everything you said, and I want to touch on some things. Like how you're really really fucking ignorant and somehow degrading. Seriously, you are one of the dumbest people in the federation, if not the dumbest of us all. You can barely speak English, which is ironic because your country is still an English territory. And how is it that you are going backwards in terms of skill and mic prowess? You once were someone who people might consider someone worth actually paying attention to. Consider. Now? Now you're less than a video montage of Peter Gilmour's career highlights. Do you know how short that would be? Like less than ten seconds. And that's still somehow better than you are.

"Jasmine, what the fuck are you trying to by talking shit on me? What the fuck makes you think that's a good idea? Do you want to lose your genital rights for a third time? You want to call me the joker of the Asylum? Fuck you, you ignorant piece of shit. I'm The Violator! I'm also a general, and I'm Doc's trusted associate. Not you. You're only allowed around when Doc needs someone to laugh at. I make him laugh with my antics, you make him laugh with your shitty inability to do anything worth a fuck. Kill yourself."

Maria turns the cameras off; knowing she's already done longer promos than Mastermind has all week. Because he's a fucking lazy cunt. His mother is lucky to be dead and unable to see what a worthless cunt her kid turned out to be.