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Theo Pryce · **11-17-2014, 11:46 AM**

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. assholes of all ages, a few weeks back your Universal Champion while wearing the mask of Enigma beat LH Harrison, I know, I know, not all that much of a challenge but it happened nonetheless. As a result I own a free shot at the X-treme champ whenever I want it. As you can see from the gold that currently adorns my waist I have no need for the X-treme title. And rather than having that free shot sitting on a shelf collecting dust I've decided to do the charitable thing and auction off the shot to the highest bidder. So here is how it work, reply to this with what your bid is in Xbux and after a few days I will pick the highest bidder and give you the contract for a free shot at the X-treme title.

Come one, come all.

LH Harrison · **11-17-2014, 11:51 AM**

What a gossamer #1 contender you were.

LH Harrison · **11-17-2014, 11:53 AM**

I will offer up $33,342 XBux. For this. Since I can't win it, I'll buy it. Call me the Million Dollar Man.

Theo Pryce · **11-17-2014, 11:54 AM**

You mean the 33 thousand dollar man?

Mastermind · **11-17-2014, 11:55 AM**

I know someone who is keen as hell to get it, he just won't stop pestering me.

**Vincent Lane** · **11-17-2014, 11:56 AM**

33,343.

Mastermind · **11-17-2014, 12:01 PM**

You should give them all a chance Theo for it. Ladder Match, with the contract hanging above the ring. Instead of one paying you the money, you should make them all pay to enter the match.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-17-2014, 12:21 PM**

"Give it to me. So it can just sit on a shelf."

Monolith · **11-17-2014, 03:25 PM**

Theo, I may not be able to boast the riches of Harrison or Lane. But I figure you owe it to me after you abandoned your other team mates and I at War Games. Break the habit of a lifetime, Theo; do the honourable thing...

**Vincent Lane** · **11-17-2014, 03:32 PM**

If the dude was smart, he'd hang on to that contendership.

He won't be the Uni champ for long, after all...

**11-17-2014, 03:36 PM**

Theodore. Why don't you hand it over to me. Seeing as how you and I have unfinished business.

Theo Pryce · **11-17-2014, 04:14 PM**

(11-17-2014, 03:32 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: If the dude was smart, he'd hang on to that contendership.

He won't be the Uni champ for long, after all...

And if you were smart you would have finished the job your mother started and stab yourself to death with a rusty clothes hanger.

Regardless of whether I will be the Universal Champion forever or for just a short time it's still far longer than your non existant reign will ever be you cum guzzling sorority girl.

See what you folks are failing to realize is that I'm not Eli James, I don't just hand things over. I don't believe in welfare, I believe in people earning things like I've done, repeatedly. I am giving someone a chance to earn a shot at the X-treme champion just like I did, except unlike me they need only provide Xbux where as I had to win a match.

LH Harrison · **11-17-2014, 06:07 PM**

$35,000 Xbux

Theo Pryce · **11-17-2014, 06:15 PM**

Shit just got real. You know, like the opposite of Pamela's extensions.

Come on folks, get those bids in. If people want to donate to help your cause or sponsor you that works too. If you need to sell your body to get this done then so be it. Frodo is always looking for someone to suck off. Peter is always looking to get a blow job, see how much he is willing to offer you for the privilege of touching his micropenis. Be the first guy, that we know of, to suck the dick of the guy who had a boner when he came out of his mother's twat.

Who knows, it might even land you in the Guinness Book of World Records.

LH Harrison · **11-17-2014, 06:35 PM**

Not really sure what I'll do with it since I'm dead, but here I am.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-17-2014, 08:13 PM**

35,500 x BUX

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-17-2014, 08:15 PM**

"1,000,000Xbux. I'm sure Maddy will spot me. Right, Maddy?"

**11-17-2014, 10:16 PM**

I'll place a bid to name a match for who gets the title shot.

38,000 bux for Peter Gilmour vs. Frodo Swagkins in a Dong Collar Match. It's simple, it's like a Dog Collar match, except the collars are attached to their penises. Winner gets the XT shot.

Scorpio · **11-17-2014, 10:21 PM**

I bid one Wendy's Triple Stack. Booya bitches, suck on that!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-17-2014, 11:34 PM**

(11-17-2014, 10:16 PM)john madison Said: I'll place a bid to name a match for who gets the title shot.

38,000 bux for Peter Gilmour vs. Frodo Swagkins in a Dong Collar Match. It's simple, it's like a Dog Collar match, except the collars are attached to their penises. Winner gets the XT shot.

only your stupid ass would come up with that lame ass fuck stipulation..

i got one better.. Electric Shock Dog Collar Match!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-17-2014, 11:46 PM**

"I think Maddy knows how to request a good match."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-17-2014, 11:57 PM**

yeah by sucking dick ;)

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 02:45 AM**

Peter where did you even get 50,000 Xbux anyway? Did someone give that to you like someone gave you the tag team titles, and a Uni Title shot? Seriously where did that money come from? And unless I get a truthful answer from you consider your bid ignored.

And John...step into my office.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **11-18-2014, 07:41 AM**

(11-18-2014, 02:45 AM)THEO PRYCE Said: Peter where did you even get 50,000 Xbux anyway? Did someone give that to you like someone gave you the tag team titles, and a Uni Title shot?

.... The King of the XWF crown.....

Oh, pardon me Mister Pryce, I did not mean to interrupt...

**11-18-2014, 11:27 AM**

So Peter wants an electric shock Dong Collar Match? That's pretty sadistic, Peter.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-18-2014, 11:55 AM**

"So, pretend I've never done this before. The idea is that I have to get an electric dong collar on Peter, and then shock it? Or Peter has to get one on me? I knew he wanted to be near my balls again."

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 12:01 PM**

Time is running out folks. As of right now the highest bid is from John Madison and I am even more inclined to take it because let's be honest, who doesn't want to see Peter Gilmour versus Frodo for the 435th time?

**Vincent Lane** · **11-18-2014, 04:26 PM**

Your offer's going down?

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 04:33 PM**

How do you figure? The offers have gone up since LH Harrison's initial offer. Unless you are counting Frodo's offer which isn't an actual offer at all. Are you going to offer more or just stand pat with your initial offer? Might be the only chance you get at a title for a while.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **11-18-2014, 04:34 PM**

A slight fog appears to accumulate in Theo Pryce's office followed by a dim, red glow. The Doctor walks through the door carrying a briefcase. He walks across the room and places the briefcase on Theo's desk.

I believe you'll find everything in order, my friend.

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 04:35 PM**

Count it.

LH Harrison · **11-18-2014, 04:36 PM**

A puff of smoke appears next to Doc. The smoke subsides to reveal the form of LH Harrison! Light seems to pass right through him as if everything is not as it seems. He too places a briefcase on the table.

Everything else you need shall be inside this case.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **11-18-2014, 04:38 PM**

Sixty Grand.

**11-18-2014, 04:38 PM**

(11-18-2014, 11:55 AM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "So, pretend I've never done this before. The idea is that I have to get an electric dong collar on Peter, and then shock it? Or Peter has to get one on me? I knew he wanted to be near my balls again."

No, you guys would do a whole match with the electric dong collar attached to each other.

If it happens I might even drop some xbux on the winner for going through with such a stipulation courtesy of Peter's sadistic mind.

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 04:38 PM**

Between the two of you? Or just in your case? Look fellas, I ran a multi billion dollar company, successfully, I did so because I employed accountants. Now how about you two fellas account for your shit and tell me what I'm dealing with here.

LH Harrison · **11-18-2014, 04:39 PM**

30 from me. 30 from Doc.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **11-18-2014, 04:40 PM**

Is that enough, Mister Pryce?

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 04:41 PM**

Well then it appears that we have an accord. First, you fellas pay up and then I hand the contract over to one of you. I don't care which, just tell me who and I will talk to management about getting this X-treme title match set up. I have an in with management.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **11-18-2014, 04:43 PM**

I believe Mister Harrison plans to front me a bit of money for the title shot. Just to avoid more confusion. So, do we have a deal?

Theo Pryce · **11-18-2014, 04:45 PM**

When I receive payment we have a deal. I'm not trusting enough to give you anything until I get my end. 60K and the contract is yours.

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