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Introducing... Mister Rellik
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04-30-2015, 05:37 PM

Cut to a shot of a lovely green lawn. On this lawn sits a single wide trailer, with decorated window seals, tulips covered in dew sitting on the pains. Music could be heard coming from the open windows, the kinda happy music that makes metal heads gag.

She whistled a happy tune as she went about her daily housework. The young blonde was a newlywed at the tender young age of eighteen. She and her new husband had eloped to the quickie wedding city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The beige shag carpet felt so good beneath her bare feet, the central air keeping the inside of her little home nice and comfy.

The doorbell rang.

She was a bit hesitant to answer the door as her husband was at work, so she looked through the peephole to see a man about twelve years her senior. He was unnaturally tanned and dressed in a brown suit, but his smile looked so gentle. So alluring.

She slid the chain off of the door and opened it slowly, the older gentleman smiling at her. He had a briefcase in his left hand, and a lightweight vacuum in the other. He started.
"Good morning ma'am, my name is Jack Evans from the Draisen Vacuum Cleaner Company in Walla Walla, Washington. Is your husband home today?"

Honestly she'd never heard of that company, nor that place. However, being a lover of a clean house, she smiled brilliantly. "Umm...no sir, but you say you're selling vacuum cleaners?"

"Yes yes, the kind that suck..."

"..Oh.."

"..a whole lotta dirt, yes yes! Our vacuum cleaners can clean the toughest messes! Dirt, thumbtacks, dog shit, you name it we can clean it!"

"Hey, waittaminute..." She started as the man pushed his way in. It's okay, she thought. He's just excited to be talking to a pretty young girl. Nothing to worry about, right?!

"Ma'am I wanna show you the Caulk Sucker 2000, a vacuum cleaner so power that it can suck Caulk out of a beehive! Kinda like you!"

"Wait, what?"

"Hahahahaha, just kidding! Now observe, Missus..."

"Jennings...Sandra Jennings..."She squealed as the the hyper active salesman dumped one of her plants into the floor. "...HEY!"

"Worry not ma'am! The Caulk Sucker 2000 destroys tough messes, just you watch! Even stomped in dirt!" He did just that as he stomped the muddy mess into the floor. "Observe, madam!"

Her face blood red with irritation, she nodded "Fine...it better work."

She watched in amazement as he plugged the vacuum in and went to work, the mud and dirt lifting into the dirt chamber with no problem. After about a minute of vacuuming, the carpet was clean, as if it had never been dirty in the first place. The man smiled a strange smile and flourished a hand toward the now perfect carpet. "See? No muss, no fuss! Just clean!"

"Niiiice..." She then noticed what appeared to be a smudge on his face. "...oh wait...here, lemme get that!"

She wiped and wiped...suddenly noticing that his pigmentation was wiping away. By the time she was finished, she noticed something. His face had changed. Skin was cracked...scarred. White. His lips were stained blood red with what appeared to be smile carved into it. His charming smile disappeared, and she felt a cheer as he spoke to her. "Ya shouldna done that, shweetie. Now ya sheen my real face, an'...well, that's gunna cause a huge problem for me."

"W....what are you...what are you gonna do?"

The disfigured man shoved the girl onto her brand new white couch, his laughter echoing through the trailer as he shoved the attachment down the girls throat. She gagged as she tried to scream, and our disfigured assailant flicked the switch on his machine.

The girl groaned in pain as her insides began filling the dust chamber, intestines and blood mixing together...the vacuum jamming. Silence...then, he just makes one statement, followed by laughter.


"Sucks to be yoooooouuuuu!"

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