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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **03-24-2015, 04:44 PM**

NOCMM: Well excuse me, princess. I didn't realize I had to know every single quirk of every single useless rookie. It's a shit part of the job. So apparently I mistook Karl Cross's unfunny shit joke as something that he actually thought. Well okay. Karl Cross makes shit jokes. So he's still like Mastermind in that regard isn't he? They're shit joke twins who would suck each other's cocks if they didn't both believe incest was wrong.

NOCMM grabs a cookie and smashes it because he hates fatty foods.

NOCMM: Then the

had the audacity to say I had sex with a transgendered person? The fuck? So the dude is so gay he doesn't know what a woman looks like? He's misogynistic enough to believe a biological woman was some type of hellspawn? Or maybe that was another of his shit jokes where he implies a perfectly natural and innocent woman is some kind of man beast for absolutely no reason at all. He's going to hell for that. It doesn't matter if that was a shit joke or straight up misogyny, he will go to hell for that. It is definitely against God's will.

NOCMM grabs a woman and starts fucking her.

NOCMM: Seven months ago Karl Cross went to a laboratory of some kind. It's obvious now why. He thinks he can find a way to use science and undermine God. God isn't affected by science Karl. He will beat you on Saturday and there isn't a test tube or experiment that can save you. Give yourself 10 arms. God will give himself 20. Give yourself spider powers and GOD WILL SWAT YOU like the insect you are.

NOCMM fucks the bitch even harder.

NOCMM: It's not in the Bible, but that doesn't make this false. God is science. God created you to kill you. If you think science will help you Karl your rookie ass has another thing coming. Fags like you have been trying to undermine God for centuries, but just like Galileo and Madame Currie you will die. The only constants in life are God and his wrath.

NOCMM fucks the biological cisgendered female who is super sexy (and if you think otherwise you're into fat chicks or gay) as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

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