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Wednesday Night Warfare November 19, 2014
Author Message
Ozymandias Offline
Former XWF Management



XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids

(cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)


#1
11-20-2014, 03:08 PM

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Ericson Globe Arena
Johanneshov, Stockholm, Sweden





Maria Brinks AIDS
- vs -
Lucius Fyre
Standard Match


Hysteria
- vs -
Lucifer Kage
Standard One Fall



Monolith
- vs -
Aerial Knight
- vs -
Genesis
- vs -
Darkkwynd
Fatal Four Way


Joey Hawkins
- vs -
Mastermind
- vs -
Chair of Mastermind
Triple Threat



Due to the size of the card the first 5 matches will be written in summary format and the 6 matches after that will have full match results.



Ghost Tank
- vs -
Calypso
Meat Hook Match
Winner must hang the opponent with meat hooks



TJ Wallace
- vs -
Swagmire
Steel Cage Match


Peter Gilmour
- vs -
Scully
Ladder Match
If Scully wins he get's Peter's lunchbox and $10,000 of Peter's Xbux
If Peter wins Scully leaves the XWF



Maverick
- vs -
Azrael Erebus
Standard One Fall


Non Title Match
Gator
- vs -
Frodo
If Gator wins Mickey Manson and Frodo have to apologize for being cunts
If Frodo wins Mickey Manson gets a title shot
Steel Cage



MAIN EVENT
Doc D'Ville
- vs -
John Samuels
Standard One Fall
Guest Ref: Peter Gilmour!
Peter may do one promo to aid either competitor.












Maria Brink's AIDS
- vs -
Lucius Frye
Standard One Fall



After a solid back and forth match between Lucius Frye and Maria Brink's AIDs the latter is starting to finally get a handle on things after mounting a serious offensive attack that has left Frye dazed and confused. Aids propels herself off the ropes and hits Frye with I owe you pain, a running bulldog that smashes Frye's face into the mat.

Aids straddles her opponent for the pin...




1...


2...


3!!!


Winner: Maria Brink's AIDS








Hysteria
- vs -
Lucifer Kage
Standard One Fall



Eye Rake, European Uppercut and a DDT later and Hysteria has Kage right where he wants him. Hysteria pulls Kage up to his feet and attempts to toss Kage into the corner but Kage reverses and instead sends his opponent flying into the turnbuckle. Kage follows Hysteria into the corner grabs his masked opponent by the back of the head and proceeds to slam Hysteria's face into the top turnbuckle repeatedly, on the fourth attempt Hysteria blocks it and nails Kage with an elbow to the side. Hysteria then turns the tables and starts smashing Kage's face into the top turnbuckle. After the third hit Hysteria tosses a battered Kage into the middle of the ring.

Hysteria backs into the corner. He pulls a finger across his neck as Kage gets to his feet. Hysteria pushes off the ropes and runs forward hitting a knee to the temple on Kage's temple. Hysteria covers Kage for the pin...


1...


2...


3!!!


Winner: Hysteria








Monolith
- vs -
Aerial Knight
- vs -
Genesis
- vs -
Darkwynd
Fatal Four Way



As Monolith is walking to the ring, from out of no where, 3 guys dressed in black, and with hoods on, come jumping over the barriers and start attacking Monolith. They then tie him up, and leave him be, before running away.

It's been a vicious battle unfortunately Monolith is still feeling the effects of his earlier attack. Knight and Monolith are battling it out in the corner, neither of which seem to the upper hand. On the other side of the ring Darkwynd is ascending the turnbuckle having just put Genesis down with a snap suplex. Knight having just escaped the clutches of Monolith runs at Darkwynd and tries to pull him down but Darkwynd responds with a vicious kick to Knights face. Knight stumbles backwards right into the waiting arms of Monolith. Belly to belly suplex and Knight is down.

Darkwynd stands up on the top turnbuckle, signals to the crowd and then leaps off, nailing Genesis with the Wyndz of Change, a perfectly executed Swanton Bomb. He attempts a cover but Monolith grabs Darkwynd and pulls him back up to his feet but Darkwynd counters with a dropkick and then a second one that sends Monolith tumbling over the ropes.

Darkwynd pulls Genesis back up and then with the End of Dayz puts him down for good. The ref slides in for the count.


1...


2...


3!!!


Winner: Darkwynd








Joey Hawkins
- vs -
Mastermind
- vs -
Chair of Mastermind
Triple Threat



The crowd boos as they see Maverick bomb- rushing Mastermind with a steel chair. He grabs a mic and says, "No hard feelings." He throws Mastermind into the ring where Joey Hawkins is waiting.

The Chair is in the corner spinning around having a grand old time. Hawkins grabs Mastermind and attempts a DDT but Mastermind blocks it and counters with a punch to the face. Hawkins stumbles backwards right into the chair. Literally, he is now seated in the chair. Mastermind sees his opening and moves quickly to take advantage. He grabs the chair and starts spinning it. After several dozen rotations the chair finally comes to a stop. Hawkins stumbles out of the chair, wobbling about, clearly disoriented. Mastermind grabs the Chair and cracks Hawkins over the back with it. Hawkins falls to the ground. Mastermind then places the chair overtop of Hawkins and sits in it.

The ref looks at Mastermind then at the Chair and says fuck it and begins the count.


1...


2...


3!!!


Winner: Mastermind







Justin Sane is seen in the back preparing for his upcoming match with Asylum member Mick Manson when out of nowhere comes Frodo, Hysteria, Manson, Ghost Tank and Lucius Frye start beating the ever living fuck out of Justin Sane. Sane is trying to defend himself but the numbers are too great. Sane is down on the ground bloody and beaten. The Asylum slowly backs away leaving Sane laying in a pool of his own blood.

Obviously there is no way the next scheduled match between Justin Sane and Mick Manson can take place.







Ghost Tank
- vs -
Calypso
- vs -
Meat Hook Match
Winner must hang the opponent with meat hooks



Ghost Tank is seen striding to the ring, suddenly from out of no where, the 3 men from earlier in the night, come out and attack him. They attacked him on Shove It. Suddenly they tie him up, and tie him to a hoist, and hoists him up into the roof. They then navigate him over towards the ring, and let the hoist go.

Ghost Tank falls to the middle of the ring with a thud. The three masked men run off.


The bell rings. Ghost Tank and Calypso are circling around. Tank looks poised and angry. Calypso looks fierce well… as fierce as he can look, but he keeps doing weird hand motions in front of his face as if trying to psych out Tank. Ghost Tank runs towards Calypso, but Calypso throws up an open palm and yells…

CALYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPSOOOOOO!

Ghost Tank stops dead in his tracks and cocks his head to the side, staring incredulously at Calypso. Calypso looks fierce, but then continues doing hand motions with his hands. Tank is practically seething. He takes a step back and begins to charge again! Calypso throws another open palm up and yells…

CALYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPSOOOOOO!

Ghost Tank stops again and is pulling at his hair now. Calypso continues doing hand motions. Ghost Tank throws a left hook that connects hard! Calypso hits the mat and is holding his jaw. Tank goes to lift him up, but Calypso pushes him away and scoots across the mat. He gets to the corner and is throwing his hands up asking for mercy. Tank has none of it as he begins stomping a mudhole in Calypso and walking it dry! Tank grabs Calypso up by the ears and punches him hard! He holds Calypso up by the ear and delivers another powerful blow to the abdomen this time. He throws Calypso off the ropes, but Calypso holds the ropes to avoid going back towards Tank. Tank charges forward with a big boot, Calypso falls out to the mat, and Tank’s leg goes over the top rope as Tank stumbles out of the ring and falls to the mat on the outside. Calypso jumps to his feet acting as if he’s won the match! He begins running around the ring pointing to the ceiling! He is screaming to all who can hear him…

CALYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPSOOOOOO! CALYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPSOOOOOO! CALYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPSOOOOOO!

The crowd begins to murmur! Calypso looks confused, but he turns around into a SPEAR! Ghost Tank rebounded quickly from the outside and just broke Calypso in half with that spear! Calypso is holding his ribs while moaning loudly. Tank just looks down at him in disgust before lifting him up and gripping him tightly in a bear hug! Calypso is struggling hard as he hits slaps and punches to the head of Ghost Tank! Calypso is moaning loudly from the probably cracked ribs from the tight embrace by Ghost Tank! Calypso begins raising his arms! He seems to be getting pumped up! The crowd is totally in support of him! His eyes look furious as he reaches down to Ghost Tank and begins biting his forehead! Ghost Tank releases the hold, but Calypso doesn’t! Calypso finally releases the bite as blood flows from the head of Ghost Tank!
Ghost Tank swings wildly in a fury, but Calypso dodges under and surprises him with a kick to the shin! Tank clutches at his shin as Calypso surprises him with an elbow to the face! He bounces off the ropes, barely moving them, and hits Tank with a running slap! The crackle is heard throughout the arena! Tank stops moving and turns his head back to face Calypso. He looks pissed! Calypso seemingly gulps as Tank lifts up Calypso and hits a body slam! Tank runs off the ropes and hits a big knee drop straight to the sternum of Calypso. Calypso is seemingly out of it. Ghost Tank lifts him and begins pulling down the hooks. He connects one of the hooks to the top part of the back of Calypso! Calypso screams out in agony and kicks Tank in the balls! All’s fair in a Meat Hooks Match! Calypso, with the hook in him, grabs another hook and sticks it in Ghost Tank. Ghost Tank winces at the pain, but takes a swing at Calypso. Calypso dodges under and uses his chain to choke out Ghost Tank!

Ghost Tank’s eyes are watering as he reaches out helplessly! Calypso finally drops the hold. Tank hangs from the hook in his back. Calypso grabs another one and is about to stick it into Tank’s back when he feels a little queasy. He holds back some vomit as he sees the blood gushing from the first hook. He finally hooks it in, but Tank comes to life! It seems he was playing opossum! He hits Calypso with a big boot which bloodies Calypso’s nose! Ghost Tank removes the hooks from his back with loud groans. He reaches over and removes Calypso’s as well. He pulls Calypso back to the center of the ring and hits a German suplex…. Wait another one!... and one more! Triple German suplex from Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank climbs to the top rope! He leaps with a CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!

Ghost Tank is firmly in control now. He's grabbing a meat hook, and walks over to the limp body of Calypso, determined to sink that meat hook in.

All of a sudden, the words 'CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS?!' start blinking on and off in green on the X-tron, the very same message that has been terrorizing Ghost Tank for all of last week. Despite its absence on Madness, Ghost Tank looks firmly pissed off, and is now shouting jibberish at the X-tron!

Ghost Tank is so preoccupied, he doesn't see Calypso crawl to the ropes and lug himself up! Sensing opportunity, Calypso takes a meat hook and drives it into Ghost Tank's groin! Ghost Tank goes on all fours, howling loudly from the groin pain! Calypso takes advantage of this and drives more meat hooks into Ghost Tank's flesh! Soon, all the meat hooks are in Ghost Tank's flesh.


Winner: Calypso


Ghost Tank looks firmly pissed off once he sees all the meat hooks inside of him! The pain is replaced with adrenaline and anger, as he rips the meat hooks out one by one and chases Calypso around the ring. Ghost Tank is faster, however, and spears Calypso from behind!

He's stomping away at Calypso, stomp after stomp! This has got to stop!

All of a sudden, a familiar theme song looms, and Maverick comes out, wielding a steel chair with a sledgehammer wedged inside!

He runs to the ring, ducks an attempted clothesline from Ghost Tank, and nails him with the weapon! And again! Once more! Three strikes to the skull of Ghost Tank, and he's on his knees as blood oozes out. Two more strikes from Maverick, and Ghost Tank is out like a light.

Mav then calls for a mic, and speaks.

"Tut tut, Ghost Tank, temper temper. Spearing opponents from behind isn't really a suitable way to attack your opponents, but then again, probably the only way you can cause damage, what with Mastermind kicking out of your pins, no matter what your tactic is.

"Now then, you see my friend, it is time I tell you something- those messages? All me. A brilliant stroke of genius by yours truly. You see, you signed the death warrant for you and your group of religious fanatics as soon as you called me out about my injury. So I thought to myself, 'Hmmm? How should I wreck the Asylum?' Then it came to me: mind games against you. It's so fitting too, since you getting pinned by Mastermind has left you with no credibility, and mind games are his thing. I also reckoned that by messing with you, I'd get your group on my ass. What a shame. Seems the Higher Power has left you for scrap. Or perhaps, I left them in a puddle of their own blood? I won't answer your question, give you some room for thought while your away."


And with that, Maverick tosses the mic on top of Ghost Tank and walks backstage.








TJ Wallace
- vs -
Swagmire
- vs -
Steel Cage Match



The cage is lowered, and the ref calls for the bell. Wallace rushes at Swaggy, but is stopped dead in his tracks by The Dirty Jerker! (A series of hammer fists to the crotch) Right from the go, Swaggy is trying to end this. Wallace doubles over, and Swaggy sends a knee to the jaw of his foe. Wallace goes down, and Swagmire goes for a knee drop. Wallace rolls out of the way, and pops to his feet. Swaggy gets up and turns to face Wallace. JUMPING COMPLETE SHOT! Wallace and Swaggy go down to the ground, and Wallace hooks it for an early pin.





1...










Kickout!

Swagmire kicks Wallace off him and gets to his feet, and he's back down again! Wallace kicks Swaggy's knee out from under him. He grabs Swaggy in a headlock, and drags him over to the cage. Wallace begins to rub Swagg's face up and down the cage wall, causing Swag to bleed. Swag fights to get free, but Wallace's grip is too tight. Swag cannot get free. He's trying his hardest. He throws a fist back. Dirty Jerker! He begins to hit another Dirty Jerker on Wallace! Wallace lets go of Swaggy, and both men fall to their knees. Swagmire begins to crawl away from Wallace, but Wallace stops him with a kick to the ribs. Swag collapses and holds his face to try and quell the bleeding. Wallace keeps stomping away at Swagmire, who begins to curl into a ball to try and avoid the pain.

Wallace stops stomping, and steps back. Swagmire gets to his feet, and Wallace grabs him, and lifts for a Snap Suplex. But Swagmire kicks Wallace in the face, and gets dropped to the ground. He springboards up, and grabs Wallace. He lifts him tight, and Crucifix Powerbomb! Swagmire begins to stomp on Wallace now. Swaggy2Dope steps back, and lets Wallace up. Wallace slowly gets to his feet. Swagmire suprises him with a Big Boot right in chest. Wallace stumbles back and hits the ropes. Swagmire gifts him with a standing drop kick to the face. Wallace hits the cage wall, and slides down. Swagmire slowly uses the ropes to get to his feet. Wallace pops back up, grabs Swagmire as he struggles to get to his feet, lifts him up, and drops him with a Fisherman Spinning Suplex. He goes for another pin on Swagmire.





1...










2...



Foot on the ropes. Swagmire got his foot on the ropes! The ref breaks it up, and Swagmire slowly gets to his feet. No, Wallace sends a punch to his abdomen that doubles the Swagmaster Swag over. Wallace grabs Swaggy's head, and DDTs him! Swag is down, and bleeding pretty badly. Wallace steps back and begins to laugh. The Swaggenstein isn't moving. The ref rushes over to check him. He lifts Swag's arm up. And lets it go. Limp. He lifts and releases again. Limp. The ref lifts it one final time. He drops it. Swaggy catches it and gets to his feet. He starts doing the Carlton dance in the ring. Wallace looks confused, but he starts to Dougie. With Wallace dancing and not paying attention, Swaggy pulls out a baton, and slaps Wallace across the face with it. Wallace hits the mat, and Swagmire continues to whip Wallace like they were in 1850's Georgia. The ref rushes over and grabs the baton from Swagmire, and reminds him this isn't an Xtreme rules match.

Wallace gets to his feet, and gets a Dirty Jerker for his trouble. Wallace doubles over, catches his breath, before getting up and getting white washed with sock filled bar of soap. Swagmire then whips Wallace into the ropes and on the rebound hits Wallace with a big boot to the chest and then pin.




1...








2...













3!!!


Winner: Swagmire








Peter Gilmour
- vs -
Scully
Ladder Match
If Scully wins he get's Peter's lunchbox and $10,000 of Peter's Xbux
If Peter wins Scully leaves the XWF


Frodo pops up from the crowd, naked and covered in what's either chocolate frosting, or feces. Who really knows at this point? Anyway, Frodo pops up and runs towards Peter, tackling him to the ground. He begins to violently hump, and lick at Peter's recently sewn on ear. He starts getting up and whips his possibly shit covered cock along Peter's face before running off to the back again, dropping turds in condoms out of his ass as he does. Because he's Frodo.


The bell rings and Peter Gilmour wastes no action! He rushes forward and hits Scully with a blow to the face followed by pulling him in for a piledriver! ENDGAME?! Scully rolls away from him and holds his jaw staring in a little shock. Peter Gilmour seems to beckon him on. Scully approaches with caution and delivers a mighty kick to the gut of Gilmour. He grabs Peter in a side headlock and tightens the hold. Peter bounces from rope to rope trying to get him off. Nothing seems to get Scully off! Peter finally grabs the waist of Scully and lifts him for a belly to back suplex! Scully still has the hold on! Peter rolls himself on top of Scully, putting all of his weight on the neck of Scully! Scully relinquishes the hold.

Peter tries to get up, but Scully applies the side headlock again! Peter seems pissed and just punches Scully in the testicles! Scully continues to hold the headlock as Peter laughs. Peter then smashes him in the balls three more times. Scully is forced to let go of the hold due to pain down below. Peter bounces off the ropes and damn-near takes his head off with a vicious clothesline! Peter then takes this moment to jump outside of the ring and grab a ladder. He throws the aluminum ladder over the top rope and it comes down landing on Scully! One of the rungs hits Scully on top of the head. Peter rolls under the ropes and raises his arms to the audience! A mixture of boos and cheers are sent his way. Peter sets up the ladder in the center of the ring and begins to climb! The crowd is on their feet thinking this might be the end. Scully is up! He dropkicks the ladder sending Peter down to the mat!

Scully rushes over to Peter and lifts him up. He nails a T-Bone Suplex! He turns to set-up the ladder but thinks differently. He walks over to Peter and kicks him in the balls. Scully then turns and raises his arms to the audience before flipping them off. Scully aligns the ladder with the lunchbox above. He begins climbing up the ladder. He gets to the top and begins to fumble with the lunchbox but…


NO!


Peter pushes over the ladder leaving Scully suspended with the briefcase! Peter rushes around and picks up the ladder. He takes the end and jams it into the ribs of Scully. Scully cries out, but Peter does it again even harder! Scully falls to the mat in a heap! Peter laughs as he walks over to Scully and slaps his face. He picks up Scully and motions for the ENDGAME! Scully fights out! An eye poke! Followed by a kick to the abdomen! Piledriver! Scully nailed Peter with the piledriver! Peter is down and out. Scully doesn’t seem satisfied with that however. He climbs the top rope and leaps for a moonsault! Peter rolls out of the way! Scully hits the mat and is really holding those ribs now! Peter staggers to his feet and spits at Scully. He hits a leg drop on Scully, which he follows up with a roaring elbow drop. He lifts up Scully and nails the Osaka Street Cutter! Scully’s head flips back after contact! Scully could be out.

Suddenly Peter is distracted by the annoying drone of white noise that seems to be emitting from all around the arena. Men, women, children and babies all scream and cover their ears as the noise continues to be heard.

Then suddenly the noise stops and Peter looks around unsure of what just happened. He then looks back down at Scully and laughs wickedly.

Peter taunts with a thumb across his throat. He places the ladder in the center of the ring. He lays Scully across it. Peter climbs to the top rope! Whoa! That’s high ground for a guy like Peter! He leaps for a legdrop!

Scully rolls out of the way! Peter’s ass hits the ladder as he cries out in agony! Scully gets to his feet and pulls Peter with him. Scully hits THE END! The swinging neckbreaker sends Peter down facefirst into the ladder. Peter is sprawled out on the ladder and Scully climbs the top rope. He looks down at Peter and jumps for a swanton bomb!

It connects! Peter is in sheer agony!

Scully rolls him off the ladder and sets it up. Scully is moving abnormally slow as his ribs seem to be a hindrance. Scully gets to the top and is about to reach up, but a blow stops him. Peter has hit him in the injured ribs with a punch. Peter slowly scales the other side of the ladder and reaches the top. Peter throws a blow rocking Scully. Scully throws a punch back. The two men begin exchanging blows back and forth! Peter rocks Scully with a shot and throws his arm over his back! Peter grabs his tights and lifts him up! Peter has him up for a delayed vertical suplex on the ladder! Peter falls backwards! Their bodies slam into the mat with a thump! Both men are out like a light!

Peter slowly stirs and stands to his feet. He lifts up Scully, but Scully comes to life! He hits a dropkick on Peter knocking him off balance. Scully nails him with THE SCULLANATOR! Peter is seemingly unconscious from that Final Cut! Scully collapses and lays a hand on the ladder. He looks up to the lunchbox and slowly pulls himself up the ladder. Peter pushes the ladder over. The two men stare at each other as they breathe heavily.

Peter gets up to his feet first and slowly walks over to the ladder and sets it upright. Scully grabs the ladder and attempts to pull himself up by Gilmour kicks Scully in the ribs for his troubles.

The crowd pops as out of the back comes Maria Brink, not the AIDSy one, the real one, well, the real fake one Peter's wife, Maria Brinks the Clone. What the hell is she doing here?

She walks down to the ring and blows a kiss in Peter's direction. He smiles and does the same. Peter then does a cute little "I love you" hand signal at Maria which of course turns her face bright red. She probably even came in her pants because Peter makes women do that. Supposedly.

As all this is going on Scully gets to his feet spins Gilmour around and nails him with The Scullanator. Gilmour is down and he's not getting up.

Scully looks over at Peter's wife and smiles but rather than smiling back she climbs the ring steps and yanks her dress to down revealing her big milky white clone tits. She then grab Scully by the back of the head with both hands and proceeds to force his head into her ample cleavage. Scully's arms are flaling about trying to get away from the woman but Maria refuses to let go.

Gilmour is back up to his feet, he looks over at Scully and his wife and isn't sure what to do. He looks over at the ladder and see's his lunchbox and decides to ascend the ladder. He finally gets to the top, grabs his beaten up lunchbox, unlatches it and yanks it down. The ref signals for the bell as Peter descends the ladder.


Winner: Peter Gilmour


Maria finally releases Scully from her death grip. Scully stands there trying to catch his breath, he looks over at Maria and decks her sending her falling back to the floor. Gilmour sees this and goes into the red. He slams Scully across the face with the lunchbox and then quickly lifts Scully back to his feet.

Pest rushes into the ring and lunges at Peter. Out of nowhere, Swagmire rushes to the ring and hits a Dirty Jerker on Pest sending him to the ground. He grabs Peter, and helps him to his feet.

Swagmire "It's all good, nigga. I'm here for you. Swaggy's got your back."

Swagmire than locks Peter in a Full Nelson and holds him tightly. Pest gets to his feet, reaches into his pants and pulls out a cup. He tosses it to the crowd before reaching into his sock and pulling out a US Marine Corps service knife! He walks over, and begins to cut Peter's freshly reattached ear off! He gets the ear off while Peter is squirming and trying to get free. He puts the knife away before punching Peter in the stomach. He pulls out some of those plastic strands girls use for braiding necklaces, and begins to braid a rope, before sliding Peter's detached ear onto the rope, tying it off and placing it around his ear.

Swagmire drops Peter to the ground. Scully, Pest, and Swaggy all begin to kick Peter in the ribs repeatedly. Scully slides out under the bottom rope as Pest and Swaggy continue the attack. Scully goes under the ring apron and grabs a steel chair. He slides back into the ring and indicates for Pest and Swagmire to hold Pest up.

Scully "Hold that fat piece of shit up"

Swaggy and Pest lift a groggy Gilmour up to his feet and Scully nails him with the chair, hard. Peter is laid out as blood pours from his head. Scully looks up at the briefcase. The Scully Meister makes sure the ladder is placed underneath and climbs up the ladder. He then taunts to fans to a chorus of boos. Scully picks u the lunchbox and taunts Gilmour holding the briefcase up for everyone to see. Scully shakes the hand of Pest and Swagmire. The three then raise their hands in the middle of the ring as the fans boo like crazy.


'No Chance!' plays over the speakers as Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon come out in front of the X-Tron clapping their hands. Shane hands Vince a microphone as they want down the ramp.

Vince:"God damnit! Shane, you see what I see? That's RRRRRRRuthless Aggression in that ring. Did you see the RRRRRRRRuthless way this young man destroyed that fat piece of shit? What's the sack of shit's name again? Peter Philmour? GILLmour? Well goddamnit, I don't give a rat's ass what his name is. What I want to see is more of this Scully kid! He will be the face of this company! This... piece of shit company. And it will be in this company. You see I gave Shane Anonistrator a huge payment in the form of 10 pounds of potatoes and in return he assured me that Scully, win lose or draw would not be fired after this match. Something about an iron clad contract. You know, Scully, there's always a place in the WWE for a superstar of your caliber. However, I need to deal with this fat piece of shit before we move on. You there, well dressed African American."

Swagmire looks around the ring as if not identifying as the African American.

Vince:"You with the... FANTASTIC headress. You see Shane? I told you a dildo-crown could work. Pick up that piece of shit Peter GILLmour."

Vince McMahon begins taking off his belt as he smiles at the audience with seemingly devil horns coming through his hair.

Vince:"It's time for someone around here to join the infamous... KISS MY ASS club!"

Swagmire and Pest lift up Peter Gilmour. Mr. McMahon drops trow revealing his black boxer briefs. He lifts up the sides of it to reveal his bare, very muscular ass cheeks. Vince McMahon waves his arms in the air as Swagmire and Pest plunge Peter's face into the crack of Mr. McMahon's ass! Peter Gilmour squirms as he tries to get away, but no such luck.

The group laugh at Peter Gilmour. Shane McMahon takes the Mic from his pops.

Shane McMahon "What you have in this ring is a group of dangerous men. We are taking over this place, just like I took over WCW. Sorry dad."

Vince McMahon pulls up his trousers and nods at Shane so he knows he isn't mad with his son for his WCW comment.

Shane McMahon "We have The Pest in the business, Mr. WGWF. Swaggy, Swagmire. Mr. Untouchable, Scully. The Prodigal Son, me.... Shane'O Mac and of course my dad, Vincent.... Kennedy... Mcmahon."

Shane passes the mic back to his old man

VINCE:"You all know who I am, but you are all too simple minded to realize why I am here. If it isn't clear let me spell it out for you nice and clearly. Tonight is the birth of something beautiful, something this failing company needs. A kick up the ass! Tonight you will bare witness to the birth of a new era, a new start and a cleansing. Tonight, with my son Shane by my side all of you pitiful worms will witness the end of Shane Anonistrator, the end of The Asylum, the end of The Black Circle, The Kliq, The Brotherhood, an end to all but the beginning of THE CORPORATION! Bow down and accept defeat. All of you, each and every single one of you have no chance in hell!"[/red]

No chance in hell hits the P.A as The Corporation raise there hands. Peter Gilmour is still laid out in a pool of his own blood.








Maverick
- vs -
Azrael Erebus
Standard One Fall



The bell rings and Maverick mouths off at Azrael. Azrael just forms a smirk as they begin to circle. They step forward and enter a test of strength. Maverick begins to gain the upper hand, but Azrael then begins to force it back on Maverick. Maverick withdraws and sweeps around Azrael. He lifts him from behind and slams him down on the mat face first. The amateur takedown isn’t let go as he has his hands wrapped around the waist of Azrael squeezing hard. He pulls Azrael to his feet and hits a German suplex. Maverick gets up and taunts towards the audience who boos him heavily. Maverick turns around and eats a clothesline! Maverick pops back up and takes a Stunner! Maverick is still standing but appear to have no one home! Azrael leaps off the second rope and hits a diving double axe handle! Maverick hits the mat with a thump! Azrael goes for a cover!

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2…







Th-NO! Maverick powers out.

Azrael Erebus picks up Maverick, but Maverick flicks his wrist forward connecting with the space balls of Erebus. Azrael begins to buckle forward, but Maverick disguises this by hitting a belly-to-belly suplex. Maverick picks up Azrael and hits a powerbomb! Azrael’s body hits the mat with a huge thud. Maverick leaps on top of him and locks in a crossface. Maverick pulls the head back at a nasty angle putting a lot of force on the neck of Erebus. Azrael begins groaning in agony as he drags himself forward. He gets within reaching distance of the ropes, but Maverick releases the hold. He grabs the foot of Az and begins to pull him back. Azrael pushes off the mat and hits a roundhouse to Maverick. Maverick staggers for a second before Azrael grabs his trunks and pulls him outside of the ring. Azrael kips up to his feet and looks around. The audience is on their feet as they know what Azrael is thinking! Azrael hits the ropes and runs towards the ropes beside where Maverick is. He leaps through the second and third rope for a suicide dive! Maverick ducks under and catches him for a quick scoop slam!!! What a maneuver!

Maverick stands up and beats his chest! He pulls the mats up exposing the cement floor beneath. He glares at Azrael as he wills him to get up. Azrael stands up and turns as Maverick lifts him up for a spinning Lights Out Spinebuster on the exposed concrete! Azrael is holding his head as Maverick rolls into the ring. The referee admonishes Maverick who just laughs. The referee begins counting. Could Maverick win another upset via countout?

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2…



3… Azrael is still lying out holding his head.



4…



5… Maverick has propped himself up on the top turnbuckle yawning and looking at his tape-watch.



6…



7… Azrael is finally beginning to move up from the floor.


8… He reaches the apron, but stumbles.




9… He puts a hand on the apron!







10-No! Azrael just barely rolls in at 9.9!

Maverick looks furious as he thought he had the match in hand. He grabs the referee by the shirt and points a finger in his face accusingly. The referee throws his hands up in defense as Maverick raises a first to him. Maverick takes a moment and catches his breath. He turns around to get Azrael and…



WHAM!


Roundhouse Kick!



WHAM!




Uppercut!



WHAM!



Chokeslam!



WHAM!



Shining Wizard!



WHAM!



Frog splash from the top!


Azrael stands up and sneers down at the body of Maverick as Maverick is trying to get his wits about him. Azrael picks him up and sets up for the DARKEST LIGHT! The swinging neckbreaker connects! Azrael doesn’t go for the pin, but leaps to the top rope. He salutes his fans before leaping off for WORLD’S DESCENT! The Senton bomb… MISSES!


Maverick rolls out of the way as Azrael’s body crumbles on the floor. Maverick takes advantage and rolls him onto his back. He covers Az!





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Th-NO!!! Azrael just barely gets a shoulder up!

Maverick staggers to his feet and wills Erebus to get up. Azrael slowly pulls himself up to his feet. He turns and Maverick kicks him hard in the abdomen. He lifts up Azrael for a suplex, turns around three times, and drops him directly on his face! STINGING NIGHTMARE! He covers Az!


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2…















3NO! !!

Azrael’s arm reaches underneath the bottom rope! Maverick is trying to celebrate, but the referee is telling him that he didn’t win it! Maverick looks confused. He argues with the referee until he turns into another roundhouse kick. Maverick is staggered! Azrael grabs him, pulls him backwards as if for a reverse DDT, motions to the crowd, and then drops a tricep to the throat of Maverick sending his body to the mat with a thud! THE ETERNAL RUSH! The Eye of the Hurricane remix seemingly caught Maverick entirely off guard! Azrael wraps the leg as the referee counts!





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2…













3!!!


Winner: Azrael Erebus








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Gator
- vs -
Frodo
If Gator wins Mickey Manson and Frodo have to apologize for being cunts
If Frodo wins Mickey Manson gets a title shot
Steel Cage



As Frodo gets to the ring, to the door of the cage, the 3 Masked Men who have been creating havoc all night during the show, jump the barrier, and start attacking Frodo. Gator watches on in amusement.

They keep throwing Frodo against the cage, and then against the barriers.

When Frodo is down in a heap, one of them bends over him, and lifts up his mask so that only Frodo can see him.

He speaks to him "Remember me Dwarf?"

The guy puts his mask back on, and grabs Frodo, and the other two help throw him into the cage, for Gator to finish off, they then jump back over the barriers and disappear into the crowd.


Before the match can begin Frodo strips down to his underpants and fits his clothing through the bars of the cage. Gator shakes his head, and hits a distracted Frodo with a spear, which sends the Hobbit against the cage. Frodo hits the ground with a thud, and Gator charges in and grabs the Hobbit for a Crossface. He's holding the hobbit in tightly, but Frodo manages to twist himself free, and punch Gator in the dick before getting to his feet. While on his feet, Frodo drops a knee to the small of Gator's back, sending Gator down to the mat. Frodo drops down and locks in the Cher Lloyd is a fuck ugly Gypsy bitch (standard arm bar), and holds Gator tight. Except, Frodo didn't move away from the ropes, so Gator easily grabs it, and frees himself.


Gator gets to his feet, punches Frodo in the face, lifts him up, and Fisherman Suplex! Frodo goes down. Gator goes to lift him up, but Frodo springboards up with a Shayouken! which rocks Gator's jaw, and throws his head back. Gator slams his head back down and starts laughing as he grabs the Hobbit's head, and drives it to the ground with a bulldog. Woods then moves, and grabs Frodo's head and arm with his legs. He holds him in the Head Scissors, trying to get Frodo to tap. The Hobbit is squirming trying to get free, but he's losing air. He doesn't want to tap out. He wants to hold out, but it's getting hard. He's fighting to get out, trying. Going limp. And then one of his legs flails and kicks Gator in the armpit, Frodo feels the connection, and keeps kicking there. Gator lets him up, and Frodo gets to his feet. Gator goes to get up as well, but GILMOUR CUTTER! He then scurries up the turnbuckle, and waits. Gator gets up and rushes towards Frodo. Dragonrana, sends Gator back to the mat. He hooks for a leg.





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Kickout!


Gator gets up, and crouches down to Frodo's level to deliver the most awkward backstabber in the history of backstabbers. Frodo is down again, but before Gator can go for another pin, Frodo pops up and hits a Shining Wizard on Gator. But no! Gator catches the foot! Gator has caught Frodo's foot midwizard! He releases the foot, which causes Frodo to fall to the ground. Gator, begins to stomp on Frodo before lifting him up for a Flapjack. Gator quickly grabs the Hobbit and gets him in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch. Frodo's hold tight, and trying not to scream in pain, but Gator is unrelenting. Frodo is really fighting to not scream, or tap, but Gator is pushing the little man to his limits. Frodo begins to try and wiggle one of his legs free. He's fighting it, and he does. He drops his tiny foot right into Gator's balls, which causes Gator to throw a knee right into Frodo's back before letting go of the hold. Frodo crawls away from Gator. Someone has found a crack in the cage, and is sliding something in to Frodo. He goes for it, and it's...


A KEYBOARD!

Frodo lifts the keyboard high in the air, as if he were He-Man! He turns around, and Gator's fist swings hello. A massive left hook from Gator sends Frodo stumbling back. He takes a second to shake off the cobwebs before slamming Gator in the face with the keyboard. Repeatedly. Gator is backing away, and throwing his arms up trying to stop the attacks, but Frodo instead throws a hit to Gator's ribs. Gator drops his arm, trapping the keyboard in place, and then twisting to snap it in half. Frodo looks down at his broken keyboard, and gets angry. He charges forward and delivers another Gilmour Cutter. He pops to his feet, and delivers a Standing Moonsault on Gator. He goes to hook the leg for a pin, but not before punching Gator in the face.





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Kickout!

Gator kicks out with such a power that Frodo is propelled three feet into the air. He then rolls out of the way, gets to his knees, and lets Frodo land right on his knee. Gator then stands up, grabs Frodo by the torso, and goes for a Disaster Drop (Lifting Samoan Drop), sending Frodo back down to the ring. He rushes back for a Threes and Sevens, charging kick to the head, but Frodo pops up at the last second and delivers a Shayouken! sending Gator back down.

With Gator down after a devastating Shayouken, Frodo takes this opportunity to climb up the turnbuckles in order to escape the cage. He does so rather slowly, as the punishment he endured from Gator took a massive toll on his back. He eventually makes it up the top rope, where he tries to reach up to climb the cage. He would've succeeded if the sound of static didn't suddenly blare through the arena. Frodo looks up at the X-Tron, wondering what the fuck is going on. Instead of finding a person, all he finds is this:

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The noise of the static dies down, much to the comfort of everyone's ears, inculding Frodo's. Once the static has been lowered to a barely audible level, a voice can be heard speaking to the dwarf king.

Can you see through the static?

No?

Look a little harder, you might be able to see something then.

Still no?

Maybe that's because your Higher Power doesn't want you to.

Kind of like how your Higher Power didn't want you to win that tournament of kings.

I know that you wanted to achieve a glory that others before you have, but the God that you love so much had other plans for you.

He wanted you to lose because he felt that you weren't ready to reach any sort of glory.

Not to worry, that's all just part of his plan, his prophecy, if you will.

Surely has something planned for you in the future.

Or is it only for your blood brothers back at the Asylum, who continue to gain prestige at your expense?

Perhaps you'll get no reward under his watchful eye, if it even exists at all.

We can only find out if the path you've chosen is the correct one.

For now, just make sure that your landing goes smoothly.


Gator takes this opportunity to sweep out Frodo's leg from under him, sending his groin into the steel post! The static goes away not too long after his future children have been killed.

Gator then grabs Frodo, smiles, at least that's what we think he does under the mask and then The Disaster Drop.

Gator's out of the steel cage, celebrating his win as Frodo is still trapped inside. Wait, what the hell? A naked, bearded man is walking slowly down the ramp. No. By god it's the shit condom guy!!! He bypasses Gator who is confused as the rest of us at this point and quickly climbs the steel cage and glares at Frodo.

Shit condom guy grabs Frodo by the shoulders and unhinges his jaw. Holy other of god! Shit condom guy is eating Frodo whole!!! After devouring Frodo, he falls to his hands and knees, pulling a condom from his dick and holding it over his asshole. Sweat beads from him as he groans and pushes a mound of shit into the condom, shit keeps filling until finally Frodo comes out of this maniac's ass! Frodo is trapped in shit and the condom! His eyes wide in horror, trying not to vomit from the stench.

Gator laughs loudly "Now we're even!"


Winner: Gator


Gator has won a fantastic back and forth match but unfortunately his celebration is cut short as Mick Manson, Hysteria, Fyre and Ghost Tank come running out of the back the 4 men then start attacking Gator. DDT here. Powerbomb there. A piledriver just for fun. Manson and Fyre lift Gator up and Tank crushes him with a massive spear. Frodo is up to his feet now and joins his Asylum brothers. Manson and Tank pull Gator back up to his feet and lean him against the turnbuckles as Frodo starts bashing Gator's face in with the Television Title.




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3...




4...




5...





6...




7...




8...




9...




10!!!

Ten shots to the face and Gator falls down to the mat almost lifeless. EMT's rush onto the scene as The Asylum makes their way to the back having claimed their second victim of the night.









Doctor Louis D'Ville
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John Samuels
Standard One Fall
Guest Ref: Peter Gilmour!


Doc D'Ville is standing in the ring, the XWF crown atop his head. John Samuels theme song hits and Samuels as well as Theo Pryce and John Madison all walk down to the ring. Samuels enters the ring while Pryce and Madison walk over to the announcers table.

D'Ville removes the crown and places it down on the floor before smiling at Peter Gilmour while tapping on his ear a few times. Gilmour looks pissed but keeps calm and signals for the bell.

D'Ville and Samuels circle each other. D'ville makes the first move grabbing Samuels by the neck and then hitting him with a snap suplex. D'Ville pulls Samuels backup and tosses him into the corner. D'Ville closes in and follows that up with a few elbows to the side of John Samuels head and then a boot to the throat cutting off the air supply to Samuels.

Samuels stumbles forward and D'Ville puts him down with a lunging clothesline and then a cover.

Gilmour gets down and makes the count...




1...








2...






Kick out!


The lights flicker. The arena goes pitch black. A lone spotlight floods the ring on the place of Peter Gilmour. Gilmour looks up around, but can’t see out of the beam of light. A song begins playing…


After the lyric ‘They’re coming after me,’ a flume of smoke appears behind Peter Gilmour! It’s a man wearing all black! Peter turns around, Clothesline! The Masked Man lifts Peter up on his shoulders and flings him onto his shins as he falls back. Wait… was that… was that FROM A PLACE OF HOPE!?! The Masked Man grabs Peter and flings him out of the ring. The lights restore! Doctor D’Ville and John Samuels are staring at him in disbelief. The masked man takes off his ski mask to reveal… LH HARRISON! He’s back from the dead! And he showed up in a puff of smoke? Not sure how! LH Harrison walks over to a duffel bag in the ring and unzips it. He pulls off his black shirt and throws on a white and black striped one with XWF on the breast pocket! It seems LH will be the official for the rest of the match!

Samuels and Doc are back up and going to town on each other trading blows back and forth. Samuels lifts Doc up in the air and drops Doc throat first right onto the top rope. Samuels falls to the mat and is immediately grabbing at his throat while Samuels circles him.

Samuels looks over to the other Two Kings who are in the middle of playing quarters at the announcers table.

"Come on guys, you said you'd wait for me."

Samuels grabs Doc by the throat and pulls him up to his feet, he sets him up for a powerbomb but Doc counters it. Using all his strength the Doc lifts Samuels high up into the air and sends Samuels crashing to the mat. Doc pulls Samuels up and hits Samuels with the Lobotomy.

D'Ville falls forward and covers Samuels for the count...




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2...






Broken up!!!

By Gilmour. Peter Gilmour is back up from his little nap. Gilmour grabs Harrison and destroys him with a Gilmour Cutter. D'ville rises up and gets in Gilmour's face. Gilmour yells at Doc not to touch him or he will be disqualified.

While the two of them are going back and forth Samuels gets to his feet and surprises Doc with the Filibuster and then a pin...



1....




What is that?


As Peter goes to make a count, white noise can be heard. Except, this time it is coming from the X-Tron, that is making strange cryptic shapes and basic language. Suddenly, the lights go out as a message seems to appear.


What could this mean?

Gilmour suddenly realizes he is supposed to be making a count and finally get's back to it..






2...



Kick out!!!

Now it's Samuels turn to get in Gilmour's face.

"What are you doing Peter? You are supposed to be an impartial ref?"

"Fuck you Madison. Suck my dick!"

Harrison is still down thanks to a Gilmour Cutter.

Samuels goes back over to the Doc but is met with a low blow to the ball region. Samuels falls to his knees and gets a kick across the face from D'Ville for his troubles.

Gilmour then turns his attention to Doc D'Ville and he is giving D'ville some trouble as he backs away to the corner. Then he gets D'ville on his knees as he chants three words!

"SUCK!"

He thrusts D'ville's head back.

"MY!"

He takes his pants off (after multiple failed attempts)!

"DI- ooof!"

Right as Gilmour was about to thrust D'ville into his dick, D'ville gives him a low blow! As Peter is nursing his dick, D'ville chomps on his ear again! IT COMES OFF AGAIN!

Samuels is howling with laughter, Pryce and Madison are over by the announcers table laughing their asses of as D'ville stands over the fallen Gilmour as Maverick comes in! D'ville doesn't notice Mav's entry as he ducks Samuels' attempted clothesline and strikes back with a drop kick! Mav picks up Samuels... He looks like he's about to do a Stinging Nightmare!

He drops Samuels instead on a Falcon Arrow! Perhaps a new finisher, eh? Mav locks in the Pure Perfection! He's arching it back! Samuels is tapping due to the extreme pain. After arching it back for a few more extra seconds, Mav feels satisfied and leaves the ring.

Meanwhile, D'ville spits the ear into Gilmour's mouth! He notices the fallen Samuels. He picks him up... LOBOTOMY!

Pryce and Madison each dart from the table and slide into the ring...

Gilmour is still down trying to vomit up the ear he just swallowed. Harrison wakes up and makes the count...


1...



2...


3!!


Well that was one hell of a fast count.


Winner: Doctor Louis D'Ville


LH Harrison raises the hand of the Doctor Louis D'Ville for his victory.

From behind, Peter slides back into the ring and sneaks up on the Doctor. Gilmour Cutter!! The Doc is down!! LH jumps on Peter and starts landing punches on him! Meanwhile, in the corner the Three Kings watch the brawl between LH and Gilmour! The Doc is still down! Suddenly, the lights in the arena go dark.

The Asylum theme begins to play.

From the entrance way appears Hysteria! Followed by two other followers of the High Power, Frodo and Micky Manson! The three join up at the top of the entrance way and being making their way towards the Three Kings! Harrison and Peter are still going at it. The Doctor crawls out of the ring and holds his head. Peter manages the upper hand and throws Hysteria into the ropes and follows up with a quick clothesline to the outside! Peter turns around and gets hit with a big boot from Samuels! Pete goes flying backwards out of the ring as well.

Two of the Three Kings haven't taken their eyes off of the approaching Asylum! The three members enter the ring and an all out brawl starts! Theo Pryce and Hysteria! Madison and Manson! Samuels and Frodo! On the outside Peter is fighting off Harrison and the Doc!

D'Ville throws Pete over the barricade and Harrison follows! The two go fighting through the crowd. The lights go out again!

When they come back on the Three Kings are on the outside of the ring walking back up the ramp, facing the Asylum members left in the ring. Peter and Harrison are fighting in the crowd. And the Doctor is nowhere to be seen!

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#2
11-20-2014, 03:44 PM

Even when Peter wins he loses.

Oh and Asylum fucks, what's up?

Frodo et tu brute?

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#3
11-20-2014, 03:56 PM

A sinister cackle is heard reverberating off the walls of the room.

Helllllllllllooooo Theo Pryce. What is up, indeed?

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#4
11-20-2014, 04:23 PM

'I'm a little groggy from getting shit out, and into a condom. But Theo, I don't remember attacking you. I remember attacking Samuels, who as you know I have a hatred for. You, I'd never attack, bruh."

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#5
11-20-2014, 04:43 PM

OOC: Awesome show, that attack after the match gives a good reason why Gator has to leave for a bit. So thanks lol.

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#6
11-20-2014, 05:03 PM

"What did I tell you Ghost Butt?! It takes a lot more than that to take down...................."

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"CALLLLLYYYYYYYPPSOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
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#7
11-20-2014, 05:12 PM

So did I, Calypso. Where the fuck is my money?

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#8
11-20-2014, 05:17 PM

(11-20-2014, 05:12 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: So did I, Calypso. Where the fuck is my money?

"Hey baby. Congrats on your win. Did you see my match?? I won in your honor!!"

"Now, does it look like I have 40k yet? Bitch, are you blind?! Just kidding, but if I keep taking down guys like Ghost Fuck here, I'll have the cash in no time. In the mean time, how about another 'old fashion'?


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#9
11-20-2014, 05:23 PM

Not until you get me money. Every week I don't have my money, it goes up. Ask someone to loan you the money if you have to.

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#10
11-20-2014, 06:13 PM

Peter, you've lost both ears.
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#11
11-20-2014, 06:21 PM

I have one. I'm going to try and pawn it later.
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#12
11-20-2014, 06:22 PM

(11-20-2014, 05:23 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Not until you get me money. Every week I don't have my money, it goes up. Ask someone to loan you the money if you have to.

"You're awful 'pricey' for being a gutter slut, babe. I don't think you like dick as much as you say you do. You sure you don't want some Calypso-Cock? Love you."
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#13
11-20-2014, 06:26 PM

(11-20-2014, 06:22 PM)Calypso! Said:
(11-20-2014, 05:23 PM)MARIA BRINKS AIDS Said: Not until you get me money. Every week I don't have my money, it goes up. Ask someone to loan you the money if you have to.

"You're awful 'pricey' for being a gutter slut, babe. I don't think you like dick as much as you say you do. You sure you don't want some Calypso-Cock? Love you."

I like cock plenty, but you've barely got one. Peter has like twice the cock you do. Yours is basically all head, no shaft. Barney Green's dick is even bigger than yours. So, fucking pay me if you want me to touch that tiny turtle shell looking thing.

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#14
11-20-2014, 06:27 PM

"Goddammit Erebus. I could have gone four for goddamn four had there been no stupid technicalities. I'd have gotten you with that Spinebuster on the outside, but thanks to the blithering excuse for a referee, I was screwed. I should have gotten you with that Stinging Nightmare, but stupid rope break technicalities saved your ass.

"Due to the blithering performance the Stinging Nightmare gave, I have decided to change my finisher to the Falcon Arrow I'm sure everyone saw me do on John Samuels. Need I present to you, the Age of Perfection."

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#15
11-20-2014, 09:04 PM

Peter


PETER


PETER


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#16
11-20-2014, 09:13 PM

sadly i got both ears so suck my dick..

this show sucked and if u dont like it too fn bad

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#17
11-20-2014, 09:14 PM

No, you did not. Peter, I still have your ear. Stop lying.
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#18
11-20-2014, 09:48 PM

Now now, give Peter a chance to exculpate himself perhaps he made a clone of himself and stole his clone's ear. He did have a Maria Brink army at one point.

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#19
11-21-2014, 02:51 AM

No sell Gilmour.


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#20
11-21-2014, 04:38 AM

So I got jumped by three random guys, huh? Man, I feel like Maria Brink on a average weekday. Seriously though, who the FUCK were those dudes, huh? Revenge will be mine...

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#21
11-21-2014, 08:00 AM

Four thousand, and I look into it for you. Anything more, and the rates go up.
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#22
11-21-2014, 08:47 AM

Why's everyone getting all huffy over a few ears?


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#23
11-21-2014, 09:29 AM

(11-21-2014, 08:51 AM)Azrael Erebus Said:
(11-20-2014, 06:27 PM)Maverick Said: "Goddammit Erebus. I could have gone four for goddamn four had there been no stupid technicalities. I'd have gotten you with that Spinebuster on the outside, but thanks to the blithering excuse for a referee, I was screwed. I should have gotten you with that Stinging Nightmare, but stupid rope break technicalities saved your ass.

"Due to the blithering performance the Stinging Nightmare gave, I have decided to change my finisher to the Falcon Arrow I'm sure everyone saw me do on John Samuels. Need I present to you, the Age of Perfection."


"YES! You need to present the age of perfection because you're not showing anyone, anything but failure, you fucking . Seriously, how are you going to act like this immediately after a loss? What the fuck is wrong with you? You lost. You failed. Perfection and failure, don't go hand in hand. Why are you this stupid? Were your parents related or did you just spend your entire childhood eating paint chips and playing in raw sewage? You know, you can change your finisher all you want and it still won't alter the fact that you're a terrible wrestler with the mental capacity of a foot stool. By the sanctioned Gods, am I glad this fight is over with and I never have to listen to this moron speak again."

"Evidently you have never heard of an optimist, you blithering buffoon. And failure? I wouldn't call this past Warfare a total failure. I got Mastermind back for screwing me over, got rid of Ghost Tank, and softened up Samuels for our big match. I still consider this a success, no matter what the result of our match was."

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11-21-2014, 10:03 AM

(11-20-2014, 09:14 PM)Mr WGWF Said: No, you did not. Peter, I still have your ear. Stop lying.

No you don't I stole it from your duffle bag along with something else :)

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#25
11-21-2014, 11:02 AM

I never kept it in my duffle bag. I've been wearing it like a necklace since I took it. In fact, I don't even keep a duffle bag. I don't know who you stole from.
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#26
11-21-2014, 12:15 PM

(11-21-2014, 09:48 AM)Azrael Erebus Said:
(11-21-2014, 09:29 AM)Maverick Said:
(11-21-2014, 08:51 AM)Azrael Erebus Said: "YES! You need to present the age of perfection because you're not showing anyone, anything but failure, you fucking . Seriously, how are you going to act like this immediately after a loss? What the fuck is wrong with you? You lost. You failed. Perfection and failure, don't go hand in hand. Why are you this stupid? Were your parents related or did you just spend your entire childhood eating paint chips and playing in raw sewage? You know, you can change your finisher all you want and it still won't alter the fact that you're a terrible wrestler with the mental capacity of a foot stool. By the sanctioned Gods, am I glad this fight is over with and I never have to listen to this moron speak again."

"Evidently you have never heard of an optimist, you blithering buffoon. And failure? I wouldn't call this past Warfare a total failure. I got Mastermind back for screwing me over, got rid of Ghost Tank, and softened up Samuels for our big match. I still consider this a success, no matter what the result of our match was."


"Hahahahahahahaha! Maybe some of that optimism will grow you a new brain. Do you think if you're really optimistic you'll grow a new brain, Maverick? A working one, perhaps?"


"You know, beating down random people in the back is fun...but winning the match you're scheduled in, that's even better. Cause that's what mattered tonight. The match. Not anything else you did. No one will remember any of that. Well, maybe the fact that you 'softened up' The Senator and he still carried on unhindered by your actions and destroyed you. That might be recalled upon as the masses laugh at your horrible skills and optimism. Boy oh boy, are you dense. You better start being more optimistic and maybe, that'll change."


"Idiot."

"Really? No one will remember what I did? I dare say the Asylum, Mastermind, or Samuels will not forget what I did anytime soon. And Samuels destroyed me? Erebus, last time I checked, after I hit the Age of Perfection on Samuels, D'ville hit the Lobotomy on him and got the pin. Then, he was thrust into a fight with the Asylum. Are you sure YOUR brain isn't broken?"

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11-21-2014, 01:40 PM

No, you simpleton. Samuels will destroy you at Madness. And if he doesn't, I will. Believe it.
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#28
11-21-2014, 02:11 PM

(11-21-2014, 04:38 AM)Monolith Said: So I got jumped by three random guys, huh? Man, I feel like Maria Brink on a average weekday. Seriously though, who the FUCK were those dudes, huh? Revenge will be mine...

Jacob walked into camera range, and took down his Red Hood, and looked at the camera.

"Monolith, those three guys paved the way for The Real Higher Power to make our presence felt. They attacked you on our advice. They've been here before, but left. The Real Higher Power sees all, knows all, hears all. You have done a lot of damage, and The Real Higher Power has your number. Either come to the light, or let the light come to you."

Jacob pulls his Red Hood back over his head, and walks away laughing.
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#29
11-21-2014, 02:36 PM

(11-21-2014, 02:11 PM)TRHP Said: "Monolith, those three guys paved the way for The Real Higher Power to make our presence felt. They attacked you on our advice. They've been here before, but left. The Real Higher Power sees all, knows all, hears all. You have done a lot of damage, and The Real Higher Power has your number. Either come to the light, or let the light come to you."

"Oh you're the douchebags that attacked Frodo? How does it feel to see that your attacks hardly have any effect on people? Watch this:"

Quote:As Frodo gets to the ring, to the door of the cage, the 3 Masked Men who have been creating havoc all night during the show, jump the barrier, and start attacking Frodo. Gator watches on in amusement.

They keep throwing Frodo against the cage, and then against the barriers.

When Frodo is down in a heap, one of them bends over him, and lifts up his mask so that only Frodo can see him.

He speaks to him "Remember me Dwarf?"

The guy puts his mask back on, and grabs Frodo, and the other two help throw him into the cage, for Gator to finish off, they then jump back over the barriers and disappear into the crowd.

"Know what happened next? He got right back up and acted like nothing happened. That's how ineffectual your attacks are in this federation. Way to prove yourself to be the biggest fucking joke in this federation. Yes, bigger than Maverick and Richard Tessmocker combined. Get the fuck out of here before you humiliate yourself further."

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#30
11-21-2014, 03:00 PM

(11-21-2014, 02:36 PM)AerialKnight Said:
(11-21-2014, 02:11 PM)TRHP Said: "Monolith, those three guys paved the way for The Real Higher Power to make our presence felt. They attacked you on our advice. They've been here before, but left. The Real Higher Power sees all, knows all, hears all. You have done a lot of damage, and The Real Higher Power has your number. Either come to the light, or let the light come to you."

"Oh you're the douchebags that attacked Frodo? How does it feel to see that your attacks hardly have any effect on people? Watch this:"

Quote:As Frodo gets to the ring, to the door of the cage, the 3 Masked Men who have been creating havoc all night during the show, jump the barrier, and start attacking Frodo. Gator watches on in amusement.

They keep throwing Frodo against the cage, and then against the barriers.

When Frodo is down in a heap, one of them bends over him, and lifts up his mask so that only Frodo can see him.

He speaks to him "Remember me Dwarf?"

The guy puts his mask back on, and grabs Frodo, and the other two help throw him into the cage, for Gator to finish off, they then jump back over the barriers and disappear into the crowd.

"Know what happened next? He got right back up and acted like nothing happened. That's how ineffectual your attacks are in this federation. Way to prove yourself to be the biggest fucking joke in this federation. Yes, bigger than Maverick and Richard Tessmocker combined. Get the fuck out of here before you humiliate yourself further."

Jacob walks back towards the camera, and takes his Red Hood off.

"Do you have ears Aerial Knight? Do you? I don't think you understood what I said, so I'll say it slowly..."

"Those.... Three.... Guys.... Paved... The... Way... For...The...Real...Higher...Power...To...Make...Our...Presence....Felt....They....Attacked...Us...On...Our...Advice....They've...Been...Here...Before...But...Left..."

"Did you get that Mr. Knight? It wasn't us that caused mayhem all night, it was those three guys paving the way for us. We arrived on Thursday. Just before Wednesday Night Mayhem, but they paved the path for us.."

"Get your facts straight, otherwise don't stick your nose in where it doesn't belong idiot. The fact that you did just that, means that you are now on our list. It's getting bigger all the time."


Jacob pulls up his Red Hood, and walks away.
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#31
11-21-2014, 03:09 PM

"First of all, get your show names straight."

"Second of all, your 'supporters' aren't very good at hurting people, ya know? They did just as much damage as poking someone while saying 'I'm not touching you.'."

"Third of all, you've proven yourself to be a bigger idiot than anyone in this federation ever could. You've tried to mock the master of time and space himself by saying that you are the true force to be reckoned with. That shit will get you killed if it weren't for the fact that he's into wrestling. You tried to assert yourself as the real higher power, even though all six of you have as much credibility as a Cthulu cult. And you actually think you can beat Frodo."

"If you have any sort of dignity at all, get the fuck out while you still can. Even though the light with you, stupidity follows."

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#32
11-21-2014, 03:12 PM

"Oh, and I'm on your people to egg list, am I? Well good luck trying to egg this house. The owners are armed."

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#33
11-21-2014, 03:17 PM

(11-21-2014, 03:09 PM)AerialKnight Said: And you actually think you can beat Frodo."

Jacob walks back into camera range, and drops his Red Hood.

"I WILL beat Frodo."

Jacob lifts up his Red Hood, and walks away.
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#34
11-21-2014, 03:21 PM

(11-21-2014, 03:17 PM)TRHP Said:
(11-21-2014, 03:09 PM)AerialKnight Said: And you actually think you can beat Frodo."

Jacob walks back into camera range, and drops his Red Hood.

"I WILL beat Frodo."

Jacob lifts up his Red Hood, and walks away.

"Might as well settle your affairs then, because after that match, no one will see you again since your funeral will be empty."

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#35
11-21-2014, 03:28 PM

(11-21-2014, 03:21 PM)Maverick Said: "Might as well settle your affairs then, because after that match, no one will see you again since your funeral will be empty."

Jacob walks into camera shot, and pulls up a wooden chair. He removes his Red Hood and sits down.

"That's where you are and everyone are wrong. The Real Higher Power is here to stay. If I get taken out, there's always someone else to take my place, take their place, and so on and so on. T he circle of The Real Higher Power keeps going."

"I say again I WILL BEAT FRODO."


Jacobs sits back laughing.
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#36
11-21-2014, 03:31 PM

(11-21-2014, 03:28 PM)TRHP Said:
(11-21-2014, 03:21 PM)Maverick Said: "Might as well settle your affairs then, because after that match, no one will see you again since your funeral will be empty."

Jacob walks into camera shot, and pulls up a wooden chair. He removes his Red Hood and sits down.

"That's where you are and everyone are wrong. The Real Higher Power is here to stay. If I get taken out, there's always someone else to take my place, take their place, and so on and so on. T he circle of The Real Higher Power keeps going."

"I say again I WILL BEAT FRODO."


Jacobs sits back laughing.

"Really? Don't make me laugh. Last time I checked, you have six Bozo Buddies with you. So that's seven lives all together. And besides, you won't even get to Frodo, since Next Level Meta will kick your ass to high hell and back, and he'll scare your Bozo Buddies off."

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#37
11-21-2014, 03:33 PM

"You know, Jacob, you can tell yourself that, but it won't be true. Besides, no one has any clue what the fuck you're saying anyways. Did you flunk English?"

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#38
11-21-2014, 03:40 PM

(11-21-2014, 03:31 PM)Maverick Said: "Really? Don't make me laugh. Last time I checked, you have six Bozo Buddies with you. So that's seven lives all together. And besides, you won't even get to Frodo, since Next Level Meta will kick your ass to high hell and back, and he'll scare your Bozo Buddies off."

Jacob yawns and looks at his watch, then he looks at the camera.

"I will say again, The Real Higher Power can see all, hear all, knows all. The fact that you can't see what's happening Maverick, or the fact that you don't know what's happening Maverick, is because your so insignificant. Your lack of knowledge is so unbelievable it's a wonder that you made it here in the XWF in the first place."

"At the moment there are 6 of us. But there are plenty more around. We will start growing. Day by day we will grow. The Real Higher Power is here to stay. Open your eyes Maverick, and be aware. Can you do that?"


Jacob laughs and sits back, then stands up.

"You know what Maverick, I'm, done with your lack of knowledge idiotic arse, and Aerials, that I've got more important stuff to do. I will be back to address you."

Jacob pulls his Red Hood back up, and walks away.
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#39
11-21-2014, 03:52 PM

"I'm aware that you read a book by H.P. Lovecraft and wanted to create a wrestling gimmick based on what you've read. Somehow five other people were stupid enough to follow you. I'm also aware that you can only see what you want to see, hear what you want to hear, while knowing nothing while you're here."

"Good luck trying to prove a point when the smallest of children and the most malnourished man in the world can kick your ass, Jacob. Because, as you know, luck is for losers."

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#40
11-21-2014, 03:55 PM

You wanna talk about 'power', Jacob? Well, when you witness MY awesome power you'll regret the day you crossed paths with the mighty Monolith. Because I will CRUSH. YOU. ALL!!!

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