NOCMM is sitting in the park and watching cars drive by. He drinks a kale smoothie, but he also has a bottle of water to his left.

NOCMM: A wrestling match is like a game of chess. You have to think and be three moves ahead of your opponent. Then you have a chess match against a shitty green as shit rookie like Dylan George, a rookie spic like Austin Fernando, or a comatose rookie like Dead Nick and most the thinking you do is thrown out, a waste. All you have to think about is whether you want to destroy this rookie like the dumb ass stupid he is or if you want to let them win for once so they can feel good about themselves and be a main eventer.

NOCMM cracks open a can of canned orange juice and drinks that.

NOCMM: God has to make that decision on Wednesday. God has to decide if he wants to win, lose or draw with someone. Sometimes he picks to beat people and sometimes he picks to lose to people and other times he picks to draw with people, but only God knows what he will pick.

NOCMM starts peeling an orange.

NOCMM: It's mysterious, is it not? God is odd like that. He makes mistakes and then he laughs at himself. He lets rookies be main eventers. He lets them be chumpions, but why does he does that? I assume it's all part of God's plan.

NOCMM eats the orange as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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