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Turd Lopez · **04-21-2015, 07:44 PM**

Warning: This promo contains a lot of penises, vaginas, and assholes. This content might not be suitable for

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The scene opens on an eerie night. The camera pans up to the sky where we see a crescent shape moon. There's crickets chirping in the background as we pull up to a cottage that's situated in the middle of the woods. The dwelling is secluded, it would take 15 minutes before you hit another house and another 15 just to get into town. The house is marked by a solitary light that's mounted onto the wall overlooking the front porch. A car approaches the house. The car is completely blacked out; no light source whatsoever. We hear the song from Halloween playing in the background as the camera pans down to see the driver of the car holding a knife. The man with the knife is Turd Lopez and he's breathing heavily through his mask. For a moment, the camera view is seen through the holes of his mask as we approach the house. Turd gets out of the car and extinguishes the porch light with his knife. The Halloween music stops playing at this point. Turd then punches through the window on the door and unlocks it from the inside. The dog tries to bark but Turd is renown for being a beastmaster. The dog pisses on itself and hides in the corner.

Turd creeps through the dark house while holding the knife like a flashlight. According to the legend, Turd is nocturnal like a fluffy raccoon-- no, I mean like a scary wolf with fangs. A slightly more reasonable explanation could be that he has night vision built into his mask.

Turd finds the bedroom of the couple's home that he's invaded. They are in there having crazy sex which explains why they didn't hear the glass break. The man is putting his penis inside of the woman's vagina again and again. The camera zooms in on the penetration that's taking place. You can see both of their assholes. It's pretty hot, feel free to pause this and jack off if you need to. Turd sneaks up behind the man, puts the knife to his throat and cuts him open! Blood shoots out everywhere, covering the bitch as she starts screaming. Turd then cuts the man's penis off and shoves it into the woman's mouth in order to silence her.

Turd pushes the man aside and begins fucking the frightened woman. There's blood everywhere, even on the woman's asshole as we zoom in and get another close up of the penetration.

Suddenly a little boy walks into the doorway. It's her son Bobby.

Bobby: Mommy?

Mommy: MURHGURAMURAGUAGAR!

Turd: Mommy's busy at the moment, Timmy! Hehehehe!

The boy shrieks and runs to his room. Turd continues to force his 10 inch penis into the woman's wet vagina. We zoom in on the penis. And then the vagina. And then the penis again. And then on their exposed assholes. We get one final closeup of the woman's face as she gags on the bloody penis. She begins to have an orgasm from Turd's 10 inch penis going inside of her vagina. She's enjoying it! Then we hear a voice.

Cut.

The action stops as everyone in the scene calms down and separates from each other. The woman/rape victim spits out the penis prop and the man playing her husband asks for a towel in order to clean off the fake blood. It turns out that this whole scenario was staged.

Director: That works.

Woman: What the fuck was that?

Director: That's the end of the movie. We're done.

Woman: I think we could have done it better. For one, numb nuts here made too much noise coming in.

Director: I can go back in and edit out the noise. I know what I'm doing here!

Woman: There's not enough rape either. Our fans want more rape. They want tons of it! I am tired of responding to messages about why you guys don't rape me harder.

Director: Fine, I'll talk to Turd about it. Hold on.

We go outside where Turd is smoking a cigarette without his pants on.

Director: Turd, you haven't been putting in much effort lately. What's wrong, buddy?

Turd: Well, I've been doing the rape porn for 3 months now. I need a break.

Director: You're not retiring on me, are you? You're the best draw I've had since I started doing this! Don't quit on me, man! Our fans love seeing you rape bitches.

Turd: It's just a break so that I can go take care of some things. I need to relieve some stress and recharge my dick batteries. You understand?

Director: Completely. I'll write you a check tomorrow morning. Do whatever you need to do and get back with me when you're 100%. Are you going to a tropical island or something?

Turd: Nah. Just Inglewood, California.

Director: What the fuck is in Inglewood, California?

Turd: A wrestling match.

Director: Oh, I didn't know you were itching to get back in the ring.

Turd: I'm not. I just want to fucking fight someone. I don't give a shit about the sport itself or whatever the fuck The Inventor was going off about in something he said.

Director: Who's The Inventor?

Turd: He's just some asshole that I got to fight. He talked about how XWF might be the very best thing that's every happened to him. What a

, right?

Director: I know! Haha!

Turd: Wrestling is fuckin'

. That's all there is to it. I just want to go kick someone's ass, get paid, and walk the fuck out. Apparently this shit head is from a different planet or something.

Director: Like an alien or somethin'?

Turd: Yeah, something like that. What an idiot, right? Another alien who came to earth in order to touch sweaty, half naked men in order to show us the error of our ways. It doesn't end there though because they've decided to put a bull at ringside. Fuck it, I guess when I'm done beating up those four dudes and raping Jessica Clarke, I'll go fight the bowl as well.

Director: Hold up, there's a bitch out there begging to get raped?

Turd: Yeah, as far as I know. She signed up for match where anything goes with Turd Lopez in the ring with her. Here's a picture of her.

Director: She kinda boyish... but I guess she's like a 4, maybe a 5... Fuck it, some of our subscribers are into that. Anything goes in those matches right?

Turd: Pretty much. I'm not sure if fucking a bitch in the ass is going to be a disqualification or if it's a standard five count, or if she has to get to the ropes or what. I bring it up at every talent meeting we have but they never give me an answer.

Director: Shit and they got people filming anyway so I might as well get in on this.

Turd: If you want to, I don't mind. I can get you a spot in my corner as my manager. Just watch out for the fucking bull since that

shit is a thing now apparently..

Director: What about gay sex? You down with that too right? Oh man, you know how many movies we can pump out with 5 victims?!

Turd: As long as the money is right then anything is possible.

Director: Are you sure you won't get in trouble for this?

Turd: Why would I? Do people get charged with assault when they try to break someone else's neck with a piledriver? In WWE they might, but this is XWF where everyone is extra

.

Director: We gonna make a lot of money on Wednesday! You should have told me about this sooner.

Turd: What about this bitch in the house?

Director: She really wants to get raped. You wanna just give her the full experience?

Turd: Sure, fuck it...

Director: Thanks. Try to stick the knife in her butthole or do something that will scare her off. I don't have the energy to deal with models like that.

Turd flicks out his cigarette and walks back inside of the house.

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