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Theo Pryce · **11-14-2014, 11:35 AM**

Just a shame Peter has lost to 99% of the roster, twice over. Wait I lied, that's not a shame, it's hilarious.

**11-14-2014, 11:42 AM**

also a shame that he lost 99% of his ear

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-14-2014, 11:43 AM**

(11-14-2014, 09:08 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Dude, Frodo, you know precisely why I don't have any desire to schedule a match with you, man.

I don't like the way you do things, I don't like you bugging me everywhere I go, I don't like you trying to turn every damn match into some gay porn scene, and I don't like you in general.

You've got nothing I want. I've got no reason to waste my time with you. Can you not see I've been busy? It's not like I've been on vacation, man.

I don't why, if you think I'm such a piece of shit, you' want me in the ring so bad, but god damn, dude, it's starting to get fucking creepy. Why don't you just grow up a little and live with the fact that you can't always get what you want right away?

"Says the man who's crying and begging for a Uni title shot, after being told no repeatedly. But, how about this. After I win my contender shot, I face you for it? Why not, I will be getting Manson a shot. And you will find, I can get exactly what I want. Much to the chagrin of others. You see, my friend Theo? He knows how to get what he wants. A skill I picked up from him. Meaning, I'll be seeing you soon.

And if you're curious why I want you in the ring so badly, it's because you ran your mouth too much. When you got called on it, you backed down like a bitch."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 11:56 AM**

You, the little

that couldn't, are telling me that I ran my mouth to much?

You.

The guy whose entire M.O. is running his mouth? What, you telling me you keep things nice and polite with your opponents? Dude, I'd show you clips of you running your god damn mouth too much but we don't have that much time, man. Shit, you've already done it about ten times today!

You think because you tricked the Halloween Club into letting you in after Heyman let you sit on the sidelines for months means you've got pull? You think you're anything to Theo Pryce but a cheap source of drugs? He'd drop you like a bad habit in a heartbeat, and so will that circle jerk of an Asylum as soon as they realize you only pretend to be down with their "higher power" in order to have friends.

I've got a match with John Samuels coming up, and when I beat him, I'll get my shot.

Like I said - you've got nothing to offer.

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 12:00 PM**

(11-14-2014, 11:56 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You, the little that couldn't, are telling me that I ran my mouth to much?

You.

The guy whose entire M.O. is running his mouth? What, you telling me you keep things nice and polite with your opponents? Dude, I'd show you clips of you running your god damn mouth too much but we don't have that much time, man. Shit, you've already done it about ten times today!

You think because you tricked the Halloween Club into letting you in after Heyman let you sit on the sidelines for months means you've got pull? You think you're anything to Theo Pryce but a cheap source of drugs? He'd drop you like a bad habit in a heartbeat, and so will that circle jerk of an Asylum as soon as they realize you only pretend to be down with their "higher power" in order to have friends.

I've got a match with John Samuels coming up, and when I beat him, I'll get my shot.

Like I said - you've got nothing to offer.

"Oh really Vincent? Need I ask you, when this match is taking place? Because the date I'm beating down Samuels is the Thanksgiving Madness. And IF you can beat that loser Samuels, then I am quite interested to see if Theo can take the two of us in a Triple Threat, or if he wants to face us separately."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 12:03 PM**

You're not beating Samuels, Iceman.

Nice try, though.

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 12:06 PM**

(11-14-2014, 12:03 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You're not beating Samuels, Iceman.

Nice try, though.

"Oh really? I've beaten him once before. Who says I can't beat him twice. You, on the other hand, got your ass whipped by him. If I were you- which I'd kill myself anyway over. I mean come on! You are a disgracing failure- I'd be more worried about myself."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 12:10 PM**

I am worried about myself, dumbass... you brought yourself up, not me. Christ.

I'm worried plenty, dude. Worried about catching a charge from the level of abuse I'm gonna bring down onto Samuels soon. Worried about the body lice I probably caught from the Asylum tonight.

You? I'm not worried about you. I gave Samuels shit for losing to you and McBride, sure, but we all know that was a fluke anyway. No way that repeats itself. Even a monkey that amuses itself by pissing into its own mouth like Samuels wouldn't lose to you twice.

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 12:16 PM**

(11-14-2014, 12:10 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I am worried about myself, dumbass... you brought yourself up, not me. Christ.

I'm worried plenty, dude. Worried about catching a charge from the level of abuse I'm gonna bring down onto Samuels soon. Worried about the body lice I probably caught from the Asylum tonight.

You? I'm not worried about you. I gave Samuels shit for losing to you and McBride, sure, but we all know that was a fluke anyway. No way that repeats itself. Even a monkey that amuses itself by pissing into its own mouth like Samuels wouldn't lose to you twice.

"Please Vincent. I WAS A ROOKIE WHEN I BEAT HIM AND MCBRIDE! HA- HA! And besides, it's not like he had much of a warm up prior to our match. He teamed with two moronic losers to mix it up with three imbeciles who don't know their lefts from their rights, and Samuels, Pryce, and Madison beat you three! I'd say Samuels would be getting a good warm- up against D'ville, but honestly, Gilmour would most likely absorb those two in his fat!"

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 12:26 PM**

Iceman, you're a rookie right now, dude.

At least you look like one in the ring.

Why are you still claiming to be 4-2? Or to have a winning record at all? Let's go over some of your more memorable moments, for just a sec, okay? First, you got beat by X-Pac's testicles. Then, you got slapped around and drowned in a kids' swimming pool by Doc D'Ville. THEN, you got ACTUALLY SHIT ON by Frodo and Gator.

You couldn't carry Peter's sweaty jockstrap, yet you're talking about him like he's some nobody. You and Scully should just go back to spoon feeding each other sperm samples and get out my face, dude.

Theo Pryce · **11-14-2014, 12:32 PM**

It's ok John he got it super glued, or stapled or stitched or duct taped back on. You know Peter, no matter what happens to him it's always "fixed" within 24 hours.

**11-14-2014, 12:53 PM**

except for his dignity

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-14-2014, 01:16 PM**

(11-14-2014, 11:56 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You, the little that couldn't, are telling me that I ran my mouth to much?

You.

The guy whose entire M.O. is running his mouth? What, you telling me you keep things nice and polite with your opponents? Dude, I'd show you clips of you running your god damn mouth too much but we don't have that much time, man. Shit, you've already done it about ten times today!

You think because you tricked the Halloween Club into letting you in after Heyman let you sit on the sidelines for months means you've got pull? You think you're anything to Theo Pryce but a cheap source of drugs? He'd drop you like a bad habit in a heartbeat, and so will that circle jerk of an Asylum as soon as they realize you only pretend to be down with their "higher power" in order to have friends.

I've got a match with John Samuels coming up, and when I beat him, I'll get my shot.

Like I said - you've got nothing to offer.

"Right, difference is that I back my shit up. You? You tuck tail and run. You run like a bitch. Heyman didn't leave me on the sidelines, in case you missed it. I left because the HA fell apart when Paul possibly got murdered. And Theo isn't how I'm getting my match with you. I just learned from him.

As for you beating Samuels? Hahahaha. I lost to Samuels when he was parading around looking like a dog's nutsack, he took the crown from Theo, and Feder's leg. And you lost to him and Theo, and my badly performing clone. You're not looking so hot there, girl pants. So, when he kicks your ass, and takes all your money I'll get my match. Or before. We'll see. Lemme just make a call."

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 01:21 PM**

(11-14-2014, 12:26 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Iceman, you're a rookie right now, dude.

At least you look like one in the ring.

Why are you still claiming to be 4-2? Or to have a winning record at all? Let's go over some of your more memorable moments, for just a sec, okay? First, you got beat by X-Pac's testicles. Then, you got slapped around and drowned in a kids' swimming pool by Doc D'Ville. THEN, you got ACTUALLY SHIT ON by Frodo and Gator.

You couldn't carry Peter's sweaty jockstrap, yet you're talking about him like he's some nobody. You and Scully should just go back to spoon feeding each other sperm samples and get out my face, dude.

"I don't know what your talking about, Vincent. I know for a fact my record is 4-4. Maybe your talking about- oh hey, my signature still says 4-2. I should really fix that, huh? Anyway, I forgot I had a match with D'ville. Yeah, your Shove- It was so insignificant I FORGOT I HAD A MATCH. I only showed up out of respect for D'ville. As for Frodo and Gator, at least I honored my side of the bet, got shit on and changed my name to Iceman for a week. You however, have proved you have no balls by avoiding Frodo more times than I can count."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-14-2014, 01:28 PM**

"After he accepted a match no less. See, even Iceman knows you're a liar and a pussy. Ain't that right, Vanilla Ice?"

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 01:30 PM**

(11-14-2014, 01:28 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "After he accepted a match no less. See, even Iceman knows you're a liar and a pussy. Ain't that right, Vanilla Ice?"

"I don't know whether I should agree with you for agreeing with me that Vinnie is a massive pussy, or insult you for calling me Vanilla Ice."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 01:31 PM**

Dude, I told you I'd have a match with you to get me off of my balls for a little while. It din't work, so I changed my mind. You had to know exactly where and when, and you knew I was already booked. You just wanted an excuse to go back on your own word and keep stalking me.

What do you want me to say? I'll fight you sometime in 2015? Fuck, dude, just go keep trying to talk Cain into suicide or something.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-14-2014, 01:35 PM**

[lightblue][b]"I told you from the beginning, accept and set a date. You're too stupid to understand that. I didn't go back, you did. Because you're too fucking stupid to properly follow instructions. And you wonder why you get fucked with.

]

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 01:36 PM**

(11-14-2014, 01:31 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Dude, I told you I'd have a match with you to get me off of my balls for a little while. It din't work, so I changed my mind. You had to know exactly where and when, and you knew I was already booked. You just wanted an excuse to go back on your own word and keep stalking me.

What do you want me to say? I'll fight you sometime in 2015? Fuck, dude, just go keep trying to talk Cain into suicide or something.

"Still no excuse to duck a match. I only ducked one match, and that was only against some stupid queer named TJ Sky. That fucker was here for what only seemed like three seconds. You, however, have no excuse since Frodo still comes in day in and day out, and while I may think he is a stupid queer, I do respect his in- ring skills."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 01:41 PM**

You want me to set a date? Fine. It's the holiday season anyway, and I know your little elf ass doesn't want to spend all month delivering XBOX 360s to all of Aidan Collins' illegitimate babies, so how about you and me for Christmas?

Maverick · **11-14-2014, 01:46 PM**

(11-14-2014, 01:41 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You want me to set a date? Fine. It's the holiday season anyway, and I know your little elf ass doesn't want to spend all month delivering XBOX 360s to all of Aidan Collins' illegitimate babies, so how about you and me for Christmas?

"Oh! I was planning to make a Christmas Shove- It anyway! This'll go along well!"

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 01:57 PM**

Looks like you might get a Main Event people will actually tune in for. You should give lessons to John Black.

Mastermind · **11-14-2014, 02:22 PM**

'With Frodo I found it's best to give him what he wants like a match, and then after he gets his match, he'll leave you alone. Vinny you could have avoided all this hassle from Frodo if you just accepted his match early. Not that I am defending Frodo, or disrespecting you, but that's the way I see things.

"He came after me early on, and I just gave in, ever since he's left me virtually alone."

**Vincent Lane** · **11-14-2014, 02:27 PM**

Dude, I don't take orders. The little muppet is a hypocrite and just says whatever shit he thinks will get him some attention that day anyway. I'm just feeling generous for the Christmas season.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-14-2014, 02:57 PM**

"Great. I get to kick your ass and ruin your Christmas. Best holiday ever."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-14-2014, 10:09 PM**

oh theo u love to talk shit behind my back. funny how I hit 3 Gilmour Cutters and if not for Hysteria and his

friends I might of hit a 4th to end u

Theo Pryce · **11-15-2014, 03:12 AM**

Behind your back? Are you truly this fucking stupid? Peter you are responding to everything I've said and it's not because someone is whispering in your ear "Hey did you hear what Theo said about you?" No it's because I am saying these things right to your fat face. The same things that I've been saying for over a year. You are the same team killing, can't win a big match to say his life, king of contradiction, fat fucking

that you've always been. You'll never change because you're incapable of change. You will always be what you currently are. A fat loser that had to clone a woman that would love him because no one else will.

Truth hurts butch, now go have a kale shake and hit the weights fatty.

Hysteria 'The Prophet' · **11-15-2014, 07:47 AM**

(11-14-2014, 10:09 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: oh theo u love to talk shit behind my back. funny how I hit 3 Gilmour Cutters and if not for Hysteria and his friends I might of hit a 4th to end u

BAHAHAMAHAHA!

BITCH. Dost my ears deceive me? Did I hear you call The Asylum just a group of Hysteria and his

friends? You mean a following of The Higher Power, right? Maybe you're too moronic to quite comprehend the words emitting from my mouth. After all, the Special Olympics called and want their torch runner back. Bye Peter. Go back there and be renowned for something other than uttering lies and misconceptions. Although misconceptions would probably be the norm for an individual of the brain capacity of you.

Where's Morbid? Wasn't this intended to call out that person?

??? the Next Level Meta · **11-15-2014, 08:17 AM**

Hysteria and his group of

sounds right. Maybe a little inaccurate because that doesn't include the fact that Ghost Tank is a woman who wants my dick and has a snatch made out of silly putty. So, in reality; it's Hysteria and his harem of queers and chicks going on a goddamn vision quest. Though, even with all the baggage of being a band of cocksuckers and cocklusters, they still managed to fuck the champs' shit up. HAHAHAHAHAHA you let these fags contribute to your loss!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-15-2014, 08:53 PM**

Hysteria, shut the fuck up before i beat you so bad your mask will be blood red

Theo.. suck my dick

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-15-2014, 09:00 PM**

"I don't think that'd happen, dude. You're just a one eared bitch. On a team that includes Lane, you're still the weakest link."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-15-2014, 09:54 PM**

says the guy whos a

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-15-2014, 09:58 PM**

"Hey, you liked it when I fucked you. And your ex fiance is a man. So, glass houses and stones."

Theo Pryce · **11-16-2014, 09:11 AM**

(11-15-2014, 09:54 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: says the guy whos a

Says the guy who tells everyone to suck his dick. So you either say it because you are secretly, though not really to anyone who pays attention, a raging cock sucker or you heard someone else say it once, thought it was cool and now just mimic that behavior without thinking about it. It can only be one of the two so which is it?

Maverick · **11-16-2014, 12:16 PM**

(11-16-2014, 09:11 AM)THEO PRYCE Said:
(11-15-2014, 09:54 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: says the guy whos a

Says the guy who tells everyone to suck his dick.

"Says the guy who comes back into the XWF masquerading as some creepy Scorpion rip- off. I mean, what the fuck? If you're going to come back, then come back as your own guy. Or be yourself, just have some personality changes."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-16-2014, 12:48 PM**

"So, you're utterly

? Because he's been here as Enigma for way longer than you've been here. He was here as Enigma when he was still Theo. It's how he won his briefcase."

Theo Pryce · **11-16-2014, 12:50 PM**

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Seriously? Are you just talking out of turn because you have some weird fetish that involves boots going up your ass? Is that it? You are one of those freakos? I never came back masquerading as anyone you dumb diddy. I was here as both the masked Scorpion rip off and and as the guy you are addressing right now. There was no coming back. There was only me, here, the entire time. You're just too stupid to realize that. Now go and kindly fuck off.

Maverick · **11-16-2014, 12:52 PM**

(11-16-2014, 12:48 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "So, you're utterly ? Because he's been here as Enigma for way longer than you've been here. He was here as Enigma when he was still Theo. It's how he won his briefcase."

"No, you don't think I haven't noticed that? I know he won his briefcase as Enigma. I know which match he won it in too- I'm not

. What I'm saying is stick to one personality, and don't just be a coward and turn tail with your real self, while you play dress- up and be on the other side with your other personality."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **11-16-2014, 12:56 PM**

"That doesn't even begin to make sense, and considering the source I'd say it's because you're

. Now, go lay down and wait to get shat on again."

Maverick · **11-16-2014, 12:58 PM**

(11-16-2014, 12:50 PM)THEO PRYCE Said: What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Seriously? Are you just talking out of turn because you have some weird fetish that involves boots going up your ass? Is that it? You are one of those freakos? I never came back masquerading as anyone you dumb diddy. I was here as both the masked Scorpion rip off and and as the guy you are addressing right now. There was no coming back. There was only me, here, the entire time. You're just too stupid to realize that. Now go and kindly fuck off.

"If memory serves me correct, your final match as Enigma was the October 1st edition of Warfare, where you wrestled against LH Harrison in a #1 Contenders match for the X-treme title, which you won. Then, you disappeared without a trace. Poof. Much like the man we know commonly, Azreal Erebus. As Theo Pryce, however, you came back on the... goddammit. I hate my derp- out sessions. You know what? Let's just forget this edition of Derpland never happened, yeah?"

Mav tries to shake the cobwebs out, as he looks like an idiot.

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