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03-21-2015, 05:18 PM


"What in the actual fuck did I pay attention to? Look, we'll discuss how raYne, Reeve, Jimbob, Courtney Cox, whatever the fuck his name this week is, got fucked up getting put against me in a minute. For now, I wanna laugh at Justin Terirely Fucking Stupid is for booking this match, and the last week. See, I set up a match for Justin. One that I was at a disadvantage in. And Justin? All he had to do was say yes. A handicap match, me, vs Thunderbottle, and Hero, and maybe Wallace. That's three on one. At least one of those competitors has won a match. Spoiler, not Hero. And what does he do instead? Drops the fucking ball, and picks Rayne of all people for me to fight. Rayne, who doesn't win. At anything, Life, the XWF, a fucking spelling test in which he is literally competing against a dead moose. No contest that you can imagine involves Rayne winning. Not a fucking one. And Sane picked this man to keep me in shackles, right? Brill fucking liant. Of course, this is coming from the man who said that Defiance would win all the major titles in the federation right before Lane took the Hart, Doc kept the Universal, and like a dumbass Sane lost the Xtreme. 3 up, 2 misses, and a major loss. So, not only is Sane full of shit, but he also can't avoid being pinned.

And he can't fucking count. Because there's still one more title that he didn't add in. The Crown. Defiance didn't even go for that title. Now, this week Defiance will lose another title. Because Duke is going to pin Mastermind before Corvus can. Because when Duke didn't get his ass handed to him by Dim, he'll be able to hand Corvus and Mastermind their asses at the same time. Because Duke is a huge , but not a pussy. Sane can't say that about either of them. He likes cock, and to lose. But, I'm not sure he can spell cock. Justin, with all of your massive faults, can you spell the word cock? Oh, I know, right now every single member of Defiance is getting a massive hard on, all because I said cock. They're gearing up for a tirade of 'YOU ALWAYS USE THE SAME SHIT' despite the fact that ninety-nine percent of their trash is just written by Gator and rehashed by the other three. Because face it, kids, Defiance is just Gator and his pals. Hence Sane's booking of this match. Can you feel it, Sane? The juice flowing through you.

Let's discuss Sane's a little more, and maybe figure out if his plan was brilliant or stupid. See, it's a known fact that I dislike raYne, Reeve, Gordon, Francois, ODB, whatever name he is using this week, and that I try and avoid that nigga like the plague. False, I'd fuck the living shit out of Plague personified before I spend ten seconds with raYne, had to correct that. So, maybe Sane was hoping I would just not show up for the match. Maybe he thought I'd figure it was below me. Well, Sane, you can Below me. See what I did there? I'm funny, and not in the way Sane is. But, Justin, looks aren't everything big guy. Your record is funny as well. I mean, you are only claiming 4 losses, or is it 5 now? And 2 of them belong to me. Yet. you're still running around like you're so fucking awesome. Sad, Justin. Almost as sad as the chance you blew here. Unless you were told by people much more important than you, raYne for example, that you can only match me with certain people. Or, were you naive enough to believe that He Who Changes His Name Every Time We See Him is actually a viable opponent?

Can we get a ruling on the logic used for this particular match? Please. It's so fucking stupid it burns my dick. I mean, you cannot possibly be stupid enough to think that raYne is some kind of viable threat to anyone. Are you? Is this going to be like you being too stupid to force the Potato Sack to take the pin instead of you? Aw hell, you've got some lame ass excuse coming, I believe it. Fuck you Justin. Fuck you for making me have to deal with your ass. Just go fight Scully for his belt. And hope that he doesn't outretard you. I don't even know if that's possible at this point. I really don't. But you're gonna fucking find out.

Oh, raYne, Reeve, Johnny, Shawn, Maria, Tooth and Nail, Cragalag, Lego, Liza Minelli, whatever the fuck you expect people to call you now. We're going to do this. We're going to actually fucking talk. Holy fucking shit. This has got to be the best day of your life. I get to make you feel like you matter. But, truth is, you don't. You should have learned that a long time ago.

Now, let's start with this. People laugh at Peter, all the time. Sure, some people respect Peter, but those people have huffed too much paint, Dim, and those people are usually admitted . Kimmy? No one remembers her, except you and me. And guess what, I liked Kimmy. I had nothing to do with her leaving. Shane fired her, and Morbid turned her into a meat glove. I wasn't involved in that at all. Sure, I dicked Thraxx to death, but that was a mistake. One I am not sorry for. It was passed her time, anyway. Feder? I held no real beef with Sid. Wanted to fight the dude, but that's about it. Swaggy had issue with him. Get your facts checked, homie. What issue do you think I had with Santos? Where are you getting things? I never wanted to face Santos for his title. Hell, I'm still not sure I really did. I don't remember it, but that's because Tony Santos is not memorable. I just know they tell me I faced him once. And pinned him. For the three count. But they say that the count happened as time ran out, so it didn't count. I dunno, I don't feel like looking at old footage of something I'll forget the second I turn the TV off.

You think my survival is in question? Yeah, if I have to endure too much of your shit I might off myself. In danger from you hurting me? Not likely. In danger of losing to you? Not a chance. Not for a second. You know why? Because you're such a bad joke that not even you take yourself seriously. It's why you glittery around like a space fairy and change your name. Face it, Puck, no one thinks you're worth a shit. Have you honestly ever won a match here? Ever? Hell, when is the last time anyone besides me tortured themselves enough to sit through one of your promos? Yeah, consider that a sign. No one wants you alive. Kill yourself. Blame it on whoever you want, but just fucking end it. Because god knows we're all already tired of you existing. When you left, we threw a massive party. When you leave again, we'll all throw another party. Have you noticed a trend in the prediction meetings? No one, except one cunt who just threw out random names, is voting for you. No one wants you to win. Even members of Defiance are voting against you.

People don't like you. People don't want you. People don't think you're worth a shit. Hell, even your mother wishes you were aborted. I bet your father wished he wore more condoms, or took more kicks to the dick when he was younger. Face it, raYne, you're a bad joke. And no one's laughing. Like I said, not even you. Please, don't respond, just end your life. Let the next promo you do be a suicide note. End it with a montage of all the times anyone ever gave a fuck about you. Shortest video ever."

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