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Kirk MacClay · **01-12-2015, 07:23 PM**

January 12, 2015
Key Arena
Seattle, Washington

Honorary Team Tigris vs Team MacClay Match
Tush
- vs -
Bobby Zi
Singles Match, One Fall

#1 Contender Battle Royal For The Prophetic Belt of The Almighty Higher Power
Jill Lorder
- vs -
C.C. Hollywood
- vs -
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
- vs -
Big Joe
- vs -
Simon Lyster
- vs -
Duncan B. Deadly
Over the Top Rope Battle Royal

Adrian Storms
- vs -
Jesus Christ
Best of 3 Falls Match

Austin Fernando
- vs -
Ghost Tank
Extreme Rules Match

Team Tigris
Luca Arzegotti
Frodo Smackins
Maverick
LH Harrison
- vs -
Team MacClay
'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane
TJ Wallace
'The Aerial Knight' Johnathan Heartsford
Xavier Swann
Standard Tag Team Match.
Winning Team Gets Title Shots
Winning Team's voted MVP Enters Universal Championship Fatal-4-Way

Television Championship
Gator ©
- vs -
Morbid Angel
Singles match, one fall. 15 minute time limit.
CHAMPION'S ADVANTAGE: Champion can post two RPs a day.
Challenger can only post one per day.

Fireworks! Cheers! Jeers! And Beers! The show opens with Bobby Zi and Tush already in the ring!

Honorary Team Tigris vs Team MacClay Match
Tush
- vs -
Bobby Zi
Singles Match, One Fall

The bell signals, causing Bobby Zi to rush straight out to Tush, Bobby Zi leaps into the air, slamming Tush into the turnbuckle corner, Bobby Zi climbs straight on top of the turnbuckle, Tush underneath him, and starts unloading punches right into the forehead. The crowd counts along with each punch!

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Ten punches! Bobby Zi’s fist ricocheted off of Tush’s skull repeatedly! Bobby Zi hops off the turnbuckle, he grabs Tush’s head, and drops down to the mat, Bobby Zi slamming his shoulder right underneath the jaw of Tush, Bobby Zi follows up, locking his arm over the head of Tush and sending him down to the mat with a snapmare, Bobby Zi runs to the ring ropes, rebounds off of them and rushes back to Tush, leaping into the air and sitting out to the mat, extending the leg, slamming it off the neck of Tush, hitting him with a leg drop!

GONGGGGGG

Joey Styles: Was that a gong? Wait! Who is that?!

A rope falls from the rafters with a ninja on it! The two men in the ring look up in confusion. The Ninja leaps from the rope and kicks Bobby right in the face! Bobby bounces away. The Ninja drops a karate chop across the throat of Tush! Tush spits blood from his mouth! The Ninja jumps on Bobby and begins hitting rapid strikes hitting every pressure point on the body! Both men are down and not moving as the Ninja grabs the rope and ascends.

Justin Roberts: The winner of the match is...... NO ONE!

We see that Steve Sayors in the Back in the locker room awaiting to meet up with Scotty Anderson, all we see is that Anderson has a hot new manager who had a body frame like Dawn Marie. He then looks into Steve eyes and starts to speak.

Scotty: Я Скотти Андерсон и я буду надрать задницу.

Then Steve looks confused on what he just said.

Sayors: What was that you said?

Then the women replies to the message.

The Woman: He said that he will take over XWF by storm!

Then Scotty speaks some more russian on the camera.

Scotty: Это Лука парень больше панк- сука , которые не принадлежат в кольце на всех!

Sayors: Da Fu---

Then the Woman speaks once again.

The Woman: Look all Scotty is saying is that some guy named Luka is one "tuff" guy who thinks he is going make it far in XWF.

Then Scotty and the Woman starts to laugh evilly into the camera as the scene shifts into the next segment.

Joey Styles: We're back to the ring to see Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace is already in the ring!

"212" by Azealia Banks featuring Lazy Jay plays

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Battle Royal for the Number One Contendership for the Name Your Title belt! Introducing first from Port Antonio, Portland, Jamaica, weighing in at 126 lbs... JILL LORDER!

The infectious hip house beats of Azealia Banks' "212" resonates from the PA system as Jill appears on the stage. The crowd is going crazy! Jill, enthusiastic as always, gets the crowd pumped up as she makes her way down the ramp. She takes the time to give out high fives to the fans before running and sliding underneath the bottom rope of the ring. Jill then quickly scales the top turnbuckle, raising her arms up and yelling out to the crowd, who respond with a reasonably sized pop of chants and cheers. Jill then climbs down and waits for the proceeding match to start.

"The Rapture of Ridley Walker" by Clutch plays

Justin Roberts: Introducing next from Mayuk, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 200 lbs... C.C. HOLLYWOOD!

The subtle pulse of the bass kicks in tune with the drums as all attention is being directed towards the entrance ramp. The XWF fans look in anticipation to see the arrival of a superstar to the way to the ring. Nothing shows on a screen, just black. The bass guitar now begins to keep in groove with the bass of the drums as the tempo quickly changes and here comes the awaited confirmation of C.C. Hollywood's arrival to the viewing live audience.

Went to the doctor, to see what could be given.
He said, "Sorry, but you've got to do your own livin'."
Went to the pastor, to hear what he would say.
He said, "Sorry, son, come back later some time after judgment day."

C.C. takes off the aviator glasses and tucks them over the front pocket of his leather jacket. He cracks a smile as he then walks straight forward to the ring, with a bunch of meaning in his steps. C.C. just looks like he goes into a different mood as he enters the ring, back first on the apron and rolling under the bottom rope.

There is no safe way out of here. No passage below the dungeon.
No mother ship will save you. So goes the rapture of Riddley Walker.

Up on his feet, C.C. takes off his jacket in one motion and drops it over the top rope and to the floor of the ring, glasses still attached as it is no worry about them.

*Lyrics finishing in background*
Churchyard was empty, schoolyard was bare.
Wind in the streets, wind in the air.
Pockets of diamonds, nothing to buy.
Scream out hello and get no reply.

Hollywood then backs up against the ropes and hooks his arms to stretch out his shoulders and back across the top rope. C.C. doesn't take his eyes off of where is opponent is.

"I Crawled" by SWANS plays

Justin Roberts: Introducing next to the ring from Shepperton, London, United Kingdom, weighing in at 265 lbs... SIMON LYSTER, 'THE SPINE TWISTER!'

Walks to the ring in a latex overcoat, accompanied by three SUBMISSIVES - hot valets in fetish gear accoutered with cervical, back, and halo braces. When he enters the ring, one SUBMISSIVE takes his coat. If he is first out, he lies on his stomach, waiting for his opponent, while two of the SUBMISSIVES massage his neck, traps, and triceps and the third walks up and down on his spine in her stiletto-heeled latex boots.

"Burn Your House Brown" by The Cardiacs plays

Justin Roberts: Introducing next to the ring from Atlantis, weighing in at 285 lbs... DUNCAN B. DEADLY!

Duncan slowly walks down to the ring and gets in the ring.

#1 Contender Battle Royal For The Prophetic Belt of The Almighty Higher Power
Jill Lorder
- vs -
C.C. Hollywood
- vs -
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
- vs -
Big Joe
- vs -
Simon Lyster
- vs -
Duncan B. Deadly
Over the Top Rope Battle Royal

All the competitors are standing in the ring but wheres Big Joe? Big Joe from under the ring! He starts on Simon Lyster, horrific display he is terrorizing Lyster. The others are sitting back watching as the bell hasn't rung yet!

DING DING DING

The bell finally rings and Big Joe Focuses on Simon for now and only Simon. Simon kicks him off for a second and turns to Tyroil. Simon grabs Tyroil and Black Death Cloud, the black mist hits Tyroil in the face, and Big Joe hits Tyroil with a Big Boot sending him crashing to the floor!

TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE Eliminated

One down, five to go! Big Joe grabs Simon, but Simon knees Joe in the gut. And Jill Lorder comes off the turnbuckle with a diving crossbody sending both men to the ground. Jill rolls to her feet and picks up Simon, but Simon pushes her back and C.C. Hollywood hits Jill with a Blindsight Clothesline! Jill is down! Hollywood goes after Big Joe, kicking him in the gut! And again! If you want to beat a big guy, go after that tummy! Hollywood runs to the ropes and on the rebound hits Big Joe with a dropkick to the head! Hollywood gets up and pumps up the crowd. The crowd responds with a mixture of cheers and boos, and Hollywood gets turned around by Duncan B. Deadly and Duncan hits Hollywood with a Belly to Belly Suplex sending him crashing to the opposite side of the ring! Duncan rolls to his feet, only to eat a Big Boot from Big Joe! Big Joe picks Duncan to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Duncan comes back on the rebound and eats a Superkick from Jill Lorder! Lorder looks at Big Joe and hits him with a chop! WOOOOO! But Big Joe eats the chop! Jill with another chop, and Big Joe eats that one! Jill with another and another, but to no avail. Big Joe pushes Jill and she goes flying into the arms of Simon! Simon takes a look at her and hits her with the German Suplex! Simon rolls back to his feet and charges at Big Joe, but eats a punch by Joe and is sent back to the ground!

Joe picks Simon up and he whips him to the ropes. Joe with a big boot and Simon drops the top rope and OOOH NOO! Joe’s balls is tangled with the top rope. Jill Lorder scurries to his feet and climbs the top rope. Missile Dropkick to the face of Big Joe, but Joe doesn’t fall! Simon with a clothesline to Joe but Joe doesn’t fall. And now Duncan B. Deadly charges at Joe but Joe pushes Duncan B. Deadly across the ring, and Duncan eats a Twisting Neckbreaker from C.C. Hollywood! Joe swings his leg back in the ring, but comes in holding his nuts, and Jill with a kick to the balls! Family jewels no more! Joe hits the floor, and Simon knees Joe in the back. Simon then locks Joe in a Bow and Arrow hold! Jill grabs C.C. Hollywood and whips him to the turnbuckle. She charges at Hollywood, but Hollywood counters with a knee to the jaw. Jill takes a few steps back, and charges again at Hollywood, but Hollywood comes out of the corner with a clothesline! Hollywood charges at Simon and Dropkick to the face! He breaks the hold!
Hollywood grabs Simon and throws him over the ropes! Simon grabs the ropes and holds on! Hollywood lifts up Joe and whips him across the ropes towards Simon. Simon ducks and pulls the ropes with him! Big Joe stumbles and trips over the ropes and to the floor outside!

BIG JOE Eliminated

Simon rolls under the ropes and gets back into the ring. Jill rushes towards Hollywood and takes him down with an enzuigiri! Hollywood is down and Jill climbs the turnbuckle! She leaps across the ring and nails a diving elbow drop! Simon and Duncan tie up, but Simon works himself into an octopus hold on Duncan and pulling Duncan apart. Jill runs over and superkicks Simon! He drops the hold and is laid out on the mat! Jill begins stomping on Simon before rushing to the ropes and leaping backwards off of them for WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?! The Lionsault connects!

She rushes to the corner and climbs up it. Duncan gets back to his feet and charges towards her. He leaps up and hits an elbow strike to her. She’s stalled on that top rope! Duncan climbs up and throws an arm up over his head. Duncan raises her up and brings her down to the mat for a superplex! Duncan picks her up quickly and throws her over the rope, but she holds on! Duncan goes after her, but Hollywood comes up behind him and dumps Duncan over!

DUNCAN B. DEADLY Eliminated

Jill Lorder pulls herself up to her feet and thanks Hollywood. Hollywood turns to her and takes off for a big boot! She eats the boot the mush and she falls to the ground!

JILL LORDER Eliminated

C.C. Hollywood turns around and sees Simon Lyster standing up. The two men circle around the ring as the crowd is cheering them on with anticipation. They lock up and Hollywood drives an elbow into the shoulder of Lyster! He pulls him down and locks in a Fujiwara Armbar! Lyster begins twisting and is trying to worm his way out of it, but the technical prowess of Hollywood is fighting him hard! These two very technically minded wrestlers are twisting each other into pretzels! Lyster fights out of the armbar and turns it into a twisted body/neck crank! Hollywood is biting his lip and trying to get a hand between the strong arms of Lyster, but Lyster isn’t budging! Hollywood isn’t going to power out of this!

C.C. pushes off the mat and manages to get some distance in the hold and get up. Lyster and C.C. are standing off and the crowd claps in support.

Lyster holds his hand up to do a test of strength with a smirk on his face. C.C. looks like he’s about to do it, but kicks Simon in the gut instead! C.C. bounces off the ropes for a clothesline, but Simon ducks under! Simon rushes towards him for a clothesline, but C.C. rolls under and pulls him into an STF! He locks it in hard! Simon is trying to get an arm in there, but C.C. elbows him in the back of his head! C.C. continues putting pressure on the head and neck of Simon who begins to power up. He gets to a standing position and throws himself back on C.C.! Both men are down.

They slowly get to their feet with Lyster by the ropes. C.C. charges for a big boot and hits Simon over the top rope! But he lands on the apron! C.C. charges for a blindsiding clothesline, but Simon dodges and pulls him over onto the apron with him. The two men are trading blows back and forth!

Simon is trying to rip C.C. from the ropes using his brawn, but C.C. chops him. Simon turns away for a moment and…. BLACK DEATH CLOUD! The mist is back! C.C. is blinded and Simon punches him hard in the face. C.C. is caught off guard, but he grabs the waist of Simon as he falls! Simon is trying to hold on, but he can’t!

Both men fly from the apron and hit the mat at the same time!

The referees come over and one raises Simon Lyster’s hand! Simon is the winner! But one of the other referees raises C.C. Hollywood’s hand! Simon begins arguing as does Hollywood.

Kirk MacClay appears at the top of the ramp.

Ugh, can we just have a definitive winner tonight? A Ninja in the first match? And now this? Look. This is what we’re going to do. At the PPV, we’re going to have a match between C.C. Hollywood and Simon Lyster. The winner? Gets the #1 Contendership for the Name Your Title belt. Oh and the match? Will be a submission match!

The crowd pops big as Hollywood nods his head and claps. Simon low blows Hollywood and locks in The Paralyzer! The referees are trying to pull apart the two men, but Simon is having none of it. He is wrenching the hold in tight. Finally, Simon releases it and stands over Hollywood.

Frodo comes up on Carter who's eating a hot dog. He smashes the Hot Dog in Carter's face before grabbing him by the hair and slamming his head into the wall behind him. Frodo slaps a Choke Chain on Carter, and hooks a dog leash to it.

"Fucking

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"Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana plays

Justin Roberts: The following match is a Best of Three Falls Match! Introducing first from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 215 lbs... ADRIAN STORMS!

"Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana blares through the PA echoing throughout the arena as the very few cheers are drowned out by boos. Adrian steps onto the stage looking around, taking a good look of his surroundings. As the chorus hits, Adrian begins walking down the ramp sending evil glares into the crowd members booing him. Adrian slides into the ring as he pops up and jumps onto the middle rope. He screams at the fan, "You will never feel my pain!" and jumps down, backing up into his corner ready to start the match.

Justin Roberts: Introducing his opponent from Heaven, weighing in at a Holy Weight... JESUS CHRIST!

Storms waits as Jesus Christ slowly makes his way to the ring, blessing women and children in the crowd along the way.

Eventually, Christ gets into the ring and spreads his arms to his sides while smiling in the direction of Adrian Storms. The referee checks Jesus for any contraband and then steps away, signaling for the bell.

Adrian Storms
- vs -
Jesus Christ
Best of 3 Falls Match

Jesus walks to the center of the ring as the bell rings, extending a hand for a shake in good faith, but Storms rushes him immediately and tackles him to the mat! Adrian Storms is stomping the shit out of our lord and savior!

Jesus tries to sit up as Storms hits the ropes and rebounds with a vicious shining wizard! Adrian Storms goes for a quick pin…

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Adrian Storms lifts the king of the jews by his hair and sets him into position for a DDT, but Jesus lifts him into a backdrop.

Storms pops up and turns around just as Jesus Christ, the vessel of god almighty’s grace, rebounds from running the ropes and sends him to the canvas with thunderous clothesline! Storms hits the mat hard, and gets caught again when Jesus follows up with a big standing elbow.

Jesus Christ rises to his feet and winds up his arm for a second elbow, aiming the point of his elbow straight down onto the chest of Adrian Storms, dropping with the force of a rapture… but Storms scoots out of the way!

Jesus hits the mat and Storms hooks him with his arms and legs in a crucifix pin!

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Adrian Storms hits a quick pin on Jesus Christ, and he’s ahead one fall to none in the 2 out of 3 falls match!

Jesus is stunned, but he is risen! He gets back to his feet and rushes at Adrian Storms, catching him with a punch to the jaw and a kick to the gut! Jesus Christ is going buck wild on the body of Adrian Storms!

Leaning Storms into a corner, Christ Almighty whips his opponent across the ring hard, sending him chest-first into the opposite corner… Storms staggers back, clutching at his breastbone, and Jesus grabs him in a full Nelson… he hits him with the Eastern Orthodox Side Russian Legsweep! Jesus with a cover!

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Kickout by Storms!

Jesus is relentless, like in the book of Revelation! A flurry of kicks and stomps sends Storms rolling to the ropes for safety… the ref gets between the two and holds Jesus back, and Jesus turns the other cheek.

Yeshua turns his back and walks to the center of the ring… big mistake! Adrian Storms rushes from the ropes and hits a high knee into the son of god’s spine, knocking him into the corner!

Storms sizes up Jesus Christ from behind… and he rushes in with a big corner splash! Jesus is stunned, and Storms grabs him around his neck… sleeper drop! Christ is down! Christ is down!

Adrian Storms hops to the top turnbuckle, he raises his arms in the air… he’s going to try to make I two consecutive falls against the savior of mankind!

Killing Curse! Adrian Storms with the big 450 splash onto Jesus Christ!

Jesus saves! Himself! Jesus rolled out of the way at the last second and Storms crashed hard into the mat!

Storms is totally out of it on the canvas, and Jesus ascends to the top rope… Savior Sault!!!!

Jesus hits the Savior Sault flush against the prone body of Adrian Storms, and he quickly hooks the leg!

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Jesus has come back!

We are all tied up at one fall apiece, and… what’s this? Jesus doesn’t let go of Storms, he hooks the leg again and demands another three count!

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Jesus pulls Adrian Storms to his feet and whips him across the ropes, swinging a polish hammer at him on the rebound!

Storms ducks under, then sprints to the far ropes and bounces off... flying forearm! Storms catches Jesus right in the face with that forearm, and Jesus is busted open!

The blood of Christ is flowing in the ring, and we have a full blown eucharist in the middle of the match!

Adrian Storms kneels down at the left hand of the lord and begins landing punches in a flurry across Christ’s split forehead. After landing six or seven blows, Storms pulls Jesus to his feet… Adrian Storms turns Jesus around and he has him in position for that delayed hanging neckbreaker he calls the Eternal Rest!

Wait, Jesus is reaching into his trunks… does he have some sort of foreign object? Is Jesus Christ a cheater?

It’s just a small bottle of water… Jesus escapes the grasp of Storms, and as soon as Storms turns around to face him, Jesus tosses water from the vial into his face! Adrian Storms is stunned by the water hitting him, and Jesus tackles him with a Lou Thesz press!

Jesus has Storms down, and he pours the remainder of the contents of that bottle onto his head and face…and then smears a cross onto his forehead using his own blood!!!

JESUS CHRIST HAS JUST BAPTIZED ADRIAN STORMS AGAINST HIS WILL!!!!!

Adrian Storms, furious but born again in the middle of a wrestling match, shoves Christ the Lord off of him and gets to his feet, wiping away the holy water and blood of Jesus the Son off of him.

Storms throws a wild haymaker of a clothesline at Jesus, but the only begotten son ducks, hooking Storms and turning him around, pulling him into a pinning combination with a backslide…

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Kickout by Storms! This kid is really fired up to defeat the Holy Spirit!

Storms rushes at Jesus again and he catches him with a hard forearm shot… Storms grabs the staggered Christ and whips him to the ropes.

Jesus runs back, leaving no footsteps in the sand, and Storms leaps up and grabs him in a hurricanrana!

No, wait, Jesus stopped his forward momentum!

Jesus holds on and pulls Adrian Storm back up, in a powerbomb position… then grabs his arms and lifts him over his head!

Jesus Christ has him in the Crucifix!

CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

Jesus hooks the leg as he raises his other hand to the heavens above! The referee slides into position!

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Justin Roberts: The winner of the match isssssss..... JESUS CHRISTTTTTT!

"Edge of a Revolution" by Nickelback plays

Justin Roberts: The following contest is an Extreme Rules match for one fall. Introducing first from Gold Coast, Australia, weighing in at 205 lbs... AUSTIN FERNANDO!

Austin Fernando strides out confidently to the top of the entrance ramp, standing front and centre in front of the entire crowd with an almost sadistic smile on his face, cranking his head from side to side, he paces down to the ring and hops up onto the apron lightly. He stops again for a moment and bounds straight over the top rope, clearing it easily. Bouncing around lightly on his feet he crosses over to the bottom right turnbuckle and steps up onto the top turnbuckle, raising one arm triumphantly into the air. The crowd giving him mixed reactions, he steps down from the top rope and stays in the bottom right corner he placed himself in, stretching himself out and preparing himself for the match ahead.

The lights dim, and crimson fog fills the entranceway as Hysteria and Alysia walk out. "The Asylum" flashes on the X-Tron, as the crowd boos, though there is a smattering of cheers and applause. Hysteria's voice rings out through the arena,

SIIIILENCCCCE, FOOOLSSSS! Rise to your feet, bow your heads, and let us say our prayer to the Higher Power!

Hysteria would then read from a passage of the book he holds, as the lights then begin to get brighter and brighter, then dimmer and dimmer and Alysia begins to dance with juggling torches that had been lit. The lights continue getting brighter, then darker, at least for a few seconds more, before the light darkens, and a strobe light begins its dance as Ghost Tank slowly makes his way out. Alysia would start to bring the torches closer to her body, lighting parts of herself and clothes on fire. The sound of metal scraping against the ground rings through the arena. As the lights begin to brighten, it reveals the source, as he wears shackles around his ankles and wrists, with the chain connecting the two scraping along the ground. At the top of the ramp, he lets out a primal roar, and begins to beat his chest. Hysteria looks over to Ghost Tank, and his voice cuts through the air

The Higher Power givessss unto you, Ghost Tank, the poweeeerrrrr to break your bondssss! NOW BE UNLEASHED AND CLEANSE OUR ENEMIES IN THE NAME OF THE HIGHER POWER!

A Beast Am I starts as Ghost Tank's arms fold across his chest, and then he throws his arms out hard, making a lowercase t with his body, and the bonds break apart. He then bends over, and rips the shackles off his ankles. He grabs Alysia, once free from his bonds, putting out the fire by hand. However, her outfit would be completely changed, as if the fire transformed her clothes. Letting her go after a kiss, he then ran to the ring, leaping from the ground and up to the top rope, which he grabs, using his power and agility to hold him straight upside down on the rope, then flips himself around, landing in the ring, onto his feet and facing the entrance while he lets go of the rope, standing tall with his fists once more thumping against his flesh.

Austin Fernando
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Ghost Tank
Extreme Rules Match

They lock up and Ghost Tank immediately takes Fernando down. Tank is going to town on Fernando with the punches. Tank pulls Fernando to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Fernando comes back only to eat a hellacious clothesline from Ghost Tank! Fernando did like forty fucking flips in the air! Ghost Tank laughs at his work as he pulls Fernando up and Military Presses him! He’s bench pressing a full grown man here. Fernando wiggles out of the hold and hits Ghost Tank with a backstabber! Fernando rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring. Here come the toys! Fernando pulls out a kendo stick and a steel chair! He rolls back in the ring and WHACK! WHACK! Two shots to the back from the kendo stick to Ghost Tank. Fernando pulls Ghost Tank to his feet and Snap Suplex on the Steel Chair! Fernando gets up and begins to punch and stomp on Ghost Tank. Ghost Tank grabs at Fernando’s leg and pulls him to the ground. Tank gets himself up and kicks Fernando in the gut. Fernando lets out a small grunt before Ghost Tank pulls him up by the hair and Irish whips him to the ropes. Fernando comes back on a rebound only to eat a huge big boot from Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank grabs the chair and wedges it in the turnbuckle. Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and whips him to the chair and Fernando eats the Steel Chair! Fernando hits the ground as a small cut formed on his head! Ghost Tank puts a foot on his chest for the pin.

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Fernando rolls off his shoulders. Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and he tries a Hip toss, but Fernando steps on Ghost Tank’s toe? Not a very technical move but it works nonetheless.

Frodo comes to the ring dragging Carter behind him on a dog leash. He slams Carter into the ring post before stepping in and dragging Carter up by his neck.

"Hey, Austin. Hey, Carter. I guess you can figure why I'm here, eh. I lied, by the way. No title shot for shit."

Frodo throws a punch to Carter's face, sending him to the ground. He undoes the leash and begins to whip Austin with it. Until Austin is bleeding. Then without another thought, Frodo drops down and throws a Hadouken! to Austin's dick before handing Tank the leash and heading to the back.

Ghost Tank throws the leash away and kicks Carter out of the ring. Ghost Tank takes a step back and Fernando with a Drop kick to the knee, sending Ghost Tank on his knees. Just how Peter Gilmour loves em’. And now Fernando with a kick, then another kick, and another, and another, and a ki..Ghost Tank grabs Fernando’s leg, stopping the classic kick to the jaw. Ghost Tank gets himself up, still holding Fernando’s leg. Ghost Tank pushes Fernando out of the ring, and onto the floor. Ghost Tank rolls out of the ring and pulls Fernando up to Irish whip him through the barricade! Fernando just ran through the fucking barricade for crying out loud! Ghost Tank lets out a manly scream, then a laugh as he walks over to Fernando. Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and whips him to the steel post, and Fernando eats the steel. Here it comes, the crimson mask! Ghost Tank grabs Fernando and another Military Press! Ghost Tank tosses Fernando in the ring like he was a piece of paper! Tank goes under the ring and pulls out, a table? Along with a small bag. Tank puts the table in the ring, and pulls himself in the ring. Ghost Tank kicks Fernando in the head, just for good measure before setting up the table.

Tank grabs the little bag and lets it out and it reveals thumbnails, tacks, screws, of all kind! Ghost Tank pours it all on the table as he laughs sadistically. He tosses the empty bag and turns around, only to eat a Dropkick from Fernando. Ghost Tank takes a step back, and Fernando charges at Ghost Tank, but Ghost Tank counters with a spinebus…No! Fernando counters with a DDT! Ghost Tank is down! Fernando pulls Ghost Tank to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle. Fernando pulls Ghost Tank to the top turnbuckle and he jumps to the top. Oh shit…..Super Hurricanranna though the table with thumbnails, tacks, and screws! Ghost Tank is screaming in pain, his back covered with small tacks and screws. Fernando with the pin!

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Ghost Tank throws Fernando off of him. Ghost Tank slowly gets up, and Fernando charges only to eat a spine buster from Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and tosses him to the floor! Fernando slowly gets up and Tank charges at the rope. HOLY FUCK! Springboard corkscrew suicide dive onto Fernando! Ghost Tank just sent his full three hundred twenty-seven pound body directly to Fernando! Both men are down. Ghost Tank is the first to move and he gets up. He goes to the ring and pulls out a ladder? He tosses the ladder in the ring and sets it up on the top rope? Fernando pulls himself together and gets in the ring, only to eat a huge spear from Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and he puts him in a power bomb position. He picks him up and Power bomb on the ladder! And another! And another! Then Ghost Tank turns around and a he completes the power bombs with a Tank Tracks! Ghost Tank with the pin!

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Fernando with a poke to the eye! Fernando slowly gets up and Ghost Tank charges but Fernando side steps sending Ghost Tank face first to the ladder! And blood starts to pour from Tank’s face. Fernando pulls Ghost Tank up and Irish whips him to the turnbuckle. Fernando then hits Ghost Tank with the Three European Uppercuts followed by a huge Discus Clothesline, the Count It Out by Fernando, but it doesn’t knock Ghost Tank down! Fernando charges at Tank and now, Identity Crisis! Tank is down! Fernando goes to the top rope, and uh-oh. He’s not too good from here. Fernando flies off with a Corkscrew 450 Splash shades from Ghost Tank himself, aaaannnnddd he nails it! Fernando with the pin!

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Tank kicks out! Fernando lets out a small grunt and pulls Ghost Tank to his feet only to be pushed away, then hit with a gigantic striking spear! Fernando is down! Ghost Tank pulls Fernando to his feet and German Suplex! And another! Triple German Suplexes, and the final one sends Fernando to the mat like a sack of Shane’s potatoes! Ghost Tank pulls Fernando up and Tank Tra…no! Fernando counters with a Hurricanranna! Ghost Tank goes flying to the other side of the ring, but he regains himself immediately. Ghost Tank charges at Fernando but Fernando counters with another Identity Crisis! Tank is down! Fernando with the pin!

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Ghost Tank is gassed, and Fernando with the End of the Road! Ghost Tank is down, and Fernando with the pin!

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Justin Roberts: The winner of the match issssssss.... AUSTIN FERNANDOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey Styles: We're back and Morbid Angel is already in the ring and is ready to go.

"Gardenia" by Kyuss plays

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall and has a time limit of 15 minutes... and is for the TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing the opponent from Manchester, England, United Kingdom, weighing in at 245 lbs... GATOR!

Gardenia by Kyuss plays as Gator walks out the TV Title around his waist, he drops to one knee, with his head down and beats his chest 3 times,on the 3rd chest beat Gator quickly stands raising his arm as his stage pyro goes off. Gator then walks slowly down the ramp, he slides into ring and climbs one of the corners and raises an arm to the crowd. He steps off the turnbuckle and relaxes in the corner, patiently waiting for the ref to start the match.

Television Championship
Gator ©
- vs -
Morbid Angel
Singles match, one fall. 15 minute time limit.
CHAMPION'S ADVANTAGE: Champion can post two RPs a day.
Challenger can only post one per day.

The bell rings and the time starts.

15:00
14:59
14:58

Gator and Morbid circle around. They tie up, but Gator quickly transitions it into a Snapback! The inverted neckbreaker onto the knee damages the head of Morbid tremendously. Morbid begins to stir but Gator rushes off the ropes and nails Threes and Sevens! The devastating blow nails Morbid Angel in the side of his head. Gator is not messing around!

Gator is distracted by Todd on the outside and Morbid goes for a big boot! Gator dodges the move and pulls Morbid's leg out from under him! Gator Throw! Gator is hitting the bombs early on! Morbid cannot seem to get himself together in this match.

Gator gets up and looks at the time on the clock.

13:12
13:11
13:10

Gator turns back towards Morbid and lifts him up. He whips Morbid against the ropes and catches his rebound for a lifting Samoan Drop! Or...

DISASTOR DROP!

Morbid is not moving! Gator goes for the pinfall and he shakes his head in disappointment. The referee goes for the count.

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Three.

Justin Roberts: The winner of the match isssssss...... GATORRRRRRRRRR!

Gator extends his hand and Morbid looks like he's considering the option.

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!

The sounds of screaming is heard as people take pictures to lighten up the ringside area.

The Lights are back up!

Hysteria is in the ring! Frodo is in the ring! Ghost Tank is there! The whole flock of The Asylum is surrounding the ring. ALL OF THEM.

Hysteria looks at Gator and Morbid and begins laughing.

GATOR! You thought you were through with me? LEST YOU FORGET! I am omnipotent, I am omnipresent, and I am omniscient! I am... The Prophet. These are my family. Be prepared Gator, THE HIGHER POWER! He's coming soon!

Hysteria begins laughing again as he points at Gator.

Frodo and Ghost Tank lunge on him as Gator begins fighting back. Ghost Tank is taken down by Gator, but Frodo catches him from behind with an blow from a sock filled with... something.

Frodo picks up Gator and throws him to Ghost Tank who hits his TANK TRACKS triple powerbomb! Frodo picks him up and nails a lolnope Superman punch. The two fellow Asylum members hold Gator in place as Hysteria goes to the corner and hits a big running knee strike to the temple of Gator. The Ramification.

Gator is down. Hysteria laughs sinisterly before pointing outside the ring towards Todd! The Asylum members outside grab Todd and throw him into the ring. Hysteria grabs him by the ear and looks down at Gator.

Ooooh, Gator! It looks like your little cameraman could use for a little attention.

Hysteria flings him forward Frodo who lands a large uppercut sending him around into a spear from Tank! Hysteria walks over with a fork and jams it into the crotch area of Todd.

Todd... Gator... you've made a grave error messing with The Asylum.

Hysteria stands up laughing and points at Morbid.

As for you, Morbid.

The Asylum surrounds Morbid Angel and Hysteria dislodges the title around his waist and raises it above his head.

I want... NO. I DEMAND A MATCH. Turning Point. Morbid Angel vs. Hysteria for my little title.

Hysteria laughs as Morbid smiles nastily towards Hysteria as he looks at the belt he's holding above his head.

Miranda Tigris comes out with her team and they all look pumped up. She points to the ring and they all walk towards the ring with her in pursuit.

A few seconds later, Kirk MacClay walks out with his team and is dancing and grooving as his team walks beside him.

Team Tigris
Luca Arzegotti
Frodo Smackins
Maverick
LH Harrison
- vs -
Team MacClay
'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane
TJ Wallace
'The Aerial Knight' Johnathan Heartsford
Xavier Swann
Standard Tag Team Match.
Winning Team Gets Title Shots
Winning Team's voted MVP Enters Universal Championship Fatal-4-Way

The two teams are squared off in the ring. Lane and Frodo are squaring off. Luca and Swann are meeting for an exchange of words. LH and Knight aren’t mouthing off, but they are staring at each other with venom in their eyes. Maverick and TJ are almost at blows! The referee is doing all that he can to push the two teams apart. Finally cooler heads prevail and the teams make their way onto the apron. The two men starting this match out are Xavier Swann and Maverick.

The bell rings and the two men lock up. They make their way around the ring as their teammates cheer them on. Maverick whips Swann into the corner and rushes forward for a spear, but Swann raises his knees to stop Maverick. Swann grabs him and throws him into the neutral corner. Swann begins hitting rapid blows to the face and temple of Maverick. Swann walks away and taunts Team Tigris. The entire team tries to get into the ring, but the referee is pushing them back. Maverick charges at Swann, but Swann ducks him and lands a codebreaker! Xavier Swann covers the limp body of Maverick!

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NO! Maverick powers out.

They get up and Swann hits a drop sault which propels Swann towards Tigris’ corner. Frodo says something inaudible leading Swann to turn around and get into his face. After a brief word, Maverick hits a drop kick sending Swann into Tigris’ corner. Luca and Frodo are pounding away at Swann! Maverick stretches his leg into the throat of Swann as he tags in Luca.

Luca comes into the ring and looks fired up. He pulls Swann to the center of the ring and hits a lariat. He lifts Swann back up and spikes his head back into the mat with a DDT. Using his momentum, Luca bounces right back and hits the ropes and brings a knee down across the temple of Swann! He rushes off the ropes again and hits a double foot stomp to the chest of Swann! Luca stops points at Swann and fires off some fake pistol rounds from his hands.

The crowd laughs as Luca extends his arms and walks over to Team MacClay and jeers with them for a minute. They try to jump in and the referee is holding them back. Luca turns around and lifts up Swann, but Swann surprises him with a Northern Lights Suplex! Instead of going for the pinfall, Swann begins the slow crawl to his corner. Luca gets his bearings together and tries to crawl to stop Swann. He grabs Swann’s leg as the two men begin to stand up. Luca is wagging his finger in Swann’s face, but Swann hits an enzuigiri! They fall to the mat and Swann leaps for his teammates! In comes Knight!

Knight is now a house of fire! He rushes Luca and hits a clothesline. Luca gets up and takes another! A third clothesline! He hits a fourth! Luca comes forward to duck under Knight, but Knight grabs the head and hits a DDT! Knight ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off for a diving elbow drop! Luca clutches his sternum as Knight continues this onslaught! Knight picks up Luca and whips him into Tigris’ corner?! Knight smiles. He points at Luca and yells…

"I want Gramps!"

‘The Aerial Knight’ looks at LH Harrison who gives him an intrigued look. Luca looks at LH and LH slaps Luca’s chest tagging himself in. Heartsford and Harrison are circling around the ring and are testing each other out. They interlock fingers and enter a test of strength. Knight pushes forward taking the early advantage, but Harrison quickly reverse the momentum and pushes Knight backwards and onto his back! He raises his legs for a knee drop while keeping the hands locked, but Knight raises his legs and pushes Harrison over his head. Harrison disconnects his finger and the two men stand up to a stand-off.

The crowd applauds as the two men circle around once more.

Knight rushes this time for a dropkick, but Harrison dodges. Harrison hits the ropes and rebounds off for a Clothesline From Heaven! Knight flips in the air and hits the mat. Harrison goes for the pinfall.

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LH pulls Knight up to his feet and whips him into the corner. LH rushes across the ring for a European uppercut, but Knight moves out of the way! LH collides with the turnbuckle and falls back into it. Knight sees his opportunity and rushes towards LH and leaps into the air. He lands on LH and flips him across the ring with a monkey flip! Harrison’s head collides with the floor as he rolls over onto his back. Knight bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop! He climbs the turnbuckle and is waiting for LH to get to his feet.

Wait! Frodo is in the ring! He rushes across the ring to the unaware Knight! He leaps into the air for a SHAYOUKEN! The uppercut sends Knight flying from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring! He hits the mat with a thump! The referee goes outside to check on Knight, but Team MacClay takes exception to the intrusion by Frodo! Lane, TJ, and Swann all run into the ring and rush Frodo! Frodo tries to fight them off, but Lane hits a decisive punch to the nose of Frodo drawing blood. Maverick and Luca leap back into the ring to help out with the fray. Harrison joins in as well.

Mayhem is unleashed inside the ring as the referee is trying to pull the wrestlers apart. TJ is choking Frodo with the top rope using his body to force Frodo’s throat against the rope! Lane has knocked Maverick into the bottom corner and is laying into him with stiff stomps. Swann is being double-teamed by LH and Luca as they take turns stomping or dropping elbows to him.

Kirk MacClay, who is standing on the outside, grabs the mic.

Hold on, hold on. This is getting ridiculous. I’m sure that Miss Small Tits over there can agree that this match type needs to be changed. This will now be a Tornado Tag Team Match. No more tagging in and out.

Tigris walks over and grabs the mic.

Under extremeeeeee rulesssss!

The crowd pops big for that and the match resumes!

LH Harrison rolls outside to where Knight is starting to stir. He grabs Knight and places him leaned up against the steel post! He takes a few steps back and goes for a big boot, but Knight moves! LH’s foot bounces off the post as he recoils in pain. Knight takes advantage and wraps his legs around the head of LH and sends him face first into the post! Harrison hits the post and bounces off into a roll-up by Knight! TOTAL HONOR! Three more referees come from the back to account for all the action. One of the referees sees the roll-up and slides down!

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CRACK!

The sound of the kendo stick to the head of Knight is deafening! Knight releases the pin and is clutching his head. Luca is just smirking as he begins laying it into him with blow after blow.

MEANWHILE…

As LH leaves the ring to go after Knight, Lane throws Maverick over the top rope and climbs out with him. Lane looks under the ring and finds several tables lying under there. He pulls them out and sets them up, three wide, side-by-side. Maverick comes to life and begins swinging wildly at Loverboy. He connects with some blows and the two begins exchanging hands back and forth. Lane gets the better of the exchange and ducks a Maverick blow. Maverick turns around and takes a high knee to the temple lying him out across the tables. Loverboy gets onto the apron and is clapping his hands getting the crowd into the Stage Dive! The crowd is getting into it. He gets ready to jump when…

WHAM! A sock with something inside smacks Lane in the side of the face!

Lane is disoriented, but Frodo hits a spear sending Lane careening off the apron through the right table in which nobody was lying on. Frodo smirks and returns to the action in the ring.

EARLIER…

TJ has Frodo being choken on the ropes, but Frodo kicks back and hits TJ in the genitals! TJ backs away to create space, but Frodo charges him. He kicks TJ in the gut and goes for the Gilmour Cutter! TJ pushes him away and lifts him up for a Samoan Drop. TJ mounts Frodo and begins going for several punches, but Luca swings his kendo stick he pulled from under the ring. He cracks TJ across the face and TJ falls holding his face. Luca looks outside and sees the pinning attempt with Knight pinning LH. He slides under the rope leaving three downed men. Frodo gets to his feet and looks around. He sees ‘Loverboy’ on the apron and he reaches into his pants and pulls out his sock. He smacks the clapping Loverboy with it and proceeds to spear him off. As Loverboy lays in the table, Frodo flips him off and returns to the two men in the ring.

Frodo has TJ and Swann both down and is toying with them. He swings his sock down and smacks Swann in the balls! He swiftly moves over to TJ who grabs him by the pants and flings him, throat-first, into the second rope. Frodo hits it and begins choking. TJ rolls outside and grabs a chain! He wraps it around his fist and climbs into the ring. The chain is TJ’s weapon-of-choice. He is cocking his fist ready to blast Frodo! Frodo slowly gets to his feet and turns around, but ducks the punch from TJ. He bounces off the ropes with a springboard and goes for lolnope! The flying Superman punch! It connects and down goes TJ sending his chain sliding across the ring.

Frodo goes for the pinfall.

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NO! Swann breaks it up.

BACK OUTSIDE…

Luca has just laid some heavy blows into Knight, but he sees his teammate Frodo getting double teamed. He helps the dizzy LH Harrison up and they both move into the ring. LH Harrison spears Swann to the ground as Luca swings the Singapore cane at the head of Swann. Swann falls to the mat seeing stars. Harrison, Luca, and Frodo are standing tall in the center of the ring. Maverick crawls into the ring and all four members of Team Tigris are standing tall. Maverick crawls on top of Swann for the pinfall.

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No? Frodo just pulled Maverick off of the pinfall! He, Luca, and LH are yelling at Maverick for even daring to take the pinfall! Evidently they aren’t happy with Maverick for some reason.

They finish their argument and turn around. As they do, they see all of the members of Team MacClay standing upright. The two teams standoff. Maverick is still in the corner.

A few moments pass before the two sides collide in the center of the ring! More mayhem! Swann and TJ team up on Frodo hitting dueling punches as Frodo bounces between the two. Luca hits a Cold, Cold, Heart to Lane! The low blow sends the Rocker to the ground. LH Harrison and Knight lock up once more, but LH picks him up before hitting a forearm strike to the chest of Knight! Lifting Spirts, he calls that. LH jumps on Swann by hitting a forearm strike to the back of his head. He lifts him up and connects with a Tiger Bomb! Frodo and Swann begin exchanging blows. LH rushes over and grabs the arms of Swann, he holds him tight as Frodo swings his sock around. He swings for the fences, but Swann ducks! LH takes it on the chin and falls out of the ring. Frodo moves over to the ropes looking out in exasperation. He turns around and SWANN SONG! The springboard kick smacks Frodo and takes him to the mat!

Xavier Swann is about to go for the pinfall, but a swinging Singapore cane to the back of Swann’s head stops that! Luca is back with the cane! He walks over and brings it down on Knight before hitting TJ! He walks over to Loverboy to smack him, but…

NO! ‘Loverboy’ catches the cane. He kicks Luca in the gut forcing him to relinquish the stick. ‘Loverboy’ looks at the stick and breaks it over his knee and throws it to the ground!

Luca looks distraught! He’s on his hands and is looking at the pieces. He picks them up and looks upset! Lane raises an eyebrow at Luca before kicking him in the face and hitting him with the Bad Medicine Knee-Driver! He goes for the pinfall.

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Lane jumps up in a fury and throws Maverick out of the ring. As they go outside of the ring, Knight, Swann, TJ, and Frodo are up in the ring. Frodo is being circled by the three standing MacClay members. Frodo is getting ready to go after them when LH rushes into the ring. He goes back to back with Frodo as they’re still outnumbered. Knight rushes forward and goes for a dropkick to Frodo and hits him into LH! They stumble away and begin to argue amongst themselves. This is the second time that the two men had bumped into each other. TJ hits two strikes to LH and lifts him up for a chokeslam and brings him down on his own knee! TJ then hits a Pele kick to Frodo! Swann and TJ look at each other and nod. Swann goes to the top rope, he reaches down with his hands and connects them with TJ. TJ then flips Swann over and Swann drops a leg drop across the throat of LH Harrison!

Swann covers Harrison!

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NO! It’s broken up by Frodo!

Frodo leaps on Swann and leaps over him to connect with a lolnope to TJ, but TJ moves! He whiffs and TJ lifts him up for THE SILENCER! But Luca stops him! Luca kicks him in the balls! All of the ball kicks from Luca. Luca grabs TJ and nails… the GET AWAY DRIVER! The Kneeling Omega Driver has TJ laid out. He goes to cover, but Swann kicks Luca in the face and hits the REFFLECTION OF PERFECTION! The Swinging Fisherman’s Neckbreaker has Luca knocked down. He covers!

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NO! Frodo broke it up.

Frodo grabs the chain from earlier and wraps it around his fist. He climbs the top rope and leaps towards Swann. Swann stands up just in time to receive LOLNOPE! The Superman punch finally connects with added in chain damage! Frodo is about to go for the pin when he looks outside and sees…

EARLIER!

Maverick is thrown outside by Lane. Lane begins pulling out steel chairs from under the ring and begins smashing them across the head of Maverick. Shot after shot after shot! Maverick is now oozing blood from his temple and is taking the punishment. ‘Loverboy’ picks up Maverick and hits the Heartbreaker! The variation Styles Clash sends Maverick’s face into the mat. He goes for the pinfall, but Maverick powers out. Lane looks shocked as Maverick begins getting up and getting fired up. The two men begin throwing more haymakers back and forth before Lane catches him with a Rocket Dropper. Lane lifts up Maverick and sets him on the table set-up earlier. He climbs onto the apron and Frodo sees this.

Frodo rushes across the ring to stop Lane again, but Lane turns to see and brings Frodo down across the ropes with a Stunner! Frodo rests along the rope as Lane wraps an arm and lifts Frodo straight up! Lane falls backwards hitting a suplex sending all three men through the table outside! Lane rolls an arm across Frodo! A referee gets into position!

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Lane stumbles to his feet and pushes the top part of the stairs away. But he’s slowly followed by Maverick! Maverick looks pissed! He rushes towards Lane who nails a superkick on Maverick! Maverick is out on his feet! Lane picks up Maverick and… and…

BAM!

BLACK. LABEL. DRIVER!

Maverick’s head collides with the steel and he’s not moving. Lane lays across him on the stairs. The referee begins counting!

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THREE!

Justin Roberts: The winners of this match are… ‘LOVERBOY’ VINNIE LANE, ‘THE AERIAL KNIGHT’ JOHNATHAN HEARTSFORD, TJ WALLACE, AND XAVIER SWANN… TEAM MACCLAYYYYYYYYYY!

Kirk rushes to the side of ‘Loverboy’ and raises his hand! He brings him into the ring and the team slowly gets up together. They raise their hands as Benjamin Fieldler enters the ring with champagne and glasses! Kirk kicks Benjamin away and pops the cork as they all laugh.

The LIGHTS GO OUT!

Joey Styles: Omg! Is this going to be The Asylum again?!

The screen lights up with a countdown…

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BNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!

The loud noise rings through the arena as a single sentence scans across the screen…

THIS… IS THE RETURN!

A booming song fills the speakers as the show fades out…